I like "My Pen", "No one must know, my terrrible secret", and "I'm the king of the mercy fuck"
― metfigga (metfigga), Tuesday, 30 March 2004 21:37 (9 years ago) Permalink
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havent seen the show in years
― kephm, Tuesday, 30 March 2004 21:52 (9 years ago) Permalink
I love Tammy! She is better than Britney.
― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Tuesday, 30 March 2004 21:57 (9 years ago) Permalink
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― lauren (laurenp), Tuesday, 30 March 2004 22:17 (9 years ago) Permalink
The Doors skit
"excuse me, do you have the new depeche mode?" "yeah we do...but they suck"
"the gypsies had no home, the doors had no bass"
as mentioned on the Raquetball thread...THE ERADICATOR!
"Gerald!"
"Gerry!"
"Ger!"
"G!"
The one where Mark as a woman comes to teach some workers how to throw a suprise party for a co-worker and they're totally clueless.
The one with the french-canadian furriers canoeing through moder-day canada and setting traps in an office, "let that one go, he may one day be vice president", pulling up to scott thompson dave foley says "we have calvin klein, perry ellis, and many Armani"
Mark as the Serbian cab driver.
― Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Tuesday, 30 March 2004 22:19 (9 years ago) Permalink
bruce mccullough - the one where he's driving and listening to the "sports score, it's so true"
and kevin mcdonald - when the car is in the driveway but it won't start - "try it now!"
― metfigga (metfigga), Tuesday, 30 March 2004 22:20 (9 years ago) Permalink
― Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Tuesday, 30 March 2004 22:21 (9 years ago) Permalink
"And now Bruce McCulloch with an open letter to the people who watched the guy steal his bike wheel" [spoken by Scott]
[Bruce enters, bike lowered from above] Well, you knew it wasn't his wheel! What did you think? He was coming back for the rest of his bike later? Well, why didn't you do something? Why didn't you say something? You human piece of apathy! Why didn't you say, "Hey! That's not your wheel! That could be Bruce McCulloch's wheel! We love him! And he loved that wheel!" Just eatin' brunch. Well, didn't you think I needed it? I did! Well, look at that! Feast on that act of violence! Good work, Einstein! Pus!
"That was Bruce McCulloch with an open letter to the people who watched while the guy stole his bike wheel." [spoken by Scott]
[Bumper video of Bruce walking his incomplete bike.]
Dear Guy I Clotheslined As You Went By on Your Bicycle.You don't know me, but I'm the guy who broke your collarbone. Now I've asked myself over and over why did I clothesline that guy. Perhaps I watched too much slapstick as a kid and expected you to get up after being violently assaulted. Imagine my confusion when you did not. Although not so confused that I'd actually hang around.
In all fairness, It was pretty funny, I mean the last thing you'd expect as you were riding merrily by on your bike is that someone you didn't know at all would stick out his arm and crush your throat.
I mean, you really should have seen it, It was just like WAM! BAM! (hahaha)
ANY-WAY....
In closing, as you lay there convalescing in your hospital be, I'm forced to wonder 'What were you doing riding your bike on the sidewalk anyway, Huh, ya asshole? side-WALK!
Maybe sometimes we bring heartache upon ourselves.
Signed, the guy that collapsed your trachea.
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― latebloomer (latebloomer), Tuesday, 30 March 2004 22:29 (9 years ago) Permalink
"See Bobby, pretty soon we'll all be listening to Jazz!"
― Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Tuesday, 30 March 2004 22:29 (9 years ago) Permalink
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― stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 30 March 2004 22:35 (9 years ago) Permalink
i think i had too high hopes for this. i never made it past ep 3, i think.
― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Thursday, 27 May 2010 00:17 (2 years ago) Permalink
Cyril St. Joh, the Escapist
the pictures of him as an old man in his straightjacket looking out at the sea are perfect
Plus all the people they interview about TV
I love STEPS too – "I've learned that talking about issues makes people angry."
Season 4 was so string
― fear mongrels (Abbott), Sunday, 15 August 2010 04:06 (2 years ago) Permalink
It was also, less notably, quite strong.
― fear mongrels (Abbott), Sunday, 15 August 2010 04:08 (2 years ago) Permalink
Oh man I have no idea how The Cincinnati Kid (v. the Toronto Kid) did not come up in this thread!
