Benny Hinn: C/D?

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He heals the po' folk with the touch o' God, he occasionally speaks in tongues (and when he does, it's so awesome, man), he had Darryl Strawberry on his show last night and predicted that he'd be a pastor "very soon", he's a man of total charisma and he's the biggest fraud ever. EVER!

http://www.preteristarchive.addr.com/images/Portraits/im-bhinn.jpg

So what's it going to be? C or D?

― may pang (maypang), Sunday, 4 January 2004 03:31 (twenty years ago) link

the hair is even better than Tammy Faye!

― Orbit (Orbit), Sunday, 4 January 2004 03:33 (twenty years ago) link

classic and i have recordings of myself and a friend to doing our version of "When Benny Hinn Comes Marching In" from the late 90s to prove it.

― jack cole (jackcole), Sunday, 4 January 2004 03:35 (twenty years ago) link

The TBN Network is based only a few blocks from where I work. You want me to break in and steal some memorabilia?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 4 January 2004 03:36 (twenty years ago) link

The TBN Network is based only a few blocks from where I live. You want me to break in and steal some memorabilia?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 4 January 2004 03:36 (twenty years ago) link

Work, live, same deal! *hiccup*

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 4 January 2004 03:36 (twenty years ago) link

omg mp3s please!

― Orbit (Orbit), Sunday, 4 January 2004 03:37 (twenty years ago) link

He's toned the hair down a bit recently, but he's more than made up for it by substituting the business suits for white holy-man frocks.

(x-post)

― may pang (maypang), Sunday, 4 January 2004 03:37 (twenty years ago) link

ha, i have a friend who in high school delivered pizza to the tbn kingpins' house all of the time.

― jack cole (jackcole), Sunday, 4 January 2004 03:38 (twenty years ago) link

I recall some great story about a friend of a friend around here had when she encountered the Crouches out watching movies -- something really generic and dull, I gather -- and how she got Jan and Paul to sign a popcorn bucket as a memento, which she then put on a fireplace mantel. Inspired.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 4 January 2004 03:42 (twenty years ago) link

my father was on his show once.

obv. dud.

― Viva La Sam (thatgirl), Sunday, 4 January 2004 03:43 (twenty years ago) link

the popcorn bucket is wonderfully twisted

― Orbit (Orbit), Sunday, 4 January 2004 03:44 (twenty years ago) link

Last week he was in Mexico (or one of those countries) talking about a new orphanage, wearing a black leather jacket and Lou Reed shades, all the while holding a four year old local on his lap.

It made my night.

― may pang (maypang), Sunday, 4 January 2004 03:45 (twenty years ago) link

Work, live, same deal! *hiccup*

is Our Ned drunk!

― Orbit (Orbit), Sunday, 4 January 2004 03:46 (twenty years ago) link

http://www.aloha.net/~mikesch/Hinn-Nashville.jpg

― may pang (maypang), Sunday, 4 January 2004 03:47 (twenty years ago) link

haha! Come OUUUTT!

― Orbit (Orbit), Sunday, 4 January 2004 03:49 (twenty years ago) link

That's actually me on the floor there drunk as is everyone else. We were trying to blot out the memories.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 4 January 2004 03:56 (twenty years ago) link

of bad hair?

― Orbit (Orbit), Sunday, 4 January 2004 03:59 (twenty years ago) link

Second worst hair ever.

http://www.aloha.net/~mikesch/Nairobi.jpg

― may pang (maypang), Sunday, 4 January 2004 04:06 (twenty years ago) link

Jesus wept...

― Aaron A., Sunday, 4 January 2004 04:18 (twenty years ago) link

with good reason.

― Orbit (Orbit), Sunday, 4 January 2004 04:21 (twenty years ago) link

Oh, God.

http://www.rusearching.com/leftbehind/images/jesuscry.jpg

― may pang (maypang), Sunday, 4 January 2004 04:22 (twenty years ago) link

is bad hair a mortal or a venal sin? Discuss.

― Orbit (Orbit), Sunday, 4 January 2004 04:24 (twenty years ago) link

Jan Crouch can sit on it!
She has pink hair and a probly hasa yellow cunt.
Whatta bukyak!

If dat clown Benny Hinn fucks with yous truly,
I'll make mincemeat outta him.
He's dead meat. That joykoff!
Come ta Joysey, and consida yaself toasted mincemeat, Benny Boy!

― Mr. Mincemeat, Sunday, 4 January 2004 05:08 (twenty years ago) link

I think I prefer Robert Tilton and Jack Van Impe's wife Rexella.

