If someone told you you could pay a dollar to perform any sexual act with Nicole Richie, OR pay ten thousand dollars to beat her ugly pitbull face unrecognizable with the big end of a Snapple bottle,

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I think at this point it WOULD be a sexual act for me.

― roger adultery (roger adultery), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 20:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Now THIS is a parody thread.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 20:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Roger, why don't you post about something that has piqued your interest lately?

― AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 21:00 (twenty-one years ago)

I have a broken Kraftwerk tape I'd sell for a dollar, but I think Snapple is like $1.29 now. It's a losing proposition.

― andy, Tuesday, 15 June 2004 21:01 (twenty-one years ago)

parody?

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 21:01 (twenty-one years ago)

(Thread locked for the same reason a Calum thread would be locked)

― MODERATOR (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 21:02 (twenty-one years ago)

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