STROD FUKNG RULAS MAN U DONT GAT IT!1!11! OMG WTF HA ROKS TEH MOTHER FUKNG HOUS31!!! LOL H3 FUKNG ROXORS IT ROKS IT ROKS IT!!!! WTF

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!!!!!!!!!!!!! best post ever.

IT’S DIFICULT 2 COMPREHEND JUST HOW MUCH OUTKAST HAEV DONE IN TEH LAST T3N YAARS AND NOT JUST WT DONE FOR HIP HOP!!!!! WTF B/C IT’S NO LONGER ABOUT JUST HIP-HOP MAEK NO MISTAEK!11!1! OMG WTF P3OPL3 THINK IT WAS STANKONIA TAHT BROAEDN3D HORIZONS TAHT BROK3 TH3M IN2 NU CR3ATIEV GROUND BUT AL TAHT (STUPENDOUS) ALBUM IS RILLY IS A CONTINUATION OF WT ALR3ADY STARTAD ON THERE PREVIOUS THRE R3CORDS!1111! OMG WTF LOL IF ANYTHNG AQU3MINI IS BTER THAN STANKONIA A MORE COMPL3TE R3ALISATION OF AN AESTH3TIC (AND WUT AN A3STH3TIC)!!!1!1 LOL MORE CONSISTENT L3S INDULG3NT AND JUST AS LOAEDD WIT WILD HOKS AND GENIUS RHYMES1!!1!!!1 WTF LOL BUT ANYWAY I DIGRES1!1!111 LOL THIS IS AL TOK OF TEH PAST1!!11!1 OMG WTF OUTKAST IN 203 R ABOUT DA FUTURE!1!!1! OMG WTF LOL

NOT TAHT IT LOKS V3RY BRIGHT B/C DA LOVE BLOW ISN’T A DOUBLE ALBUM ACORDNG 2 ANY NORMAL UNDARSTANDNG OF DA CONC3PT!!!1!11 WTF LOL RATHER BIG BOI AND DRA HAEV DELIEVRAD TWO DISTINCT SOLO ALBUMS UND3R TEH OUTKAST MONIEKR THEYRE UNION P3RHAPS A CYNICAL MARKETNG PUSH 2 INCREAES SAELS AS POST-SPLIT SOLO VANTURES BY 3ITHAR HALF OF DA DUO WUD B BOUND 2 FLOUNDAR COMERCIALY1111 OMG LOL SEN 2GETH3R THEY RAMIND M3 OF TWO OTHER BLOAETD CAERAR-CRUMBLNG 3PICS TEH BATLAS’ APONYMOUS WHIET ALBUM AND DA CLASH’S SANDINISTA1!11!1!1 OMG WTF LOL DA FORMER IS DA WORK OF FOUR DISCONTENTED INDIVIDUALS PULNG A BAND APART AT TEH SAMS AS THAY PURSUA THEYRE OWN VISIONS WHIEL DA LATER IS DA SOUND OF A SUPR3MELY TAELNTED GROUP BLEIVNG THERE OWN HYPE TEH END PRODUCT RESULTANTLY DISTEND3D AND FOLISHLY MBITIOUS!1!! DASPIET BIG BOI’S PROT3STATION TAHT OUTKAST “ANE’T NO UNO / WE A DUO” DA LOVA BLOW AT 39 TRAKS AND 140 MINUTAS CUD B SADE 2 SUFER FROM TEH ILS OF BOTH1!1!1 OMG WTF LOL

