TEP! How often does Nickalicious guzzle zombie cum?

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He said to ask, like.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Friday, 14 November 2003 17:09 (twenty years ago) link

I catagorised this under 'Cuisine'.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Friday, 14 November 2003 17:10 (twenty years ago) link

Feel free to go everywhere or nowhere with this thread, obviously.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Friday, 14 November 2003 17:11 (twenty years ago) link

I suggest nowhere.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 14 November 2003 17:13 (twenty years ago) link

in classic spam message header style, shouldn't that read "curn" these days?

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Friday, 14 November 2003 17:13 (twenty years ago) link

The key question is how many people have pretended to be zombies just to get fellatio off our favourite funky single-dad?

Pash, that's just evil. Like 'curn on the cob'?

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Friday, 14 November 2003 17:14 (twenty years ago) link

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&prev=/search%3Fq%3Dcurn%26hl%3Den%26lr%3D%26ie%3DUTF-8%26oe%3DUTF-8&q=stocks:CURN+

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 14 November 2003 17:15 (twenty years ago) link

"Brian"

I'm a dyslexic zombie.

― Mikey G (Mikey G), Friday, 14 November 2003 17:15 (twenty years ago) link

Tep is only checking the nanowrimo thread this month!

― teeny (teeny), Friday, 14 November 2003 17:15 (twenty years ago) link

Students have WAAAAAAAAAAAAY too much free time. Not like librarians. Oh no.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Friday, 14 November 2003 17:16 (twenty years ago) link

it's "curn" as in "curn like a pr0nstar", ie the 'r' and the 'n' are supposed to liike like a 'm' when together. It's k-l@me, b/c no-one ever wd use the word otherwise, so you can add a message rule for it!! haha!! victory!!

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Friday, 14 November 2003 17:18 (twenty years ago) link

I don't guzzle! But I might swish it around a little.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 14 November 2003 17:19 (twenty years ago) link

like mouthwash.

― NA (Nick A.), Friday, 14 November 2003 17:20 (twenty years ago) link

Wash your mouth out.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Friday, 14 November 2003 17:20 (twenty years ago) link

WORST FLUORIDE RINSE EVER

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 14 November 2003 17:21 (twenty years ago) link

it's faster to digest the proteins that way

― Vic (Vic), Friday, 14 November 2003 17:21 (twenty years ago) link

For context...

There have been 44 referrals to this thread from a search for pineapple juice tast cum better on the Australian MSN search engine.
Australians are weird.

-- N. (nickdastoo...), November 14th, 2003 7:21 PM. (nickdastoor)

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well duh
-- the surface noise (electricsoun...), November 14th, 2003 7:25 PM. (electricsound)

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I've heard tell that drinking lots of pineapple juice makes your semen taste sweet.
-- Agent Uranium [GPC] (capricorneliu...), November 14th, 2003 7:40 PM.

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The pineapple juice thing is only true with regards to zombies.
-- nickalicious (nza2342...), November 14th, 2003 11:42 AM. (nickalicious)

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How often do you suck off zombies, 'alicious?!
-- Nick Southall (auspiciousfis...), November 14th, 2003 11:44 AM. (Nick Southall)

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Ask Tep.
-- nickalicious (nza2342...), November 14th, 2003 12:07 PM. (nickalicious)

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 14 November 2003 17:22 (twenty years ago) link

!!!!!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 14 November 2003 17:23 (twenty years ago) link

I love it. "Here's some context:" [insert string of posts that make no pretense of explaining the in-joke at all]

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 14 November 2003 17:30 (twenty years ago) link

So you don't remember the whole "pineapple zombie blowjob" thing then?

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 14 November 2003 17:31 (twenty years ago) link

I'm back in town less than twelve hours and this thread pops up!

My mind is a giant spinning blank of possible responses.

