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― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Thursday, 1 April 2004 13:49 (9 years ago) Permalink

dinner is eaten between 1am and 2pm in the civilised world. later, around 6, we have tea. therafter, ale.

― matthew james (matthew james), Thursday, 1 April 2004 13:52 (9 years ago) Permalink

13-hour dinners?

― Madchen (Madchen), Thursday, 1 April 2004 13:56 (9 years ago) Permalink

That DOES sound like the pinnacle of civilisation. Excellent.

― Archel (Archel), Thursday, 1 April 2004 13:58 (9 years ago) Permalink

11am. in error we outdo ourselves!

christ, that sounds a terrific life. indulge! get a few slags and bucketfuls of cocaine and shoot the poor from your windows.

― matthew james (matthew james), Thursday, 1 April 2004 14:21 (9 years ago) Permalink

Seattle in low male slag population SHOCK

― Donna Brown (Donna Brown), Thursday, 1 April 2004 22:23 (9 years ago) Permalink

i'm gonna make some fucking guacamole and a fucking cheese and bean quesadilla. fucking a.

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 1 April 2004 22:29 (9 years ago) Permalink

Stir-fried shit

― 57 7th (calstars), Thursday, 1 April 2004 22:46 (9 years ago) Permalink

think i'm gonna try that asshole Tep's Vinegar Fucking Chicken recipe tonight. (Tep if you're out there, what do you think would be the results if I were to use giardeniera instead of vinegar and peppers?)

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 1 April 2004 22:49 (9 years ago) Permalink

A blend of tastiness and not-my-fault-if-you-don't-like-it-ness :)

I think the main thing would be to make sure there's enough liquid, so that it doesn't all burn off, but other than that, hell, I'd try it.

― Tep (ktepi), Thursday, 1 April 2004 22:51 (9 years ago) Permalink

I don't think I have enough giardiniera on-hand to ensure it not all burning off, so I will stick to the recipe this first time and save the experimenting for the future.

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 1 April 2004 22:55 (9 years ago) Permalink

i had burnt fucking fake sausage rolls und micro chips. Then i had molten fake choc ice on toast. It was shit and wish never fucking ate it BITCH! Drank Irn Bru though so suck that CHA!

― zenome kistachion, Friday, 2 April 2004 00:01 (9 years ago) Permalink

three whiskeys, four shots of something, champagne and four fucking beers

― dean! (deangulberry), Friday, 2 April 2004 00:17 (9 years ago) Permalink

the fucking quesadilla was good, but the motherfucking guac was magnificent.

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 2 April 2004 00:37 (9 years ago) Permalink

I had a contemplative reading dinner.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 2 April 2004 00:49 (9 years ago) Permalink

Hey Tep, there was a 2-for-1 sale on vinegar, so I got white wine and white wine tarragon. Which do you think I should go with?

― oops (Oops), Friday, 2 April 2004 01:29 (9 years ago) Permalink

The straight up white wine one -- I'm not sure, off the top of my head, how tarragon and spiciness would go (although it's great for vinaigrettes).

― Tep (ktepi), Friday, 2 April 2004 01:30 (9 years ago) Permalink

K thanks!
So just sprinkle a buttload of red pepper flakes on it, to taste? I also have dried New Mexico chiles and Tsien Tsiens.

― oops (Oops), Friday, 2 April 2004 01:33 (9 years ago) Permalink

I like the red pepper flakes the best, for whatever reason -- but yeah, just sprinkle em on, making sure some of them get in the vinegar (or just stir everything around if you do). Don't coat it, like with blackening spices or anything like that, or ... ow. But a healthy dose, I'd say (depends on how spicy you like things, I guess).

― Tep (ktepi), Friday, 2 April 2004 01:34 (9 years ago) Permalink

a motherfucking GORGEOUS trader joe's roasted vegetable pizza that i added some marinated mozzarella to. this pizza has tits.

― stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 3 April 2004 22:28 (9 years ago) Permalink

I thought this thread was going to be about what food you cook in order to entice someone into the fucking.

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Saturday, 3 April 2004 22:31 (9 years ago) Permalink

this pizza has tits. I just don't know where to go with this. But I've got to go somewhere.

