I often wonder why there is so much importance placed on the works of one author. Obviously Shakespeare is highly regarded, was responsible for many linguistic devices in the English language and was seemingly able to tell a bloody good story.
But why teach it in schools? It's as if there is an unwritten curricular law saying that speakers of English must read at least one Shakespeare publication, usually around the age of 14 onwards. The answer is usually as basic as "he was the greatest writer in English history". To me this is the same as saying that The Beatles were the greatest rock band, Mozart the greatest composer, or that Leonardo Da Vinci was the greatest painter. These statements are flawed because surely it is down to personal taste?
There's no denying the importance of Shakespeare on the English language. But then, so have the French language, American culture, technology, psychology and the media and we never place as much importance on these as the mighty Shakespeare.
Another more important point is that Shakespeare is no longer English. It is written in a redundant tongue that nobody uses anymore, and takes quite a bit of concentration to understand. Why are we teaching children in English classes to read something that they will have no use for? These stories are several hundred years old and are no longer relevant linguistically and contextually. Maybe if they are analysing the historical context of English then of course Shakespeare would have to be part of the syllabus along with Chaucer and Hardy and Beowulf and Austen and Coleridge and Keats etc.
But why aren't they reading stuff that came out recently? Because it's too easy? Because it isn't "high-brow" enough? Because it isn't as good? Bollocks! I think kids would benefit from English lessons if they were reading something that they could relate to let alone understand. Shakespeare never wrote his plays to confuse year 9 students - he wrote them as soap operas for the drunken masses, so why read them differently? I'm sure there has been enough excellent literature speaking about things more relevant and in a more modern tone in the last couple of hundred years than Shakespeare that could be taught in school.
― dog latin (dog latin), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 08:59 (6 years ago) Permalink
― dog latin (dog latin), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 09:04 (6 years ago) Permalink
― Melissa W (Melissa W), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 09:04 (6 years ago) Permalink
No, because literature and pop music are not judged in the same way, by anyone, really.
― Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 09:06 (6 years ago) Permalink
― dog latin (dog latin), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 09:06 (6 years ago) Permalink
Well, no-one talks like people in movies, D12 records or Evelyn Waugh novels either. As you've said, a lot of Shakespeare's language, his coinages (or maybe phrases that were current in the 1590s) *are* still used. To put it another way, why did Nietzshce obsess about Greek tragedy? How was it relevant to the early years of the German state? Well, in the same way that Roman and early Brit history was relevant to Shakespeare at the dawn of the modern Protestant British state.
― Enrique (Enrique), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 09:07 (6 years ago) Permalink
― dog latin (dog latin), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 09:08 (6 years ago) Permalink
― Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 09:09 (6 years ago) Permalink
Also, I'm not sure Shakespeare is studied at the expense of anything else. Schoolkids read lots of other writers too.
― Jerry the Nipper (Jerrynipper), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 09:12 (6 years ago) Permalink
When I hear the word 'canon' I reach for my thermonuclear weapon. I'd compare Shakespeare's canonical status with Arsenal canonical status this season and I react the same way.
Use of cultural product to make something seen as highbrow universalised. Cultural materialism to thread.
A deeper issue - reading plays instead of seeing them - classic or dud? Isn't it like reading guitar tabs and going on about how fucking great the music is?
― Dave B (daveb), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 09:12 (6 years ago) Permalink
― Liz :x (Liz :x), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 09:13 (6 years ago) Permalink
Um, also, Shaespeare is *not* highbrow, for fuck's sake! Austen, produced exclusively for aristos and gentry, was highbrow. Shakespeare, who made plays, against protestant hatred of theatre, engaged a, well not popular, but more petty-bourgeois/Londoner crowd.
― Enrique (Enrique), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 09:14 (6 years ago) Permalink
Remember at the age of 14, many kids still have trouble reading. Many teenagers aren't in the habit of picking up a good book and I'm sure a play written about people cavorting about in leggings going "What ho Partario!" is just going to put them off even more.