― Tep (ktepi), Friday, 14 November 2003 17:35 (twenty years ago) link

I do, but where in those posts does it explain what a pineapple zombie blowjob is and Tep's connection to it?

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 14 November 2003 17:36 (twenty years ago) link

Well, until that string-of-posts-from-another-thread, there was no pineapple-flavor context to the oral gratification of the undead, so context = achieved. BOOYAH.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 14 November 2003 17:37 (twenty years ago) link

I love that the only threads that have my name in the title imply that I either A) have the worst taste in music, B) am totally trashed, or C) give the head to zombies.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 14 November 2003 17:39 (twenty years ago) link

explain what a pineapple zombie blowjob is and Tep's connection to it

Yeah, I think I want to clear that up. Maybe.

There are juice drink things they sell in New Orleans' Little Vietnam that are like a cross between bubble tea and Kool Aid: they're fruit-flavored drinks with gelatin bits in them, and a normal-sized straw, so that you have to suck pretty hard to get the wiggly little jello to shoot through the straw and into the back of your mouth. I compared it to a pineapple-flavored zombie blowjob (because in the hypothetical universe implied by that comparison, see, zombies ejaculate leprous little maggoty things. Because of the rotting. And so on.)

And ... there you go.

Wait, I don't think I've made myself look better at all by explaining!

― Tep (ktepi), Friday, 14 November 2003 17:40 (twenty years ago) link

I don't guzzle! But I might swish it around a little.
-- nickalicious (nza2342...), November 14th, 2003 11:19 AM. (nickalicious)
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like mouthwash.
-- NA (emmaa...), November 14th, 2003 11:20 AM. (Nick A.)
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Wash your mouth out.

-- Nick Southall (auspiciousfis...), November 14th, 2003 11:20 AM. (Nick Southall)

I like to picture this exchange as being spoken by a three-headed Muppet called "The Great Nick," where it is followed by much laughter and bobbing of heads.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 14 November 2003 17:40 (twenty years ago) link

Momus is the fourth head that says lots of really well-thought out intriguing things that we ignore in our pursuit of truth, justice, and fellating the undead!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 14 November 2003 17:44 (twenty years ago) link

Momus is the ass.

― NA (Nick A.), Friday, 14 November 2003 18:24 (twenty years ago) link

But where does this leave Dastoor!?!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 14 November 2003 18:47 (twenty years ago) link

The scary thing is I think I know the context for this -- one of those "excelsior" threads. RESEARCH TIME

― nate detritus (natedetritus), Friday, 14 November 2003 19:22 (twenty years ago) link

So you're 'fellating the undead', am I 'truth' and is NA 'justice' or what? Momus is definitely our collective 'ass' and Dastoor can be our 'twee'.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Friday, 14 November 2003 19:22 (twenty years ago) link

BLA-DOW

― nate detritus (natedetritus), Friday, 14 November 2003 19:23 (twenty years ago) link

"dodgy zombie comeons"! That has to be one of the funniest series of posts ever

― nate detritus (natedetritus), Friday, 14 November 2003 19:26 (twenty years ago) link

http://www.darkblack.co.uk/asylum/graphics/zombie-cutout.gif
Gimme a kiss you big hunkafunkaburninlovealicious!

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Friday, 14 November 2003 19:30 (twenty years ago) link

Hey! I was there when that pic was taken! But wait, why am I not in the shot...oh...right.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 14 November 2003 19:39 (twenty years ago) link

the more crucial question here is: do zombies even have cum? i have a suspicious gut instinct that's telling me a negative answer - but whom am i to say?

― Vic (Vic), Friday, 14 November 2003 19:41 (twenty years ago) link

He's about to put his hands on yr head to keep you down.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Friday, 14 November 2003 19:42 (twenty years ago) link

This thread is going to give me nightmares. Also: cold sores. Very cold sores.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 14 November 2003 19:46 (twenty years ago) link

And a sore throat.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Friday, 14 November 2003 19:47 (twenty years ago) link

But a really fucking good reputation in zombieland.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Friday, 14 November 2003 19:47 (twenty years ago) link

this is like michael jackson's fantasy cuming tru in the Thriller video!!

