Places To Put Your Penis

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Ok, is this the worst thread topic idea ever or what?

(it's not mine incidentally - I have been coerced and I've had two rum n' cokes)

Kim (Kim), Saturday, 8 November 2003 03:02 (10 years ago) Permalink

1. catcher's mitt
2. wine glass
3. cardboard paper towel tube
4. on the table
5. in your pants
6. in somebody else's pants

M Matos (M Matos), Saturday, 8 November 2003 03:03 (10 years ago) Permalink

7. Tube sock

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 8 November 2003 03:04 (10 years ago) Permalink

8. condom
9. next to a ruler
10. pickle jar

M Matos (M Matos), Saturday, 8 November 2003 03:05 (10 years ago) Permalink

up your own ass

A Girl Named Sam (thatgirl), Saturday, 8 November 2003 03:06 (10 years ago) Permalink

11. up Sam's ass

M Matos (M Matos), Saturday, 8 November 2003 03:07 (10 years ago) Permalink

In Matos's mouth

A Girl Named Sam (thatgirl), Saturday, 8 November 2003 03:08 (10 years ago) Permalink

but not in that order

luna (luna.c), Saturday, 8 November 2003 03:09 (10 years ago) Permalink

you know, unless you dig that kind of thing

luna (luna.c), Saturday, 8 November 2003 03:09 (10 years ago) Permalink

tits

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Saturday, 8 November 2003 03:14 (10 years ago) Permalink

14. In a bag with other penises.

Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Saturday, 8 November 2003 03:15 (10 years ago) Permalink

15. In the left pocket of an old fake fur coat you bought at a Salvation Army thrift store.

Bryan (Bryan), Saturday, 8 November 2003 03:16 (10 years ago) Permalink

hot dog bun
mantle
dashboard
confessional

mark p (Mark P), Saturday, 8 November 2003 03:17 (10 years ago) Permalink

i'm drunk

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Saturday, 8 November 2003 03:20 (10 years ago) Permalink

in a jar on a high shelf, out of direct sunlight

luna (luna.c), Saturday, 8 November 2003 03:20 (10 years ago) Permalink

in the air, and wave it like you just don't care

Annouschka (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 8 November 2003 03:32 (10 years ago) Permalink

in the basket under the sink

luna (luna.c), Saturday, 8 November 2003 03:35 (10 years ago) Permalink

16. Through a chain link fence
17. jar of peanut butter
18. Car exhaust pipe
19. pocket pussy
20. pencil sharpener
21. Slammed in a safe
22. bundle of roses
23. tied to a pickup truck bumper
24. Inside a happy clown puppet

sucka (sucka), Saturday, 8 November 2003 03:39 (10 years ago) Permalink

25. Trout
26. Bass
27. Salmon
28. Muskie
29. Cod
30. Halibut
31. Tuna

sucka (sucka), Saturday, 8 November 2003 03:54 (10 years ago) Permalink

[I love you too, Sam ;-)]

M Matos (M Matos), Saturday, 8 November 2003 04:03 (10 years ago) Permalink

GLORYHOLES TO THREAD

Vic (Vic), Saturday, 8 November 2003 04:18 (10 years ago) Permalink

in a wheelbarrow
nailed to a tree
on top of yer cd of kiss alive!
in a tea mug with half-and-half and sugar
in a wrigley's chewing gum pack
on a conveyer belt
on a key chain, next to a rabbit's foot
in the dashboard

Eisbär (llamasfur), Saturday, 8 November 2003 04:22 (10 years ago) Permalink

in a hobo sack (a bandana tied to the end of a stick)

NA (Nick A.), Saturday, 8 November 2003 04:35 (10 years ago) Permalink

This thread unnervingly reminds me of the old jingle for "Steak-Um's" snack meat:

You can Steak'um in the North
You Can Steak'um in the South
But the best place of all...
..is when you Steak'um in your Mouth!

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 8 November 2003 04:55 (10 years ago) Permalink

slather it with cheez-whiz and fried onions, then stick it on a hard roll

Eisbär (llamasfur), Saturday, 8 November 2003 04:58 (10 years ago) Permalink

in smoked salmon

Mike Hanle y (mike), Saturday, 8 November 2003 05:06 (10 years ago) Permalink

high upon a pedestal. so high that it could almost see eternity. you needed me. you needed me.

Aaron A., Saturday, 8 November 2003 05:13 (10 years ago) Permalink

in a box marked "ancient relic"

strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 8 November 2003 05:15 (10 years ago) Permalink

it's the new undisputed king of canadian comedy

Eisbär (llamasfur), Saturday, 8 November 2003 05:33 (10 years ago) Permalink

on the new york stock exchange

Eisbär (llamasfur), Saturday, 8 November 2003 05:33 (10 years ago) Permalink

... which would give new meaning to the terms "buy short," "p/e ratio," "place," "put," "par value," "preferred shares," and "day trading."

