PIERCE BROSNAN: the sexiest man alive?

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well, someone thinks so. could you imagine being in the meetings that resulted in this decision? i had 3 people im me yesterday asking me 'who the fuck decided this?' is there a new bond movie coming out? how does this affect tom's KEEP BOND BRITISH campaign? etc.

― maura, Friday, 16 November 2001 01:00 (11 years ago) Permalink

my mom liked remington steele a lot.

BUT WHERE IS CHRIS NOTH

― maura, Friday, 16 November 2001 01:00 (11 years ago) Permalink

SEXIEST WORLD LEADER!!!

― Tom, Friday, 16 November 2001 01:00 (11 years ago) Permalink

he's no roger moore. rowr.

― jess, Friday, 16 November 2001 01:00 (11 years ago) Permalink

Emma do you still fancy Vladimir Putin?

― Tom, Friday, 16 November 2001 01:00 (11 years ago) Permalink

Sure do Tom and it's funny you say that cos there's a pic of him in Metro today visiting nice Mr Bush at his ranch in Texas. Mmm, Vladimir, so powerful and rugged. Do you think he has a motorbike? That would be the cherry on the cake of his dreaminess.

Talking of Dreamy I just say TVs Dreamy Dermot O'Leary on the street by my office! I was deeply thrilled as he is wuvly.

― Emma, Friday, 16 November 2001 01:00 (11 years ago) Permalink

john cusack is the dreeeeemiest.

― katie, Friday, 16 November 2001 01:00 (11 years ago) Permalink

I, too, think that Putin is well foxy. This is despite of, or maybe because of, the fact that someone pointed out his eirie resemblance to Neil Hannon of the Divine Commedy.

I still think that Alex James should be in line to play the next Bond. Except now I've seen his penis (thanks, Damien) I'm not sure how fanciable he remains. Hrrrmmmmm.

― Ugly Wife, Friday, 16 November 2001 01:00 (11 years ago) Permalink

heh my sistah and i had a a fab row(r) w. dr vick last night re the handsomeness or otherwise of putin: conclusion yes handsome if you like em ratfaced and creepy, by a 2:1 margin

― mark s, Friday, 16 November 2001 01:00 (11 years ago) Permalink

KEEP BOND BRITISH. Alex James would do though the Groke choice remains Chris Eubank.

Blimey the secret of Vlad's success revealed. Incidentally I was disappointed Wendy Alexander dropped out of the race to succeed Henry McLeish as she looked (by political leader standards NB) a foxtress.

― Tom, Friday, 16 November 2001 01:00 (11 years ago) Permalink

He has a hairy chest but a creepy face. the sexist man alive is David of course.

― anthony, Friday, 16 November 2001 01:00 (11 years ago) Permalink

Rat-faced and creepy, mmmmmmmmmmmmm.

Well, that's half the boys I've ever dated, so who am I to complain? Bring him on!

― Ugly Wife, Friday, 16 November 2001 01:00 (11 years ago) Permalink

Dr Vick also claimed that VP has billions of babushkas sending him mashki notez which say (eg): "Be mine or I kill myself wuv Natasha"

(what does babushka mean?)

― mark s, Friday, 16 November 2001 01:00 (11 years ago) Permalink

How does he know they're not really his wife though a la the Kate Bush cautionary tale?

Yes I have read this also - he is treated as a Manilow figure by many Russian ladies. See also Japan's Koizumi bloke whose huge MANE gives him pop star status according to every cobbled-together profile you read.

― Tom, Friday, 16 November 2001 01:00 (11 years ago) Permalink

blimey is the kate B song a "tale"? i never listened to the words…

― mark s, Friday, 16 November 2001 01:00 (11 years ago) Permalink

Kate Bush's Babooshka storyline as follows - wife wants to test husband so pretends to be younger foxtrel named Babooshka and seduces him via snail-interweb (i.e. letters). Husband likes Babooshka because she reminds him of his wife. They then meet and he still doesn't twig and falls for wife-in-disguise. This is all meant to be very bad according to KB but she doesn't explain why.

