This is the thread where you call out another ILE poster for having sand in his/her vagina

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See someone getting unnecessarily cranky? NOTIFY HIM/HER HERE!

― Dan Perry '08 (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 18:01 (nineteen years ago) link

calm down, mark c.

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 18:02 (nineteen years ago) link

mellow out RJG

― Brigadier Rainham Steele, Mrs (blueski), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 18:03 (nineteen years ago) link

The very idea of this thread is combative, dan.

― Gold Teeth II (kenan), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 18:03 (nineteen years ago) link

garu g's got sand in his gran's vagina

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 18:04 (nineteen years ago) link

sport sport sport sport sport sport

― Brigadier Rainham Steele, Mrs (blueski), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 18:04 (nineteen years ago) link

The very idea of this thread is combative, dan.

That's what makes it fun!

― Dan Perry '08 (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 18:05 (nineteen years ago) link

you're a menace, dan, or so I hear.

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 18:05 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.compulink.co.uk/~encore/images/ld1117fc.jpg

― Who, me? (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 18:06 (nineteen years ago) link

daniel the manual

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 18:06 (nineteen years ago) link

don't be a menace to ILX while drinking gin and juice in da hood

― Brigadier Rainham Steele, Mrs (blueski), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 18:07 (nineteen years ago) link

You stole my joke Stevem!

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 18:42 (nineteen years ago) link

(someone please reinforce that doing a Google Img search for "sandy vagina" while at work is a bad idea)

― Dan Perry '08 (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 18:44 (nineteen years ago) link

When imagigoogling "sandy vagina", what exactly did you expect that might possible not be NSFW?

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 18:47 (nineteen years ago) link

is everyone all crankers today?

― Towelette Pettatucci (Homosexual II), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 18:47 (nineteen years ago) link

(absolutely nothing, hence the "DON'T DO IT BAD IDEA BAD IDEA" reinforcement) (BUT IT WOULD BE FUNNY) (NO DAN NO)

― Dan Perry '08 (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 18:48 (nineteen years ago) link

I heart you good sir.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 18:48 (nineteen years ago) link

And you too Mandee.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 18:49 (nineteen years ago) link

Sandy Mangina, P.I.

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 18:52 (nineteen years ago) link

The only time I've ever really been cranky on ILX is when I criticized Jon Williams' man bag.

― Towelette Pettatucci (Homosexual II), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 18:55 (nineteen years ago) link

Strangely, "sandy vagina" turns up less real vaginas than fake ones.

― Gold Teeth II (kenan), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 18:56 (nineteen years ago) link

Who here has actually had sand in her vagina? Come on, fess up.

― Towelette Pettatucci (Homosexual II), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 18:58 (nineteen years ago) link

*raises hand*

― dysøn (dyson), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 19:00 (nineteen years ago) link

Was Sandy the blonde one? Because if so, yes.

― nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 19:17 (nineteen years ago) link

Oh wait, you said in her vagina, sorry, no.

― nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 19:17 (nineteen years ago) link

trust the vacuum cleaner to have sand up its vagina!!

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 22:21 (nineteen years ago) link

gritty

― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 22:22 (nineteen years ago) link

KEN, WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH MY HOOVER?

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 22:26 (nineteen years ago) link

yer cute when yer jealous, sean¡

― dysøn (dyson), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 22:29 (nineteen years ago) link

ALEX IN NYC HAS SAND IN HIS VAGINA (again)

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Thursday, 30 September 2004 01:32 (nineteen years ago) link

(on ILM, snatch.....I mean natch.)

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Thursday, 30 September 2004 01:32 (nineteen years ago) link

I think all my crankiness is entirely necessary, thank you very much.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 30 September 2004 01:36 (nineteen years ago) link

haw.

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Thursday, 30 September 2004 01:45 (nineteen years ago) link

one month passes...

ILE in having the entirety of Daytona Beach in its vagina SHOCKAH

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 11 November 2004 00:19 (nineteen years ago) link

It's been a sandy week or so - perhaps not just on ILX - perhaps everywhere on Earth

― Kevin Gilchrist (Mr Fusion), Thursday, 11 November 2004 00:37 (nineteen years ago) link

Sandy? I'm feeling quite smooth and supple, thank you very much!

― Orbit (Orbit), Thursday, 11 November 2004 00:46 (nineteen years ago) link

I got nothin'.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Thursday, 11 November 2004 04:46 (nineteen years ago) link

http://cover09.cduniverse.com/MuzeVideoArt/74/188474.jpg

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 11 November 2004 16:01 (nineteen years ago) link

Oh, what's the matter now? I seem to have missed it.

