DAEREST FATTEY,

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Why did you take my Red Bull from the fridge?

― dean! (deangulberry), Friday, 9 April 2004 23:00 (twenty-two years ago)

You know you're not going to use that energy, anyways! It's all for nothing!

― dean! (deangulberry), Friday, 9 April 2004 23:01 (twenty-two years ago)

You're still going to feel bad about yourself! Fess up.

― dean! (deangulberry), Friday, 9 April 2004 23:01 (twenty-two years ago)

this is my favorite thread title ever

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Friday, 9 April 2004 23:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Don't steal it!

― dean! (deangulberry), Friday, 9 April 2004 23:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Sorry, I think I need to start a blog under this name

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Friday, 9 April 2004 23:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Special guest commentator Ornaldo Bloomps.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 9 April 2004 23:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Rennaissance Faire has been addressing its correspondence this way for years.

― m.e.a. (m.e.a.), Friday, 9 April 2004 23:09 (twenty-two years ago)

OMG DEAN! I AM SOOOO SORRY! LOL :) *WINK* I THOUGHT IT HAD HAM INSIDE! I WAS SORELY DISAPPOINTED! I TOOK ONE SIP AND THREW IT AWAY! WTF?!

― FATTEY, Friday, 9 April 2004 23:10 (twenty-two years ago)

O U BITCH

― dean! (deangulberry), Friday, 9 April 2004 23:11 (twenty-two years ago)

There's ham inside of you (!!!)

― dean! (deangulberry), Friday, 9 April 2004 23:11 (twenty-two years ago)

OH YES DEAN! I AM MOST REFRESHED! I HAVE STOPPED SWEATING.

― FATTEY, Friday, 9 April 2004 23:13 (twenty-two years ago)

HERE IS A PICTURE OF ME BEING NUMBER ONE IN MY OFFICE:

http://www-personal.umich.edu/~dwinkel/hobbies/digital.camera/nov04-wes-ham.jpg

― FATTEY, Friday, 9 April 2004 23:14 (twenty-two years ago)

You look comfy at least. I guess some good came out of it.

― dean! (deangulberry), Friday, 9 April 2004 23:15 (twenty-two years ago)

You're the One for me, fatty
You're the One I really, really love
And I will stay
Promise you'll say
If I'm in your way
You're the One for me, fatty
You're the One I really, really love
And I will stay
Promise you'll say
If I'm ever in your way
A-hey

All over Battersea
Some hope; and some despair
All over Battersea
Some hope; and some despair
Oh ...

All over Battersea
Some hope; and some despair
All over Battersea
Some hope; and some despair
Oh, oh ...

You're the One for me, fatty
You're the One I really, really love
And I will stay
Promise you'll say
If I'm ever in your way
A-hey

You're the One for me, fatty
You're the One for me, a-hey-hey
A-hey
A-hey
A-hey
A-he-he-he-hey

― stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 9 April 2004 23:16 (twenty-two years ago)

TOTALLY DUDE! HERE IS A PICTURE OF ME IN MY WRESTLING GEAR:

http://www.canoe.ca/WrestlingImagesT/typhoon.jpg

― FATTEY, Friday, 9 April 2004 23:17 (twenty-two years ago)

*sad face*

― dean! (deangulberry), Friday, 9 April 2004 23:17 (twenty-two years ago)

I think I can see your balls.

― dean! (deangulberry), Friday, 9 April 2004 23:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Sadly, fattey cannot see his own balls.

― christhamrin (christhamrin), Friday, 9 April 2004 23:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Ridiculous. Absolutely ridiculous.

― dean! (deangulberry), Friday, 9 April 2004 23:29 (twenty-two years ago)

I said I would.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Friday, 9 April 2004 23:33 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm glad that something positive for the community is coming out of my misery.

― dean! (deangulberry), Friday, 9 April 2004 23:35 (twenty-two years ago)

You're not going to ruin my beautiful humor by talking about Good Charlotte, are you?

― dean! (deangulberry), Friday, 9 April 2004 23:38 (twenty-two years ago)

The blog description is "LOVE SONGS FOR YOU." I've already got a blog for yammering about bands. This one is just love songs to a fattey.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Friday, 9 April 2004 23:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Self love. Interesting.