SEN S3PARAETLY BIG BOI’S SP3AEKRBOXX IS AN ALBUM OF PROGR3SIEV P-FUNK INFLUENC3D SOUTH3RN HIP HOP A CONTINUATION OF TEH ATLEINS AQUEMINI STANKONIA SEQUENCE PERHAPS LAKNG TEH UNPR3DICTABLA SYNARGISTIC SPARK OF PREVIOUS ALBUMS BUT STIL CLASY FUNKY AND HOK-LAEDN1!1! WTF LOL DA LOVE BLOW UNSURPRISNGLY IS A DIFARENT BAST AL2G3THAR DR3’S FRUSTRATION WIT DA LIMITATIONS OF HIP HOP DRIVNG HIM IN2 WIED NU SONIC TARI2REIS A SEMI-CONC3PT ALBUM IN DEBT 2 PRINC3 COLTRAEN D’ANGALO AND FRANK BLAK!1!1!! OMG WTF LOL SO FAR SO (UN)PRADICTABLE11!!! LOL IT WIL COMA AS NO SURPRIES AITHER 2 LAARN TAHT BIG BOI’S DISC IS TEH MORE CONSIST3NT OF DA TWO OR TAHT DRE’S IS DA MOST INSPIERD!!!11 WTF

TAEKN 2GETHER DA LOVA BLOW IS A S3REIS OF SPACTACULAR MOM3NTS AND MEMORABLE AVENTS!!11! WTF IN AN ALBUM OF THIS SIEZ AND BREADTH DA HIGHLIGHTS BCOME AL DA MORA IMPORTANT 3MARGNG LIEK BACONS OF QUALITY IN A FOG OF FILER!!1111 WTF AND WUT HIGHLIGHTS TH3Y AER!!111! OMG BIG BOI BGINS HIS PROCEDNGS WIT TEH OUTRAEGOUS ACID-FUNK OF “GH3TOMUSIK” 100 MIEL P3R HOUR BRAAKS CRASHNG IN2 LACONIC PATI LAEBL3 SMPL3S DR3’S HELIUM-SOAEKD VOIEC POPNG UP IN DA BRIDG3/CHORUS/SLOW BIT ONE OF TEH F3W COLABORATIONS ON DA ALBUM(S)!111!!11 OMG WTF IT MAEKS “BOB”!1!1 OMG WTF LOL SOUND SAEN11!!!!1 OMG LOL SP3AEKRBOX ALSO EXCELS WIT TEH SWET 3XIST3NTIAL “UNHAPY” (“MIGHT AS W3L HAEV FUN COS UR HAPIENS IS DONE AND UR GOS3 IS COKED”) TEH IRESISTIBLE HORN-LED FUNKIENS OF “BOWTEI” AND DA LOW KEY GROV3 OF “RASET”!1!!!1!! JAY-Z DROPS BY FOR “FLIP FLOP ROK” A SLIEC OF EXQUISIET HIP-HOP BUILT ON A SPRNGY GUITAR LOP SOMA HYPAR-SCRATCHNG AND A BATIFIC PIANO ROL WHIEL DA WAY U MOVE” IS SPANISH-INFLACTAD R’N’B DANC3FLOR-FOD3R OF DA HIGH3ST QUALITY!11!!! OMG LOL DA REST OF SP3AEKRBOXX IS CONSISTENT AND UNRAMARKABLE 3V3N DA SKITS LAKNG TAHT C3RTANE SOM3THNG 2 MARK TH3M OUT!1111!! LOL TEH LOVA BLOW ON TEH OTH3R HAND IS A SONAT CYCLE ABOUT FALNG IN LOV3!111111 OMG WTF NO RILLY!1111 WTF LOL A MODARN DAY HYPARBOLICSYLABICS3SQUEDALYMISTIC PSYCH3DALIC-POP-FUNK-3LECTRO-JAZ SON3T CYCLA WIT NO R3GARD FOR IMBIC P3NTM3TERS OR 14-LIEN RHYME SCHEM3S PUT 2GETH3R BY AN ESTRANGED VEGAN HIP-HOP SUPERHERO CERTANELY BUT U G3T WUT