― Matt (Matt), Thursday, 11 November 2004 17:14 (nineteen years ago) link

I've got sand in my vagina
I'm counting the grains
And they're so sharp
I'm feeling the pain
I'm like King Canute's daughter
A lamb to the slaughter
My feet in the water
It's not what they think
It's not what it seems

― n/a (Nick A.), Thursday, 11 November 2004 17:18 (nineteen years ago) link

a guy I know in town referred to somebody have sand in their vagina. I was dumbfounded. I just assumed this was an ILX meme. Had no idea it was like, common slang.

― miccio (miccio), Thursday, 11 November 2004 17:21 (nineteen years ago) link

four months pass...

It is?

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 7 April 2005 18:36 (nineteen years ago) link

yup.

― sugarpants: kind of blurry, kind of double (sugarpants), Thursday, 7 April 2005 18:44 (nineteen years ago) link

then again, I thought "roffles" was only an ILX thing for ages.

― sugarpants: kind of blurry, kind of double (sugarpants), Thursday, 7 April 2005 18:45 (nineteen years ago) link

SANDY TOOWAT

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 7 April 2005 18:46 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.nrm.org/exhibits/schulz/gallery/pigpen.gif

― Huk-L, Thursday, 7 April 2005 18:46 (nineteen years ago) link

Having sand in your crotch is like having crotch stubble and vice versa. Very not fun.

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Thursday, 7 April 2005 18:48 (nineteen years ago) link

http://freepages.family.rootsweb.com/~rgrosser/jedi.jpg

― latebloomer: strawman knockdowner (latebloomer), Thursday, 7 April 2005 18:52 (nineteen years ago) link

Do you think it causes UTIs?

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Thursday, 7 April 2005 18:57 (nineteen years ago) link

ok... raise your hand if you've ever had a Han Solo in your vagina.

― happy fun ball (kenan), Thursday, 7 April 2005 20:47 (nineteen years ago) link

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He's so...poignant.

― Allyzay lives aprox. 200 feet away from a stadium (allyzay), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 18:48 (seventeen years ago) link

i cut him down to size

― Konal Doddz (blueski), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 19:20 (seventeen years ago) link

But...he made you a cookie.

― Allyzay lives aprox. 200 feet away from a stadium (allyzay), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 19:35 (seventeen years ago) link

Do you know what 'cookie' means in feline, Ally?

― M. White (Miguelito), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 19:42 (seventeen years ago) link

Shhhhhhhhh. Let's not go there, and imagine he is a baker. A stubby-armed, little, orange baker.

― Allyzay lives aprox. 200 feet away from a stadium (allyzay), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 19:47 (seventeen years ago) link

I misread that as 'stubby, armed, little, orange baker'. You've met my cats, Ally, and I guess the idea of them packing heat gives me the willies.

― M. White (Miguelito), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 19:50 (seventeen years ago) link

fuck him, i want my cookie

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 19:50 (seventeen years ago) link

My cats have taken to trying to kill each other, seriously, on a daily basis. I find one more clump of bloody fur, I'm going to lop their arms off and make them sit up all the time.

― Allyzay lives aprox. 200 feet away from a stadium (allyzay), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 20:10 (seventeen years ago) link

I was just imagining waking up and feeling the cold steel of a gun barrel on my temple and then hearing an insistent 'meow', and worrying, 'Food? Water? Kitty Treats? Change the box? Oh God, don't let it be catnip!'

― M. White (Miguelito), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 20:14 (seventeen years ago) link

I had two kitties that never got along in the five years I had them. The lady cat just ended up living in a kitchen drawer that I left open a bit for her. She'd come out to eat, poop, etc, but remained in the drawer the rest of the time. It was a stupid situation but a drawer kitty is a low maintenance pet and a little more amusing than a houseplant or novelty throw pillow would be.

-- Abbott (igotabeefpastr...) (webmail), October 2nd, 2006 6:15 PM. (Abbott) (later) (link)

^^^^^^^^ saddest story ever posted to ILE ^^^^^^^^^^

― Allyzay lives aprox. 200 feet away from a stadium (allyzay), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 20:15 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah

― jhoshea megafauna (scoopsnoodle), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 20:21 (seventeen years ago) link

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v48/w1nt3rmut3/anihovercat.gif

― kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 20:30 (seventeen years ago) link

THAT IS SO AWESOME

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 20:32 (seventeen years ago) link

The best thing about it is you can kind of see the top of it even as you're approaching the end of the thread, but even that doesn't tell you how good it's going to be.

― accentmonkey (accentmonkey), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 21:01 (seventeen years ago) link

one month passes...

I call myself out. I need a job. And the ability to sleep. Sorry, folks.

― ailsa (ailsa), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 00:57 (seventeen years ago) link

GZeus has permasand in his vagina.