― Tom, Friday, 16 November 2001 01:00 (11 years ago) Permalink

I like srteeeeeeeeeeee

― Mike Hanle y, Friday, 16 November 2001 01:00 (11 years ago) Permalink

Vladimir Putin looks like '60s actor Vladek Sheybal who played a weasely sov/arab in many a dodgy uk spy series.

The firstborn hates Brosnan for what he did to Full Monty guy on TV the other night.

sexiest guy - Hugh off CHANNEL 4 cooking prog[?] or bighair dead guy off LEXX

― , Friday, 16 November 2001 01:00 (11 years ago) Permalink

no, he is not. clearly that honour should go to Elvis

― Menelaus Darcy, Friday, 16 November 2001 01:00 (11 years ago) Permalink

My mum used to wuv Mr Brosnan, but now she's gone off him. Before that, Paddy Ashdown was dish of the day. Now...I don't know, she is (in)famous for saying Osama Bin Laden had nice eyes, so perhaps, er, him.

― DG, Friday, 16 November 2001 01:00 (11 years ago) Permalink

Its true, he does, and in the competition of greater appeal between George W bush and Osama, Osama really has to win by default

― Menelaus Darcy, Friday, 16 November 2001 01:00 (11 years ago) Permalink

Alright, just so I get to this before anthony...

Most Fuckable World Leader.... go!

― Brian MacDonald, Friday, 16 November 2001 01:00 (11 years ago) Permalink

Junichiro K is the hottest world leader today -- that should be pretty obvious to anybody who knows my psu-psu-psuedonym. Cute, nice hair, nice suits....mmmm!

Kate, Vladmir Putin is gross because he looks like Neil Hannon.

― Nicole, Friday, 16 November 2001 01:00 (11 years ago) Permalink

Putin is hot? Some would "beg" to differ, yuk yuk.

― Kerry, Friday, 16 November 2001 01:00 (11 years ago) Permalink

He's all dead and stuff now, but Canada's first PM Sir John A. MacDonald had to be the coolest mofo around in his day. He wore crazy striped pants, had wild hair, and is rumoured to have routinely shown up plastered in the House of Commons. His goofy yet distinguished face makes the twenty dollars by far the sexiest bill. ***dreamy*** And I'm not even a Conservative!

― Kim, Friday, 16 November 2001 01:00 (11 years ago) Permalink

Sexiest self-help guru? Why is this a category?

― rosemary, Saturday, 17 November 2001 01:00 (11 years ago) Permalink

9 years pass...

― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Saturday, 4 June 2011 13:54 (1 year ago) Permalink

ps - thx Ronan

― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Saturday, 4 June 2011 13:54 (1 year ago) Permalink

this is the best thing of all time, i can't stop laughing.

― Suggest Banter (Local Garda), Saturday, 4 June 2011 13:55 (1 year ago) Permalink

hahahahaha

omg

― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Saturday, 4 June 2011 13:56 (1 year ago) Permalink

THEN MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE LIVING HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRE

― Suggest Banter (Local Garda), Saturday, 4 June 2011 13:59 (1 year ago) Permalink

powerful imo

― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Saturday, 4 June 2011 14:01 (1 year ago) Permalink

he's acting the holy hell out of himself. he has nothing left to give emotionally in that gripping scene.

― Suggest Banter (Local Garda), Saturday, 4 June 2011 14:03 (1 year ago) Permalink

haha, this film was on channel 5 last week as i flicked past.

― jed_, Saturday, 4 June 2011 14:24 (1 year ago) Permalink

I hope you saved some turkey for HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERE

― got a whole lotta gloves (snoball), Saturday, 4 June 2011 14:25 (1 year ago) Permalink

i wish it didn't cut to her while he says it, though.

― jed_, Sunday, 5 June 2011 00:46 (1 year ago) Permalink

I do like that her reaction is akin to a huffy Jane Austen character instead of "WHOA, WHAT THE FUCK WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING AT ME?"

― corey, Sunday, 5 June 2011 00:48 (1 year ago) Permalink

i just remembered that i got up at 10am to show my flatmate this, feels like 3 days ago, think i was still high.

― MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE LIVING HERE!! (Local Garda), Sunday, 5 June 2011 15:11 (1 year ago) Permalink

surprisingly good...

― MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE LIVING HERE!! (Local Garda), Sunday, 5 June 2011 19:27 (1 year ago) Permalink

― corey, Sunday, 5 June 2011 19:38 (1 year ago) Permalink

VG+ to the dance mix

― jed_, Sunday, 5 June 2011 19:41 (1 year ago) Permalink

I can't stop watching this.

OMG DACE MIX.

― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Sunday, 5 June 2011 21:52 (1 year ago) Permalink

woahhh i've probably watched this about 30 times tonight, it just gets better

― sonderangerbot, Sunday, 5 June 2011 22:10 (1 year ago) Permalink

i keep relapsing

― MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE LIVING HERE!! (Local Garda), Sunday, 5 June 2011 22:11 (1 year ago) Permalink

last night all my friends were shouting it at every opportunity...

― MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE LIVING HERE!! (Local Garda), Sunday, 5 June 2011 22:12 (1 year ago) Permalink

The plot concerns Taffin and his methods of executing justice, in order to save a local park in the town of Ballymoran.
An Irish tough-guy debt collector is asked by his local community to help rid the town of developers bent on building a chemical plant on the outskirts of town. The developers are ruthless and have sent their heavies into town to keep the locals quiet.

conspiracy thriller-cum-social realist drama about local activism, or: let's save a park using guns and huge explosions.

― Antoine Bugleboy (Merdeyeux), Sunday, 5 June 2011 22:25 (1 year ago) Permalink

halfway through the music changes to a song that was used on an ad for farming products in the 90s in ireland, "STOP FLUKE, MASTITIS, RINGWORM" it said over those rugged riffs. maybe they actually thought taffin music would sex up pesticides.

― MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE LIVING HERE!! (Local Garda), Sunday, 5 June 2011 22:36 (1 year ago) Permalink

I want to have a Taffin party

― corey, Sunday, 5 June 2011 22:48 (1 year ago) Permalink

is this a new thing/meme? i wonder if adam and joe caught the same ch5 broadcast i did from a couple of weeks back.

― jed_, Sunday, 5 June 2011 23:01 (1 year ago) Permalink

i think a&j started going on about it in early may. at least that's when my flatmates (both a&j fans) started shouting it at me/posting it on my wall, etc.

― caek, Sunday, 5 June 2011 23:05 (1 year ago) Permalink

"09 May at 23:18" is apparently when the meme reached me.

― caek, Sunday, 5 June 2011 23:05 (1 year ago) Permalink

THEN MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE LIVING HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRE

― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Monday, 6 June 2011 01:04 (1 year ago) Permalink

Guys it keeps sucking me back in.

― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Monday, 6 June 2011 01:04 (1 year ago) Permalink

Well. That's easily fixed. >:(

― corey, Monday, 6 June 2011 01:11 (1 year ago) Permalink

idgi

― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Monday, 6 June 2011 01:24 (1 year ago) Permalink

it's what the woman says!

― corey, Monday, 6 June 2011 01:27 (1 year ago) Permalink

LOL

I'm too mesmerized by Brosnan that what she says doesn't even register tbh.

― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Monday, 6 June 2011 01:28 (1 year ago) Permalink

just had my first few hits of the day

― MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE LIVING HERE!! (Local Garda), Monday, 6 June 2011 09:47 (1 year ago) Permalink

it really is like a drug

― pearsonic, Monday, 6 June 2011 12:37 (1 year ago) Permalink

So last night when I listened to the dance remix I couldn't help but get genuinely excited during the "HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRE" part because I knew what was coming and that it was going to be awesome and you know what? It was.

― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Monday, 6 June 2011 13:31 (1 year ago) Permalink

http://youtubedoubler.com/NwQ open in lots of tabs

― caek, Monday, 6 June 2011 14:24 (1 year ago) Permalink

Ahahahahhahahaa I am going mad

― England's banh mi army (ledge), Monday, 6 June 2011 14:29 (1 year ago) Permalink

http://youtubedoubler.com/Nx6

― got a whole lotta gloves (snoball), Monday, 6 June 2011 14:33 (1 year ago) Permalink

jesus...i don't know what to feel

― MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE LIVING HERE!! (Local Garda), Monday, 6 June 2011 17:51 (1 year ago) Permalink

http://youtubedoubler.com/NCd

― got a whole lotta gloves (snoball), Monday, 6 June 2011 18:10 (1 year ago) Permalink

THEN MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE LIVING HERE... on a Greek island called Kalokairi.

― got a whole lotta gloves (snoball), Monday, 6 June 2011 18:12 (1 year ago) Permalink

I can't explain why this is funny to people who haven't seen it

― corey, Tuesday, 7 June 2011 01:35 (1 year ago) Permalink

I just feel sorry for them

― corey, Tuesday, 7 June 2011 01:35 (1 year ago) Permalink

Enh it's ADR

― Better than the rest / baby you're the best (Ówen P.), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 07:01 (1 year ago) Permalink

just had a huge load of booze. can't stop watching this and laughing.

― MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE LIVING HERE!! (Local Garda), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 23:27 (1 year ago) Permalink

still haven't used this in a real life context myself but a friend set me up for it and it was the most beautiful moment of my year.

― Antoine Bugleboy (Merdeyeux), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 23:32 (1 year ago) Permalink

yeah a friend covertly set me up for it via sms tonight...was brilliant.

― MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE LIVING HERE!! (Local Garda), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 23:36 (1 year ago) Permalink

his first line is underrated imo

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 9 June 2011 04:07 (1 year ago) Permalink

4 months pass...

THEN MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE LIVING HEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRE

― When a German communicates, you listen (LocalGarda), Sunday, 30 October 2011 15:28 (1 year ago) Permalink

Best meme ever.

― zverotic discourse (jim in glasgow), Sunday, 30 October 2011 15:43 (1 year ago) Permalink

pierce brosnon asked my friend out in a coffee shop in halifax this summer

― ice cr?m, Sunday, 30 October 2011 15:46 (1 year ago) Permalink

Re: that line's delivery. Director presumably had a choice among several takes of the same line and judged that one the best of the lot.

― Aimless, Sunday, 30 October 2011 17:49 (1 year ago) Permalink

pierce brosnon asked my friend out in a coffee shop in halifax this summer

― ice cr?m, Sunday, October 30, 2011 11:46 AM

and what'd he say?

― lumber up, limbaugh down (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 30 October 2011 17:50 (1 year ago) Permalink

guess.

― jed_, Sunday, 30 October 2011 18:12 (1 year ago) Permalink

10 months pass...

THEN MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE LIVING HEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRE

― When a German communicates, you listen (LocalGarda), Sunday, October 30, 2011 11:28 AM (10 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Sunday, 23 September 2012 22:45 (7 months ago) Permalink

Relapse

― Know how Roo feel (LocalGarda), Monday, 24 September 2012 06:40 (7 months ago) Permalink

2 weeks pass...

― balls, Wednesday, 10 October 2012 01:05 (7 months ago) Permalink

Does Aaron Paul always tweet in Jesseisms?

― I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 13:40 (7 months ago) Permalink

I like the guy on the right giving them the side eye.

― controversial cabaret roommate (Nicole), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 13:43 (7 months ago) Permalink

is PB's face permanently stuck like that after THEN MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE LIVING HEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRE

― Technology of the Big Muff (DJP), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 13:47 (7 months ago) Permalink

I like the guy on the right giving them the side eye.

― controversial cabaret roommate (Nicole)

I think that's Blofeld.

― I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 14:09 (7 months ago) Permalink

one of the keys to Brosnan's lasting fame is his bizarre facial expressions in the Bond films when water hits his face. to wit, from Goldeneye:

― no love spud webb (fadanuf4erybody), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 15:06 (7 months ago) Permalink

I think that's from The World is Not Enough.

― I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 15:11 (7 months ago) Permalink

you may be right, i think i screencapped that while watching a bunch of bonds like 4-5 years ago

― no love spud webb (fadanuf4erybody), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 16:03 (7 months ago) Permalink

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