― Vic (Vic), Friday, 14 November 2003 19:49 (twenty years ago) link

How old were you when Thriller was made, Nickalicious? Was Jacko corrupting our children even back then?!

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Friday, 14 November 2003 19:50 (twenty years ago) link

I was four! He was still black back then.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 14 November 2003 19:54 (twenty years ago) link

Did he get you to guzzle his engorged zombie member though?!

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Friday, 14 November 2003 19:55 (twenty years ago) link

there were four year old zombies in that video, right?

― Vic (Vic), Friday, 14 November 2003 19:56 (twenty years ago) link

In Michael's trousers, yes.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Friday, 14 November 2003 19:56 (twenty years ago) link

this explains the yellow eyeballs, i think.

― Jay Dee Sah Mon (Kingfish), Friday, 14 November 2003 20:42 (twenty years ago) link

After reading that LOL exchange, I think Luna and Ally need their own comedy call-in show where they berate men to the point of tears.

― oops (Oops), Friday, 14 November 2003 20:51 (twenty years ago) link

We'd be a hit.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 14 November 2003 21:40 (twenty years ago) link

last night i encountered a very unworksafe resident evil hentai image and then this thread happened.

― scissors (Honda), Friday, 14 November 2003 22:00 (twenty years ago) link

This is sooooo going to be in the next remake of "Return of the Living Dead"

― donut bitch (donut), Friday, 14 November 2003 22:01 (twenty years ago) link

The porn parody, maybe. "Reblow of the Fucking Dead."

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 14 November 2003 22:02 (twenty years ago) link

This thread is not my fault. So so so not my fault.

Besides, didn't I pass the torch to Tad? He's the go-to guy in your spooge from beyond the grave type matters.

― Tep (ktepi), Friday, 14 November 2003 22:06 (twenty years ago) link

Are there business cards for that?

― oops (Oops), Friday, 14 November 2003 22:09 (twenty years ago) link

(apparently zombie cum is red)

― scissors (Honda), Friday, 14 November 2003 22:10 (twenty years ago) link

The porn parody, maybe. "Reblow of the Fucking Dead."

Dong of the Dead!

― nate detritus (natedetritus), Friday, 14 November 2003 23:32 (twenty years ago) link

This is not as far-fetched as you might think.
Wasn't there some Italian knockoff of the "Emanuelle" series that involved sex with zombies?
It would not amaze me one iota if there was some disreputable Hentai out dwelling on zombie smut as well.

― Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Saturday, 15 November 2003 04:17 (twenty years ago) link

Oh shit. I didn't hallucinate it! I was hoping it was a myth, but its not.

― Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Saturday, 15 November 2003 04:19 (twenty years ago) link

"Worst cannibal film I've seen"!!!

― nate detritus (natedetritus), Saturday, 15 November 2003 07:27 (twenty years ago) link

"Well, I just couldn't enjoy this as a cannibal movie [...] although there is an awesome, if briefly viewed, severed head on a stick."

― nate detritus (natedetritus), Saturday, 15 November 2003 07:28 (twenty years ago) link

Well, at least the guy who wrote the review is an expert on cannibal movies. You can't ask for a more well-informed reviewer for a soft-porn movie than a guy who is an expert on cannibal movies.
(Though in that context, "eating a girl out" has a completely different connotation...)

― Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Saturday, 15 November 2003 16:24 (twenty years ago) link

NO NO WRONG EGHAGH

(it took me THAT long to post an "ugh wrong" message on this thread?)

― nate detritus (natedetritus), Saturday, 15 November 2003 16:35 (twenty years ago) link

This thread title just *has* to be a coded message for spies.

― Markelby (Mark C), Saturday, 15 November 2003 17:08 (twenty years ago) link

That's ridiculous!

