Lance Armstrong is a God

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stretch Armstrong is god, stretchy god

--bob marley (lag∞n), Sunday, 21 October 2012 04:05 (eleven years ago) link

Henry Armstrong still the best Armstrong athlete

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 21 October 2012 05:08 (eleven years ago) link

That average speed plot is misleading, it really represents an increase in the average speed of the entire peleton (most of whom were taking drugs, of course). To single out Lance's contributions we can compare average speeds and times on major climbs (which will bring us to more or less the same conclusions).

It's cynical to think he relied on Livestrong as some kind of cover so he could dope at will. Tour wins or not, he still fought and beat cancer and genuinely wants to help others do the same (and he started his cancer foundation before his comeback). He was nearly invincible because, like Steve Madden wrote in that SOE piece, he was like a mafia figure in cycling for a long time and it still would have taken years to bring him down whether Livestrong was around or not. The only comparable American sports star who dominated his sport/league like that would be Michael Jordan, and nobody ever had any illusions about Jordan being a decent guy just because he was a winner. It would have been just as impossible to bring Jordan down in the 80's and 90's as it was to bring Lance down now, and Jordan didn't have to found a charity to get to that level.

(and yeah, people *could* have gone after Jordan in the 90's for his shady business dealings and gambling problems, but nobody would because he was JORDAN and even today people are reluctant to mention it)

NoTimeBeforeTime, Sunday, 21 October 2012 11:08 (eleven years ago) link

well also Jordan's particular character flaws didn't diminish his athletic accomplishments (unless his gambling had taken a Pete Rose turn or something)

my mansplain songz (some dude), Sunday, 21 October 2012 11:15 (eleven years ago) link

theres an old conspiracy theory that MJ's first 'retirement' (when he quit to play baseball) was a secret suspension for gambling

turds (Hungry4Ass), Sunday, 21 October 2012 12:01 (eleven years ago) link

I'm taking too much delight in the fall of Lance Armstrong! Living in Austin for 12 years and watching him spearhead the smoking ban on bars which he would never frequent or even care about, I've hated him for years. He's an asshole and deserves all of this.

JacobSanders, Sunday, 21 October 2012 16:12 (eleven years ago) link

that does seem to be one of the main takeaways

--bob marley (lag∞n), Sunday, 21 October 2012 16:24 (eleven years ago) link

like i always suspected he was a fraudulent dick but now its p well confirmed

--bob marley (lag∞n), Sunday, 21 October 2012 16:25 (eleven years ago) link

smoking bans in bars are good tho

--bob marley (lag∞n), Sunday, 21 October 2012 16:26 (eleven years ago) link

Yeah that's not exactly a great example of dickishness.

One bad call from barely losing to (Alex in SF), Sunday, 21 October 2012 16:30 (eleven years ago) link

Regardless if business owners ought to allow their customers to smoke in their establishments, Lance Armstrong acted with such a pompous air with the whole smoking ban. It was a 'cleaning up' Austin, giving the people clean air, behind this anti-cancer/healthy lifestyle that has nothing to do with why people go to bars. There already was a smoking ban in effect that you couldn't smoke in front of business doors or in restaurants. Bars where the last places you could smoke and even some bars wouldn't allow you to smoke. Many bars in austin lost customers, dingy bars that had been around for years, the sort of places that couldn't afford to build outside patios or didn't have the space, places lance armstrong would have never gone to or cared about. And now this comes out it just stinks of hypocrisy that he supposedly was trying to clean up.

JacobSanders, Sunday, 21 October 2012 16:48 (eleven years ago) link

All non-smokers act with a pompous air about smoking bans, but bars live on despite people smoking outside.

One bad call from barely losing to (Alex in SF), Sunday, 21 October 2012 17:01 (eleven years ago) link

I complain bitterly about bar smoking bans when they went into effect in CA, but even within the year I had to acknowledge they were effective and when I actually quit it made it easier to do so.

One bad call from barely losing to (Alex in SF), Sunday, 21 October 2012 17:04 (eleven years ago) link

i must admit that when the ban went into effect it seemed ridiculous but pretty soon i 100% approved.

omar little, Sunday, 21 October 2012 17:07 (eleven years ago) link

Yeah, spend some time overseas and you're instantly reminded of how shitty smoking bars used to be.

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Sunday, 21 October 2012 17:07 (eleven years ago) link

remember when it was imminent in ny all the smokers were talking tuff like they were gonna stay home and smoke to their hearts content, w/in like 1 month i didnt know anyone who didnt approve

--bob marley (lag∞n), Sunday, 21 October 2012 17:09 (eleven years ago) link

basically no one likes 2nd hand smoke

--bob marley (lag∞n), Sunday, 21 October 2012 17:09 (eleven years ago) link

xp you're right, it's almost as if the athlete who got paid to have excellent lungs and who did actually have cancer would want to be seen publicly supporting a ban on a bad habit that is terrible for you.

also fwiw being in favor of smoking bans isn't "trying to clean up hypocrisy," there's nothing hypocritical about allowing ppl to smoke in bars, what are you on about.

he's an asshole for cheating and maybe being a sociopath---getting mad at him for something that should have happened anyway is a little weird. but hey keep austin etc

well if it isn't old 11 cameras simon (gbx), Sunday, 21 October 2012 17:10 (eleven years ago) link

Yeah I like smoke free bars. I also like the fact Lance Armstrong was caught engaging in very health damaging drug use after being a champion of healthy living, after leaving his wife who supported him through his cancer, after leaving another woman while she battled cancer.