― fear mongrels (Abbott), Sunday, 15 August 2010 04:20 (2 years ago) Permalink
Speaking of season 4 greatness, this has the very best description of Cheers ever."You turn on the TV and there is Woody, with the charming Woody head. Carla with the big mouth. Norm with all his beer. And Cliff, with his secret!"
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― a black white asian pine ghost who is fake (Telephone thing), Wednesday, 15 September 2010 02:17 (2 years ago) Permalink
good morning fellashand me that thingboy this work's hardguys break's over
― andrew m., Saturday, 5 March 2011 21:00 (2 years ago) Permalink
de-LIN-e-ate
― Myonga Vön Bontee, Monday, 21 March 2011 22:15 (2 years ago) Permalink
I ascertain your joke
― Hyper Rescue Troop (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 21 March 2011 22:20 (2 years ago) Permalink
been watching tons of this again lately and oh god i'd forgotten about the one with dave foley as a dying patient on the ER table pulling pranks on the hospital staff
― CharlieS, Monday, 21 March 2011 23:50 (2 years ago) Permalink
always put salt in your eyes
― CharlieS, Monday, 21 March 2011 23:51 (2 years ago) Permalink
the pear dream is the greatest comedy sketch ever
― ℳℴℯ ❤＼(◕‿◕✿ (Princess TamTam), Monday, 21 March 2011 23:51 (2 years ago) Permalink
tamtam otm
― Let’s go see steak tonight! It just boils my ass! (stevie), Tuesday, 22 March 2011 08:05 (2 years ago) Permalink
totally
― it's not in the Wu-Tang Manual (latebloomer), Wednesday, 23 March 2011 02:42 (2 years ago) Permalink
I know this is not the thread for it, but has anyone read the Danny Husk graphic novel?
― Looking Man (Abbbottt), Wednesday, 23 March 2011 04:12 (2 years ago) Permalink
belllll... bivvvvv... devoooooe.
― Postmodern Bourbon Development (Will M.), Wednesday, 23 March 2011 06:04 (2 years ago) Permalink
danny husk graphic novel?? i did not even know that existed, abbott!
did scott KO his cancer?
― we can't rule out the supernatural no matter how much I would like to (stevie), Wednesday, 23 March 2011 08:32 (2 years ago) Permalink
citizen kane! it was... citizen... kane...
― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Wednesday, 23 March 2011 15:42 (2 years ago) Permalink
I would buy the Danny Husk graphic novel if I ever saw it anywhere. which I have not
― Hyper Rescue Troop (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 23 March 2011 15:43 (2 years ago) Permalink
i have the buddy book somewhere here...
― we can't rule out the supernatural no matter how much I would like to (stevie), Wednesday, 23 March 2011 15:44 (2 years ago) Permalink
the pear dream was one that i saw one night when i was almost asleep and i thought i dreamt it, and didn't see it for years after and was really convinced that i'd imagined it.
― omar little, Wednesday, 23 March 2011 17:25 (2 years ago) Permalink
Scott has said in interviews that his cancer is gone.
― Fuck bein' hard, Dr Morbz is complicated (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 23 March 2011 17:27 (2 years ago) Permalink
wonderful news!! Scott is total all-time bro, love that guy
― Hyper Rescue Troop (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 23 March 2011 17:32 (2 years ago) Permalink
awesome!
― we can't rule out the supernatural no matter how much I would like to (stevie), Wednesday, 23 March 2011 17:57 (2 years ago) Permalink
just going to see if I can fly, or whatever
― Master of Treacle, Wednesday, 23 March 2011 18:51 (2 years ago) Permalink
here you guys go!
― Destroy A. Monsters (Drugs A. Money), Wednesday, 23 March 2011 19:12 (2 years ago) Permalink
Scott really is the best.