― dean! (deangulberry), Friday, 9 April 2004 23:39 (twenty-two years ago)

heyyy

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Friday, 9 April 2004 23:39 (twenty-two years ago)

heyyy
-- Anthony Miccio

H A M

― dean! (deangulberry), Friday, 9 April 2004 23:41 (twenty-two years ago)

I know you did it. You're using MY ENERGY (MY POWER UP) to start stupid blogs (!!!)

― dean! (deangulberry), Friday, 9 April 2004 23:41 (twenty-two years ago)

― dean! (deangulberry), Friday, 9 April 2004 23:50 (twenty-two years ago)

ye of little red bull, go to sleep

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Friday, 9 April 2004 23:57 (twenty-two years ago)

This thread is dedicated to every kid thats got they red bull stolen ... to every kid that never even had a red bull to drink .. to everyone who's been left without ... this is for you.

― dean! (deangulberry), Saturday, 10 April 2004 00:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Ohhhhhhhhhohhhhhhhhh (Come on)
Ohhhhhhhhhohhhhhhhhh (let's do this)

― dean! (deangulberry), Saturday, 10 April 2004 00:02 (twenty-two years ago)

http://scripts.gophercentral.com/forward/bizarre/titmouse/titmouse.gif

???S???y WHIUSKEY

― Lil' Fancy Kpants (The K is Silent) (ex machina), Saturday, 10 April 2004 00:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Jon, where were you when I needed you?

― dean! (deangulberry), Saturday, 10 April 2004 00:39 (twenty-two years ago)

:-O

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 10 April 2004 00:39 (twenty-two years ago)

YO MORRISEY YOUR NEW ALBUM IS HELLA TIGHT AND I THINK YOU'RE THE BESTR

― Lil' Fancy Kpants (The K is Silent) (ex machina), Saturday, 10 April 2004 00:45 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.petaenespanol.com/celeb/page/Morrissey.jpg

― dean! (deangulberry), Saturday, 10 April 2004 00:47 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.joysikorski.com/moustache.GIF

― Lil' Fancy Kpants (The K is Silent) (ex machina), Saturday, 10 April 2004 00:49 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.gheysites.com/images/fatty.jpg

― dean! (deangulberry), Saturday, 10 April 2004 00:51 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www3.mb.sympatico.ca/~bshurb/45163059652l.jpg

― Bryan (Bryan), Saturday, 10 April 2004 04:10 (twenty-two years ago)

so.

ya'll bi?

― Ian Johnson (orion), Saturday, 10 April 2004 04:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Androgeny lives.

― jim wentworth (wench), Saturday, 10 April 2004 04:28 (twenty-two years ago)

so does very real horror

― Matt (Matt), Saturday, 10 April 2004 11:34 (twenty-two years ago)

and baby ducks.

― Kingfish Balzac (Kingfish), Saturday, 10 April 2004 15:59 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.scrippscol.edu/~dept/Anthro/Stigma/project00/paper.html

― uh, Sunday, 11 April 2004 01:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Everyone has their own unique weight that’s right for them.

While this may be true, it's interesting to note a few fun facts. 350 lbs. is not the uniques weight that's right for any human being. Nor is 250 lbs. in virtually all cases. Nor is 175 lbs. if you're a woman under 6' 5".

― Skottie, Sunday, 11 April 2004 20:07 (twenty-two years ago)

First of all, I'm not fat.
Second, fat is beautiful.
Third, I'm fat because of a corporate conspiracy and a glandular problem.
Fourth, if you don't find my enormous rolls of fat erotic, you're a prejudiced pervert.

That term paper is beautiful. And phat.

― Skottie, Sunday, 11 April 2004 20:10 (twenty-two years ago)

one month passes...

http://www.users.dircon.co.uk/~sultan/ymm/graphics/others/fatty.jpg

― deanomgwtf!!!p%3Fmsgid%3D4581997 (deangulberry), Thursday, 3 June 2004 18:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Dean, post some funny stuff again.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Thursday, 3 June 2004 18:57 (twenty-two years ago)

dean, how come you don't have aim?

