100 made-up euphemisms for semen

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1. Wormgob
2. Fun-gel
3. Shagwhizz
4. Snakeflob
5. Shakygravy
6. Sexwee
7. Bonkjuice
8. Fuckslash
9. Whitespirit
10. Willymilk
11. Cuckoospit
12. Wet paint
13. Splashback
14. Gluepiss

― dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 21 June 2004 09:56 (twenty-one years ago)

manfoam

― are 'friends' electricsound? (electricsound), Monday, 21 June 2004 09:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Custard.

― mark grout (mark grout), Monday, 21 June 2004 10:03 (twenty-one years ago)

17. loveglug

― CharlieNo4 (Charlie), Monday, 21 June 2004 10:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Man fuckjuice

― Dave B (daveb), Monday, 21 June 2004 10:10 (twenty-one years ago)

19. shag clag

― are 'friends' electricsound? (electricsound), Monday, 21 June 2004 10:12 (twenty-one years ago)

18. Milk drink with juicy bits
19. Satan's Copydex

― dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 21 June 2004 10:13 (twenty-one years ago)

20. Yoohoo!

― dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 21 June 2004 10:14 (twenty-one years ago)

20. Man Fat

― Jack Battery-Pack (Jack Battery-Pack), Monday, 21 June 2004 10:14 (twenty-one years ago)

21. Fructis

― dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 21 June 2004 10:15 (twenty-one years ago)

22. Orange/Chocolate flavoured youth elixir.

Come on, guys. You've got to sell it!

― mark grout (mark grout), Monday, 21 June 2004 10:16 (twenty-one years ago)

25. Homo's Raita

― dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 21 June 2004 10:16 (twenty-one years ago)

27. Fishdip

― dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 21 June 2004 10:17 (twenty-one years ago)

28. Oil of Ulay

― Johnney B (Johnney B), Monday, 21 June 2004 10:18 (twenty-one years ago)

28. Diceymayo

― dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 21 June 2004 10:18 (twenty-one years ago)

29. Salad cream

― Dave B (daveb), Monday, 21 June 2004 10:23 (twenty-one years ago)

fuckslash is my favourire. DL, I kiss you!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Monday, 21 June 2004 10:24 (twenty-one years ago)

*swoon*

― dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 21 June 2004 10:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Fuck puppet grease

― badger Kitten (badger Kitten), Monday, 21 June 2004 10:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Cocksnot

― Dave B (daveb), Monday, 21 June 2004 10:43 (twenty-one years ago)

32. Wangpus

― dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 21 June 2004 10:49 (twenty-one years ago)

34. Crack wax

― badger Kitten (badger Kitten), Monday, 21 June 2004 10:52 (twenty-one years ago)

35. baby formula

― stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 21 June 2004 10:53 (twenty-one years ago)

schlongproduce

nobslurry

― stevem (blueski), Monday, 21 June 2004 10:58 (twenty-one years ago)

36. new, improved LYSOL DOUCHE! ( sorry)

― badger Kitten (badger Kitten), Monday, 21 June 2004 10:58 (twenty-one years ago)

This thread seems to be suffering from premature ejaculation. We can do better than this!

― dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 21 June 2004 13:38 (twenty-one years ago)

37. buttermilk clorox

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Monday, 21 June 2004 13:41 (twenty-one years ago)

38 hommelatte

― Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Monday, 21 June 2004 13:56 (twenty-one years ago)

trouser glue

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Monday, 21 June 2004 14:04 (twenty-one years ago)

40. Baby batter

― C J (C J), Monday, 21 June 2004 14:05 (twenty-one years ago)

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sol/shared/spl/hi/football/02/eng_slovakia_macedonia/img/seaman.jpg

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Monday, 21 June 2004 14:07 (twenty-one years ago)

42 information

― Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Monday, 21 June 2004 14:13 (twenty-one years ago)

43 coo coo che

― s1ocki (slutsky), Monday, 21 June 2004 14:15 (twenty-one years ago)

44 SloppyDex

45 Aphrodite's Araldite

― MarkH (MarkH), Monday, 21 June 2004 14:20 (twenty-one years ago)

I like "Sloppydex", continuing on that theme:

45 Prittsdick.
46 Gloy Cum

― dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 21 June 2004 14:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Sexwee

― Dave B (daveb), Monday, 21 June 2004 14:23 (twenty-one years ago)

48. Snoghurt
49. Layonnaise

― MarkH (MarkH), Monday, 21 June 2004 14:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Sexwee's been done already Dave B.

― dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 21 June 2004 14:27 (twenty-one years ago)

making the above 47 & 48

― MarkH (MarkH), Monday, 21 June 2004 14:27 (twenty-one years ago)

49. dicksnot
50. cockslime
51. happy trails

― omg, Monday, 21 June 2004 14:30 (twenty-one years ago)

52. action art (bukkake special)

― omg, Monday, 21 June 2004 14:32 (twenty-one years ago)

53. Sink bubbles
54. Plughole stalagtites (sp?)

― dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 21 June 2004 14:33 (twenty-one years ago)

55. tip -x

― omg, Monday, 21 June 2004 14:33 (twenty-one years ago)

55. Pube solvent

― dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 21 June 2004 14:34 (twenty-one years ago)

56. Liquid Silk

― Chewshabadoo (Chewshabadoo), Monday, 21 June 2004 14:34 (twenty-one years ago)

56. hemulsion

57. Liquid Playper

― MarkH (MarkH), Monday, 21 June 2004 14:34 (twenty-one years ago)

57. Flour water

― Chewshabadoo (Chewshabadoo), Monday, 21 June 2004 14:35 (twenty-one years ago)

58. baby source/sauce

― omg, Monday, 21 June 2004 14:36 (twenty-one years ago)

59. white ribbon

― omg, Monday, 21 June 2004 14:37 (twenty-one years ago)

59. Full Fat

― Chewshabadoo (Chewshabadoo), Monday, 21 June 2004 14:37 (twenty-one years ago)

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cockblokka

― the next grozart, Saturday, 4 August 2007 04:01 (eighteen years ago)

cockbutter

― The Real Dirty Vicar, Saturday, 4 August 2007 14:39 (eighteen years ago)

peepee poison

― sunny successor, Sunday, 5 August 2007 04:23 (eighteen years ago)

white light white heat

― Hurting 2, Sunday, 5 August 2007 04:24 (eighteen years ago)

"erectoplasm" is pretty damn awesome. this thread is way funnier than i expected.

― Rubyredd, Sunday, 5 August 2007 04:29 (eighteen years ago)

gak

― bernard snowy, Sunday, 5 August 2007 05:20 (eighteen years ago)

dongwater

― bernard snowy, Sunday, 5 August 2007 05:26 (eighteen years ago)

liquid smoke

― bernard snowy, Sunday, 5 August 2007 05:28 (eighteen years ago)

six months pass...

merve

― briania, Monday, 11 February 2008 05:31 (eighteen years ago)

really, everybody?

― gff, Monday, 11 February 2008 05:40 (eighteen years ago)

erectoplasm still the best for my money

― latebloomer, Monday, 11 February 2008 06:16 (eighteen years ago)

pump-spray cheese

― electricsound, Monday, 11 February 2008 06:17 (eighteen years ago)

squirt rockets

― CaptainLorax, Monday, 11 February 2008 06:17 (eighteen years ago)

member mayo

― latebloomer, Monday, 11 February 2008 06:18 (eighteen years ago)

handjob honey

― electricsound, Monday, 11 February 2008 06:19 (eighteen years ago)

screaming children.

― CaptainLorax, Monday, 11 February 2008 06:19 (eighteen years ago)

onward christian soldiers

― latebloomer, Monday, 11 February 2008 06:23 (eighteen years ago)

^^ ok that

― gff, Monday, 11 February 2008 06:45 (eighteen years ago)

white light white heat

-- Hurting 2, Sunday, August 5, 2007 4:24 AM

a++

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 11 February 2008 06:59 (eighteen years ago)

Strumula

― Bobbi Peru, Monday, 11 February 2008 08:14 (eighteen years ago)

I must say that JAILHOUSE CONFETTI made me laugh.

