Rod Stewart tells it like it is about the opposite sex in the new issue of Q

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"What most women like is a good sense of humour... they like money too".

Come on. You think Rod pulled all these blondes because of his dashing personality? I wonder if right-on ILX will ever admit that girls are suckers for cash in a way that blokes are not (when it comes to ugly rich chicks for example).

― Rod Stewart is a Truthteller, Monday, 3 January 2005 21:04 (nineteen years ago) link

really the ladies just want his body and think he's sexy.

― Emilymv (Emilymv), Monday, 3 January 2005 21:06 (nineteen years ago) link

Women do not like funny rich guys.

― miccio (miccio), Monday, 3 January 2005 21:07 (nineteen years ago) link

It wasn't the blonde chicks that caused the stomach pumping episode.

― ImJustSaying, Monday, 3 January 2005 21:07 (nineteen years ago) link

That was Rod Stewart? I heard the same anecdote about the goofy looking one in McFly

― Bernard the Butler (Lynskey), Monday, 3 January 2005 21:09 (nineteen years ago) link

It was Rod Stewart. The experience, which involved him going down on his favorite football team, was chronicled in the song "You're In My Heart."

― miccio (miccio), Monday, 3 January 2005 21:27 (nineteen years ago) link

his favorite football team

the Calum Robert Waddells?

― yob, Monday, 3 January 2005 21:29 (nineteen years ago) link

Celtic, United.

― miccio (miccio), Monday, 3 January 2005 21:30 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.snopes.com/music/artists/rockstar.htm

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 3 January 2005 21:41 (nineteen years ago) link

Two words: Rachael Hunter

― Girolamo Savonarola, Monday, 3 January 2005 21:42 (nineteen years ago) link

He had two gallons of Rachel Hunter pumped from his stomach?

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 3 January 2005 21:43 (nineteen years ago) link

Boring.

Yes, Calum Robert Waddell is very boring.

― yob, Monday, 3 January 2005 21:47 (nineteen years ago) link

I love funny rich guys! Actually never met one myself, but in theory, I do.

I used to date a rich guy when I was 19. He was EXTREMELY UNFUNNY. So I didn't like him much.

― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Monday, 3 January 2005 21:59 (nineteen years ago) link

KEVIN FEDERLINE

― Leon the Fratboy (Ex Leon), Monday, 3 January 2005 22:00 (nineteen years ago) link

The opposite sex? I like the apposite sex better.

― Michael White (Hereward), Monday, 3 January 2005 22:02 (nineteen years ago) link

its true, a good sense of humour is an attractive quality. i don't find money attractive, i have my own. as for relationships with men, i've tended to get along better with men who grew up working class like i did. they understand me better.

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Monday, 3 January 2005 22:29 (nineteen years ago) link

as a humorless pauper I'm offended

― Riot Gear! (Gear!), Monday, 3 January 2005 22:56 (nineteen years ago) link

He's the one who said something like 'I'm not getting married again, I'll just find a girl I hate and give her a house.' Brilliant.

― Adamdrome Crankypants (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 3 January 2005 23:17 (nineteen years ago) link

rod stewart is awesome. ask Celtic, United

― miccio (miccio), Monday, 3 January 2005 23:53 (nineteen years ago) link

and rod was blue collar, but I have to assume its attractive that a guy can provide for himself and offer security, etc. I'm guessing its more attractive than outstanding loans and an inability to budget.

― miccio (miccio), Monday, 3 January 2005 23:54 (nineteen years ago) link

yeah but i don't want someone to hate me and buy me a house.

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Monday, 3 January 2005 23:55 (nineteen years ago) link

it should also be noted that money and a sense of humor are worthwhile qualities when you look like a decrepit parakeet and you're dating 18 year old models.

― miccio (miccio), Monday, 3 January 2005 23:57 (nineteen years ago) link

i still don't get how rod pulls.

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Monday, 3 January 2005 23:58 (nineteen years ago) link

i know a woman who looks and sounds just like him, she scares the fuck out of me.

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Monday, 3 January 2005 23:59 (nineteen years ago) link

Me either, he's a bit of an old slapper inne? xpost

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 4 January 2005 00:00 (nineteen years ago) link

i'm guessing the women he dates have daddy issues

― miccio (miccio), Tuesday, 4 January 2005 00:00 (nineteen years ago) link

Rod looks like a super-wizened Liza Minnelli, god knows how he pulls.

― Riot Gear! (Gear!), Tuesday, 4 January 2005 00:01 (nineteen years ago) link

Rod's also a mad germophobe and the word "doddering" comes to mind when he's not onstage

― Riot Gear! (Gear!), Tuesday, 4 January 2005 00:01 (nineteen years ago) link

maybe they have grandaddy issues

― miccio (miccio), Tuesday, 4 January 2005 00:02 (nineteen years ago) link

hahahahahahaha ew

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Tuesday, 4 January 2005 00:03 (nineteen years ago) link

I'm totally down with Roddy hating me! The house is just a bonus.

― Poppy (poppy), Tuesday, 4 January 2005 00:54 (nineteen years ago) link

ugly step-uncle issues

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Tuesday, 4 January 2005 01:10 (nineteen years ago) link

I'm totally down with Roddy hating me! The house is just a bonus.

what about having sex with a REALLY REALLY FUGGLY man? how do you feel about that?

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Tuesday, 4 January 2005 01:54 (nineteen years ago) link

you don't want to see that rooster poof sticking out between your legs?

― miccio (miccio), Tuesday, 4 January 2005 02:04 (nineteen years ago) link

somebody make him stop.

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Tuesday, 4 January 2005 02:10 (nineteen years ago) link

oh he doesn't look that bad
http://www.foolishgames.com/jewel/pics/rodstewart/g.jpg

I believe that's Mark McGrath on the far right having himself a big laugh

― miccio (miccio), Tuesday, 4 January 2005 02:18 (nineteen years ago) link

I always suspected Mark McGrath of being on the far right.

― Hurting (Hurting), Tuesday, 4 January 2005 03:56 (nineteen years ago) link

He's supposed to hate me! I didn't know he was into grudge fucks. I'd have sex with Rod Stewart - one time only - if I got a free house out of it. But it would have to be a house with a fairly high resale value.

― Poppy (poppy), Tuesday, 4 January 2005 18:05 (nineteen years ago) link

http://vnexpress.net/Vietnam/Van-hoa/Guong-mat-Nghe-sy/2003/02/3B9C5312/19_rod.jpg http://www.mattscdsingles.com/acatalog/986%20new.jpg

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 4 January 2005 18:39 (nineteen years ago) link

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