Psst. Felch the Swamp Thing. Repeat: Felch the Swamp Thing.

Completely ridiculous.

― Tep (ktepi), Saturday, 15 November 2003 17:34 (twenty years ago) link

This is probably the best place to announce that I have finally been enlightened what the slang def for "Mung" is.

and no, it ain't what Wayne's World said it was.

― Jay Dee Sah Mon (Kingfish), Saturday, 15 November 2003 17:55 (twenty years ago) link

HURK HURK HURK BLUAGHAGHAGHGH

― nate detritus (natedetritus), Saturday, 15 November 2003 17:57 (twenty years ago) link

My theory that something has to be common for there to be a slang term attached to it... I'm begging for someone to disprove it now.

― nate detritus (natedetritus), Saturday, 15 November 2003 17:58 (twenty years ago) link

It just has to be commonly talked-about, though, not commonly enacted. So I think we can blame junior high boys for this one, keep your theory intact, AND still sleep at night.

― Tep (ktepi), Saturday, 15 November 2003 18:04 (twenty years ago) link

This EC Comic on the SomethingAwful forums was linked to that def. Oh, what a horrid world we live in.

― Jay Dee Sah Mon (Kingfish), Saturday, 15 November 2003 18:07 (twenty years ago) link

But Tep, it will never return my breakfast to its rightful place in my stomach.

― nate detritus (natedetritus), Saturday, 15 November 2003 19:45 (twenty years ago) link

That's a whole nother kink, and I reallyreally wish I hadn't remembered it.

― Tep (ktepi), Saturday, 15 November 2003 19:58 (twenty years ago) link

"kink"? Oh no

― nate detritus (natedetritus), Saturday, 15 November 2003 20:56 (twenty years ago) link

kingfish, I fear I can never speak to you again. that is the most fucking revolting thing I have ever heard of, and i think i'm going to go throw up, then scoop my brain out. for fuck's sake dude, some things ARE NOT MEANT TO BE SHARED.

― luna (luna.c), Saturday, 15 November 2003 22:25 (twenty years ago) link

I've been told not to click on those links, so I don't know how truly sickening they are but if you're gonna link to shit like that have the courtesy of warning folks of their nature.

― oops (Oops), Saturday, 15 November 2003 22:31 (twenty years ago) link

Tep...Tep...Tep...whatever are we going to do with you?

Mr. OBL sez that someone should give "Captain America" and "The Falcon" a big old "Cleveland Steamer." Hint Hint.

Are you trying to overthrow this great country of ours or something?

Mr. OBL also sez beware of "Vision"; he's a snitch and deserves a "donkey punch."

― Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Sunday, 16 November 2003 03:30 (twenty years ago) link

alright, alright, sorry for the link then, folks. I didn't think that a thread about guzzling zombie cum would attract so many of the faint-hearted.

hopefully, this pic of my robot will make things better:

http://www.osric.com/~jeremy/robot2.jpg

― Jay Dee Sah Mon (Kingfish), Sunday, 16 November 2003 04:08 (twenty years ago) link

Almost.

― nate detritus (natedetritus), Sunday, 16 November 2003 06:32 (twenty years ago) link

Well, see, I was vaguely involved in the birth of pineapple zombie blowjobs (Tep is the father, clearly, I'm more of.. a babysitter) and so it's one of those in-jokes that I'm in on and makes me laugh to think about.

With that little piece of 'information' (and I do use the term loosely) however, I think you killed a small piece of my soul.

― luna (luna.c), Sunday, 16 November 2003 21:41 (twenty years ago) link

I think the zombie blowjob was born shortly after you tried to give Ally my hose.

― Disturbingly in-jokey Tep (ktepi), Sunday, 16 November 2003 21:52 (twenty years ago) link

You see? NO ONE is innocent!