― Looking Man (Abbbottt), Thursday, 24 March 2011 02:20 (2 years ago) Permalink
this is probably one of my favorite scott sketches, esp. the very end:
― congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 24 March 2011 12:58 (2 years ago) Permalink
― andrew m., Thursday, 24 March 2011 14:58 (2 years ago) Permalink
Speaking of season 4 greatness, this has the very best description of Cheers ever."You turn on the TV and there is Woody, with the charming Woody head. Carla with the big mouth. Norm with all his beer. And Cliff, with his secret!"http://www.youtube.com/v/z7qWq5u2yMA&fs=1&hl=en
― andrew m., Tuesday, September 14, 2010 8:43 PM (8 months ago) Bookmark
haha i'd never watched the youtube in this post so i imagined it as something Bruce would say, was surprised to see it was actually Scott-as-Francesca.
got the complete series box set (which i found out on some other ILE thread was only like $35 on Amazon! incredible deal!), it's really fun to occasionally stumble upon the sketches or in some cases entire episodes that were never in rerun rotation on Comedy Central.
― some dude, Tuesday, 17 May 2011 13:04 (2 years ago) Permalink
this is just gravy. i think of lines from this all the time.
― You made the right choice, Deanne... (stevie), Tuesday, 17 May 2011 19:23 (2 years ago) Permalink
the way Mark says "oh poppy poppy poppy no no no" in a Scottish accent while haggling over the price of a velvet Elvis painting has semi-unconsciously become a staple of my daily speech
― bile al (some dude), Tuesday, 17 May 2011 19:36 (2 years ago) Permalink
TV or Movie references that only you seem to recall and quite often at that
^because I sort of wish people use this thread more often
― but I want a bongo drum (CaptainLorax), Tuesday, 17 May 2011 20:00 (2 years ago) Permalink
"Let's have another hand for the Living Tableau!"
― Marilyn Hagerty: the terroir of tiny town (Abbbottt), Monday, 26 March 2012 03:14 (1 year ago) Permalink
The one I mentioned five years ago upthread:
A lot of the bits with Bruce pontificating or fucking around by himself are among my favorites.
― One of my faverit moive ever!!!! XD (Deric W. Haircare), Monday, 26 March 2012 03:30 (1 year ago) Permalink
I think of the phrase "hateful jazz music" all the time, thanks Brucio.
― Marilyn Hagerty: the terroir of tiny town (Abbbottt), Monday, 26 March 2012 03:38 (1 year ago) Permalink
― Marilyn Hagerty: the terroir of tiny town (Abbbottt), Monday, 26 March 2012 03:40 (1 year ago) Permalink
ha it's "hateful freeform jazz" <3
― Marilyn Hagerty: the terroir of tiny town (Abbbottt), Monday, 26 March 2012 03:42 (1 year ago) Permalink
Waaaaaaaitaminute. So I'm poking around in the KITH sketches on YouTube and I come across this, a sketch I've somehow never seen before:
Apparently they replaced "The Dr. Seuss Bible" with this at some point?
― One of my faverit moive ever!!!! XD (Deric W. Haircare), Monday, 26 March 2012 03:42 (1 year ago) Permalink
Ha. Yes. Bruce and jazz are inexorably linked in my mind.
WTF?! I've never seen this either. totally bizarre.
― the sir edmund hillary of sitting through pauly shore films (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 26 March 2012 15:37 (1 year ago) Permalink
...and there's apparently more where that came from
http://splitsider.com/2012/06/kids-in-the-hall-the-lost-sketches/
― yorba linda carlisle (donna rouge), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 20:33 (11 months ago) Permalink
whoah!
― a dense custard of infinity (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 20:44 (11 months ago) Permalink
...for the sense of power
― we gotta move these refrigerators (CaptainLorax), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 21:49 (11 months ago) Permalink
did comedy central run those sketches/versions of the episodes? i feel like i've seen most of them (pre-youtube era).
― 40oz of tears (Jordan), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 21:51 (11 months ago) Permalink
there's a couple I've seen (Poo Guy!) but a bunch are new to me, like the Power of my Cock one lol
― a dense custard of infinity (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 21:53 (11 months ago) Permalink
and I thought Aroomba was on the DVDs... maybe I discovered it from a kith thread
― we gotta move these refrigerators (CaptainLorax), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 21:54 (11 months ago) Permalink
Aroomba is def not on the DVDs
― a dense custard of infinity (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 21:54 (11 months ago) Permalink
Asshole has always been a top favorite for me
So many good ones. I can't find all of them on YouTube. The poo one is great on so many levels.
This one's good, too:
― c21m50nh3x460n, Saturday, 6 April 2013 20:06 (1 month ago) Permalink