Vanity Plates -- C/D S/D

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I will be the first to admit a smarmy vanity plate often triggers in me the first flarings of road rage. No one likes to cut off by "BMWG1RL" or "SPDDEMON"; the vanity plate might be a cute accessory, but it only provides focus for my hate (fucking cunt).

Then again, I have seen some recently that I really like, e.g. "ROCKS"

Favorite vanity plate sightings?

andrew l. r. (allocryptic), Monday, 21 June 2004 00:47 (nineteen years ago) link

There's a red Mitsubishi 3000 GT parked in front of my house. It's got red interior, red crushed-velvet upholstery, red THE CLUB, red dash lights, etc., etc., and the license plate is JAM POT.

j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Monday, 21 June 2004 00:51 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.red3kgt.com/ocviii/oc8_051.jpg

andrew l. r. (allocryptic), Monday, 21 June 2004 00:57 (nineteen years ago) link

Are there vanity plates in the UK? Just curious.

Debito (Debito), Monday, 21 June 2004 01:00 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.lotsofco.org/images/fair12.jpg

andrew l. r. (allocryptic), Monday, 21 June 2004 01:01 (nineteen years ago) link

http://webreference.com/outlook/license/id.unix.gif

j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Monday, 21 June 2004 01:04 (nineteen years ago) link

I saw these two gems recently:

BIG COX
B-OTCH

Clarke B. (Clarke B.), Monday, 21 June 2004 01:07 (nineteen years ago) link

EAT MY FUXOR

Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 21 June 2004 02:14 (nineteen years ago) link

Dud, and the vanity-plate version of those fucking "Princess"/girl-'tude/Calvin-pissing/bad-boy t-shirts and stickers are well beyond dud into "s/he needed killing" territory.

miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Monday, 21 June 2004 02:26 (nineteen years ago) link

Someday, when I've got money to burn:
HAHAHA

Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Monday, 21 June 2004 02:41 (nineteen years ago) link

WTF OMG

Debito (Debito), Monday, 21 June 2004 03:13 (nineteen years ago) link

or

OMG WTF

Debito (Debito), Monday, 21 June 2004 03:13 (nineteen years ago) link

ILX ROX

Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 21 June 2004 03:34 (nineteen years ago) link

i used to see "ARRGH!" when i was driving to school a lot.

Ian c=====8 (orion), Monday, 21 June 2004 03:36 (nineteen years ago) link

"ian c8" would be a good vanity plate

Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 21 June 2004 03:37 (nineteen years ago) link

that's not a real plate

Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 21 June 2004 03:56 (nineteen years ago) link

Not a real vanity plate....

Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Monday, 21 June 2004 03:58 (nineteen years ago) link

that's not a real state.

hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 21 June 2004 03:59 (nineteen years ago) link

Is it a real Lincoln, then?

jim wentworth (wench), Monday, 21 June 2004 04:06 (nineteen years ago) link

My next password is so going to be A55 RGY.

Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Monday, 21 June 2004 04:07 (nineteen years ago) link

hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 21 June 2004 04:15 (nineteen years ago) link

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hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 21 June 2004 04:17 (nineteen years ago) link

bttfckr

Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 21 June 2004 04:19 (nineteen years ago) link

mthrfckr

Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 21 June 2004 04:19 (nineteen years ago) link

gdmfsob

Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 21 June 2004 04:19 (nineteen years ago) link

shtpscntfkmthrfkrfkrtts

jim wentworth (wench), Monday, 21 June 2004 04:24 (nineteen years ago) link

wrtng wth n vwls s SSSSSSSSS kwl!!!

Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 21 June 2004 04:26 (nineteen years ago) link

rdnx

hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 21 June 2004 04:26 (nineteen years ago) link

six months pass...
Reposting - got lost during 17-day fuct-o..

recently saw a plate in Columbus, Ohio, home of OSU Buckeyes:
"BUKKI"


XLC-OR

dave225 (Dave225), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 20:01 (nineteen years ago) link

On a late model BMW 7 series in Oakland, CA: JSFLSSN

Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 20:14 (nineteen years ago) link

you can check for availability of California plates here:

https://vrir.dmv.ca.gov/ipp/PerLicensePlateServlet

(you need to advance to the next page)

OMG WTF and WTF OMG aren't available.

wetmink (wetmink), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 20:15 (nineteen years ago) link

"The number '69' is reserved for 1969 year model vehicles."

wetmink (wetmink), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 20:17 (nineteen years ago) link

ROFFLE is avaiable.

wetmink (wetmink), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 20:24 (nineteen years ago) link

there is a white audi TT near my mom's house with the license plate "ghostt"

it is bad ass.

t0dd swiss, Wednesday, 29 December 2004 20:27 (nineteen years ago) link

best one ever is license plate JAUNDIS on a yellow BMW... i laughed for days.

firstworldman (firstworldman), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 20:32 (nineteen years ago) link

I knew a guy who had AS IF.

Huk-L, Wednesday, 29 December 2004 20:34 (nineteen years ago) link

KTHXBYE not available.

Michael White (Hereward), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 20:35 (nineteen years ago) link

I saw a black car the other day that had NAZGUL.

jocelyn (Jocelyn), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 20:36 (nineteen years ago) link

We do have vanity plates over here, yes.

Markelby (Mark C), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 20:39 (nineteen years ago) link

I'm more into the design of vanity plates rather than the actual plate ids...

vanity plates of Nevada = the best. (THE NUCLEAR MUSHROOM CLOUD!)

vanity plates of Idaho = beautiful. Normal plates for Idaho = WTF? was the inspiration an American Ice pop or some shit like that?

Vanity plates for British Columbia = I KNOW HOW T0 YOOZ TEH MS PAINT SEE ME DRAW GREEN ZIG ZAG. Normal plates for British Columbia = "Beautiful British Columbia"? well compared to the vanity plates, very beautiful.

Washington states' used to be good with the centered font, but then they used some cheap-ass font and they suck now.

New Jersey plates = hmmmmm, that's it! Smog and piss for our Garden state plate color! People will LOVE it!

Pennsylvania plates = A nice big URL over a mixture of rainbow sherbert and the oil residue of an automobile garage. Delicious.

Maybe it's time to start that Critical Analysis Of The World's License Plates site after all.

donut christ (donut), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 20:40 (nineteen years ago) link

NO15E is available. Perhaps I should let the Pickle Bar know.

Michael White (Hereward), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 20:40 (nineteen years ago) link

ROFLMAO is taken too.

Michael White (Hereward), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 20:41 (nineteen years ago) link

I can be the Mr. Blackwell of car license plates.

http://www.maxnugus.com/fireworks/client_mr_blackwell.png

"Was that a license plate, or did someone have trouble finding the toilet paper? *snivel*"

donut christ (donut), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 20:42 (nineteen years ago) link

just plain ILX seems to be available!

wetmink (wetmink), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 20:42 (nineteen years ago) link

XLSIOR taken.

Michael White (Hereward), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 20:45 (nineteen years ago) link

the California graphic designs are shown on that same page.

wetmink (wetmink), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 20:46 (nineteen years ago) link

"Vanity? More like a Self-Loathing Plate."

Huk-L, Wednesday, 29 December 2004 20:46 (nineteen years ago) link

The best vanity plate would be the one where I could fit this image onto it:

http://www.allenphotos.com/vanity.gif

donut christ (donut), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 20:47 (nineteen years ago) link

FEL8R1X is available. I wonder who I should but it for?

Michael White (Hereward), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 20:49 (nineteen years ago) link

but = buy

Michael White (Hereward), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 20:51 (nineteen years ago) link

Probably someone who sucks a lot of cock.

Huk-L, Wednesday, 29 December 2004 20:52 (nineteen years ago) link

CA DMV won't let you use 1s as Is.

Fuckers.

luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 20:53 (nineteen years ago) link

F1CKERS

Michael White (Hereward), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 20:55 (nineteen years ago) link

I saw one today that read THEFIRM. They must be really excited about Paul Rodgers joining Queen these days.

