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http://www.zacharyallen.com

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Sunday, 24 October 2004 16:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Mainly this: http://www.zacharyallen.com/video-sunshine-qt.html

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Sunday, 24 October 2004 16:24 (twenty-one years ago)

It's truly something. He is the Mason Reese of our time.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 24 October 2004 16:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh my god, he's fantastic! In these troubled times, this is exactly what we need. I'm serious. Really.

― dave225 (Dave225), Sunday, 24 October 2004 18:10 (twenty-one years ago)

he's got the goods

― cinniblount (James Blount), Sunday, 24 October 2004 18:13 (twenty-one years ago)

i am agog. that looks like quite a bit venue - do people pay to see that now?

― jed_ (jed), Sunday, 24 October 2004 18:19 (twenty-one years ago)

You haven've lived until you've watched the 'Somewhere Over the Rainbow' cover.

― Remy (x Jeremy), Sunday, 24 October 2004 18:20 (twenty-one years ago)

ALSO: how frequently do you think he gets diddled?

― Remy (x Jeremy), Sunday, 24 October 2004 18:20 (twenty-one years ago)

my guess is he's one of them 13 yr old pornographers you read about

― cinniblount (James Blount), Sunday, 24 October 2004 18:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Two moments in particular that caused me to hate little Zachary and shortly after fell a slight embarrassment for him: (1) The way he repeated his question to the audience, "I SAID...are you ready for the Zach Attack?" He was really asking to get smacked. (2) His furious hand gestures that demanded louder applause for his background dancers as well. I don't believe the agitated intensity of his demand for louder applause was it all related to a genuine appreciation for Lacie and the other girl's hard work; I think Zachary just believes the audience is a thing to be conquerred through sheer force and thus we must cater to his petulant requests.

― herbert hebert (herbert hebert), Sunday, 24 October 2004 18:26 (twenty-one years ago)

those girls cant dance

― sometimes i like to pretend i am very small and warm (ex machina), Sunday, 24 October 2004 18:27 (twenty-one years ago)

x post correction
"fell embarrassment?" No, felt embarrassment.

― herbert hebert (herbert hebert), Sunday, 24 October 2004 18:28 (twenty-one years ago)

I dont have flash so I couldnt see the site.. but is this that punk ass kid who was on showbiz moms and dads?

― still bevens (bscrubbins), Sunday, 24 October 2004 18:31 (twenty-one years ago)

I should think you're talking about the same person.

Could you imagine if you were about to get married, googled your husband-to-be's name, and found that? My goodness...

― Kevin Gilchrist (Mr Fusion), Sunday, 24 October 2004 18:32 (twenty-one years ago)

I definitely sense a horrible parent or two behind this who should be shot.

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Sunday, 24 October 2004 18:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh hell yes.

You know, I wouldn't be surprised if this kid still wears diapers to bed. He's so agitated.

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Sunday, 24 October 2004 19:14 (twenty-one years ago)

i bet he's a total bottom

― phil-two (phil-two), Sunday, 24 October 2004 19:18 (twenty-one years ago)

those girls cant dance

the one chick seriously fucked up her leg lift.

― paranoia is the hipster's disease (Jody Beth Rosen), Sunday, 24 October 2004 19:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Also, 2 years max before he has an eating disorder.

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Sunday, 24 October 2004 19:27 (twenty-one years ago)

it looks like he needs one.

― phil-two (phil-two), Sunday, 24 October 2004 19:28 (twenty-one years ago)

his potential success moves in inverse correlation to his weight.

― Remy (x Jeremy), Sunday, 24 October 2004 19:59 (twenty-one years ago)

check out that video link now.

― teeny (teeny), Thursday, 4 November 2004 20:54 (twenty-one years ago)

AhahahahahahHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAA

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Thursday, 4 November 2004 21:01 (twenty-one years ago)

three months pass...

NEW VIDEO FROM TSUNAMI BENEFIT CONCERT

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 18 February 2005 03:31 (twenty-one years ago)

His spoken word parts are dialed in straight out of Shatner.

― gygax! (gygax!), Friday, 18 February 2005 03:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Wow his lip synching is craptastic.

