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The ones they use recently seem to me to be trying too hard to be ironic, whereas before they 'came easy'..

Shopping at Christmas is Gay.
You have two cars and no space in your garage.

Go on you can do better...

― mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 18 December 2003 15:45 (9 years ago) Permalink

you drink starbuck's coffee

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 18 December 2003 15:50 (9 years ago) Permalink

you wear a sweater

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 18 December 2003 15:50 (9 years ago) Permalink

you post on ILX

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 18 December 2003 15:51 (9 years ago) Permalink

increase your dick size

― DarrensCoq (DarrenK), Thursday, 18 December 2003 15:51 (9 years ago) Permalink

venetian blinds are gay

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 18 December 2003 15:52 (9 years ago) Permalink

That's a real one throw six and start again...

― mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 18 December 2003 15:53 (9 years ago) Permalink

winamp is gay

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 18 December 2003 15:55 (9 years ago) Permalink

you have a shoutcast internet radio station

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 18 December 2003 15:55 (9 years ago) Permalink

you read pitchfork magazine.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 18 December 2003 15:57 (9 years ago) Permalink

Hardcore Kids Should Be Shot and Forced To Eat Their Own Shit

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 18 December 2003 15:57 (9 years ago) Permalink

trife thinks he's black, but he's really gay

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 18 December 2003 15:59 (9 years ago) Permalink

you still think OJ's innocent

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 18 December 2003 16:01 (9 years ago) Permalink

if it doesn't fit, then you're gay

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 18 December 2003 16:02 (9 years ago) Permalink

You Listen to Us Instead of Turbonegro (You're Gay)

― nate detritus (natedetritus), Thursday, 18 December 2003 16:06 (9 years ago) Permalink

you saw every one of the lord of the rings movies

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 18 December 2003 16:07 (9 years ago) Permalink

when i want to get angry about oppressed mexican peasants, i listen to rage against the machine

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 18 December 2003 16:07 (9 years ago) Permalink

berserker are afraid of us

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 18 December 2003 16:08 (9 years ago) Permalink

"I Get All My Music News from Blender"

― El Santo Claus (Kingfish), Thursday, 18 December 2003 16:11 (9 years ago) Permalink

What's A.C.?

― Markelby (Mark C), Thursday, 18 December 2003 16:24 (9 years ago) Permalink

aja's candy

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 18 December 2003 16:27 (9 years ago) Permalink

She is?

― Markelby (Mark C), Thursday, 18 December 2003 16:34 (9 years ago) Permalink

AC = Anal Cunt = Funny for 2 minutes if you're one of those edgy white boys still obsessed with needling "PC hippies"

― nate detritus (natedetritus), Thursday, 18 December 2003 16:38 (9 years ago) Permalink

Oh, I see. Apologies for not knowing all the ILM in-abbreviations.

― Markelby (Mark C), Thursday, 18 December 2003 16:49 (9 years ago) Permalink

That looks sarcastic, I'm sorry, it wasn't meant to. Thanks again.

― Markelby (Mark C), Thursday, 18 December 2003 16:50 (9 years ago) Permalink

why do you hate fun, mr. patrin?

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 18 December 2003 16:54 (9 years ago) Permalink

Gratuitously Offensive Hardcore/Metal: C or D/S&D

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 18 December 2003 16:55 (9 years ago) Permalink

actually, that's the abbrev they use on album packaging/AMG entry, too.

― El Santo Claus (Kingfish), Thursday, 18 December 2003 16:55 (9 years ago) Permalink

rape jokes = "fun"?

― nate detritus (natedetritus), Thursday, 18 December 2003 19:36 (9 years ago) Permalink

OK OK I know they're just in it to needle certain people but between this and Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn and the whole South Park Republicans meme springing up it's like some nauseating neo-con National Lampoon orgy of self-satisfied yob-lad bullshit.

― nate detritus (natedetritus), Thursday, 18 December 2003 19:38 (9 years ago) Permalink

"South Park Republicans"?

― El Santo Claus (Kingfish), Thursday, 18 December 2003 19:42 (9 years ago) Permalink

i'm lost on that last one, too.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 18 December 2003 19:43 (9 years ago) Permalink

I am not making this up.

― nate detritus (natedetritus), Thursday, 18 December 2003 19:44 (9 years ago) Permalink

that article makes 'em sound more like libertarians than republicans. besides, weren't the south park guys big Nader fans?

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 18 December 2003 19:47 (9 years ago) Permalink

Wha?!

― nate detritus (natedetritus), Thursday, 18 December 2003 19:49 (9 years ago) Permalink

(Well, one of them was in "Bowling For Columbine"...)

― nate detritus (natedetritus), Thursday, 18 December 2003 19:50 (9 years ago) Permalink

Trey & Matt ARE way more libertarian. i think the writer just picked & chose examples from the show that matched up to his point, and ignored the rest.

― El Santo Claus (Kingfish), Thursday, 18 December 2003 19:50 (9 years ago) Permalink

Isn't a libertarian just a conservative that smokes pot?

― nate detritus (natedetritus), Thursday, 18 December 2003 19:51 (9 years ago) Permalink

also, i think the guys target stupid busybodies overall, rather than any particular agenda.

you don't see them filming anti-tax screeds, for examples.

― El Santo Claus (Kingfish), Thursday, 18 December 2003 19:53 (9 years ago) Permalink

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