Pleasant/Plains, Wednesday, 29 December 2004 21:22 (nineteen years ago) link

I saw "BAKSHI" on a Mercedes this afternoon, and "TARD1S" on a Mini Cooper earlier this year. And then there was the person who had "SOX WYN".

j.lu (j.lu), Thursday, 30 December 2004 01:54 (nineteen years ago) link

I saw a black fancy car (something like a Rolls or Bentley) driving down the PCH in Malibu the other night with the license plate "OCCULT". I couldn't quite see who was driving but he resembled Vincent Gallo a bit.

walter kranz (walterkranz), Thursday, 30 December 2004 18:39 (nineteen years ago) link

saw on the way back to brooklyn today: SITAR.

Ian John50n (orion), Friday, 31 December 2004 01:38 (nineteen years ago) link

two years pass...
I hate these fucking things. It's all the rage for bogans in Australia to get them.
A woman I work with, her son's is RCR-BOI. Which of course is meant to be racer boy.

other fucked ones I've recently seen include A7ACK, THECAR, ITSOLD, there's more I just can't think of them right now.

Also, there's this:http://youtube.com/watch?v=YGyH8Kf_0Fg

Coincidentally, the guy in the clip's dad taught me English in high school.

Drooone, Friday, 11 May 2007 01:50 (sixteen years ago) link

Aww my mom just got "SNG4JOY" on her new car! Her first new car EVER that wasn't a family vehicle. Sing for joy, that's my mom in a nutshell. The whole idea of vanity plates is CRAZY cheesy but for Moms I make teh exception.

Laurel, Friday, 11 May 2007 05:16 (sixteen years ago) link

two months pass...

I saw this last night in the parking lot of a store a few miles outside of Detroit. I boggled at the sheer WTF-ness of this for a moment before circling back and taking a couple of pictures with my phone.

http://img443.imageshack.us/img443/8454/0802071850wk7.jpg

I'm kind of in awe of the balls it must take to drive around in this vehicle, with that plate, in what is essentially the epi-center of the crumbling U.S. auto industry. I’m sure it’s meant as a joke, but man, what a complete ass.

hypo emesis, Friday, 3 August 2007 18:53 (sixteen years ago) link

In recent weeks I have seen:

YOURHOT
GAWAIN
WHTE RBT (on a black Jetta)

luna, Friday, 3 August 2007 21:14 (sixteen years ago) link

I saw a yellow Hummer like that with tons of stickers of Big Bird and the custom plate was BIGBIRD. Equally baffling in a far less deliberately offensive way.

Abbott, Friday, 3 August 2007 21:15 (sixteen years ago) link

My favorite was a Volkswagen with V GEHTS.

Abbott, Friday, 3 August 2007 21:15 (sixteen years ago) link

That is excellent.

luna, Friday, 3 August 2007 21:19 (sixteen years ago) link

CRACKER is parked a block over from our house.

ILE 666 is out there too, but the cellphone pic didn't come out right.

Pleasant Plains, Friday, 3 August 2007 21:38 (sixteen years ago) link

Somewhere in Brooklyn rolls the master of reality, ICUH8IN.

Jon Lewis, Friday, 3 August 2007 21:41 (sixteen years ago) link

one year passes...

I saw a great one tonight - "JCFreak". I wish I'd been quick enough to take a picture.

a sweet ballet dancer (ENBB), Saturday, 9 May 2009 04:36 (fourteen years ago) link

I saw a TITAYS on the 10 freeway in Los Angeles, and wished I had a camera. I wonder how they explained it at the DMV.

nickn, Saturday, 9 May 2009 06:37 (fourteen years ago) link

three months pass...

In my neighborbood there is a MSLMGAUZ.

Horace Silver Machine (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 2 September 2009 02:56 (fourteen years ago) link

two years pass...

Saw EL STIG recently.

Supposedly years ago the DC DMV issued a MERDE plate...until someone tipped them off.

challoped potatoes (j.lu), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 01:47 (eleven years ago) link

"Ah Bartleby! Ah vanity plates!"

Fule Runnings (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 02:21 (eleven years ago) link


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