― Skottie, Saturday, 3 April 2004 22:34 (9 years ago) Permalink

jody that is easily one of the 10 greatest things anyone's ever said on ilx

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 3 April 2004 22:51 (9 years ago) Permalink

I thought this thread was going to be about what food you cook in order to entice someone into the fucking.

As did I, but I am content to let you post it first.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 3 April 2004 22:52 (9 years ago) Permalink

in my mother fucking cafeteria I downed some wet cuntilicious teriyaki chicken. I also had a hot cum all over her tits coffee. Also, there was some fucking pussy scratching noodles and a glass of cold, shit eating cum licking coke and orange fucking crush

it was delicious

― sunjammerr, Saturday, 3 April 2004 23:24 (9 years ago) Permalink

*blink*

― stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 3 April 2004 23:34 (9 years ago) Permalink

i am making a fucking afghan dish that i can't pronounce or remember how to spell. it starts with a "q" and involves lamb, rice and a buncha other shit forced to absorb the spice mixture via a pressure cooker.

― Orbit (Orbit), Sunday, 4 April 2004 00:06 (9 years ago) Permalink

too much?

― sunjammer, Sunday, 4 April 2004 02:33 (9 years ago) Permalink

I'm not really fuckin' hungry. It's not you, it's me. Must be the cigarettes

― Donna Brown (Donna Brown), Sunday, 4 April 2004 02:39 (9 years ago) Permalink

i am not really fuckin hungry. but i am really fuckin drunk. i wish i could fuckin smoke in this house.

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 4 April 2004 02:41 (9 years ago) Permalink

I think I'm gonna fucking leave this motherfucking internet cafe (which I'm at since my goddamned office card-key doesn't motherfucking work any goddamned more) and walk my ass up to the Pike Brewery and have some of those nachos, which no shit are fucking awesome.

― Matos W.K. (M Matos), Sunday, 4 April 2004 03:43 (9 years ago) Permalink

I had a fucking pb&j sandwich on fucking whole wheat bread, plus a fucking small navel orange, all washed down with fucking water.

― Many Coloured Halo (Dee the Lurker), Sunday, 4 April 2004 04:46 (9 years ago) Permalink

Dee? I'm shocked!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 4 April 2004 04:54 (9 years ago) Permalink

By candlelight, I had a stick of fuckengruven pepperoni, dog-fart-vintage cheddar, some near-death leftover brown rice and washed it down with some bad ass Heineken. Tomorrow, I will have more of same.

― jim wentworth (wench), Sunday, 4 April 2004 05:17 (9 years ago) Permalink

Fucking leg of lamb and goddamn mini pizzas.

― Tep (ktepi), Sunday, 4 April 2004 23:44 (9 years ago) Permalink

dry fucking mini wheats and a block of fucking cheese

― mark p (Mark P), Sunday, 4 April 2004 23:48 (9 years ago) Permalink

a big old fucking chicken sandwich and french fucking fries

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 4 April 2004 23:51 (9 years ago) Permalink

Spicy chicken, bitch!

― Kim (Kim), Monday, 5 April 2004 00:56 (9 years ago) Permalink

hahaha!

rosemary ham, emmentaler cheese, and basil on ciabatta bread

― stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 5 April 2004 00:57 (9 years ago) Permalink

sorry, i forgot to curse

― stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 5 April 2004 00:59 (9 years ago) Permalink

fuckin' Lean Cuisine, motherfucker

― Donna Brown (Donna Brown), Monday, 5 April 2004 02:55 (9 years ago) Permalink

A fucked-ass chicken is roasting right asslicking now. I'll motherfucking have it with shitty brown rice and a cheap ass (but fucking good!) beer.

― j.lu (j.lu), Monday, 5 April 2004 03:00 (9 years ago) Permalink

I haven't had my fucking dinner. I really need to get some.

― christhamrin (christhamrin), Monday, 5 April 2004 03:12 (9 years ago) Permalink

fuckin pizza & pretzels.

