Which ilx posters have actually, personally, killed someone

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..because it hasn't been asked before??

― Queen Electric Butt Prober BZZT!! BZZZZZT!! (Queen Electric Butt Prober BZZ), Friday, 20 August 2004 00:34 (twenty-one years ago)

every unsolved hobo knifing will soon be accounted for

― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Friday, 20 August 2004 00:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Trayce killed swing.

― Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 20 August 2004 00:50 (twenty-one years ago)

I KILLED THAT FAT BARKEEP!!!

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Friday, 20 August 2004 00:52 (twenty-one years ago)

some mysteries....should not...be solved

― Gear! (Gear!), Friday, 20 August 2004 00:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Trayce killed swing.

-- Sexual Air Supply (ada...), August 20th, 2004. (later)

AWWWW HELL NAW!

― Michael Stuchbery (Mikey Bidness), Friday, 20 August 2004 00:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, but it was a mercy killing.

― j.lu (j.lu), Friday, 20 August 2004 00:56 (twenty-one years ago)

I killed my ex-landlord with a heavy glass ashtray, does that count?

― retort pouch (retort pouch), Friday, 20 August 2004 00:59 (twenty-one years ago)

i've never killed anyone, ok? OK?

― gaz (gaz), Friday, 20 August 2004 01:03 (twenty-one years ago)

forget i mentioned it.

― gaz (gaz), Friday, 20 August 2004 01:03 (twenty-one years ago)

I KILLED THAT FAT BARKEEP!!!

YOU LOUSY FUZZ!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 20 August 2004 01:12 (twenty-one years ago)

I tried. But like most other things in my life, I failed. Somewhat spectacularly. It was a long time ago.

― Super-Masonic Black Hole (kate), Friday, 20 August 2004 07:48 (twenty-one years ago)

I should probably have posted that anonymously, but ah well.

― Super-Masonic Black Hole (kate), Friday, 20 August 2004 07:49 (twenty-one years ago)

I've killed a few threads in my time.

― Ste (Fuzzy), Friday, 20 August 2004 07:50 (twenty-one years ago)

What the... hey!

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 20 August 2004 08:06 (twenty-one years ago)

I played a part in driving someone to suicide. Does that count?

― an-Onimo-us (GerryNemo), Friday, 20 August 2004 08:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Charged and acquitted, baby.

― Andrew (enneff), Friday, 20 August 2004 08:48 (twenty-one years ago)

You can't pin that on me, it was thrown out of court by my pal, er, I mean The Judge.

― Chewshabadoo (Chewshabadoo), Friday, 20 August 2004 08:57 (twenty-one years ago)

There's a few posters I think might end up killing people one day.

― Dave B (daveb), Friday, 20 August 2004 09:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Look, this whole question is misguided. What's really important is that we stop me before I kill again.

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Friday, 20 August 2004 09:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Shut up, ILX, I tell ya, shut up

― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Friday, 20 August 2004 17:45 (twenty-one years ago)

it's so hard to keep track.

― cºzen (Cozen), Friday, 20 August 2004 17:47 (twenty-one years ago)

― adam. (nordicskilla), Friday, 20 August 2004 17:49 (twenty-one years ago)

see what I'm saying?

― cºzen (Cozen), Friday, 20 August 2004 17:49 (twenty-one years ago)

I killed a woman on my way to work just this morning. She had racist shoes.

― adam. (nordicskilla), Friday, 20 August 2004 17:57 (twenty-one years ago)

No biggie, I just kicked her face off.

― adam. (nordicskilla), Friday, 20 August 2004 17:57 (twenty-one years ago)

just to see her die.

― cºzen (Cozen), Friday, 20 August 2004 17:58 (twenty-one years ago)

what happened to those 'gutterpunks, squatters' who invaded the board last year-was it? cant rememer the names

― kephm (kephm), Friday, 20 August 2004 18:03 (twenty-one years ago)

they were just in middle school, sometimes it's tough to tell

― g--ff (gcannon), Friday, 20 August 2004 18:05 (twenty-one years ago)

SMASH

― adam. (nordicskilla), Friday, 20 August 2004 18:06 (twenty-one years ago)

they were committed.

― g--ff (gcannon), Friday, 20 August 2004 18:09 (twenty-one years ago)

i miss them & the Scandanavian Death dudes

― kephm (kephm), Friday, 20 August 2004 18:10 (twenty-one years ago)

to their cause, yes.

