Sneezing While Driving: C/D?

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I find those three seconds when my eyes close to be thrillingly dangerous.

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 29 January 2004 17:28 (twenty-two years ago)

haha, especially on curves! great thread.

― gygax! (gygax!), Thursday, 29 January 2004 17:34 (twenty-two years ago)

do you cover your mouth as you do so or keep your hands on the steering wheel?

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 29 January 2004 17:38 (twenty-two years ago)

I'll tell you the worst thing:

Sneezing when eating cereal! Especially Rice Krispies.

― jel -- (jel), Thursday, 29 January 2004 17:41 (twenty-two years ago)

if you say pineapple right before your about to sneeze it stops it.

― Chris V (Chris V), Thursday, 29 January 2004 17:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah, cereal/biscuits definitely beats soup, for eaxmple.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Thursday, 29 January 2004 17:45 (twenty-two years ago)

is this how kids nowadays play paper scissors stones?

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 29 January 2004 17:46 (twenty-two years ago)

If I'm by myself, as I was this morning driving to work, I don't cover my mouth. So I get spray on the steering wheel, them's the breaks.

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 29 January 2004 17:48 (twenty-two years ago)

You have to be careful for the windshield though. If you sneeze whilst driving, there's the chance you'll end up with a film of yellow goo obscuring your sightlines and you'll careen into a grocery store.

― Gear! (Gear!), Thursday, 29 January 2004 18:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Ah, all too true.

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 29 January 2004 18:04 (twenty-two years ago)

In the 70's, it was always a vegetable market.

― jazz odysseus, Thursday, 29 January 2004 18:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Even better is sneezing while trying to take out a political figure mid-speech with a sniper rifle.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 29 January 2004 18:38 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't enjoy that, myself. You rarely get paid if that happens.

― jazz odysseus, Thursday, 29 January 2004 18:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Oswald was actually aiming for LBJ.

― Gear! (Gear!), Thursday, 29 January 2004 18:40 (twenty-two years ago)

He was cleaning it!

― jazz odysseus, Thursday, 29 January 2004 18:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Classic! It's like teleporting! "Wow! I just covered 150 yards and I don't know how!"

― Llahtuos Kcin (Nick Southall), Thursday, 29 January 2004 18:53 (twenty-two years ago)

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