Stock business images

http://cache.gettyimages.com/xc/80054926.jpg?v=1&c=CFW&k=2&d=2B677D62AA989FCE2C43B1732B899726E30A760B0D811297

http://images.inmagine.com/img/pixtal/pt154/CD154057.jpg
http://images.inmagine.com/img/pixtal/pt154/CD154060.jpg

Domenech and Henry larking about in comedy "nerd" spectacles?

I know that someone's already posted a PF album cover upthread, but most of these images remind me of:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/6b/Dsothunder-250.jpg

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2010/05/06/business/20100506-rebound-span/20100506-rebound-span-articleLarge-v2.jpg

Still love this stuff:

http://www.agliolo.com/images/zbusiness*/creditcard.jpg

"Damn! Why didn't I think to bring a net and a bushel?"

http://testing.emsense.com/omnitester/craigslist_assets/photo.png

http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/60-completely-unusable-stock-photos

omg.

I don't even understand who takes these photos?? So the idea of stock photog is you can photograph anything and just wait and hope someone, SOMEDAY, wants to use it??

lol @ whoever briefed the photographer for "chick in hot pants farting, kills flowers"

This takes me right back to "Pets In Uniform."

http://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/terminal01/2011/3/29/17/enhanced-buzz-14890-1301433941-8.jpg

http://www.123rf.com/photo_8810474_dad-and-son-standing-backwards-to-completely-white-background.html

http://shop.rexfeatures.com/low.php?xp=media&xm=4846563

http://critical-thinkers.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Picture-8.png

Ant & Dec's Saturday Night Giant Jigsaw Puzzle Show

http://www.dam-managementsupport.nl/cms2/images/sampledata/dms/puzzel1.png

fools, Opleidingen doesn't go there!

http://image.shutterstock.com/display_pic_with_logo/811576/811576,1327966852,1/stock-photo-high-key-portrait-of-a-serious-businessman-or-politician-whose-face-is-painted-in-american-state-of-93966220.jpg

http://image.shutterstock.com/display_pic_with_logo/18/18,1145413595,2/stock-photo-young-business-woman-working-by-the-lake-1220206.jpg http://image.shutterstock.com/display_pic_with_logo/18/18,1145413602,3/stock-photo-young-business-woman-crawling-out-from-rock-tunnel-1220203.jpg

xp "Have I got something on my face?"

fantasy life business suit

http://image.shutterstock.com/display_pic_with_logo/164272/164272,1328351113,1/stock-photo-funny-picture-of-a-surprised-businessman-with-hacked-laptop-94301389.jpg

Tobias Funke noooooooo :(

Pictures's funny, but I like the URL even more:

http://image.shutterstock.com/display_pic_with_logo/52959/120021064/stock-photo-beautiful-caucasian-businesswoman-sitting-in-the-office-with-post-it-notes-on-her-body-120021064.jpg

niche porn genre

http://www.theonion.com/articles/stockphoto-model-scout-sees-something-special-in-m,31958

Stock-Photo Model Scout Sees Something Special In Man In Business Suit Crossing Arms

News in Brief • Local • ISSUE 49•14 • Apr 6, 2013

http://o.onionstatic.com/images/21/21618/original/700.hq.jpg?5324

CHICAGO—Not long after he happened to pass through a bustling office Friday morning, stock-photo model scout Andrew Sheeran revealed to colleagues that he had seen something very special in a man he had spotted wearing business attire and crossing his arms. “The second he sat down on the edge of that desk, folded his arms, and stared ahead intently, I knew this guy was a natural,” Sheeran said of the clean-cut, dark-haired 35-to-45-year-old man. “I can definitely picture him shaking hands with a smiling Asian woman or standing in front of a projector screen pointing to a pie chart. Who knows, maybe he could be on the cover of a workplace guidelines pamphlet some day. He has the potential, that’s for damn sure.” Sheehan added that the last time he had come across such raw talent was back in 1997, when he first saw famed stock-photo model Hank Felder sit down at a desktop computer, grimace, and run a hand through his hair.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MJU5oyxGJ0

http://i.imgur.com/89DjrE2.gif

ty

that's. . . not real, right? I mean, surly a parody.

Oh god, maybe not. Fuck.

he never blinks.

http://i.imgur.com/WeyM3qR.png

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yecFTeMVSlo

fantastic

bump in case anyone missed this^

REAL ESTATE EDITION: THE PEOPLE BEHIND ME CAN'T FOCUS

http://www.actionplusrealty.com/sites/actionplusrealty.com/files/male_agent_with_arms_crossedsm.jpg

http://tokensimprov.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/Hiring-A-Real-Estate-Agent-To-Sell-Your-House.jpg

http://cdn.homedit.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/hire-a-real-estate-agent.jpg

http://www.cloverdalerealestateagents.com/wp-content/uploads/reliable-real-estate-agent.jpg

http://www.toprealestatesites.net/news/gallery/how-to-choose-a-real-estate-agent-to-sell-a-house/choose_a_real_estate_agent_to_sell_a_house.jpg

"Um, the keys?"

"Oh right!"

http://ak9.picdn.net/shutterstock/videos/884743/preview/stock-footage-real-estate-agent-showing-couple-a-house.jpg

"So, Mr. and Mrs. Bardreaux, what else can I do for you?"

"You can get the fuck off my new yard."

http://www.eagent360.com/images/front/agent_banner.jpg

http://premiumpartnersandassociates.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/Real-Estate-Agent.jpg

http://calldenverhome.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/Sell-Your-House.jpg

"Hello, 9-1-1?"

<3333

http://saportareport.com/leadership/homemortgages/files/2012/04/open-house-real-estate-agent-sellers-lg.jpg

"Coooommmmmmee Innnnnnn! Come In and Staayyyyyyyy!"

http://arslexis.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/Perfect-Real-Estate-Agent.jpg

"But doesn't it bother you that she took our souls for downpayment?"

"Eh, can't really beat 3.9 percent though."

Daddy, tell me about 2003.

http://www.mynewsletterbuilder.com/ex/template_content_corner/ex57/images/real-estate-agent-636.jpg

"Well, houses had these awful brick facades, bald African American men were compelled to wear BlueTooth sets 24 hours a day and generic yard signs without logos or phone numbers were always used for realistic effect."

"But now, honey, we live in the future!"

http://lisslawboston.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/realtor.gif

This seems a nice way to promote your office comedy:

http://www.adweek.com/adfreak/vince-vaughn-and-costars-pose-idiotic-stock-photos-you-can-have-free-163239

http://www.adweek.com/files/uploads/iStock-Unfinished-Business-1.jpg

http://www.adweek.com/files/uploads/iStock-Unfinished-Business-6.jpg

http://www.adweek.com/files/uploads/iStock-Unfinished-Business-9.jpg

shopped from these: http://www.adweek.com/adfreak/vince-vaughns-hilarious-stock-photos-were-made-these-equally-ludicrous-originals-163285

http://www.loganzillmerphoto.com/portfolio/

Stoners, they're just like us!
https://i.redditmedia.com/jD6E9B27izPkjT7BlwxTmgpEfyBFQix-Oru2VsydRqM.jpg?w=960&s=abc644f7dde5fd14a7a159de7311ca16

https://i.imgur.com/Bd3ygES.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/ZGw7ts0.jpg

Ha:

http://womensmilingalonewithsalesforce.tumblr.com/

Works either as sincere captioning or the most deadpan shit ever