― B.L.A.M., Monday, 11 February 2008 18:22 (eighteen years ago)

Man-preserves
Joy-humours
Fiddlin' Piddle
53rd Baby Battalion

― Will M., Monday, 11 February 2008 19:06 (eighteen years ago)

Choad Nectar
Man Glue
Turkey Spit

― Bobbi Peru, Monday, 11 February 2008 20:22 (eighteen years ago)

nine years pass...

boy butter
junk jam
mannaisse
tool drool
erection confection
pickle trickle
penis porridge
cream of meat
pecker paint
nut nectar
knob slobber

― rip van wanko, Friday, 7 July 2017 20:13 (eight years ago)

Genesis Threads

― El Tomboto, Friday, 7 July 2017 22:19 (eight years ago)

Spagma

― quet inn tarnation (darraghmac), Friday, 7 July 2017 22:45 (eight years ago)

Pope's tears

― quet inn tarnation (darraghmac), Friday, 7 July 2017 22:47 (eight years ago)

Ballpaper paste

― quet inn tarnation (darraghmac), Friday, 7 July 2017 22:48 (eight years ago)

lots of euphemisms with "man" but i'll add the classic

MANJUICE

also:

snake oil
vadge wax
dragon's saliva
meat batter
face cream
nut butter
vitamin d
the battalion
white honey

― i n f i n i t y (∞), Friday, 7 July 2017 23:00 (eight years ago)

Dead Souls

― Never changed username before (cardamon), Friday, 7 July 2017 23:16 (eight years ago)

Jimmy Jazz

― Duane Quarterdump (Old Lunch), Friday, 7 July 2017 23:38 (eight years ago)

Soylent Groin

― Hideous Lump, Saturday, 8 July 2017 04:09 (eight years ago)

cum

― flappy bird, Saturday, 8 July 2017 05:05 (eight years ago)

drip van wanko

― StanM, Saturday, 8 July 2017 10:55 (eight years ago)

(wayne)jizza-rooney

― calzino, Saturday, 8 July 2017 11:04 (eight years ago)

Thin white rope is in there somewhere already I assume. Think that was Burroughs originally wasn't it?

― Stevolende, Saturday, 8 July 2017 11:45 (eight years ago)

dicksilver

― bernard snowy, Saturday, 8 July 2017 11:55 (eight years ago)

below-the-waist paste

― bernard snowy, Saturday, 8 July 2017 11:56 (eight years ago)

erection-correction fluid

― bernard snowy, Saturday, 8 July 2017 11:56 (eight years ago)

No love for just "spunk"?

― the article don, Saturday, 8 July 2017 13:05 (eight years ago)

Dick York

― Hideous Lump, Saturday, 8 July 2017 13:13 (eight years ago)

salted cara-male

― bernard snowy, Saturday, 8 July 2017 13:39 (eight years ago)

"the delegation from florida"

― bernard snowy, Saturday, 8 July 2017 13:41 (eight years ago)

sourdough starter

― bernard snowy, Saturday, 8 July 2017 13:42 (eight years ago)

wince paste (AKA dulce de member)

― bernard snowy, Saturday, 8 July 2017 13:45 (eight years ago)

carpet crawlers

― jmm, Saturday, 8 July 2017 13:53 (eight years ago)

ilx

― El Tomboto, Saturday, 8 July 2017 14:39 (eight years ago)

An hint

― Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 10 July 2017 23:19 (eight years ago)

D34thdr0ne

― Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 10 July 2017 23:20 (eight years ago)

An hint still doesn't illuminate imo, ilm would've worked better maybe

― jk rowling obituary thread (darraghmac), Monday, 10 July 2017 23:21 (eight years ago)

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