― dog latin (dog latin), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 09:15 (6 years ago) Permalink
Think about it this way, who reads a Shakespeare play nowadays?
― dog latin (dog latin), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 09:18 (6 years ago) Permalink
What's 'relevant' though? Shakespeare is more relevant to me than any McEwan/Kundera/Eco/yadda.
― Enrique (Enrique), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 09:21 (6 years ago) Permalink
-- Matt DC (runmd...), May 19th, 2004.
Lots of people who say Shakespeare is the best writer also say The Beatles are the best band. It's the unthinkingman's choice.
It's all down to opinion. A lot of people like Shakespeare cos they were told to, or cos they feel clever for doing so.
― mei (mei), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 09:21 (6 years ago) Permalink
xpost - enrique - the majority of the school population do not share you empathy with the 16th century.
― Dave B (daveb), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 09:21 (6 years ago) Permalink
Saying otherwise is like saying Latin isn't "because all those latin drain cleaner used to speak it"
― mei (mei), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 09:22 (6 years ago) Permalink
This is almost certainly the case, but it is a rubbish argument for NOT studying Shakespeare in schools.
Doing English to any serious level without reading Shakespeare strikes me as the equivalent of studying physics without learning about Einstein.
― Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 09:24 (6 years ago) Permalink
I mean, I don't like canons at all, but you have to teach the kids SOMETHING, right? The point of studying texts in school is to provide an entrée into the wider world of literature, not just provide a reading list - I think Shakespeare provides this very well.
― The Lex (The Lex), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 09:24 (6 years ago) Permalink
― Enrique (Enrique), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 09:25 (6 years ago) Permalink
Our English teach was at pains to point out that Shakespeare was the Neighbours/Home and Away of his day, in an attempt to bring him to the kids. Gnarly dude.
She was right of course, but only cos N/H&AW were trashy air-time filling pap.
― mei (mei), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 09:25 (6 years ago) Permalink
Also, I'm not discrediting Shakespeare as a thinker or saying that his tales have no value - far from it. There should certainly be some Shakespeare taught at A-Level, but not at the expense of other writers.
It's like he's the default writer. From what I can recall, when I was doing GCSE's we had to study "one poem, one book (Hardy's "Far From The Madding Crowd") and one Shakepeare". I always thought it odd that the curriculum said "one Shakespeare" instead of "one play". Why did it have to be Shakespeare? And if it had to be Shakespeare then why didn't they say "one Hardy" instead of "one book"?
― dog latin (dog latin), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 09:26 (6 years ago) Permalink
― mei (mei), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 09:27 (6 years ago) Permalink
dog latin, erm East Anglia area?
― Enrique (Enrique), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 09:29 (6 years ago) Permalink
― Dave B (daveb), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 09:29 (6 years ago) Permalink
― dog latin (dog latin), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 09:31 (6 years ago) Permalink
― mei (mei), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 09:31 (6 years ago) Permalink
mei -- I read Burroughs voluntarily (and HST as friends know too well). Yeah, run it up the flagpole I guess.
― Enrique (Enrique), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 09:33 (6 years ago) Permalink
I vaguely remember that the Tory government specifically inserted compulsary Shakespeare into the GCSE syllabus, to calm down all those old people (who are all Tory voters, natch) who say "ooh, schools today aren't what they used to be, you know".
(we did Macbeth)
― caitlin (caitlin), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 09:33 (6 years ago) Permalink
I don't know anyone who was ever turned off literature by having to learn Shakespeare, and quite a few who really got into it despite what they initially thought. A good teacher will always make it clear that there are worlds of books out there which aren;t Shakespeare and point the kids in their direction.
(I did Othello, The Tempest and Romeo and Juliet)
― The Lex (The Lex), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 09:35 (6 years ago) Permalink
― Enrique (Enrique), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 09:36 (6 years ago) Permalink
― dog latin (dog latin), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 09:36 (6 years ago) Permalink
― ENRQ (Enrique), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 09:38 (6 years ago) Permalink
― dog latin (dog latin), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 09:38 (6 years ago) Permalink
― ENRQ (Enrique), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 09:41 (6 years ago) Permalink
― dog latin (dog latin), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 09:43 (6 years ago) Permalink
I don't really advocate Shakespeare as a one-size-fits-all English standard, of course its not necessarily going to go down as well in rough inner city schools and plush home counties schools, its up to how you make the subject relevant and interesting - if Shakespeare isn't going to work for that then fair enough.