― HAMBURGER NEURON GROUP (ex machina), Thursday, 3 June 2004 19:01 (twenty-two years ago)

@D@ML DON'T HATE

JONWIZILLIMS I HAVE IT BUT DO NOT USE IT AS I AM AT WORK

― deanomgwtf!!!p%3Fmsgid%3D4581997 (deangulberry), Thursday, 3 June 2004 19:04 (twenty-two years ago)

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO SLACK WITHOUT TALKING TO GEANGULGERRY ON AIM

― HAMBURGER NEURON GROUP (ex machina), Thursday, 3 June 2004 19:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Daerest lovey-kins,... I am truly sorry and hope this has not dimineshed my image as the m4d 1337, stupid fresh, hot-PIMP-stud, comical wizard that you have come to adore so much*.

It will NEVER happen again.

We cool?

― deanomgwtf!!!p%3Fmsgid%3D4581997 (deangulberry), Thursday, 3 June 2004 19:11 (twenty-two years ago)

three weeks pass...

http://www.sirpeter.net/sirpasia/fatt.jpg

― flamejugglersgoldandsilverminescliffdiverscavernsandcavesfilledwithstalacti (dea, Wednesday, 30 June 2004 18:02 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.groupadventures.com/pics/red%20bull%203.jpg

― flamejugglersgoldandsilverminescliffdiverscavernsandcavesfilledwithstalacti (dea, Wednesday, 30 June 2004 18:05 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.mexconnect.com/mex_/travel/ganderson/pasqua/chubs.jpg

― ROFFILICIOUS (nickalicious), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 19:07 (twenty-one years ago)

three weeks pass...

http://free.inkfrog.com/pix/dropthenuke/12064fat_kids.jpg

― I CAN LEAD YOU THROUGH THE ZONE (ex machina), Wednesday, 21 July 2004 16:56 (twenty-one years ago)

KISSES

― dean? (deangulberry), Wednesday, 21 July 2004 17:03 (twenty-one years ago)

that kid looks like the fuckin michelin man

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 21 July 2004 17:08 (twenty-one years ago)

are you gonna eat that papi?

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 21 July 2004 17:09 (twenty-one years ago)

http://pya.cc/pyaimg/img3/2004071127.jpg

― I CAN LEAD YOU THROUGH THE ZONE (ex machina), Wednesday, 21 July 2004 17:14 (twenty-one years ago)

bibendum

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 21 July 2004 17:18 (twenty-one years ago)

WHO DA MAN

― JAKC (ja=Ack_0FF), Wednesday, 21 July 2004 17:39 (twenty-one years ago)

jw is back in top form!

― artdamages (artdamages), Wednesday, 21 July 2004 17:58 (twenty-one years ago)

my little rubber model of bibendum, purchased in cesky krumlov, bears a certain resemblance to but is cuter than that kid.

― lauren (laurenp), Wednesday, 21 July 2004 18:18 (twenty-one years ago)

his papi was shot dead in ghostbusters

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Thursday, 22 July 2004 00:13 (twenty-one years ago)

― Girolamo Savonarola, Thursday, 22 July 2004 06:27 (twenty-one years ago)

*second try*
http://www.generallyawesome.com/marshmallow_man.JPG

― Girolamo Savonarola, Thursday, 22 July 2004 06:32 (twenty-one years ago)

you're the one for me fatty, you're the one i really really love

― gem (trisk), Thursday, 22 July 2004 06:36 (twenty-one years ago)

six months pass...

http://www.stephenhurricanesmithfund.org/muscle-man-steve.jpg

― Fat Anarchy on Airtube (ex machina), Thursday, 17 February 2005 23:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Hurley from Minutemen, izzat chooo?

― Drew Daniel (Drew Daniel), Thursday, 17 February 2005 23:47 (twenty-one years ago)

one month passes...

http://www.betweenthecovers.com/images/45964.jpg

― Girolamo Savonarola, Wednesday, 6 April 2005 21:42 (twenty-one years ago)

one year passes...

I DRANK A RED BULL LATE TONIGHT AND NOW MY CHEST IS TIGHT AND I CAN'T SLEEP.

GOD.
KEEP IT ON THE DOWN LOW, DEAN.

― calvin johnson has ruined rock for an entire generation (orion), Saturday, 18 November 2006 08:05 (nineteen years ago)

one month passes...

I AM CHILLING A RED BULL AT THE OFFICE NOW!

