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on amazon.com's user reviews of Blade Runner:

Reviewer: J. Mike knox (see more about me) from
Pasadena, ca United States
In the future Hans Solo is a cop chasing after robots
who have escaped from the robot grave yard. He thinks
there are only 4 left in the world but then he comes
to think, "Well maybe I might be one too." He also
falls for a hot robot who refuses to get naked.

--This text refers to the DVD edition


lauren (laurenp), Monday, 1 December 2003 01:47 (twenty years ago) link

In contrast, the videotape edition is about Indiana Jones being a cop, etc.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 1 December 2003 01:49 (twenty years ago) link

Reviewer: Ronnie Clay from Winn, LA
linkin park is music like I never heard of you would be a fool for not liking this cd, it should of made number 1 on the charts. I gave it four stars cause the band haven't used any cuss words on their cds yet I hop they get started on it soon

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Monday, 1 December 2003 01:51 (twenty years ago) link

The Milius code is simple. Get a big gun. Shoot at anything with a deep voice. Last man left standing gets the girl. The hat can be sent home by freight later.

(IMDb user comment on Extreme Prejudice. Read the rest too, it's brilliant.)

Wintermuté (Wintermute), Monday, 1 December 2003 02:50 (twenty years ago) link

jklein8787
Chicago, IL

Date: 4 November 2003
Summary: Apple Jacks

Ok, so one time I was in front of the TV and what do you know, I had no pants on. Terri, my ex, came over to the house and it was time for wine. We drank beer and ate corn, although Dad said that if you wallpaper in the nude, sometimes Dexter would get jealous. Mineral water is good to drink. Twisted Sister played on October 30th but tickets were way too much money but oh well, I had my dolly. Damn near killed me too, the stupid liar. Fuzz is fuzz I told him. Does she listen? No way! I don't like the heat and I never have and if Sarah Dixon doesn't like it, tough.

Now does this review make sense? No?

Neither does Donnie Darko!

(From the Donnie Darko user comments on imdb. Theres some doozies for this film!)

Trayce (trayce), Monday, 1 December 2003 03:08 (twenty years ago) link

FAMILY CIRCUS: DADDY'S LITTLE HELPERS
by Bill Keane

Issues of gender, substance abuse, and role reversal, September 30, 2003

While written decades ago, "Bill," the thinly veiled pseudonym applied to the narrator of this harrowing tale of substance abuse and inverted parenting roles, has become something of an Everyman for the early 2000s. A cartoonist for a major syndicate, "Bill" finds himself home alone with a bevy of overmedicated, malpropism-spouting children after his wife lands her dream job of preparing no-bid contracts for major reconstruction projects half a world away. One afternoon, after preparing a heaping plate of pasta the children repeatedly call "gasphetti," he opens his wife's medicine cabinet and finds a new way of coping. The gripping narrative style is raw and vibrant, though some readers may question the 33-page, stream-of-conscious rant of profanities in the middle of the book. A cautionary yet inspiring tale, it should encourage others grappling with the same issues of addiction and identity to proclaim loudly from the hilltops, "NOT ME!" --This text refers to an out of print or unavailable edition of this title

bnw (bnw), Monday, 1 December 2003 03:22 (twenty years ago) link

from imdb:

Here's another 80's, one man army action film's, and this one's just as entertaining as the other's. It start's off like LETHAL WEAPON, with Busey and his by-the-book black partner on a steakout at a warehouse, and then turns into another RAMBO style film with Busey being assigned to save hostages from commie bad guys in Mexico. Of course, Henry Silva plays the villain, and does his usual good job at it, and there are many familiar faces in this movie and you'll have fun recognizing the actor's in this you have seen elsewhere. This is a pretty dumb movie, but it's also fun and enjoyable and I recommend it to fans of one man army action movies. 3/5

s1utsky (slutsky), Monday, 1 December 2003 06:57 (twenty years ago) link

also, this weirdly cut-off poem:

A huge army of foreign terrorists from the far east have invaded

Mexico, with the help of a nuclear-powered tank nicknamed

"Thunderblast." Just who do we depend on to stop these communist

killers from goose-stepping into our country? Gary Busey, of

course!! The star of "The Buddy Holly Story" and "Silver Bullet"

plays Frank McBain, a magnum-toting cop who was once an employee

of the CIA who is recruited by his former superiors to stop the

terrorists before they manage to use their tank against our

defenses!

This movie is a real hoot, because for one thing, it has no need

for logic in the first place! This movie is probably supposed to

be a spoof of the "Rambo" films or something, and it does a damn

good job of it! Busey is cool in a maniacally goofy sort of way,

taunting the bad guys with the odd name of "butt-horn." Exactly,

what is a butt

s1utsky (slutsky), Monday, 1 December 2003 06:57 (twenty years ago) link

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stevie (stevie), Monday, 1 December 2003 13:46 (twenty years ago) link

nine years pass...

RadioShack
20530 Interstate 45, Spring, TX 77373
Public - a year ago
Overall Excellent
William is the best!
Liked: William

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 13 April 2013 00:35 (eleven years ago) link

two years pass...

A child's drum set:

4 / 5
Satisfactorily Noisy
27 December 2013GrandpaMike
Location:Glasgow
Bought for 10 year old granddaughter's birthday. She loved playing it and did so with élan. It is a well made product and could bear the unschooled efforts of a youngster. Sadly, her parents were less than appreciative. I'm not sure, but I believe it was returned to the store. A pity!

transparent play for gifs (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 1 September 2015 00:33 (eight years ago) link

Superb, Tracer Hand!

the pinefox, Wednesday, 2 September 2015 11:57 (eight years ago) link

Thank you, pinefox!!

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 2 September 2015 12:07 (eight years ago) link


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