Rude place names near you

Bishops Itchington
21.9 miles

Willey
22.4 miles

Crotch Crescent
34.7 miles

Shingay
35.5 miles

Claggy Cott
36.2 miles

Herbert's Hole
37.1 miles

Foul End
38.3 miles

Golden Balls
40.0 miles

Butthole Lane
41.2 miles

Cock Pond (map)
6.5 miles

Tyttenhanger (map)
14.0 miles

Pratt's Bottom (map)
18.0 miles

Titsey Park (map)
20.4 miles

Minges (map)
20.9 miles

Claggy Cott (map)
22.0 miles

Nasty (map)
24.3 miles

Herbert's Hole (map)
24.7 miles

Thong (map)
25.2 miles

Why is Druggers End, rude, do you think??

Bell End (map)
6.8 miles

Lickey End (map)
7.1 miles

Feckenham (map)
13.2 miles

Foul End (map)
14.8 miles

Piddle Brook (map)
21.6 miles

Wyre Piddle (map)
22.0 miles

Bishops Itchington (map)
27.0 miles

Willey (map)
28.2 miles

Druggers End (map)
31.6 miles

Butthole Lane (map)
36.2 miles

Penistone (map)
23.3 miles

Shatton Moor (map)
29.0 miles

Upperthong (map)
30.1 miles

Camp Town (map)
30.6 miles

Fartown (map)
30.9 miles

Jughole wood (map)
32.7 miles

Fanny Hands Lane (map)
37.1 miles

Dick Slack (map)
40.0 miles

Poke Holes (map)
40.6 miles

I have driven through Penistone before, it is very rustic and charming.

Still; we've places like Emu Bottom, and Wooden Bong, and Downer.

Balls Cross (map)
27.5 miles

Lickfold (map)
28.5 miles

Sandy Balls (map)
31.1 miles

Bushy Bottom (map)
36.9 miles

Fulking Hill (map)
38.3 miles

Knob Hill (map)
38.7 miles

Devil's Dyke (map)
38.8 miles

Hooker's Farm (map)
40.3 miles

Loose Bottom (map)
45.3 miles

Paisley (map)
14.2 miles

Buttock Point (map)
20.3 miles

Assloss (map)
21.7 miles

Cock of Arran (map)
26.8 miles

Turdees (map)
30.0 miles

Thundergay (map)
32.7 miles

Dickland (map)
38.2 miles

Fatlips Castle (map)
46.1 miles

Fanny Hill (map)
46.3 miles

Fanny Burn (map)
46.4 miles

Devil's Dyke (map)
4.4 miles

Loose Bottom (map)
4.8 miles

Fulking Hill (map)
4.9 miles

Bushy Bottom (map)
5.4 miles

Hooker's Farm (map)
10.2 miles

Lickfold (map)
16.6 miles

Lower Dicker (map)
16.7 miles

Upper Dicker (map)
16.7 miles

Crapham Down (map)
17.8 miles

Knob Hill (map)
20.3 miles

I tend to completely forget that Devil's Dyke is amusing, being so used to it. I also went camping in Foxhole Bottom last week.

Shingay (map)
15.4 miles

Shaftenhoe End (map)
20.0 miles

Salters Lode (map)
23.1 miles

Titty Ho (map)
23.7 miles

Feltwell (map)
24.1 miles

Bummers Hill (map)
25.9 miles

Nasty (map)
28.5 miles

Cocks Green (map)
32.3 miles

Minges (map)
33.6 miles

Cock Pond
5.6 miles

Tyttenhanger
15.9 miles

Pratt's Bottom
16.1 miles

Titsey Park
18.8 miles

Minges
21.5 miles

Thong
23.4 miles

Claggy Cott
23.7 miles

Nasty
25.4 miles

Herbert's Hole
26.6 miles

London... we've had all these before

Box Bush Farm (map)
13.9 miles

Bullyhole Bottom (map)
15.6 miles

Box Tunnel (map)
15.7 miles

Crab Hole (map)
17.9 miles

Sodom (map)
26.1 miles

Butt Hatch (map)
26.3 miles

Lusty Hill (map)
26.3 miles

Wet Pits (map)
37.3 miles

Cuckoo's Knob (map)
38.4 miles

Job for the weekend, obviously - GO TO SODOM. I think Nick S might be close to Brown Willy.

http://www.fucking.at/fucking/eOrt1.htm

Near Fucking lies the tiny village of Moesendorf (translation Pussy Village)

