i'm in an airport

i'm about to go to san jose airport like 3 hours early because i have nothing better to do

I'M IN AN AIRPORT

free wi-fi and beers!

I had to show my passport/boarding pass to no less than 5 people to board my flight at LHR...yet somehow it was a very efficient, respectful process that didn't make me feel like crying.

i get to Nashville almost 2 hours late for my connecting flight because of bad weather in Philly, and the next flight i can get is (gasp) at 5:35 pm, meaning i would get into Oakand at 11 pm, and so i just went calmly and politely to the service desk and asked whether there was any way i could get to any airport in the Bay Area before 9 pm....and lo, the woman said, "this flight to my left is going to Denver, and then to San Francisco," and within 5 minutes i was on a moving plane. i tell ya, sometimes shit really works out okay! i'm now in my favorite airport in the US, drinking beer and smoking cigarettes, and molesting this free wi-fi.

ugh, but you're IN SAN JOSE. you might as well say, "i'm at the airport in assholeville."

Having arrived in San Jose when I did, I then immediately left for Monterey and Carmel.

good!

In Montreal, watching the first rains from Irene sweep in from the comfort of the airport hotel bar.

...waiting for tza's plane.

Taxiing to gate! See you soon!!!

At Midway, walking feverishly up and down the moving walkways because I am bored and overcaffeinated

Long beach is officially the shittiest airport I've ever set foot in.

I think there is about 500 ft btw security and the exit, with a gate in between!

how could long beach be the shittiest when la guardia exists??

Oh man, lga is so much nicer!

i'm in an airport. and i have a headache :(

I was in an airport, CDG, and that was the closest I've come to missing a flight ever (delayed connecting train). Amazed my luggage made it with me.

i'm in an airport
and the lady next to me just said "i know which dog i can trust."

The sniffer dog?

At Denver. Someone is playing screams and spooky sound effects over the PA at random intervals today.

At BOS having an small mid-life crisis (for grad school thread later)

Flew home from Houston thru Pheonix today with the stomach flu. Not a good time. Destroyed one toilet stall at IAH, tho.

i am in an airport, and i just saw larry wilmore from the daily show in the men's room

At Heathrow heading for St Petersburg via Helsinki. Temptation to try and sneak on to a flight to Miami instead is enormous.

Miss St.P, lived there for a while, returned every year for years. OK, maybe not best time of year to visit but...

Charlotte en route to dc. Feelin smug cuz I chose healthy veggie tray iinstead of Stock Car Cafe.

Update. Celery in teeth whole way. Karma=bitch

i'm in an airport. they're playing the police's "man in a suitcase" over the PA.

my chauffeur boyfriend dropped me off several hours early, and jetblue won't let me check my bag until 7 (it's 4:30 now). wondering if it's a security measure or if they just don't want to run the risk of losing the bag. either way, i'm sitting in the waiting area, lamenting the lack of outlets.

now they're playing heaven 17's "penthouse and pavement"! hippest airport ever.

<3333 burbank/bob hope

first songs i heard in the terminal when i landed here were "black coffee in bed", followed by "everybody" by madonna

np: a fine young cannibals song i don't know

oh oh oh wait, it's them covering the buzzcocks' "ever fallen in love"!

jeez, this is a hip airport

np: english beat, "i confess"

Flying Southwest for the first time ever. Slightly worried, since my seat numbering thing is a fairly high number on the second tier and I dont sit well in the bitch seat.

Fortunately, I loaded up on Batmang at the library on the way here, so's I got enough to read on the way to Denver.

first songs i heard in the terminal when i landed here were "black coffee in bed"

np: squeeze's "another nail in my heart"

(liveblogging here so i don't get unfollowed en masse on twitter)

is "bang on the drum all day" a good song? i always associate it with z100 on friday afternoons (see also "take this job and shove it").

haha i totally have those same associations

i'm still in the airport. np: "who's zoomin' who"!

np, speaking of aretha: scritti politti, "wood beez (pray like aretha franklin)"!

(gonna be here until 9)

Man, sitting around for a few hours at Santa Ana/John Wayne was posh bad weirdness. Surrounded by Orange County types. No wonder PKD wrote disparagingly of that place.

I am in an airport.

I'm in an airport in boston

I think NECN just interviewed me on camera about electronic use on takeoffs/landings. I guess the Port Authority of NY is going to start fining people, so a reporter & a camera guy are here getting the vox pop.

i will be in an airport (JFK -> BUR) in a couple hours! as usual, i'm dreading the JFK experience.

the jfk jetblue terminal is playing "meeting in the ladies' room"! #livebloggingtheairport

I'm flying virgin for the first time today. I'm in an airport.

It seems like there's a big school group on my flight. Maybe I should have chosen the main cabin select upgrade...

bye new york! i'm in an airport.

Good-bye to you and your Louboutins and your endless pretty dresses and your hilarious conversation! Come again soon.

bye horseshoe, I will see you on the internet