Its worth pointing out that there is a sizable proportion of schoolkids who will whinge at having to read ANY book, Shakespeare or otherwise.
― Running Dog of Prole Oppression (Matt DC), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 09:43 (6 years ago) Permalink
― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 09:44 (6 years ago) Permalink
― dog latin (dog latin), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 09:46 (6 years ago) Permalink
it's a very big college, i grant you, but, well, it beat school, and i met some brilliant individuals. true abt cliqueishness, but i wasn't in any of them, i was from the evil p3r53 school for poshos, so... like the bloke in 'cutting it'.
― ENRQ (Enrique), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 09:47 (6 years ago) Permalink
― Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 09:48 (6 years ago) Permalink
And I had lots of fun that semester reading Macbeth while a crazy autumn thunderstorm raged outside...
― sgs (sgs), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 09:50 (6 years ago) Permalink
xpost
― m0mu5 (Enrique), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 09:50 (6 years ago) Permalink
Yes p3rs3 kids were especially poncey. I don't think we did "The Birds" - the Aristophanes we did was all about women rebelling and locking themselves in a cave or something or other. I never saw the point and found it rather childish so I don't think I actually bothered reading it.
Shakespeare was always more fun in high school than the other things we had to read, especially if my class was unlucky enough to have a teacher that made you read the whole book out loud (a yawnfest for novels) since then kids could take parts and would really seem to listen to it more. That said, I didn't really get into Shakespeare until I was in college and had to take it for my major. I had a terrific teacher who taught us to see past arcane grammar and references and into the characters. Shakespeare (however much the one name as author is problematic) knew a lot about human nature--audiences always like something that teaches them about themselves.
Of course what play you are taught and how it's been taught can totally catlyse your interest Shakespeare. I wish somehow I'd done M*cbeth or Hamlet rather than soppy old Romeo and Juliet and Othello as a teen. I think I'd probably really appreciate Othello nowadays mind you.
― dog latin (dog latin), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 10:06 (6 years ago) Permalink
Yes p3rs3 kids were especially poncey.
Indeed. Pink Floyd *and* F R Leavis went there. QED.
― Enrique (Enrique), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 10:10 (6 years ago) Permalink
My high school English classes were fantastic and taught by very knowledgeable teachers who liked to find ways to make Shakespeare etc. accessible for their kids, including the ones who were not nearly so demanding as me and some of my friends. We read Romeo and Juliet, Julius Caesar, Merchant and Macbeth but none of the Henrys and Richards (I did Shaw, Coward, Wilde, Beckett and the '50s/'60s kitchen sinkers and had a good working knowledge of British/Irish dramatic history by the time I ws 16, but much of this was independent study of the 'I'm reading it anyway, I'll just snag me some extra credit' variety).
I'd have liked to have done at least ten of Shakespeare's plays in HS. We also did the Sonnets thanks to the closet dyke teaching us AP English. We assumed she was suffering from Lesbian Bed Death and wound her up by suggesting that the dramatic plot model (action, climax, denoument) was an unconscious duplicate of the sexual model.
― suzy (suzy), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 10:11 (6 years ago) Permalink
― LC, Wednesday, 19 May 2004 10:20 (6 years ago) Permalink
― Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 10:22 (6 years ago) Permalink
But and also you said that "...the French language, American culture, technology, psychology and the media.." all have been as important to English as Shakespeare. Are you conflating English the language and the study of English literature? 'cause, I mean, obviously there's no doubt that Shakespeare is significantly less important overall to the former than the latter, right? Choose one.
oh god it's 6:30 a.m.; I'm quite certain this post will make no sense in "the morning".
on review: and The Frogs is much more entertaining than The Birds! It's a shame you didn't do that one!