Muff

Fanny Barks (map)
17.0 miles

Bitchagreen (map)
18.9 miles

Cock Heads (map)
21.5 miles

Crackpot (map)
25.1 miles

Cum Hag Wood (map)
25.1 miles

Dicken-Dyke (map)
25.3 miles

Beaver Dyke (map)
27.2 miles

Camp Town (map)
35.2 miles

Gaping Gill (map)
40.9 miles

Fanny Hands Lane (map)
9.8 miles

Rimswell (map)
16.1 miles

Butt Mound (map)
39.5 miles

Wetwang (map)
39.8 miles

Shafton Two Gates (map)
53.9 miles

Cum Hag Wood (map)
54.4 miles

Camp Town (map)
62.8 miles

Penistone (map)
63.1 miles

Smoker's Hole (map)
63.1 miles

Bottom Burn (map)
10.7 miles

Fanny Burn (map)
26.0 miles

Fanny Hill (map)
26.2 miles

Turdees (map)
29.0 miles

Bitch Craig (map)
29.6 miles

Fatlips Castle (map)
30.8 miles

Dickland (map)
33.0 miles

Rotten Bottom (map)
37.4 miles

Spunkie (map)
52.9 miles

Assloss (map)
54.9 miles

Cock Pond (map)
6.5 miles

White Knobs Way (map)
19.4 miles

Golden Balls

Pishill

Herbert's Hole

Bishops Itchington

Wet Pits

Claggy Cott

Cuckoo's Knob

Tyttenhanger

Sodom

http://www.neatorama.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/myass.jpg

roffle

i drove through yass a couple of weeks ago

Apparently we have a Wet Beaver Creek here in Australia somewhere; and also, a Chinaman's Knob and a Tittybong. So it is said.

Perhaps tittybong is the hippy version of boob scotch.

Here in Dublin, England, we have the great comical placename of Stillorgan. My learned friend M@rk W1nkelmann used to live there, and once one a competition on John Peel's programme that led to his name and address being read out in an incredulous tone of voice.

The funny thing is that the way you put the stresses on Stillorgan here it does not sound rude.

I still can't believe there's a street called Butthole Lane.

Assawoman Bay in MD/VA

I'm not that far from Lord Hereford's Knob really, which must mean I'm also pretty close to Three Cocks.

There's always Hackballscross.

http://pix.epodunk.com/locatorMaps/ar/AR_11381.gif

a Chinaman's Knob

i've been there - it's a massive place!

http://www.theballyquenthistoricalsociety.com/2010/09/ballyquent-whats-in-a-name/

comments are as much a treat as the article tbh

oh. my. god.

not sure about sincerity, but tbh either way

A lot of people are PISSED OFF at you O’ Baelach.

it's like the veritable apotheosis of

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/03/18/article-1162554-03F75F34000005DC-698_468x328.jpg

Mianus CT

was gonna object but ya true for ya

Billy Dods' map upthread is still phenomenal

I'm sure I've mentioned this elsewhere but in the Toronto area there's a train stop called Old Cummer.

I live about an hour away from Dildo, NLFD.

Rexburg, Idaho, is the home of BYU-Idaho, and it is also the home of BEAVER DICK PARK. This still kills me!

It's my ambition to take a shit in Shitterton.

Once nearly managed it in Ponprenshitu (sp? Welsh), but the train started moving.

I live a couple of minutes walk from Lower Pleasance. ;)

Not near me, but

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Masbate

https://ephemeralnewyork.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/seamancumming.jpg

^That's in the Inwood area of Manhattan

There's also an intersection of Seaman and Inwood in Glen Cove, Long Island

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2024/jan/02/the-battle-of-slag-lane-residents-at-odds-over-wiltshire-roads-ugly-name

We have a 10'000 people town here whose name (Gland) translates as either: 1. acorn. 2. head of the penis / glans penis 3. jerk.
Not really rude, but there's also a village of 1400 people named Bière which means either: 1. Beer, 2. Coffin.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Felch_Township,_Michigan

Louisville, KY 40272

Louisville, KY 40272

Corner of Manslick Rd and Penile Rd. Louisville Ky

https://www.google.com/maps/place/Penile+Rd+%26+W+Manslick+Rd,+Louisville,+KY+40272/@38.115424,-85.7844526,15z/data=!4m6!3m5!1s0x886911cb26fe0acd:0xf977592d1a55acbb!8m2!3d38.115424!4d-85.7844526!16s%2Fg%2F11gf1m7fd2?hl=en-us

^and a two minute ride down Penile will take you to Cummings

in my area we have Bumfagon Road/Bumfagon Brook/Bumfagon Swamp (Loudon, New Hampshire) — one of the most scenic country roads I've ever run down. I had some theories involving cigarettes and/or naughty British schoolboys, but google tells me that "the curious name derives from the term for the area coined by early French Quebec settlers: bon fagon or 'good firewood'." twenty miles away in Barrington, NH, lies the similarly named Bumfagging Hill

also of note are Hitty Titty Brook (Salem, NH) and the Cockermouth River (Groton and Hebron, NH)

Santa Rosa, California has an intersection of Beaver & Cherry