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Who else is attracted to her legs and feet! They are so hot! Size 10 and a perfect 10! Also, let's hear from ladies who are proud of their big feet!

― Bob Dobelena, Thursday, 25 March 2004 17:29 (twenty years ago) link

I read that as "Bob Dole."

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 25 March 2004 17:32 (twenty years ago) link

wtf is this? You want ILx Chixors to say 'I WEAR CLOWN SHOES AND I'M PROUD'?

Freaks.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 25 March 2004 17:33 (twenty years ago) link

Kate Winslet to thread!

― Markelby (Mark C), Thursday, 25 March 2004 17:33 (twenty years ago) link

You know what they say about women with big feet...

― Donna Brown (Donna Brown), Thursday, 25 March 2004 17:36 (twenty years ago) link

Peggy Hill to thread!

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Thursday, 25 March 2004 17:36 (twenty years ago) link

...it's easy for us to find shoes on sale

― Donna Brown (Donna Brown), Thursday, 25 March 2004 17:37 (twenty years ago) link

Unless you wear 9.5 (which I do) and they don't make them so much and they're hard as fuck to find. I hate that.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 25 March 2004 17:37 (twenty years ago) link

it's easier for you to find your shoes in the dark.

― RJG (RJG), Thursday, 25 March 2004 17:37 (twenty years ago) link

were that it were the same for men

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 25 March 2004 17:37 (twenty years ago) link

haha you all need to STEP OFF because you have no idea

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 25 March 2004 17:37 (twenty years ago) link

Bob Dobelena vs Speeds Man FITE!!

― Prude (Prude), Thursday, 25 March 2004 17:43 (twenty years ago) link

What is a size ten womens anyway? Is that like a four in men? Shit, I don't know. US, UK, Euro, mens, womens... I'm hopelessly lost on shoe sizes.

― andy, Thursday, 25 March 2004 17:45 (twenty years ago) link

I'm a U.K 5 and I love being able to buy cute kids sandals and cheaper kids versions of trainers.

― Rumpy Pumpkin (rumpypumpkin), Thursday, 25 March 2004 17:50 (twenty years ago) link

10 in women's is 8 in men's.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 25 March 2004 17:50 (twenty years ago) link

Being able to wear your gf's shoes - C/D?

― Markelby (Mark C), Thursday, 25 March 2004 17:52 (twenty years ago) link

C!!!!

― Felonious Drunk (Felcher), Thursday, 25 March 2004 17:53 (twenty years ago) link

My ex g/f wore a size 12 and her shoes were too big for me!

― Bob Dobelena, Thursday, 25 March 2004 17:55 (twenty years ago) link

I enjoy a size 10 and usually end up wearing men's shoes 'cause I'm a weirdo, but when I do buy girlie shoes I can find the kind I like el cheapo

― Donna Brown (Donna Brown), Thursday, 25 March 2004 18:24 (twenty years ago) link

given that Paris Hilton is incredibly rich, why is she always posing for wankbait photos in jazz mags?

― DV (dirtyvicar), Thursday, 25 March 2004 18:28 (twenty years ago) link

Papparazzi(sp) are following her constantly, and she loves the attention. And she's not embarrassed about her long, lovely feet!

― Bob Dobelena, Thursday, 25 March 2004 18:31 (twenty years ago) link

But are they real?

― DV (dirtyvicar), Thursday, 25 March 2004 18:50 (twenty years ago) link

given that Paris Hilton is incredibly rich, why is she always posing for wankbait photos in jazz mags?

-- DV (dirtyvica...), March 25th, 2004.

jazz mags!?!? did I miss the Paris Hilton cover story in Down Beat?

― Al (sitcom), Thursday, 25 March 2004 19:15 (twenty years ago) link

Yeah, you haven't heard of the Hilton Trio? Paris on drums, nicky on guitar and Rick Soloman laying the bass down! they're hot!

― Bob Dobelena, Thursday, 25 March 2004 19:19 (twenty years ago) link

i think he meant jizz mags

― JaXoN (JasonD), Thursday, 25 March 2004 19:20 (twenty years ago) link

is that what the Limeys call them, jazz mags? I think I like that better.

― Donna Brown (Donna Brown), Thursday, 25 March 2004 19:26 (twenty years ago) link

Pictures of attractive naked women have never made me want to play a saxophone solo.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 25 March 2004 19:27 (twenty years ago) link

Having a jazz = arcane schoolboy slang for pulling one off.

― CharlieNo4 (Charlie), Thursday, 25 March 2004 19:27 (twenty years ago) link

dan perry is clearly NOT bill clinton

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 25 March 2004 19:28 (twenty years ago) link

I suddenly have a whole new appreciation for jazz.

― Al (sitcom), Thursday, 25 March 2004 19:28 (twenty years ago) link

Photographic evidence anyone?

― Girolamo Savonarola, Friday, 26 March 2004 01:24 (twenty years ago) link

Ms Hilton is on the front of one of the \/\/onderful selection of brit lad mags, I noticed it \/\/hilst \/\/alking thru \/\/ h smith's to-day. Another one featured lady \/ictoria her\/ey (sp?), who is even less attractive.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Friday, 26 March 2004 01:30 (twenty years ago) link

I meant anything I can view here from my laptop. (No sex tape jokes, preferrably.)

― Girolamo Savonarola, Friday, 26 March 2004 01:33 (twenty years ago) link

http://www.sphoto.com/medium/mantisfrntlgs103.jpg

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 26 March 2004 01:36 (twenty years ago) link

ok - now that is the funniest thing I've seen in weeks.