― Dan I. (Dan I.), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 10:23 (6 years ago) Permalink
― Enrique (Enrique), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 10:25 (6 years ago) Permalink
― suzy (suzy), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 10:39 (6 years ago) Permalink
― eNRIQUE (Enrique), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 10:41 (6 years ago) Permalink
― suzy (suzy), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 10:46 (6 years ago) Permalink
know what you mean.
― Enrique (Enrique), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 10:48 (6 years ago) Permalink
― suzy (suzy), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 10:50 (6 years ago) Permalink
― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 10:53 (6 years ago) Permalink
― dog latin (dog latin), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 11:00 (6 years ago) Permalink
― dog latin (dog latin), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 11:01 (6 years ago) Permalink
also, the whole reading-plays is pretty weird. doesnt the intense textual analysis remove almost all importance of dramatisation from what makes up the play?. Do those studying it even read it as a play?
Im not sure what way there is around it, as trips to the theatre for disaffected teens are expensive and difficult to make happen, but i think theres questions to be raised about the validity of studying plays just from texts, and never seeing the play actually acted.*
also the sort of grim faced "shakespeare is unavoidable because it has affected the development of every literary/theatrical work ever since" is a bit...joy-less. like, you study einstein in physics because physics is a science. But Literature isnt science. I think theres an argument for studying shakespeare, but i don't think the "you must study it cos its so important for reasons that will become apparent to you 20 years hence" is it.
* what about watching tv/film versions of plays? how useful is that?
― ambrose (ambrose), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 11:03 (6 years ago) Permalink
* dont know the situation in yr old school obv.
― ambrose (ambrose), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 11:07 (6 years ago) Permalink
Yes, that's pretty much what I'm asking. I'm not saying it should be banned or anything.
― dog latin (dog latin), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 11:08 (6 years ago) Permalink
If you are fascinated with the way that the English language is an acquisitive, progressive mutant beggar thief of a lingo there is nothing better to reinforce that fascination than Shakespeare and nothing better to teach the form of drama than the Greek play and its conventions. In the Humanities there is no real 'disconnect' between subjects and I've always been attracted to learning models which promote this.
― suzy (suzy), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 11:20 (6 years ago) Permalink
yeah that is totally cool, but we are talking about kids in school. not to assume that they are uniformly uninterested in the way that etc ect etc but i think we can work on the basis that this is not the general attitude. therefore it might be better to work on arguments for teaching shakespeare in schools that works on a reason why the kids themselves might get something from it other than Very Useful Linguistic Knowledge, ie enjoyment.
― ambrose (ambrose), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 11:28 (6 years ago) Permalink
Act 2: The lez up.
― Markelby (Mark C), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 11:32 (6 years ago) Permalink
Realest movie cry ever: Penelope Ann Miller in Carlito's Way when Carlito is dying. I bet those tears taste like the salt of the gods. Oh who am I kidding, I'd drink her snot.
― LC, Wednesday, 19 May 2004 11:38 (6 years ago) Permalink
― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 11:45 (6 years ago) Permalink
― LC, Wednesday, 19 May 2004 11:46 (6 years ago) Permalink
(xpost yes the tunnel scene is great - do you know who did the verbatim recital of the scene's voice-over for the Jay-Z album?)
― LC, Wednesday, 19 May 2004 11:50 (6 years ago) Permalink
― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 11:52 (6 years ago) Permalink
The syllabus I did last year (A Level English - OCR Oxford and Cambridge) did feature Shakespeare, but it also encouraged reading a wide variety of literature.
We did a big study on American Literature (because our english teacher let us vote on what we wanted to do) which included Hunter S, Tennersee Williams, loads of beat poets and writers and artists, BOB DYLAN (English teacher was a HUGE fan, lots of black writing as well as American 'classics'.
We also had to study Shakespeare, but this was only a small part of the course. AFAIK what you study is pretty much up to your teacher who decides from a huge list of books divided into groups where you have to pick one or two out of each group. I guess most teachers choose Shakespeare because it is something they will be pretty hot on. I was lucky enough to have the coolest English teacher in the world who let us choose the books we wanted to read, even if it meant he would have to do a load of work to get comfortable with it.
