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The Crack-a-Joke Book

Alba, Thursday, 18 January 2024 18:50 (four months ago) link

Love the ones that reveal themselves to you after 40 years

Alba, Thursday, 18 January 2024 18:50 (four months ago) link

Is the title of The The's Soul Mining a pun on coal mining? Because if it is, that's another one I've just got after 40 years.

lord of the rongs (anagram), Friday, 19 January 2024 15:41 (four months ago) link

Almost certainly.

Bulky Pee Pants (Tom D.), Friday, 19 January 2024 15:59 (four months ago) link

Whoa! That never occured to me either.

Kim Kimberly, Friday, 19 January 2024 16:31 (four months ago) link

Not really a pun, but I was just thinking about that line in 10000 Maniacs "Hey Jack Kerouac" that goes "In Harelm, howling at night" and realized in addition to describing wild behavior it also references the Ginsberg poem.

nickn, Thursday, 25 January 2024 17:32 (three months ago) link

if it's not really a pun you can put it in the "things you were shockingly old when you learned" thread, which should really be renamed "things"

G. D’Arcy Cheesewright (silby), Thursday, 25 January 2024 19:42 (three months ago) link

altho, #onethread

G. D’Arcy Cheesewright (silby), Thursday, 25 January 2024 19:42 (three months ago) link

I put it here because I just realized it (on my own) rather than "learned" it.

nickn, Thursday, 25 January 2024 19:52 (three months ago) link

Interesting epistemological distinction

G. D’Arcy Cheesewright (silby), Friday, 26 January 2024 05:15 (three months ago) link

The The's pun would have landed for me if it'd been spelled "Soulmining", but I am pleased to have seen the light after listening to it for 40 years, how the fuck is that even possible.

assert (matttkkkk), Friday, 26 January 2024 06:07 (three months ago) link

pagerank / larry page

, Friday, 26 January 2024 15:10 (three months ago) link

The exclamation "here I am!" in "Rock You Like a Hurricane" by Scorpions doubles as an imperative to "hear (that) I am" - take this music as sonic proof of my existence. A germane topic, since (one of) the theme(s) of the song is Scorpions' ability and desire to Rock You with that music.

Halfway there but for you, Friday, 26 January 2024 15:48 (three months ago) link

A German(e) topic in fact.

Bulky Pee Pants (Tom D.), Friday, 26 January 2024 15:49 (three months ago) link

...this wordplay is even more impressive since they are working in a second language.

Halfway there but for you, Friday, 26 January 2024 15:50 (three months ago) link

Although I would submit the lyrics of "Rock You Like a Hurricane" as a demonstration of the pitfalls of working in a second language

Josefa, Friday, 26 January 2024 16:18 (three months ago) link

I have decided after all these decades that the band The Comateens chose their name as a play on the Scots word for committee, comatee. #yinthreid

Al Green Explores Your Mind Gardens (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 1 February 2024 21:00 (three months ago) link

it took me about a half-dozen viewings of "This is Spinal Tap" to pick up on the "Isle of Lucy" pun.

― Sir Lord Baltimora (Myonga Vön Bontee), Monday, February 18, 2013 1:46 AM (ten years ago)

mookieproof, Monday, 5 February 2024 06:08 (three months ago) link

Ditto.

The British Boy of Film Classification (Tom D.), Monday, 5 February 2024 07:30 (three months ago) link

I have decided after all these decades that the band The Comateens chose their name as a play on the Scots word for committee, comatee. #yinthreid

Never heard of that word so it seems extremely unlikely some new wavers from New York would have!

The British Boy of Film Classification (Tom D.), Monday, 5 February 2024 07:32 (three months ago) link

How many people realised their relationship with Twitter was over when they started calling it Ex.
Or should that be parted company with?

Stevo, Thursday, 8 February 2024 14:23 (three months ago) link

The 1980 Floor Show

B. Amato (Boring, Maryland), Sunday, 11 February 2024 03:05 (three months ago) link

Whoa!

Kim Kimberly, Sunday, 11 February 2024 03:10 (three months ago) link

Beware the savage floor

The Ginger Bakersfield Sound (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 11 February 2024 03:57 (three months ago) link

cluedo

conrad, Sunday, 11 February 2024 23:07 (three months ago) link

Like, clue... judo?

Andrew Farrell, Sunday, 11 February 2024 23:32 (three months ago) link

Oh, clue ludo, yes that makes more sense.