― Eric H. (Eric H.), Sunday, 4 January 2004 05:42 (twenty years ago) link

I was hoping this was about Benny Hill. :-(

― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Sunday, 4 January 2004 05:43 (twenty years ago) link

That stage picture is like the most brutal thing I've ever seen

― Øystein H-O (Øystein H-O), Sunday, 4 January 2004 06:26 (twenty years ago) link

Slain with the Spirit!

― may pang (maypang), Sunday, 4 January 2004 06:37 (twenty years ago) link

This guy is a class A farmer of cock, a shyster of the highest order and occasional bane of my work existence.

― Ed (dali), Sunday, 4 January 2004 09:46 (twenty years ago) link

He's worse thank Gilbert 'fucking' Deya who at least has the decency to occasionally revel in his ridiculousness by wearing a stetson.

― Ed (dali), Sunday, 4 January 2004 09:49 (twenty years ago) link

so what are you saying about Stetsons, Ed? Huh?

― Viva La Sam (thatgirl), Sunday, 4 January 2004 11:53 (twenty years ago) link

stetsons aren't in themselves ridiculous, but a self-proclaimed southeast london/ghanaian Archbishop in a stetson is.

― Ed (dali), Sunday, 4 January 2004 14:33 (twenty years ago) link

He is on italian tv all the time! Dubbed over in italian!!

― teeny (teeny), Sunday, 4 January 2004 15:56 (twenty years ago) link

No wonder they hate us over there! But his voice probably sounds really suave and manly now.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 4 January 2004 15:58 (twenty years ago) link

Eric H is completely OTM, Rexella van Impe spins straw from gold with the sheer power of her death-mask grin & Robert Tilton is what people mean when they say "next level"

― Carl (Carl), Monday, 5 January 2004 14:27 (twenty years ago) link

also, the Reverend O.L. Jaggers was responsible for some of the greatest television ever

― Carl (Carl), Monday, 5 January 2004 14:34 (twenty years ago) link

four years pass...

Uberclassic

― Dom Passantino, Sunday, 27 April 2008 16:44 (fifteen years ago) link

Even classicer now someone's done this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5lvU-DislkI

― StanM, Sunday, 27 April 2008 16:57 (fifteen years ago) link

one year passes...

Bring on the circus!

http://blogs.ocweekly.com/navelgazing/a-clockwork-orange/benny-hinn-wife-suzanne-divorc/

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/lanow/2010/02/wife-of-televangelist-benny-hinn-files-for-divorce/

Comments sections for both are v. entertaining.

― Ned Raggett, Saturday, 20 February 2010 15:59 (fourteen years ago) link

Fuck Hinn, and his family and anybody closely related to him. true story, we actually inherited his brother in law's dog after he abused it and threatened to kill it. GILLTY BY ASOCIATIONE

― Ballistic, Saturday, 20 February 2010 16:14 (fourteen years ago) link

five months pass...

looool at this dude and his affair

― 156, Tuesday, 27 July 2010 05:12 (thirteen years ago) link

Fuck Hinn

If Mark Twain wrote nothing else, this would still make him one of our best nove-- oh wai...

― Cunga, Tuesday, 27 July 2010 06:12 (thirteen years ago) link

Gotta love funnies:

http://blogs.ocweekly.com/navelgazing/paula-white_paulawhite.org.jpg

― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 28 July 2010 18:38 (thirteen years ago) link

three years pass...

http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/ncWGLOw0T2I/maxresdefault.jpg

― brimstead, Wednesday, 23 July 2014 03:55 (nine years ago) link

http://b.vimeocdn.com/ts/112/675/112675557_640.jpg

― brimstead, Wednesday, 23 July 2014 03:58 (nine years ago) link

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/1mTD7sd1AvQ/hqdefault.jpg

― brimstead, Wednesday, 23 July 2014 04:01 (nine years ago) link

eleven months pass...

Death at 7:12
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g705VNsymQQ

― Hikikomori Povich (tsrobodo), Friday, 3 July 2015 15:37 (eight years ago) link

good find!

― harold loltermeyer (rip van wanko), Friday, 3 July 2015 16:18 (eight years ago) link

A lot of the others are very good, especially if you were forced to watch these dudes on the GOD channel growing up.

― Hikikomori Povich (tsrobodo), Saturday, 4 July 2015 16:24 (eight years ago) link

Like his TD Jakes killed was insane, even got the strut and the head nod.

― Hikikomori Povich (tsrobodo), Saturday, 4 July 2015 16:24 (eight years ago) link

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