Blonde Goths?

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Do they exist?

Loose Translation: Sexy Dancer (sexyDancer), Thursday, 28 October 2004 19:47 (nineteen years ago) link

They're called "prostitutes".

adam... (nordicskilla), Thursday, 28 October 2004 19:48 (nineteen years ago) link

Bryan Gregory of The Cramps (deceased)

Dadaismus (Dada), Thursday, 28 October 2004 19:48 (nineteen years ago) link

Of course.

http://www.beatmassacre.com/beet/goths/BlondeGoth.jpg

jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 28 October 2004 19:48 (nineteen years ago) link

(xpost, I think?)

jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 28 October 2004 19:49 (nineteen years ago) link

Yes.

xpost. No! I was one, assplunger! (a blonde goth not a prostitute)

Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 28 October 2004 19:49 (nineteen years ago) link

We Are All Prostitutes

adam... (nordicskilla), Thursday, 28 October 2004 19:50 (nineteen years ago) link

haha you must have just read that post in which i talked about the blonde goth i used to work with. most of the blonde goths i see these days have dreads though.

gygax! (gygax!), Thursday, 28 October 2004 19:51 (nineteen years ago) link

Holy shit - weird stuff turns up in the google image search for "blonde goth"!

Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 28 October 2004 19:53 (nineteen years ago) link

goths are lame

adam... (nordicskilla), Thursday, 28 October 2004 19:54 (nineteen years ago) link

Is there any google search that doesn't return porn?
xpost:
http://www.waste.org/bauhaus/i/davidjay.gif
The classic way is to keep it short and focus on "serious" glasses.

Loose Translation: Sexy Dancer (sexyDancer), Thursday, 28 October 2004 19:54 (nineteen years ago) link

ihttp://www.vamp.org/Gothic/NetGoths/LATrip/bathat2.jpg

Michael White (Hereward), Thursday, 28 October 2004 20:25 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.homepages.dsu.edu/spitzerm/REDUCED%20PHOTOS/Heaven%20&%20Hell/Going%20Goth.JPG

Who knows, but good fucking god, look at this... What the?

andy, Thursday, 28 October 2004 20:31 (nineteen years ago) link

wtf, leif garrett?

luna (luna.c), Thursday, 28 October 2004 20:31 (nineteen years ago) link

http://music.gothic.ru/interv/jarboe3.jpg

Loose Translation: Sexy Dancer (sexyDancer), Thursday, 28 October 2004 21:06 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.aurealm.com/womenpics/dax_01.jpg
If Danielle Dax counts as goth...

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 28 October 2004 21:09 (nineteen years ago) link

Does Budgie from Siouxsie and the Banshees count as a goth?

Kevin Gilchrist (Mr Fusion), Thursday, 28 October 2004 21:11 (nineteen years ago) link

http://rockrags.us/img/75.jpg

I can't remember if it was Johnny Ha-Ha or Yaxi Highrizer of Alien Sex Fiend, but he was blonde.

Does Budgie from Siouxsie and the Banshees count as a goth?

Well, the Banshees did arguably kick the whole thing off.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 28 October 2004 21:13 (nineteen years ago) link

....granted Budgie wasn't in the band at the time, but still.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 28 October 2004 21:13 (nineteen years ago) link

ONLY CLICK ON THE BELOW LINK IF YOU WANT TO SEE MORTIIS WITHOUT THE NOSE AND EARS OTHERWISE DON'T CLICK ON IT.

http://www.kjetter.com/arrangementer/galleri/april_2003/thumbnails/april03_11.jpg

ANDY, Thursday, 28 October 2004 21:13 (nineteen years ago) link

That was truly an anti-climax .

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 28 October 2004 21:17 (nineteen years ago) link

http://slowdive.users.netlink.co.uk//Photos/glj_01.jpg

Onimo (GerryNemo), Thursday, 28 October 2004 21:24 (nineteen years ago) link

Blonde/Red Clan Of Xymox person

http://www.clanofxymox.com/images/cox2005.jpg

Onimo (GerryNemo), Thursday, 28 October 2004 21:29 (nineteen years ago) link

Is Billy Idol allowed? Peter Murphy once singled him out of a list of Top Ten Goth Blokes as the only one that belonged there (removing himself obv.)

Onimo (GerryNemo), Thursday, 28 October 2004 21:31 (nineteen years ago) link

Cripes Clan of Xymox were embarassing.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 28 October 2004 21:35 (nineteen years ago) link

Were? I think they're still at it!

Onimo (GerryNemo), Thursday, 28 October 2004 21:37 (nineteen years ago) link

Sorry to hear that.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 28 October 2004 21:40 (nineteen years ago) link

You guys are all ex-goths anyway. I only bummed cloves from those types.

I think the real question is: Are there any goths, ANYWHERE, with their natural hair color intact?

andy, Thursday, 28 October 2004 22:00 (nineteen years ago) link

http://pages.infinit.net/saum/4ad/gallery/xmal.gif

Onimo (GerryNemo), Thursday, 28 October 2004 22:07 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.buffy2000.fsnet.co.uk/images/spike/spike15.jpg

roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Thursday, 28 October 2004 22:11 (nineteen years ago) link

xxxxpost - that's Mortiis???????

Roger Fidelity (Roger Fidelity), Thursday, 28 October 2004 22:12 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.deadlycurves.com/maid6_300x400.jpg

papa november (papa november), Thursday, 28 October 2004 22:46 (nineteen years ago) link

hachi machi

Jimmy Mod always makes friends with women before bedding them down (ModJ), Thursday, 28 October 2004 22:47 (nineteen years ago) link

I know a load of goths with natural undyed hair.

They're called roleplayers.

Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 28 October 2004 23:10 (nineteen years ago) link

OUCH

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 28 October 2004 23:11 (nineteen years ago) link

Hahah I was actually being serious! =)

Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 28 October 2004 23:15 (nineteen years ago) link

DOUBLE OUCH

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 28 October 2004 23:30 (nineteen years ago) link

James Marsters was interviewed on aust TV recently and he'd grown out his blonde peroxide... he looked really ordinary without it. Also, he was the most nervy, babbly dork I've ever seen on TV. Very jarring. It was like he'd been turned by a fan from some Buffy convention.

Trayce (trayce), Friday, 29 October 2004 03:35 (nineteen years ago) link

i looked through the pictures and concluded that blonde+goth=wrong. it just doesn't work.

g-kit (g-kit), Friday, 29 October 2004 07:54 (nineteen years ago) link

hmm. does this count?

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0001NJHH8.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

Sir Kingfish Beavis D'Azzmonch (Kingfish), Friday, 29 October 2004 08:12 (nineteen years ago) link

One of my best friends in high school was a blonde goth named J3nnif3r Tyl3r. I think her blondeness helped w/the whole pale/translucent skin thing

You've Got to Pick Up Every Stitch (tracerhand), Friday, 29 October 2004 12:29 (nineteen years ago) link

i looked through the pictures and concluded that blonde+goth=wrong. it just doesn't work.

...according to you. I think the mere fact that certain members of all the IRREFUTABLY GOTH bands cited are blonde above renders your conclusion moot.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 29 October 2004 23:15 (nineteen years ago) link

unpretentious goths- do they exist?

darragh.mac (darragh.mac), Friday, 29 October 2004 23:23 (nineteen years ago) link

no.

jay blanchard (jay blanchard), Saturday, 30 October 2004 02:34 (nineteen years ago) link

five months pass...
iVOTING TIME: 1P3 Votes for the Top Twenty Blondes

hampsterfrench (hampsterfrench), Sunday, 17 April 2005 15:53 (nineteen years ago) link

I know a naturally blonde one!
two years pass...

i dream of blonde goths. rowr.

andi, Thursday, 13 September 2007 22:56 (sixteen years ago) link

Not that has much directly to do with blondness and goths, but I was looking for a roller disco so I could feel young again and stumbled across GOTHS ON SKATES NIGHT. Oh, JOY! I'll be fixing to go to the next one.

I figure this is relevant to blond goffs because of the seeming incongruity.

Melinda Mess-injure, Thursday, 13 September 2007 23:36 (sixteen years ago) link

ITS RELEVANT TO MY EXISTENCE YES

andi, Thursday, 13 September 2007 23:38 (sixteen years ago) link

danielle dax

hstencil, Thursday, 13 September 2007 23:38 (sixteen years ago) link

dude i dated a blonde goth for years. she was so fucking hot. myspace now tells me shes a brunette. still lookin good.

chaki, Thursday, 13 September 2007 23:40 (sixteen years ago) link

would bone.

gr8080, Thursday, 13 September 2007 23:43 (sixteen years ago) link

Danielle Dax===extra hott

If you're naturally xtra pale blond goff kid, it is probably best to leave it blonde: the blak dye/blonde roots makes ugly skunk look, and then they appear to have no eyebrows to boot.

Abbott, Thursday, 13 September 2007 23:49 (sixteen years ago) link

I like how the goths emphasize their unnaturalness or otherworldliness by dying their black, blue, purple, or red. It contrasts dramatically with pale skin.

I have a real peeve with women who dye their locks blonde when their natural coloring is so far from it. The oranginess, dark roots, and mismatch coloring between eyebrows, head hair, and crotch repulses the hell out of me. But for some reason I don't mind it when blond goths go dark. I like their freakish blond eyebrows that don't even look like they're there.

Melinda Mess-injure, Thursday, 13 September 2007 23:56 (sixteen years ago) link

I can never tell if someone is MAD or SURPRISED or SKEPTICAl of me if their eyebrows can only be seen when hit by the sun at a specific angle.

Abbott, Thursday, 13 September 2007 23:59 (sixteen years ago) link

lol @ "Wumpskate"

Curt1s is coming to Zwinktopia !, Friday, 14 September 2007 01:31 (sixteen years ago) link

I know a couple of guys who are rly hottt blonde gothly types. Its really not that uncommon!

I've never done the total blonde thing but I have had brick-red hair with a white blonde fringe before.

Trayce, Friday, 14 September 2007 02:09 (sixteen years ago) link

I wd totally go gothskating also.

Trayce, Friday, 14 September 2007 02:10 (sixteen years ago) link

Okay, now it's relevant! Check out the blonde goth skater girlie on the mainpage of wumpskate.com

She doesn't look especially goth except for wearing all black. I think most blondes look good in black. Who doesn't, though?

Melinda Mess-injure, Friday, 14 September 2007 23:36 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.wumpskate.com/images/graphics/doomiestacos.gif

I want fake Jhonen Vasquez tacos named after a troll of the past! And the price is right.

Abbott, Saturday, 15 September 2007 00:29 (sixteen years ago) link

She doesn't look especially goth except for wearing all black.

she's also brimming with despair and apathy.

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Saturday, 15 September 2007 03:59 (sixteen years ago) link

Yes. You can tell by the way she skates.

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Saturday, 15 September 2007 04:00 (sixteen years ago) link

actually, i don't dream of blonded goths. :( i just felt like bumping this thread. i just thought blonde goths were a neat idea. i really like the traditional goth girl look, though. but, i think that goth guys usually look ridiculous. i'm kind of a goth guy, but i don't feel any need to express myself through my appearance. i just wear everyday clothes, ya know.

i'm listening to the moon seven times. a lot better than area, i say.

andi, Sunday, 16 September 2007 07:05 (sixteen years ago) link


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