Andrew Farrell, Sunday, 11 February 2024 23:33 (three months ago) link

this is why the americans were told to call it "clue" - because they don't call ludo "ludo" and therefore the vital pun would not have registered

conrad, Monday, 12 February 2024 12:17 (three months ago) link

ok, so two new / newly realised things here. all those references to americans playing parcheesi, they just mean 'ludo' (it's a brand name taken for the original indian word). and b) ludo is just from the latin for 'play'.

koogs, Monday, 12 February 2024 13:18 (three months ago) link

this is why the americans were told to call it "clue" - because they don't call ludo "ludo" and therefore the vital pun would not have registered

― conrad, Monday, February 12, 2024 6:17 AM

And here I am wondering, What does Col. Mustard have to do with Parcheesi?

pplains, Monday, 12 February 2024 16:29 (three months ago) link

Parcheesi does have several rule changes that improve on Ludo, objectively the worst board game.

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 13 February 2024 11:19 (three months ago) link

ludo is like snakes & ladders but without the snakes or ladders, and organised in a way that means you can't immediately see who is winning

This is Dance Anthems, have some respect (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 13 February 2024 12:05 (three months ago) link

"Your Mind and We Belong Together"

This is Dance Anthems, have some respect (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 14 February 2024 13:22 (three months ago) link

Took me a little bit to get that but yes. Kind of spoils the psychedelic nuttiness of the title somewhat.

The British Boy of Film Classification (Tom D.), Wednesday, 14 February 2024 14:01 (three months ago) link

sorry, it's a bit of an obscure one if you don't know the song (as I didn't until today)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QuYGq8e9lY4

This is Dance Anthems, have some respect (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 14 February 2024 14:11 (three months ago) link

this is why the americans were told to call it "clue" - because they don't call ludo "ludo" and therefore the vital pun would not have registered

― conrad, Monday, February 12, 2024 6:17 AM

I never knew that's why it's Cluedo here. I just thought it was another cutesy thing.

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Wednesday, 14 February 2024 14:18 (three months ago) link

also - snakes and ladders is another game that's called something different in the US

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Wednesday, 14 February 2024 14:19 (three months ago) link

Found out last year that Sorry is called Mensch ärgere Dich nicht in German which means something like Man, don't be angry. That tickled me.

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Wednesday, 14 February 2024 14:22 (three months ago) link

also - snakes and ladders is another game that's called something different in the US


Is it Chutes and Ladders?

B. Amato (Boring, Maryland), Wednesday, 14 February 2024 14:40 (three months ago) link

Yes because you slide down chutes and go up ladders

Not sure how many people have ever slid down a snake. Maybe it happens a lot in the UK idk

Humanitarian Pause (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 14 February 2024 14:46 (three months ago) link

A snake looks better than a chute.

The British Boy of Film Classification (Tom D.), Wednesday, 14 February 2024 14:47 (three months ago) link

... it's (yet another) game the British brought back from India where the snakes have a deeper meaning than just something you slide down... apparently.

The British Boy of Film Classification (Tom D.), Wednesday, 14 February 2024 14:50 (three months ago) link

chutes are just fundamentally less exciting than snakes

This is Dance Anthems, have some respect (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 14 February 2024 14:55 (three months ago) link

Personally I would definitely prefer having my butt on a chute vs. a snake; your opinion may vary.

Snakes? Not my kink. And also consent is an issue. Have the snakes enthusiastically consented to this arrangement?

Sane clown posse (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 14 February 2024 15:01 (three months ago) link

the snakes are willing participants, if anything it's their idea

This is Dance Anthems, have some respect (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 14 February 2024 15:05 (three months ago) link

The do tend to look very jolly on the playing board

Humanitarian Pause (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 14 February 2024 15:16 (three months ago) link

why do the snakes have to consent, they're not eating your ass

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 14 February 2024 15:25 (three months ago) link

Someone doesn’t know how to play snakes and ladders correctly

the new drip king (DJP), Wednesday, 14 February 2024 15:38 (three months ago) link

chutes are just fundamentally less exciting than snakes

― This is Dance Anthems, have some respect (Camaraderie at Arms Length)

Until they fail to open.

nickn, Wednesday, 14 February 2024 17:05 (three months ago) link

my chute's closed baby

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 14 February 2024 17:46 (three months ago) link


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