― svend (svend), Friday, 18 February 2005 03:45 (twenty-one years ago)

His EVERYTHING is crapastic.

― hampsterfrench (hampsterfrench), Friday, 18 February 2005 04:04 (twenty-one years ago)

CAN YOU PEOPLE PLAESE PUT WARNINGS ON LINKS THAT WILL MAKE ME WISH I WAS DEAD

― Allyzay Dallas Multi-Pass (allyzay), Friday, 18 February 2005 04:21 (twenty-one years ago)

He kind of reminds me of every kid that was ever on Star Search back in the glory years of that show. Good thing they didn't have webpages at the time for all those kids.

― svend (svend), Friday, 18 February 2005 04:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Niggas be frontin' on Teh 'Drew

http://andrewantone.com/

― Jimmy Mod always makes friends with women before bedding them down (ModJ), Friday, 18 February 2005 04:24 (twenty-one years ago)

omg my roommate told me about the kid last year. AMAZING
his live performances were just too ridiculous to put into words. you could tell he wasn't really into it - there was one song where at the end he slid forward on his knees and the song ended and he just looked down in the most defeated look ... poor little guy.

― lemin (lemin), Friday, 18 February 2005 04:30 (twenty-one years ago)

He may suck, but you know he's getting more groupie trim than any of us.

― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Friday, 18 February 2005 04:39 (twenty-one years ago)

Hey Ally, you just gotta remember:

CAN'T LOOK AT THIS ANYMORE
CAN'T MOVE I WANT TO TURN IT OFF
TIED UP TO ALL THESE VIDEOS
NEVER FAR FROM ZACH ALLEN

TSUNAMI TSUNAMI CAME WASHING OVER ME
TSUNAMI TSUNAMI CAME WASHING OVER ME
CAN'T SPEAK, CAN'T THINK, WON'T TALK, WON'T WALK

*hides*

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 18 February 2005 06:03 (twenty-one years ago)

i just watched the clip of Zach recording "Sugar Sugar" in the studio. My skin has crawled off and now I must go find it.
egad.

― Catty (Catty), Friday, 18 February 2005 09:27 (twenty-one years ago)

A hero. (Not really.)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 18 February 2005 13:45 (twenty-one years ago)

five months pass...

http://www.zacharyallen.com/music.html#

NEW CRAP GUYS

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Sunday, 7 August 2005 00:03 (twenty years ago)

The range of emotions he goes through on the "Somewhere Out There" video is amazing!

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Sunday, 7 August 2005 12:55 (twenty years ago)

i bet he's a total bottom

-- phil-two (philtw...), October 24th, 2004.

ROFFLE

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Sunday, 7 August 2005 13:01 (twenty years ago)

two years pass...

HIS SITE HAS GONE ALL GOTH

― roxymuzak, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 04:20 (eighteen years ago)

Is this "growing up"?

― roxymuzak, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 04:20 (eighteen years ago)

Acne

― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 04:23 (eighteen years ago)

Thank god for youtube:

Sunshine

Somewhere Over The Rainbow

And OMG NEW CONTENDER CANDYMAN

― roxymuzak, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 04:25 (eighteen years ago)

"The CANDYMAN is here!" (angrily) "What kind of candy do YOU want?! Big chocolate!? Chocolate malted candy?!"

lololol

― roxymuzak, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 04:27 (eighteen years ago)

Oh fuck, he IS going rock or something: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KLLMVA0-LxA

― roxymuzak, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 04:30 (eighteen years ago)

folks, he is actually very inviting & not at all angry about the chocolate. he even offers gumdrops & anything you want. my thread, "tourette's guy RIP", is better than this one.

― deeznuts, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 04:37 (eighteen years ago)

He sounds a little teed off to me!

― roxymuzak, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 04:38 (eighteen years ago)

I'm thinking the cutting is probably beginning now.

― forksclovetofu, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 05:37 (eighteen years ago)

I worry about him, a little.

― roxymuzak, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 05:38 (eighteen years ago)

do you think his dad secretly weeps when no one's looking?

― Roz, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 05:39 (eighteen years ago)

I never imagined a dad was involved! This is clearly the work of an evil stage mother.