― adam. (nordicskilla), Friday, 20 August 2004 18:10 (twenty-one years ago)

xpost - oh I love those guys

― adam. (nordicskilla), Friday, 20 August 2004 18:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Nobody? ...was a serious question. Of course murder confessions aren't expected but there's war & car accidents.

― Queen Electric Butt Prober BZZT!! BZZZZZT!! (Queen Electric Butt Prober BZZ), Saturday, 21 August 2004 00:02 (twenty-one years ago)

I killed a spider in the shower today that in a former life was Ricky Scaggs' great-grandfather.

― Thea (Thea), Saturday, 21 August 2004 00:11 (twenty-one years ago)

alex threatened to skin miccio alive for comparing KISS to korn!

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Saturday, 21 August 2004 00:14 (twenty-one years ago)

I killed Matthew Broderick this morning.

Actually, it might have been a plank of wood. Hard to tell really.

― Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 21 August 2004 00:18 (twenty-one years ago)

u killed that dude from MiSex!

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Saturday, 21 August 2004 00:19 (twenty-one years ago)

where's ramosi?

― teeny (teeny), Saturday, 21 August 2004 01:12 (twenty-one years ago)

where's ramosi?

CHAKI KILLED HIM!

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Saturday, 21 August 2004 01:20 (twenty-one years ago)

three years pass...

I have killed a man. This is the first anyone has heard of it. He deserved it.

― libcrypt, Friday, 8 February 2008 05:34 (eighteen years ago)

tell us more.

― Frogman Henry, Friday, 8 February 2008 06:10 (eighteen years ago)

how much dough did he spend?

― Mark G, Friday, 8 February 2008 10:16 (eighteen years ago)

I cannot disclose further details else I would have to kill you.

― libcrypt, Friday, 8 February 2008 10:19 (eighteen years ago)

Where will it end?

― Mark G, Friday, 8 February 2008 10:23 (eighteen years ago)

RIP

― Dom Passantino, Friday, 8 February 2008 10:24 (eighteen years ago)

damn this endless cycle of senseless violence

― latebloomer, Friday, 8 February 2008 10:30 (eighteen years ago)

did kate ever expand on who she tried to kill?

― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Friday, 8 February 2008 10:51 (eighteen years ago)

Not many Old Fart posts in recent years. I'm just saying.

― That mong guy that's shit, Friday, 8 February 2008 10:55 (eighteen years ago)

fap fap fap

― CaptainLorax, Friday, 8 February 2008 12:50 (eighteen years ago)

Louis didn't actually 'quit the board' guys

― blueski, Friday, 8 February 2008 13:01 (eighteen years ago)

he never met me like he said he would, either.

― ken c, Friday, 8 February 2008 13:52 (eighteen years ago)

cos he was knifed from the back

― ken c, Friday, 8 February 2008 13:53 (eighteen years ago)

"senseless violence"

Is there such a thing as "sensible violence"?

― Dingbod Kesterson, Friday, 8 February 2008 13:54 (eighteen years ago)

punching jim davidson in the face

― ken c, Friday, 8 February 2008 14:07 (eighteen years ago)

lol

― Ste, Friday, 8 February 2008 14:08 (eighteen years ago)

I have killed a man. This is the first anyone has heard of it. He deserved it.

OMG, is this you?

― The Real Dirty Vicar, Friday, 8 February 2008 17:45 (eighteen years ago)

Know a fella in the army, just got back from Iraq. He doesn't like to talk about what went on so much...

― Bodrick III, Friday, 8 February 2008 17:52 (eighteen years ago)

Col. Mustard in the kicthen with the lead pipe.

― Bobbi Peru, Friday, 8 February 2008 17:53 (eighteen years ago)

So, I guess the only contact that the average bod is going to have with killers is people in the forces, but I suppose being told to kill is different than deciding to.

― Bodrick III, Friday, 8 February 2008 17:54 (eighteen years ago)

kate was so "dangerous"

― omar little, Friday, 8 February 2008 17:59 (eighteen years ago)

Penn & Teller recorded a public service announcement that said something like, "Don't drink and drive. You'll kill someone. And if you're going to kill someone, go out and have the satisfaction of killing someone you really want to die." It didn't get aired.

― Abbott, Friday, 8 February 2008 18:00 (eighteen years ago)

Don't drink and play the Desert Bus stage from P&T's videogame because you'll really want to kill someone.

― snoball, Friday, 8 February 2008 18:18 (eighteen years ago)

Is there an emu for that? Who even fucking owns a Sega CD?

― Abbott, Friday, 8 February 2008 18:24 (eighteen years ago)

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