― Kim (Kim), Friday, 26 March 2004 01:38 (twenty years ago) link

haha tracer.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Friday, 26 March 2004 01:40 (twenty years ago) link

six months pass...

http://www.amazon.com/gp/misc/parishilton.html/002-3013887-0073648

― My Dinner With Little Lord Travolta (nordicskilla), Thursday, 7 October 2004 19:05 (nineteen years ago) link

OMG SO HOT!

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0002IBKJA.01.PT01._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

― JaXoN (JasonD), Thursday, 7 October 2004 19:23 (nineteen years ago) link

I was wondering who that foot-jizz porn was for. I always close the window quickly. I was foolish to assume that everybody did.

― Gold Teeth II (kenan), Thursday, 7 October 2004 19:25 (nineteen years ago) link

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0002IBKJ0.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

what is this?

― RJG (RJG), Thursday, 7 October 2004 19:35 (nineteen years ago) link

Hideous.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Thursday, 7 October 2004 19:37 (nineteen years ago) link

I hope that's an earlobe.

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 7 October 2004 19:40 (nineteen years ago) link

It's a SOMETHING-lobe!

― n/a (Nick A.), Thursday, 7 October 2004 19:40 (nineteen years ago) link

it doesn't look like a lobe, to me.

― RJG (RJG), Thursday, 7 October 2004 19:42 (nineteen years ago) link

IT'S LABIA, OBV!

― JaXoN (JasonD), Thursday, 7 October 2004 19:58 (nineteen years ago) link

It's an earlobe. Paris has unnatural ears.
http://www.newyorkish.com/newyorkish/paris_hilton.jpg

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Thursday, 7 October 2004 20:00 (nineteen years ago) link

This is like a demented parlour game called "It's Paris Hilson!", where we are shown close ups of things and when we are through with guessing, the gamesmaster pans back to a portrait of Paris Hilton, with a new fact about her body.

― Alba (Alba), Thursday, 7 October 2004 20:05 (nineteen years ago) link

It's an armpit! Paris has unusually deep armpits.

http://www.newyorkish.com/newyorkish/paris_hilton.jpg

― Alba (Alba), Thursday, 7 October 2004 20:07 (nineteen years ago) link

Like those close-ups on the back of National Geographic for Kids! Is it a moth's wing, or Paris's teeth?

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Thursday, 7 October 2004 20:09 (nineteen years ago) link

It's a tooth! Paris has particularly moth-like teeth.

http://www.newyorkish.com/newyorkish/paris_hilton.jpg

― Alba (Alba), Thursday, 7 October 2004 20:10 (nineteen years ago) link

It's a bumhole! Paris has an extra membrane that covers her sphincter.

http://www.newyorkish.com/newyorkish/paris_hilton.jpg

― Dan Perry '08 (Dan Perry), Thursday, 7 October 2004 20:11 (nineteen years ago) link

now that I have your attention:

Reality will eat itself...
This is too funny to ignore. Deep-throated, skinny-as-a-rake, terrible farmer, hotel heiress, socialite Paris Hilton has reportedly started a pop career, yet it didn't start too well...

Paris Hilton was booed off stage as she tried to launch a pop career in Miami lastnight. Clubbers stood (we'd imagine some hipsters stood jaws agasp, and some greasy old men shuffling sweatily in the corner in trenchcoats) to watch Paris, 23, scream "I hate techno" then reportedly lip-synch through her first single 'Screwed' (we wish we were making this up!).

The amassed, then heckled and turned their backs when she attempted a cover version of Bowie's 'Fame' and apparently something by Blondie too.

'Screwed' is taken from her forthcoming debut album 'Paris Is Burning' which is to be released on her own label, Heiress Records. Apparently she's been working with rapper Lil' Jon on her new material, which she describes as "a combination of Blondie and Madonna with a little bit of hip-hop thrown in."

― still bevens (bscrubbins), Thursday, 7 October 2004 20:13 (nineteen years ago) link

I'm no racist, screams Paris Hilton

Thursday, 07 October , 2004, 10:52

New York: Hotel heiress Paris Hilton has finally broken her silence on claims that the N-word used by her in her video was racist, reports The New York Daily News.

The hi-flying stylish socialite has said through her spokeswoman that there was no hidden racist meaning in her video.

"I am deeply hurt by recent reports. Anyone who knows me knows that this is not me. I love everybody and am not a person who discriminates against anyone - ever," Hilton's spokeswoman said on her behalf.

Is this the video for 'Screwed'? Or the other video?

― Alba (Alba), Thursday, 7 October 2004 20:19 (nineteen years ago) link

"FUCK ME LIKE A BIGOT WHO WOULD USE THE WORD 'NIGGER'!"

― Dan Perry '08 (Dan Perry), Thursday, 7 October 2004 20:21 (nineteen years ago) link

Using the N-word is just her "little bit of hip-hop thrown in."

― n/a (Nick A.), Thursday, 7 October 2004 20:21 (nineteen years ago) link

"I HATE TECHNO!"

― Alba (Alba), Thursday, 7 October 2004 20:23 (nineteen years ago) link

Don't go for second-best, nigga
Put yourself to the test
You know, you know
You can call me any, any time

― Dan Perry '08 (Dan Perry), Thursday, 7 October 2004 20:23 (nineteen years ago) link

Has there ever been anyone in history who has attracted less respect than Paris Hilton? I am starting to think she can't be that bad.

― Alba (Alba), Thursday, 7 October 2004 20:25 (nineteen years ago) link

What about Rodney Fangerfield (RIP)?

― Dan Perry '08 (Dan Perry), Thursday, 7 October 2004 20:27 (nineteen years ago) link

that's respect.

― RJG (RJG), Thursday, 7 October 2004 20:28 (nineteen years ago) link

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