― Ian Johnson (orion), Monday, 5 April 2004 04:07 (9 years ago) Permalink

Fucking salmon waldorf salad, fucking curried pototoes au gratin, baby fucking lima beans. Clos du bois, motherfucker

― Skottie, Monday, 5 April 2004 04:12 (9 years ago) Permalink

FUCKING FOOD BAR

― DMTina (DMTina), Monday, 5 April 2004 05:07 (9 years ago) Permalink

That roasted chicken was unclefuckin' fine.

― j.lu (j.lu), Monday, 5 April 2004 05:08 (9 years ago) Permalink

I just ate a fucking apple and drank my roommates fucking Hornsby Draft Cider. Later I will drink more fucking beer thats not mine.

― christhamrin (christhamrin), Monday, 5 April 2004 05:16 (9 years ago) Permalink

Lamb and pecan fucking risotto, and more fucking cheese pizza (I went on a pizza dough ruckus, made a lot of fucking dough and the fucking sauce goes a long fucking way).

― Tep (ktepi), Monday, 5 April 2004 23:36 (9 years ago) Permalink

I had fake sausage rolls again + chips in brown shit bread roll. Then I had the same again. Sister had tantrum because her poisonous shit steak was fucking manky stringy shit BITCH!
Mum looks like mutton piss off. No power of the Irn Bru so suck that CHA!

― zenome kistachion, Tuesday, 6 April 2004 00:38 (9 years ago) Permalink

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i have not had any fucking dinner yet. i had a strawberry-banana smoothie earlier, and some trail mix and a diet coke to keep my energy level up through my evening shift. the fucking dinner i want: a shawarma pita.

― michael nyman the composer guy (man) (dude) (get bent), Friday, 6 May 2011 03:31 (2 years ago) Permalink

3 months pass...

http://whatthefuckshouldimakefordinner.com/

― chavo pendergrass (get bent), Monday, 22 August 2011 04:25 (1 year ago) Permalink

^^^^ I am liking this site, thx for link!

― quincie, Monday, 22 August 2011 16:13 (1 year ago) Permalink

Procure some child labor to cook up some fucking
New-Crop Garlic, Saffron & Tomato Quiche

― Hysterically Hardcore (snoball), Monday, 22 August 2011 17:20 (1 year ago) Permalink

i can use it for lulz and actual recipe ideas! it's a winner for sure.

― chavo pendergrass (get bent), Monday, 22 August 2011 18:24 (1 year ago) Permalink

my fucking dinner last night was pan-fried tofu/yellow tomato/basil panini with a spicy celery salad. (the tomatoes, basil, and bread were from the local farmer's market.)

― chavo pendergrass (get bent), Monday, 22 August 2011 18:27 (1 year ago) Permalink

Last night's fucking dinner was pancakes, bacon and fried eggs. I don't know how I can top that.

― L.P. Hovercraft (WmC), Monday, 22 August 2011 18:31 (1 year ago) Permalink

1 month passes...

chicken fucking noodle soup! made w/ homemade stock from last night's goddamn chicken bones.

― the tyrone power mixtape (get bent), Thursday, 22 September 2011 02:15 (1 year ago) Permalink

fuckin fried mozzarella sticks and a roast beef sandwich

― I'm Passing Open Fistulae (rip van wanko), Thursday, 22 September 2011 02:28 (1 year ago) Permalink

I had not a fuckin' thing for dinner, because I had a big-ass bowl of chili with cornbread for lunch. I'm so hungry!

But...there is a new donut shop I will check out first thing tomorrow morning.

― Antonio Carlos Broheem (WmC), Thursday, 22 September 2011 04:07 (1 year ago) Permalink

chicken fajitas! i feel like an applebee's. these were really good tho, sweet & smoky: chicken was marinated in orange juice/achiote seeds/angostura bitters/cumin/cinnamon/salt/black pepper and i used red onion/orange bell pepper/pasilla chile for the aromatics.

― gorillex (get bent), Tuesday, 4 October 2011 02:24 (1 year ago) Permalink

"applebee's" was my obligatory swear word for that post.