― TomB (TomB), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 11:57 (6 years ago) Permalink
Indeed, as a Language and Linguistics graduate I understand that one can learn a whole lot from Shakespeare's writing. But isn't literature different?
Regarding the Greek plays I am finding it hard to remember an instance where the significance of Greek literature was pointed out to us in class as an influence on English. In fact the closest thing Aristophanes had to do with anything English that i can think of was the Carry On films. That is not to say that Greek lit didn't have an influence on English lit, of course it did - but then so has practically everything else so why study a modern translation of an ancient Greek play?
― dog latin (dog latin), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 12:33 (6 years ago) Permalink
― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 12:35 (6 years ago) Permalink
― the bluefox, Wednesday, 19 May 2004 12:38 (6 years ago) Permalink
― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 12:43 (6 years ago) Permalink
(I did it pre-GCSE I think?)
― Markelby (Mark C), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 12:49 (6 years ago) Permalink
Although Robert Lindsey as Edmund in Lear is excellent! especially in conjunction with old whatsername from the Avengers. You know what, Mel Gibson is good as Hamlet too, although I hate to say it.
In a lot of the Shakespeare I've seen in the last few years, performers have tended to go way over the top in accentuating the perceived bawdiness and vulgarity of the elizabethan theatre too much, turning everything into farce, which I suppose is the converse of hamming it up.
― Dave Amos, Wednesday, 19 May 2004 12:55 (6 years ago) Permalink
― teeny (teeny), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 13:41 (6 years ago) Permalink
This has been the orthodox view for at least 50 years. As undergraduates we were constantly being hectored about the need to understand Shakespeare AS THEATRE.
I love reading him, but am bored rigid by performances of his plays. Shakespeare's reputation was never higher than in the Nineteenth century when he was read more and performed less.
― Hidayglo, Wednesday, 19 May 2004 13:49 (6 years ago) Permalink
in 11th grade we spent about a week on "hamlet" and about six weeks dissecting the symbolism of "lord of the flies." that pretty much says it all.
― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 19:23 (6 years ago) Permalink
― dog latin (dog latin), Thursday, 20 May 2004 06:48 (6 years ago) Permalink
But that's THE greatest achievement in modern literature, ever! By brillaintly dispensing with "characterization", "human warmth", or "interesting prose", Michael Chrichton was able to give literature what it always wanted: hot dino action!
― latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 20 May 2004 08:05 (6 years ago) Permalink
Really, I can't remember a whole lot of texts that I actually really enjoyed at school. English Lit was always one of my better subjects but when I think back on what I was made to read...
Mansfield Park: Sentences the length of your arm, people bickering about being out in the sun too long and jumping over ha-has and hee-hees for a bajillion and seventy-two pages. I never finished it.
Far From The Madding Crowd: A bit like Emmerdale farm but with more descriptions of sunsets and sideburns and sheep with extreme gas. Didn't finish it.
The Crucible: I didn't mind this one, if only for the smart allegorical statement. Everyone else in my class hated it.
Julius Caesar: Just when it's about to get scarey ("Ides of March" etc), it stops and then they kill him and then the end. I remember liking the cartoon adaptation we watched.
Lysistrata: A comedy based on the premise that if women went on strike, men would be bent double with priapisms. Not funny, actually rubbish, and I used to get told off for this kind of scatology when I was younger so why study it now?
Othello: A good one. As I say I think I'd enjoy it more now than when I was 17.
Romeo & Juliet: For girls.
Various Coleridge: Really good this actually. Grim avicidal sailors, sexy vampyre bitches, crazy smack filled palaces - Samuel really had it going on!