― roc u like a § (ex machina), Thursday, 11 January 2007 22:44 (nineteen years ago)

I HAVED NO IDEA WHAT'S GOING ON RIGHT NOW!

― underwater ghost ship picture (skowly), Thursday, 11 January 2007 22:50 (nineteen years ago)

RED BULL + SPRITE = LARGE CAFFINATED SPARKLING SODA.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Thursday, 11 January 2007 23:19 (nineteen years ago)

do not drink "cocaine"

― Dr. Alicia D. Titsovich (sexyDancer), Thursday, 11 January 2007 23:23 (nineteen years ago)

totally on the down low

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Thursday, 11 January 2007 23:28 (nineteen years ago)

i can't drink red bull or v anymore, it makes me aggressive

― electric sound of jim [and why not] (electricsound), Thursday, 11 January 2007 23:34 (nineteen years ago)

Me too. I punched a bus that wouldn't stop for me. Cracked a window. Had to skeedaddle. Many stares.

Still drink 'em.

― Adam Beales (Pye Poudre), Thursday, 11 January 2007 23:38 (nineteen years ago)

remember when you called me fat jon? i'm still mad

― i've dreamt of rubies! (Mandee), Thursday, 11 January 2007 23:46 (nineteen years ago)

U STILL FAT!!!

― roc u like a § (ex machina), Friday, 12 January 2007 03:39 (nineteen years ago)

oh man

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 12 January 2007 04:59 (nineteen years ago)

Dean, post some funny stuff again.

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Friday, 12 January 2007 05:08 (nineteen years ago)

whatever happened to that guy????

― be home by 11 (orion), Friday, 12 January 2007 05:13 (nineteen years ago)

http://our.tentativetimes.net/01jdfest/grave278.jpg

― am0n (am0n), Friday, 12 January 2007 05:20 (nineteen years ago)

posting funny stuff in heaven now

― am0n (am0n), Friday, 12 January 2007 05:22 (nineteen years ago)

HERE IS A PICTURE OF ME BEING NUMBER ONE IN MY OFFICE:

this is one of my favorite quotes

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Friday, 12 January 2007 05:26 (nineteen years ago)

it was an epic battle

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Friday, 12 January 2007 05:29 (nineteen years ago)

http://daerestfattey.blogspot.com/ no longer exists.

― slackety yax (H2-H4), Friday, 12 January 2007 06:08 (nineteen years ago)

WAS IT ALSO FULL OF HAM (???)

― slackety yax (H2-H4), Friday, 12 January 2007 06:09 (nineteen years ago)

HOLY FUCK I AM DRINKING RED BULL AT 9AM

― teh_kit (g-kit), Friday, 12 January 2007 08:46 (nineteen years ago)

Me too. I punched a bus that wouldn't stop for me. Cracked a window. Had to skeedaddle. Many stares.

this thai guy at my work always says he needs to 'skeedaddle' when he needs to poo. we call him dr. skeedaddles.

― chaki (chaki), Friday, 12 January 2007 10:42 (nineteen years ago)

Hie thee here: Is there an English noun for the sensation that you gotta pee or poo?

― aldo_cowpat (aldo_cowpat), Friday, 12 January 2007 10:45 (nineteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

http://infosthetics.com/archives/cheeriosgraph2.jpg

― UART variations (ex machina), Monday, 5 February 2007 03:13 (nineteen years ago)

two months pass...

http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/4697/lf6dfe37e22cf0442b12b24qw3.jpg

― JW, Saturday, 14 April 2007 16:10 (nineteen years ago)

four months pass...

U R MINE DAEREST, LINDSEY
http://www.lemoynedolphins.com/images/vball/headshots05/LindseyFattey.jpg

― gershy, Saturday, 18 August 2007 05:59 (eighteen years ago)

two years pass...

Dating and social network site BeautifulPeople.com has axed some 5,000 members following complaints that they had gained weight.

"As a business, we mourn the loss of any member, but the fact remains that our members demand the high standard of beauty be upheld," said site founder Robert Hintze.

"Letting fatties roam the site is a direct threat to our business model and the very concept for which BeautifulPeople.com was founded."

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/technology/8439495.stm

― mookieproof, Monday, 4 January 2010 20:29 (sixteen years ago)

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