Is the Guardian worse than it used to be?

Observer and not Guardian but this seems bizarre and badly judged.

http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2014/feb/09/woody-allen-dylan-farrow-alleged-sexual-abuse

Couldn't believe that article. What was most revealing to me was the sheer delusional nature of:

I have given this a lot of miserable thought and, I think, found a way through.

As if the world has been waiting for her unique insight and can now make progress on this issue...

to some extent that is the folly of columnists but yeah, bad, bad look

It read like fairly standard fence-sitting until I got to the second half. I presume she was trying to be empathetic but it just comes across as weird voyeuristic speculation.

Bringing up the Ebrahimi murder is bizarre as well, horrific as that story was, afaik no child had actually accused him of abuse.

Truly awful piece, but unsurprisingly the comments manage to outdo it. Christ.

http://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2014/feb/14/i-hate-shopping-food-supermarket?CMP=fb_gu

Man thinks deli is too expensive, goes to supermarket instead. Has too much choice, wishes such a thing as a deli existed and claims he would travel miles to get to one.

Man goes to shop and buys what he went for cheaper than he could have done somewhere else. Moans about it. World fails to give a fuck.

Valentine's Day is more like a tax than a tribute to love
7 Feb 2014: Tim Lott: Capitalism has hijacked the Valentine tradition and now you can't do it on the cheap without being labelled unromantic
7 comments

Is Is it ever a good idea to apologise?
31 Jan 2014: Tim Lott: I am a profuse apologiser, but my wife tends to take these lightly as they come so easily to me. But what's a 'real' apology anyway?
3 comments

Why I want to be buried not cremated
24 Jan 2014: Tim Lott: I want somewhere for my family and descendants to go and think of me when I am dead. My mother was cremated and so there's nowhere to honour her – I can't even remember where the crematorium was
20 comments

The endangered art of storytelling
Tim Lott 10 Jan 2014: Tim Lott: The new Hobbit film is just one set piece battle after another with a love story tacked on
4 comments

I suspect that Tim Lott's trip to the supermarket was totally made up. I'm not saying he's never been to a supermarket just that he pretended to in this instance. Totally banal.

Things I learned today: Tim Lott founded FLEXIPOP!

http://www.theguardian.com/business/2010/feb/04/flexipop-tim-lott

Jesus, all his article summaries are awful. "Tim Lott has thinky thoughts about things!"

The weight of choice was oppressive – six kinds of strawberry jam, 20 blends and strengths of coffee, 15 types of cheddar. The sense of being manipulated is overwhelming

where have you been man; soviet emigres were less surprised than this

Adolescents need a rite of passage to ease them into adulthood
3 Jan 2014: Tim Lott: Sadly, some young people join gangs. We need to devise a ritual to help them through this difficult transition

the fact that they had put the staples, such as bread, in the deepest part of the shop, is just one of the many tricks designers use to break your will and draw you into the "supermarket experience".

I would rather my daughters took MDMA than started smoking
30 Aug 2013: Tim Lott: What worries me is not so much illegal drugs, which mostly seem to cause a relatively low level of harm compared with cigarettes and alcohol. What worries me is addiction
430 comments

so let me get this straight, they give him space on a popular website to post this shit?

mdma might help w the supermarket

I'm hearing an attempt for a tone of John Peel-style whimsical helplessness in Tim Lott's article, but it not quite succeeding.

if it's formal ambition you want, you want this one

six kinds of strawberry jam is a fairly small number, really. he must have gone to tesco metro.

"At times, channel hopping through the endless, yet universally unedifying cable tv options, it feels like there are 57 channels, but nothing on"

He needs to watch Magaluf Weekender

http://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2014/feb/07/valentines-day-more-like-tax-love

Valentines Day - it's a bit commercial. Stunning insight there, mate.

Oh, that was already noted. As you were.

valentines-day-MORE LIKE

wait until he sees the water aisle - he'll explode

Wow that guy is terrible.

It is disconcerting how much he looks like Woody Allen.

ghost written by adnan januzaj

http://i.imgur.com/NSmPID6.png

guardian weighs in on scottish independence http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2014/feb/19/scottish-independence-76-things-apologise

Who are "we"?

the british guardian

will sir chris hoy and sir alex ferguson etc lose their knighthood? surely this cannot be allowed to happen

can we stop referring to james vi as james i

Such content, many wow**

For one week, we will share our perspectives on the media, globalisation, sex and pop culture, as well as the bare necessities of housing, food and employment. These are some of the pieces we will be bringing you:

• 30 under 30 – our picks of the brightest young global media stars. (We trust you to disagree with our choices rabidly in the comments)

• Buzzfeed's Beastmaster explains the cat thing

• Rage at how economically screwed this generation might be, then find answers in pages of life-hacks and not-so-scary facts

• Online dating? You're doing it wrong

• Everything you wanted to know about trans sex lives and were rude enough to ask

• Original political cartoons from international graphic artists.

• Why all roads lead to Drake

• Why Clueless defines Gen Y better than any other single cultural artifact

Surely Clueless is firmly Gen X?

yeah clueless is gen x

THAT'S Y IT'S NEWS

the inevitable live blog of people writing live blogs

http://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2014/mar/17/generation-y-takeover-as-it-happens

The trend for including yesterday's "internet sensation"/wacky Youtube clip on website front pages (happens a lot on both The Guardian and Independent websites) seems a bit tragic. Makes me like both sites less than I would do otherwise. There's a skill to being click-baity - I clicked on Suzanne Moore's piece on Clarissa Dickson Wright earlier (someone I have close to no interest in) and was glad I had done.

no fucking way am i ever reading this:

http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2014/mar/25/michael-gove-chap-hop-favourite-genre-mr-b

gave up at "My name is Mr B the Gentleman Rhymer."

toes curled so hard i thought my shoes would split

I hope everyone involved is sacked on the spot.

i read it and now i'm not sure if i'll ever stop squirming.

presume this was commissioned off the back of the zingy profile thing yesterday which basically and correctly said that this music is garbage and anyone who likes it is a shitlord. every single one of Mr B's awful fanbase signed up to comment squeakily with their own name and photo

So I bought the Guardian today to get the men's fashion special, to lookit the suits.

This has a 6-page spread on a footballer's hairstyle.

The Guardian is just trolling me at this point, right?

(It's not even his haircut, to be honest.)