― gorillex (get bent), Tuesday, 4 October 2011 02:25 (1 year ago) Permalink

been experimenting with making ethiopian food! mesir wot and some other stuff. it all turned out great

i made my own berbere powder, using a recipe i found on an ethiopian website plus a bit of guesswork. it involved grinding together something like 12 different spices. smells amazing. not too hard to do if you're used to making indian food all the time

― geeta, Tuesday, 4 October 2011 02:36 (1 year ago) Permalink

i want your recipes... ethiopian is one of my all-time fav cuisines.

― gorillex (get bent), Tuesday, 4 October 2011 02:41 (1 year ago) Permalink

next time you're in town, we should go to the vegan ethiopian brunch buffet on fairfax! so good. other ilxors can vouch.

― gorillex (get bent), Tuesday, 4 October 2011 02:43 (1 year ago) Permalink

baked macaroni and fucking cheese

― corey, Tuesday, 4 October 2011 02:49 (1 year ago) Permalink

here's what i put in the berbere (you can make it hotter by adding more cayenne/paprika, but this was plenty hot):

2 tsp cumin
1 tsp ginger
1 tsp cayenne
1 tsp sea salt
1 tsp sweet paprika
1 tsp fenugreek
1/2 tsp allspice
1/2 tsp coriander
1/2 tsp cinnamon
1/2 tsp black pepper
1/2 tsp cloves
1/2 tsp cardamom
1/4 tsp turmeric

― geeta, Tuesday, 4 October 2011 02:51 (1 year ago) Permalink

i have most of those in my spice rack!

― gorillex (get bent), Tuesday, 4 October 2011 02:57 (1 year ago) Permalink

2 weeks pass...

Gorgonzola cheddar walnut spinach pear panini with fig preserves. (Asparagus on the side.)

I already miss it.

― something of an astrological coup (tipsy mothra), Sunday, 23 October 2011 01:29 (1 year ago) Permalink

one fucking leftover catfish fillet with some hot sauce on it

― Martyr McFly (WmC), Sunday, 23 October 2011 02:53 (1 year ago) Permalink

red fucking snapper with fucking thai red curry sauce, rice, fucking asparagus

tonight: texas fucking brisket, spinach salad w/fucking roasted beets

― quincie, Sunday, 23 October 2011 14:13 (1 year ago) Permalink

6 months pass...

chicken chile verde burrito tbfh

― tits or kitfo (get bent), Tuesday, 24 April 2012 02:34 (1 year ago) Permalink

Spaghetti and fucking meatballs!!!

― Sauvignon Blanc Mange (B.L.A.M.), Tuesday, 24 April 2012 03:01 (1 year ago) Permalink

3 weeks pass...

our fucking dinner was breakfast burritos with soy chorizo (squeezed lovingly out of its phallic casing) and corn-holio on the cob.

― get wolves (get bent), Monday, 21 May 2012 01:04 (1 year ago) Permalink

breakfast burritos for dinner? whaaaa?
that's how wormholes get created...
:)

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 21 May 2012 01:19 (1 year ago) Permalink

my fucking dinner was a haddock, cod and salmon pie and i don't even like fish tbh

― pet tommy & the barkhaters (darraghmac), Monday, 21 May 2012 01:51 (1 year ago) Permalink

fiddleheads sauteed with ramps, ginger, basil, and chili.

quinoa pasta with homemade asparagus pesto.

vodka lemonade with muddled basil and fresh ginger.

― bene_gesserit, Monday, 21 May 2012 02:04 (1 year ago) Permalink

i am getting better at cooking every day i feel like!

― bene_gesserit, Monday, 21 May 2012 02:05 (1 year ago) Permalink

fuck. fuck. cleared off counter and made roughest chewiest noodles, rolled and stretched. pickled vegetables and pork on top. dish of soffft vanilla icecreamy tofu with black eggs and black vinegar and white pepper.

― dylannn, Monday, 21 May 2012 02:31 (1 year ago) Permalink

fucking fiddleheads and ramps are such a good combo!

― call all destroyer, Monday, 21 May 2012 03:27 (1 year ago) Permalink

fucking chinese takeout: mongolian beef, chicken w cashew, bbq pork chow fun, potstickers.

fuck. yes.

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 21 May 2012 03:45 (1 year ago) Permalink


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