― Jay Dee Sah Mon (Kingfish), Sunday, 16 November 2003 22:01 (twenty years ago) link

I tried to give her ahose, not your hose... You were the one who mentioned your hose. And you were being awfully stingy with that hose, if I recall...

― luna (luna.c), Sunday, 16 November 2003 22:49 (twenty years ago) link

three weeks pass...

mung-news
An item concerning news a year old.

Mung, past tense of the old English verb "to ming," from which our modern mingle, seems to have been brought to this country, with many kindred forms, by the earliest settlers, and has been preserved here in its purity and power. Statements which seem contradictory are, in manner, called mung. The original meaning of mingling is retained in the Scottish noun mung, which means a porridge of two kinds of meal.

Forgotten English Page-a-Day Calendar, Friday November 28

― Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 16:40 (twenty years ago) link

Mung has "purity and power"?!

― Kingfish Beestick (Kingfish), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 16:51 (twenty years ago) link

And porridge!

― Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 16:53 (twenty years ago) link

This thread makes me feel warm and safe.

― Markelby (Mark C), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 17:01 (twenty years ago) link

I forgot I was reviving the thread calling me out as Sex Counselor To The Undead, though. I just remembered "mung" having been mentioned here, and saw that I had fallen behind on my calendar ...

― Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 17:04 (twenty years ago) link

you should make yourself a little stand, like Lucy Van Pelt's.

"The Sex Counselor is 'WAY OUT'"

― Kingfish Beestick (Kingfish), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 17:08 (twenty years ago) link

Robert Evans would have to play me in the movie, then. I'd kinda been hoping for Mos Def.

― Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 17:12 (twenty years ago) link

You'd think I'd have known better than to click on this when I'd successfully forgotten the mung thing, but I guess since I HAD forgotten it, there were no warning sirens, no bells or whistles, no big red flags, no yellow 'WARNING POLICE LINE, DO NOT CROSS' tape', no little men waving 'PROCEED WITH CAUTION' signs, and now it's back in my head, in all its glory.

I thank you.

At least I will after I throw up.

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 17:25 (twenty years ago) link

ZOMBIE CUM IS A WARNING WHISTLE!

― Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 17:26 (twenty years ago) link

Not really, it conjures memories of the rather benign 'pineapple zombie blowjob'. Which I still think is funny.

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 17:28 (twenty years ago) link

Okay, but like, normally, independent of that ... like if some Girl Scout rapped on the door and asked you if you'd like to subscribe to Zombie Cum Quarterly, that would set off alarms.

― Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 17:31 (twenty years ago) link

True - I'd wonder how the little minx got past the landmines.

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 17:41 (twenty years ago) link

Pretty much unrelated, but do any of you find your salivary glands spurt when you sneeze?

― Markelby (Mark C), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 17:54 (twenty years ago) link

sneeze gland sploojing rawks

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 18:00 (twenty years ago) link

to borrow a line from one of Evan Dorkin's "Hectic Planet" comics, any movie where they yell "SOUND THE ALARMS" is worth watching.

even if they only sound the alarms for ninjas.

or rapping girl scouts.

― Kingfish Beestick (Kingfish), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 18:18 (twenty years ago) link

six months pass...

REVIVE

― %#, Wednesday, 30 June 2004 03:30 (nineteen years ago) link

Mung has purity and power. Mung is merciless.

― Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 12:32 (nineteen years ago) link

There's a sad shortage of zombie cock in my life right now.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 12:50 (nineteen years ago) link

You gotta do a little dance for it, man.

― Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 12:58 (nineteen years ago) link

WARNING: MUNG

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 13:11 (nineteen years ago) link

three years pass...

zombie theme

― chaki, Thursday, 11 October 2007 23:39 (sixteen years ago) link

i heard nickalicious likes to chew zombie cum and use the resulting paste as a sandwich spread between two intact pieces of zombie cum

― ^@^, Thursday, 11 October 2007 23:48 (sixteen years ago) link

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