Eisbär (llamasfur), Saturday, 8 November 2003 05:35 (10 years ago) Permalink

32. the bosses' coffee
33. belt sander
34. The Queen of England
35. on a fine silver platter drizzled with Hollandaise and garnished with parsley sprig
36. altar boys

sucka (sucka), Saturday, 8 November 2003 05:39 (10 years ago) Permalink

37. in its place, the saucy little thing

Haikunym (Haikunym), Saturday, 8 November 2003 06:08 (10 years ago) Permalink

with the fondue kit

Eisbär (llamasfur), Saturday, 8 November 2003 06:09 (10 years ago) Permalink

38. Hazmat containment unit
39. Cleveland, Ohio
40. Grover Cleveland
41. Grover Cleveland Alexander
42. Grover
43. Super-Grover
44. Grover when he's being the Annoying Waiter
45. anyone who objects to all these mentions of Grover
46. copies of the Norton Anthology of Modern Fiction

Haikunym (Haikunym), Saturday, 8 November 2003 06:11 (10 years ago) Permalink

sorry mr. eisbar I am drunk and didn't count right. we're on 48 now:

me

Haikunym (Haikunym), Saturday, 8 November 2003 06:12 (10 years ago) Permalink

49. on turbodrive

Eisbär (llamasfur), Saturday, 8 November 2003 06:12 (10 years ago) Permalink

50. In a specimen jar.
51. In the refrigerator.
52. In a specimen jar in the refrigerator.
53. In a pair of silk charmeuse boxers.
54. On a blanket on a Lower East Side sidewalk.

j.lu (j.lu), Saturday, 8 November 2003 06:13 (10 years ago) Permalink

55. turntable (kitties only)

Haikunym (Haikunym), Saturday, 8 November 2003 06:14 (10 years ago) Permalink

56. kitties (turntable only)

Haikunym (Haikunym), Saturday, 8 November 2003 06:15 (10 years ago) Permalink

"IT BELONGS IN A MUSEUM!"

donut bitch (donut), Saturday, 8 November 2003 07:18 (10 years ago) Permalink

58. on the back burner

t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Saturday, 8 November 2003 08:45 (10 years ago) Permalink

Haikunym, you just reminded me of some weird Sesame Street porn story that someone e-mailed me years ago, thanks a lot!!!

jaymc (jaymc), Saturday, 8 November 2003 09:44 (10 years ago) Permalink

59; Jar of Nutella.

Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Saturday, 8 November 2003 10:50 (10 years ago) Permalink

KING MISSILE TO THREAD!

jel -- (jel), Saturday, 8 November 2003 10:53 (10 years ago) Permalink

im drunk nest thread eber

Pablo Cruise (chaki), Saturday, 8 November 2003 11:22 (10 years ago) Permalink

oh, and Kim, I'm shocked.

jel -- (jel), Saturday, 8 November 2003 11:25 (10 years ago) Permalink

60. In the drunk nest

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Saturday, 8 November 2003 11:52 (10 years ago) Permalink

into members of royalty?

Bob Shaw (Bob Shaw), Saturday, 8 November 2003 11:57 (10 years ago) Permalink

62. Oh, y'know, over there.

Matt (Matt), Saturday, 8 November 2003 11:58 (10 years ago) Permalink

156. A flea collar

Markelby (Mark C), Monday, 13 September 2004 09:03 (10 years ago) Permalink

157. in the take a penny, leave a penis tray

oops (Oops), Monday, 13 September 2004 09:05 (10 years ago) Permalink

158. in the overhead compartment with your other carry-ons

oops (Oops), Monday, 13 September 2004 09:05 (10 years ago) Permalink

ahh my legacy...
-- Kim (grimstitc...), September 11th, 2004 6:48 PM. (later)

159. between my legacies

ken c (ken c), Monday, 13 September 2004 10:45 (10 years ago) Permalink

160. where your mouth is

ken c (ken c), Monday, 13 September 2004 10:47 (10 years ago) Permalink

161. in the deep dark belly-button of the fat kid who made fun of you all those years growing up

nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 13 September 2004 12:39 (10 years ago) Permalink

162. in the air intake cone on very large speakers

nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 13 September 2004 12:41 (10 years ago) Permalink

163. up for auction

nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 13 September 2004 12:41 (10 years ago) Permalink

in sweden (neutral)

164. ITYM Switzerland.

j.lu (j.lu), Monday, 13 September 2004 12:42 (10 years ago) Permalink

165. Portsmouth.

B.A.R.M.S. (Barima), Monday, 13 September 2004 13:14 (10 years ago) Permalink

(Apparently)

B.A.R.M.S. (Barima), Monday, 13 September 2004 13:15 (10 years ago) Permalink

4 months pass...
REVIVE

Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 24 January 2005 01:23 (9 years ago) Permalink

166.

Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 24 January 2005 01:25 (9 years ago) Permalink

you want to put your penis in *there*??!!

Orbit (Orbit), Monday, 24 January 2005 01:30 (9 years ago) Permalink

Hahah are you watching what I'm watching? =) xpost

Trayce (trayce), Monday, 24 January 2005 01:30 (9 years ago) Permalink

you want to put your penis in *there*??!!

Only if it shuts him the fuck up.

Trayce: No, I didn't know he was on actually.

Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 24 January 2005 01:32 (9 years ago) Permalink

167. in a vadge horror story

gem (trisk), Monday, 24 January 2005 01:36 (9 years ago) Permalink

I would have bet money this was a Ned revival. My prognosticator is completely broken.

Curious George Rides a Republican (Rock Hardy), Monday, 24 January 2005 01:39 (9 years ago) Permalink

Even Homer nodded.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 24 January 2005 01:54 (9 years ago) Permalink

www.ebay.co.uk

elwisty, Monday, 24 January 2005 02:28 (9 years ago) Permalink

168. A cyclops' one good eye

Bumfluff, Monday, 24 January 2005 02:31 (9 years ago) Permalink

169. Johnny Carson

TEH JOHN DAHELEMEME (deangulberry), Monday, 24 January 2005 02:34 (9 years ago) Permalink

On the front of the NME

elwisty, Monday, 24 January 2005 02:40 (9 years ago) Permalink

171. On the drumstool

Bumfluff, Monday, 24 January 2005 02:42 (9 years ago) Permalink

172.On the drummer's stool

Bumfluff, Monday, 24 January 2005 02:43 (9 years ago) Permalink

173.

hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 24 January 2005 02:44 (9 years ago) Permalink

174. On the drummer's tool

Bumfluff, Monday, 24 January 2005 02:44 (9 years ago) Permalink

175. in the Social Security lockbox

milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Monday, 24 January 2005 02:45 (9 years ago) Permalink

176. In the drummer's stool.

Remy (x Jeremy), Monday, 24 January 2005 03:01 (9 years ago) Permalink

177. beneath a wire hanger

Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 24 January 2005 04:25 (9 years ago) Permalink

178. underneath your a shoes

mark p (Mark P), Monday, 24 January 2005 04:31 (9 years ago) Permalink

180. on the telly

Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 24 January 2005 04:31 (9 years ago) Permalink

181. in the dirty clothes basket

gem (trisk), Monday, 24 January 2005 04:40 (9 years ago) Permalink

182. Hills Hoist

Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 24 January 2005 04:41 (9 years ago) Permalink

attached to the wind-up handle?

gem (trisk), Monday, 24 January 2005 04:42 (9 years ago) Permalink

183. In the junk drawer

Nellie (nellskies), Monday, 24 January 2005 05:50 (9 years ago) Permalink

184.Into high society

Matt (Matt), Monday, 24 January 2005 16:04 (9 years ago) Permalink

185. Into the WRONG HANDS.

nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 24 January 2005 16:16 (9 years ago) Permalink

from savage love this week...

To engage in "femoral intercourse," you will need one person's dick and another person's thighs. Place dick between thighs, press thighs together, and hump away until thighs are a sticky mess. Some other names for femoral intercourse: college-style, dry humping, "English method," and my favorite, "The Weekly Standard."

peter smith (plsmith), Monday, 24 January 2005 16:40 (9 years ago) Permalink

186. Evening Standard

Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 25 January 2005 12:44 (9 years ago) Permalink

3 years pass...

187. On a necktie

stephen, Saturday, 14 June 2008 05:26 (6 years ago) Permalink

ILX Gays: ♪♫ Meennnn ♪♫

Eric H., Saturday, 14 June 2008 05:35 (6 years ago) Permalink

188. wallogina

Autumn Almanac, Saturday, 14 June 2008 08:39 (6 years ago) Permalink

(not that I am encouraging this)

Autumn Almanac, Saturday, 14 June 2008 08:39 (6 years ago) Permalink

3000 centuries into the future

Niles Caulder, Saturday, 14 June 2008 08:49 (6 years ago) Permalink

energy flash gordon, Monday, 16 June 2008 11:26 (6 years ago) Permalink

Oh yes, they have father's day now, don't they.

Autumn Almanac, Monday, 16 June 2008 11:35 (6 years ago) Permalink

190:

RabiesAngentleman, Monday, 16 June 2008 13:33 (6 years ago) Permalink

because someone already thought of OPP

RabiesAngentleman, Monday, 16 June 2008 13:33 (6 years ago) Permalink

19O
UM.
191. In a little red corvette

VeronaInTheClub, Monday, 16 June 2008 15:57 (6 years ago) Permalink


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