― ONIMO ph34rz teh NOIZE (GerryNemo), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 11:10 (seventeen years ago) link

at least not bothered to the point of threads like "actually blount"

Awww, you remembered.

Major kettle-blackness-calling giddiness above.

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 14:11 (seventeen years ago) link

http://monroelab.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2006/06/Forbidden%20Planet-Dr-Morbius-loses-it.jpg

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 15:52 (seventeen years ago) link

http://home.earthlink.net/~knightgallery/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/morbius-fear29-august1975.gif http://images.amazon.com/images/P/630180127X.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 15:53 (seventeen years ago) link

Is that a man...made of...eyes?!

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 15:55 (seventeen years ago) link

Forbidden Planet deluxe DVD out this week!

http://www.toymania.com/334archives/mash/hotlips.jpg

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 16:11 (seventeen years ago) link

Are you going to reference the Archies next? Please use insults that existed at some point after my birth so I can keep up. ;_;

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 16:11 (seventeen years ago) link

What the hell does Loretta Swit have to do with you having sand in yr vagina?

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 16:12 (seventeen years ago) link

Why don't you go EAT some more vaginas, Mr. Que?!?!?!?!

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 16:12 (seventeen years ago) link

sorry Ally xpost that was for the Doctor.

Funny, he didn't even say vaginas, as I recall. He used a different word.

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 16:13 (seventeen years ago) link

I AM INSULTING YR LIFE W THIS HOT LIPS ACTION FIGRE.

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 16:14 (seventeen years ago) link

this thread:
http://www.sandinyoureye.co.uk/shark.jpg

― benrique (Enrique), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 16:15 (seventeen years ago) link

when did jaymc play dr who?>

― and what (ooo), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 16:16 (seventeen years ago) link

I don't understand that joke at all.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 16:23 (seventeen years ago) link

Yeah, it's no "girls of ilx" quality.

― Beth S. (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 16:25 (seventeen years ago) link

I don't really understand much of anything posted here, including my own posts, so here's a picture:

http://www.wetdog.net/sophie/images/favorites/psycho_football.jpg

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 16:26 (seventeen years ago) link

i think ethan was saying that i look like that tom baker chap?

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 16:26 (seventeen years ago) link

i thought dude looked like jaymc

was not a joke

xpost with the database himself

― and what (ooo), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 16:27 (seventeen years ago) link

That's actually a picture, that I just posted, I will admit, of me eating a vagina this weekend.

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 16:28 (seventeen years ago) link

btw mr. que, your coat is very shiny

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 16:30 (seventeen years ago) link

I looke kind of crazed, too, but that's just because I felt like Dr. Morbius is like a total prophet and seer and shit.

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 16:31 (seventeen years ago) link

I was watching football this weekend, didn't even see any vaginas. Except for Belichick I guess LOL etc.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 16:34 (seventeen years ago) link

me for being unfair to j.w. on a decemberists thread, I dont even care about the decemberists

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 13:01 (seventeen years ago) link

oh, self nomination!

me for being a bitch to noodle_vague for fuck all reason (discounting that I am a twat, obv).

― teh_kit (g-kit), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 13:07 (seventeen years ago) link

It looks like there's a person standing behind that dog, with no arms and no legs.

― C J (C J), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 13:13 (seventeen years ago) link

three years pass...

name of woman on an application I'm working on:
S@NDY P()()N

― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Friday, 26 March 2010 16:49 (fourteen years ago) link

oh now that is unfortunate

― ALLAH! *rolls on floor* (HI DERE), Friday, 26 March 2010 16:54 (fourteen years ago) link

whay would she not use 'sandra'

― Jermaine Jenason (darraghmac), Friday, 26 March 2010 16:57 (fourteen years ago) link

or even petter, jennifer or rebecca or ashkwali or fucking anything but sandy

― Jermaine Jenason (darraghmac), Friday, 26 March 2010 16:57 (fourteen years ago) link

"You can call me Musty."

― ALLAH! *rolls on floor* (HI DERE), Friday, 26 March 2010 16:57 (fourteen years ago) link

xp: Petter Poon?

― ALLAH! *rolls on floor* (HI DERE), Friday, 26 March 2010 16:58 (fourteen years ago) link

'better'

― Jermaine Jenason (darraghmac), Friday, 26 March 2010 17:00 (fourteen years ago) link

mulva

― cozen, Friday, 26 March 2010 17:01 (fourteen years ago) link

"My name is Elizabeth Poon but all my friends call me Better."

― ALLAH! *rolls on floor* (HI DERE), Friday, 26 March 2010 17:01 (fourteen years ago) link

http://i39.tinypic.com/21eqcud.jpg

― turkeylurkeyknull, Saturday, 27 March 2010 09:20 (fourteen years ago) link

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