― roxymuzak, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 05:40 (eighteen years ago)

Seriously, this is a hell of a thing to look back upon at age 14.

― roxymuzak, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 05:40 (eighteen years ago)

my thread is still better, everyone. post replies to it.

― deeznuts, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 05:41 (eighteen years ago)

still, lol @ "big chocolate" xpost

― roxymuzak, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 05:42 (eighteen years ago)

he sez "SWEET CHOCOLATE"!! makes total sense. nothing to see here.

― deeznuts, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 05:44 (eighteen years ago)

haha that's even worse!

― roxymuzak, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 05:45 (eighteen years ago)

How so?

― deeznuts, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 05:46 (eighteen years ago)

In much the same way as your "thread" is worse than this one ;)

― roxymuzak, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 06:18 (eighteen years ago)

I'm thinking the cutting is probably beginning now.

FORKS!

Why don't you post to 1p3 anymore?

― roxymuzak, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 15:32 (eighteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

UGH!

This video is no longer available due to a copyright claim by a third party.

― roxymuzak, Sunday, 4 November 2007 00:33 (eighteen years ago)

This thread is so frustrating!
None of the links work, but I want so badly to know the mystique of Zachary Allen.

I want to know...I want to understand.

― Z S, Sunday, 4 November 2007 00:37 (eighteen years ago)

one month passes...

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=93801800

― latebloomer, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 23:24 (eighteen years ago)

http://i.l.cnn.net/cnn/2007/SPORT/football/09/25/england.liverpool/art.torres.gi.jpg

― Stevie T, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 23:28 (eighteen years ago)

the gayest kid ever

Just wanted these threads incontrovertibly linked forever.

― roxymuzak, Friday, 14 December 2007 07:56 (eighteen years ago)

this kid looks like jon benet.

― J0rdan S., Friday, 14 December 2007 08:03 (eighteen years ago)

He has the same kind of bad vibes surrounding him, but I definitely don't think he looks so much like Jon Benet as he does like a sausage roll.

― roxymuzak, Friday, 14 December 2007 08:07 (eighteen years ago)

one year passes...

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/5/20090416/twl-missing-teen-found-after-600-mile-bi-3fd0ae9.html

^^^hero

― Young Chizzy (country matters), Thursday, 16 April 2009 14:23 (seventeen years ago)

t/s forrest gump vs that one stupid music vidoe form a few years back

― Old Big 'OOS (AKA the Cupwinner) (darraghmac), Thursday, 16 April 2009 14:26 (seventeen years ago)

wo waitaminute

BYS CREW - COMING SOON

― goole, Thursday, 16 April 2009 14:27 (seventeen years ago)

mansfield1800 (1 week ago) 0 Reply
I FUCKED THAT KID IM A GUY

(from somewhere over teh rainbow vid lol)

― invitation to rabies (╓abies), Friday, 17 April 2009 14:11 (seventeen years ago)

i saw this dude about my age come into my store who looked like a grown up Zachary Allen. he had a hot wife.

― Bigfoot doesn't realize the Russian Spetsnaz are real (latebloomer), Friday, 24 April 2009 15:39 (seventeen years ago)

two years pass...

i miss him

― the most astonishing writer on ilx (roxymuzak), Sunday, 11 September 2011 04:55 (fourteen years ago)

http://web.archive.org/web/20041127000600/http://zacharyallen.com/

― markers, Sunday, 11 September 2011 05:00 (fourteen years ago)

thanking u

― Battlestar Gracián (crüt), Sunday, 11 September 2011 05:09 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jEEGyDjKM4

― Battlestar Gracián (crüt), Sunday, 11 September 2011 05:09 (fourteen years ago)

gay little kid sings somewhere over the rainbow

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvvvFkgmd2I

― Battlestar Gracián (crüt), Sunday, 11 September 2011 05:10 (fourteen years ago)

forgot those dancers. lol

― the most astonishing writer on ilx (roxymuzak), Monday, 12 September 2011 14:45 (fourteen years ago)

gay little kid sings somewhere over the rainbow

― conrad, Monday, 12 September 2011 14:51 (fourteen years ago)

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