JacobSanders, Sunday, 21 October 2012 17:16 (eleven years ago) link

none of that happened in a smoking bar

also dogg i hate to tell you but taking PEDs isn't exactly as "health damaging" as smoking

well if it isn't old 11 cameras simon (gbx), Sunday, 21 October 2012 17:19 (eleven years ago) link

roids grow tumors

--bob marley (lag∞n), Sunday, 21 October 2012 17:20 (eleven years ago) link

awkward!

--bob marley (lag∞n), Sunday, 21 October 2012 17:20 (eleven years ago) link

anyway its not unreasonable to begrudge the manner someone goes abt doing a thing even if you approve of the thing

--bob marley (lag∞n), Sunday, 21 October 2012 17:21 (eleven years ago) link

Doesn't really have anything to do with Lance Armstrong, but I've worked around construction workers who take similar drugs and they can be downright scary. I watch a guy stab another guy in a roid rage because he refused to let him pay for his drink, too many scary incidents of construction workers on steroids that I stopped associating with anyone from work I didn't know.

JacobSanders, Sunday, 21 October 2012 17:27 (eleven years ago) link

It's interesting because taking EPO probably increased Lance's chance of survival / life expectancy while he was being treated for cancer - I assume he was anyway - but did continuing on it through his career then have harmful health effects for him, or might it at some point?

boxall, Sunday, 21 October 2012 17:27 (eleven years ago) link

i was thinking the same thing, wouldn't years of doping use (especially testosteron) make you some kind of 'junkie'. (note that many cyclists, and i assume Lance as well, are on a helluva lot of painkillers, caffein and sleeping pills as well, which are obviously addictive as well)

Ludo, Sunday, 21 October 2012 19:22 (eleven years ago) link

no

well if it isn't old 11 cameras simon (gbx), Sunday, 21 October 2012 19:27 (eleven years ago) link

that is not "the same thing" as what I was thinking, or asked, just ftr

boxall, Sunday, 21 October 2012 19:28 (eleven years ago) link

isnt he on drugs
― anthony, Friday, July 23, 2004 8:53 AM (8 years ago)

I'm not generally a big fan of cynicism, but rereading the start of this thread followed by antony's contribution is funny.

Alba, Sunday, 21 October 2012 21:24 (eleven years ago) link

anthony otm

--bob marley (lag∞n), Sunday, 21 October 2012 21:32 (eleven years ago) link

I have some things to add here but I gotta think them out a bit. I'll be back.
― Speedy (Speedy Gonzalas), Sunday, July 25, 2004

Landis, Hamilton, or Hincapie?

boxall, Sunday, 21 October 2012 21:39 (eleven years ago) link

haha

the thing with EPO was always overdoing it and thickening the blood to the point that riders were riding rollers in their hotel rooms at night to avoid a heart attack. but blood levels revert to normal in due course after you stop taking it. i'm no expert in blood so i don't know if that could cause long-term stress on the system - we'll get our answer if '90s-00s riders start dropping like flies within a short period of each other.

can imagine the use of growth hormones and steroids would increase future cancer risk due to over-working those areas over a long period, though. cortisone certainly has had nasty effects on footballers and the like who have trouble walking after having too many painkilling shots over their careers.

single pun theory (haitch), Sunday, 21 October 2012 22:20 (eleven years ago) link

*UCI CONFIRMS LANCE ARMSTRONG STRIPPED OF TITLES
*UCI BANS LANCE ARMSTRONG FROM CYCLING

stet, Monday, 22 October 2012 11:08 (eleven years ago) link

hope he has a car

abanana, Monday, 22 October 2012 12:03 (eleven years ago) link

*UCI DENIES LANCE ARMSTRONG USE OF CAR
*UCI KNOWS WHERE LANCE ARMSTRONG LIVES
*UCI COMPLETES WORLD TAKEOVER
*UCI IS COMING FOR YOU NEXT
*SUBMIT
*NOW

Ned Raggett, Monday, 22 October 2012 12:49 (eleven years ago) link

He's a bad man, a very bad man

Ernest Metalchats (Tom D.), Monday, 22 October 2012 12:51 (eleven years ago) link

*UCI IS COMING FOR YOU NEXT
This is where the problems started really, innit

stet, Monday, 22 October 2012 12:51 (eleven years ago) link

its kind of amazing that out of all the sports cycling is the most gangster

--bob marley (lag∞n), Monday, 22 October 2012 15:00 (eleven years ago) link

CNN Opinion:

It's Time to Allow Doping in Sport

Agree?

Lee626, Tuesday, 23 October 2012 22:59 (eleven years ago) link

lol i had the video link of that sketch all queued up before i saw your post (xpost)

my mansplain songz (some dude), Tuesday, 23 October 2012 23:14 (eleven years ago) link

I don't agree either fwiw, but thought it was worth throwing out there for debate. I don't want drug/steroid experimentation becoming a necessary part of winning athletic competitions.

Lee626, Tuesday, 23 October 2012 23:16 (eleven years ago) link

http://www.smh.com.au/sport/cycling/how-dopers-stole-the-best-years-of-my-career-20121026-28aif.html

Brad McGee has a fairly well thought out whinge

yuoowemeone, Saturday, 27 October 2012 08:37 (eleven years ago) link

Lance Armstrong is a God Fraud

Lee626, Saturday, 27 October 2012 12:53 (eleven years ago) link

a fairly well thought out whinge
New board description.

How to Repress Well (Mr Andy M), Saturday, 27 October 2012 16:48 (eleven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIl5RxhLZ5U

global tetrahedron, Sunday, 28 October 2012 21:07 (eleven years ago) link


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