my favourite loo is on the 2nd floor of the building i used to work at, it wasn't actually a nice loo, it was tiny and smells a bit funny, but it was just the right size and it was my own little domain when i am there, i think a lot of my best thoughts over the past year was originated from there.
However, I think the best poo i ever did was halfway through a gig at Rock City, Nottingham. It wasn't even like the band was crap (sorry), but it was just satisfying when i think that "yeah, nice gig, but i shat through your set, i'm that cool".
― ken c (ken c), Sunday, 2 May 2004 22:43 (nineteen years ago) link
― CAss (CAss), Sunday, 2 May 2004 22:47 (nineteen years ago) link
― omg, Sunday, 2 May 2004 22:54 (nineteen years ago) link
― CAss (CAss), Sunday, 2 May 2004 22:55 (nineteen years ago) link
― omg, Sunday, 2 May 2004 22:57 (nineteen years ago) link
yes it'll be good for our moral FIBER I suppose, har har
― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Sunday, 2 May 2004 22:59 (nineteen years ago) link
― Sick Nouthall (Nick Southall), Sunday, 2 May 2004 23:01 (nineteen years ago) link
― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Monday, 3 May 2004 00:47 (nineteen years ago) link
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― the surface noise (electricsound), Monday, 3 May 2004 00:48 (nineteen years ago) link
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― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Monday, 3 May 2004 13:30 (nineteen years ago) link
― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 3 May 2004 13:33 (nineteen years ago) link
― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Monday, 3 May 2004 13:38 (nineteen years ago) link
I laughed so hard... it was my favorite poo.
― martin m. (mushrush), Monday, 3 May 2004 16:01 (nineteen years ago) link
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― Patrick Kinghorn, Wednesday, 9 June 2004 01:55 (nineteen years ago) link
i thought i had it bad today. twice in one morning and i still have trouble sitting down even now, 10 minutes after the second phase. I'm still trying to think what I had eaten that had so much chilli in it!! All the dinners I've had lately were noodles and roast chicken..
But as I said.. I thought *I* had it bad - but half way through the work poo, somebody went into the office cubicle and oh. my. god! He got in the huffing and puffing and you can hear every plomp of every drop! Jesus almighty he was really struggling - he was panting as if he was on the run from a loan shark, or something. Well, he certainly was on some kind of run.
My own bum was hurting but you had to laugh really when some guy walks in and made you sing that radiohead Creep song in your head. "heeee'sss rrunnning out the doooorrrrrrr, he'sss running outttt.. run...run .. runn..ruunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!" oh my.
Then he left, and somebody ELSE got into that cubicle and had another marathon! I've never seen (well, heard) the place so busy! I think basically everybody have been drinking on the bank holiday and as we all know, post-beer poos are deadly.
― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 09:55 (nineteen years ago) link
oh my god why did i say that?? i meant the next toilet cubicle!
― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 09:56 (nineteen years ago) link
This is true, but the 1st poo the morning after is always enormously satisfying.
― Johnney B (Johnney B), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 10:43 (nineteen years ago) link
You're not feeling well, in fact every part of your body is exerting discomfort, yet they combine in such perfect harmony. Conducted by the knowledge that it was the product of a wonderful evening's drinking and merryment.
You savour every minute of this, knowing that nobody can harm you here, you're safe, there is nothing that you have to think about. You can let everything go, and relax, as another weight is pushed away from you. And you hope that there'll be another one to come all over again, and again, forever.
Until you have to wipe your arse and then it hurts like hell, that bit sucks.
― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 11:34 (nineteen years ago) link
OH MY GOD.
I just remembered that I ate a whole PLATE of jalapeno chillis last night from Alix and Rachel's Nachos. yup that'd do it.
― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 11:51 (nineteen years ago) link
I'm baking it until I get home though and I can poo in my lovely safe bathroom while reading Wild Swans.
― Rumpsy Pumpsy (Rumpie), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 15:59 (nineteen years ago) link
― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 16:02 (nineteen years ago) link
― JimD (JimD), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 16:46 (nineteen years ago) link
and also to here, surely http://www.ratemypoo.com/
― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 16:51 (nineteen years ago) link
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― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 16:02 (eighteen years ago) link
cuttlefish and ink speghetti = BLACK POO PLEASURE, BITCH.
― Fake Tuomas (ken c), Wednesday, 5 November 2008 15:48 (fifteen years ago) link
Coincidences, Whoo.....
― Mark G, Wednesday, 5 November 2008 15:50 (fifteen years ago) link
did yours turn your poo whoo?
― Fake Tuomas (ken c), Wednesday, 5 November 2008 15:54 (fifteen years ago) link
can i be on your poo loo team?
― Skipping 1 messages at this point... (PappaWheelie V), Wednesday, 5 November 2008 16:02 (fifteen years ago) link
hi dere
― I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE UP TO (Colonel Poo), Wednesday, 5 November 2008 16:03 (fifteen years ago) link
haha erm what is it made?
we just need garu g now
― Fake Tuomas (ken c), Wednesday, 5 November 2008 16:28 (fifteen years ago) link
bean to bar
― big Mahats (mattresslessness), Friday, 8 January 2016 23:46 (eight years ago) link