― dog latin (dog latin), Thursday, 20 May 2004 08:37 (6 years ago) Permalink
― Pete (Pete), Thursday, 20 May 2004 08:59 (6 years ago) Permalink
― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Thursday, 20 May 2004 09:02 (6 years ago) Permalink
― Matt DC (Matt DC), Thursday, 20 May 2004 09:03 (6 years ago) Permalink
― Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Thursday, 20 May 2004 09:05 (6 years ago) Permalink
Comedy of errors. Yeah. I was in that one. I carried a spear. We all wore glasses (as a metaphor), and took themoff at the end to see the truth.
Anyhow, I do have to agree, it works better as a play to be seen. You don't often see people in a theatre going "Oh bollocks to this, "Who wants to be a millionaire" is on in a minute"...
― mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 20 May 2004 09:07 (6 years ago) Permalink
― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Thursday, 20 May 2004 09:07 (6 years ago) Permalink
― Enrique (Enrique), Thursday, 20 May 2004 09:10 (6 years ago) Permalink
Also, props to Finney.
― Barima (Barima), Thursday, 20 May 2004 09:12 (6 years ago) Permalink
we read (or were supposed to read), i think, "the most dangerous game", a heavily condensed odyssey, and romeo and juliet in year 9, antigone and a scene of a midsummer night's dream in year 10, hamlet, read aloud, in class, for an entire semester in year 11, and i don't think i even recall year 12 because like everyone else, i wasn't even half there.
and that's pretty much it! i'm glad too, because who the fuck wants to read anything for an assignment?? the great novels, plays, and poems deserve better!
i mean looking at dl's list up there it's awfully lucky for me i wasn't subjected to a similar curriculum, because in all probability i would've been completely turned off of authors i now very much like (it's really a miracle i can stand shakespeare).
seriously, i think high school teachers should just go grade school and tell everyone to pick out a book of their choice, read it, and write a book report at the end of the month. that way if anyone's serious about literature, they can get their educating from professors who actually know what the fuck they're talking about (hopefully), and if they're not, at least there's a chance they'll be turned on to reading instead of off it.
― John (jdahlem), Saturday, 20 November 2004 01:29 (5 years ago) Permalink
I am currently studying Shakespeare, mainly Romeo and Juliet as I am in grade 10 and this is exactly what my feature atricle has to be about. I think that it should be studied... i love shakespeare. from the comments i have read no one talks about the timeless themes he has, love, hate, ignorance ect. they all still relate epecially to teenagers. And yes i do believe that we should be taught modern and contempary books but without such classic writer that is shakespeare we will have nothing to compare and contrast between.
― xx.learning.xx, Tuesday, 13 April 2010 06:11 (4 months ago) Permalink
Shakespeare, blech!
Gimme Twilight any day of the year.
― banaka, Tuesday, 13 April 2010 06:21 (4 months ago) Permalink
Full title of Wayne's World II was Wayne's World II: Ben Hurl?
― Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 13 April 2010 16:39 (4 months ago) Permalink
yes
― conrad, Tuesday, 13 April 2010 16:41 (4 months ago) Permalink
Article was written in May 1992, only a couple months after the first one came out, so I'm assuming that's a jokey speculative title.
― HOOS zing-steen (jaymc), Tuesday, 13 April 2010 16:42 (4 months ago) Permalink
thread question yes
― conrad, Tuesday, 13 April 2010 16:46 (4 months ago) Permalink
I should have learned to close read that Wayne's World article (they never taught us close reading in school, probably because of all the time used up by getting through Shakespeare).
― Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 13 April 2010 16:48 (4 months ago) Permalink
Hi tenth grader, did you watch a Romeo & Juliet film in class? If so, was it the '90s one starring a tranny pulling an invite out of his butt, or the '70s one starring a glimpse of a titty?
― Ponies are horse children (Abbott), Tuesday, 13 April 2010 18:44 (4 months ago) Permalink
I just read Timon of Athens & I think I would have been down with it in high school, moreso than Macbeth, which I read in tenth grade.
― Ponies are horse children (Abbott), Tuesday, 13 April 2010 18:45 (4 months ago) Permalink
xx.learning.xx = would be my display name if I did display names
― iatee, Tuesday, 13 April 2010 18:48 (4 months ago) Permalink