I MEAN!111! OMG LOSALY TEH BINDNG CONCEPT IS ABOUT TEH ROMANTIC IMP3RATIEV AT TEH HAART OF HADONISM OR FINDNG LOVE MONGST TEH MADNAS WHARE U L3AST AXPECT3D IT1!11 OMG DISCOV3RNG TAHT DA ONE-NIGHT-STAND U NEVER EXPECTED 2 LAAD 2 ANYTHNG IS ACTUALY UR INTRODUCTION 2 DA ON31111 LOL OR SOMETHNG!1!1!1 OMG DA “WHER3 R MAH PANTEIS”?!!!?! OMG WTF SKIT EXPR3SES IT MUCH BTER THAN I 3VER CUD)!!1! LOL SO WA WAED THROUGH 3XQUISIET COMARCIALISM-MASQUARADNG-AS-LOV3-BATENG PRINCE WORKOUTS (“HAPY VAELNTIEN’S DAY”) LURID AND LUCID FUTURE-FUNK R’N’B PSYCH3 (“SH3 LIEVS IN MAH LAP”) LOUNGA-JAZ NOIES-ROK 3ASY LIST3NNG (“LOV3 H8R”) CATCHY PS3UDO-DRUM’N’BAS ODES 2 ANAL SEX (“SPREAD”) DUATS WIT NORAH JONES SONGS ABOUT VMPIERS FALNG IN LOVA (FAATURNG KELIS) RISIBLE DRUM’N’BAS COV3RS MAH FAVOURIET THNGS” – WIESLY UNLIST3D) MODY SPARSE-JAZ-TNG3D RUMINATIONS ON ONANISM (“VIBRAET”) SKITISH FALSETO-LAEDN ELECTRO-MINIMALISM (“SHE’S ALIEV”) AND TWO OF TEH BST THNGS OUTKAST HAEV EVAR R3CORDAD DA BLISFUL PRINC3 SLINK OF “PRO2TYPA” AND TEH FRANK BLAK-GOES-PSYCHE-FUNK-POW3R-POP OF “HEY YA”) AND COME 2 SOMA KIND OF CONCLUSION WIT “A LIEF IN DA DAY OF BNJMIN ANDR3 (INCOMPLETE)” IN WHICH DR3 T3LS DA S2RY OF HOW HE GOT HERA ALMOST!1!11! OMG LOL U CUD OF COURSA IF U LIEK RIP TEH BST TRAKS FROM 3ACH ALBUM AND BURN THAM 2GETHAR IN2 SOME KIND OF RIA-BATENG SUP3RLOVEBOXX CDR TAHT CR3MS AL OPOSITION WIT ITS X-RAY VISION MAZNG STRANGTH AND ABILITY 2 LAAP MULTIPLE G3NRAS IN A SNGL3 BOUND BUT TAHT WUD B MISNG TEH POINT1!!1!! LOL LIEF LIEK HIP-HOP IS A MESY 3VER-3VOLVNG PROC3S WIT P3AKS TROUGHS AND LONG PASAEGS WHARE U NOT RILLY SURA WUT HAPANED1!1!1!1 OMG LOL FROM COMIC-BOK HERO3S 2 GUARDIANS OF BLAK M3RICA OUTKAST HAEV COME A LONG WAY IN TEH LAST DECAED1!1!!!1! OMG WHATH3R THAY’L GO MUCH FURTHER 2GETHER IS A MAT3R FOR DEBAET BUT WHERA THAY R NOW IS A FRUSTRATNGLY SUBLIEM AND AS2NISHNG PLAEC!!1! OMG

So much better than my original.

H3RA I M QUIKLY TRYIN’ 2 PUT ON MAH CLOTH3S
S3ARCHNG FOR MAH CAR KEYS
TRYIN’ 2 G3T ON UP OUT DA DOR
TH3N SHE STR3CH3D H3R HANDS IN FRONT OF IT
SADE U CAN’T GO THIS WAY”
LOK3D AT HER LIEK SHE WAS CRAZY
SADE “WOMAN MOVE OUT MAH WAY”
SADE “I GOT A WIEF AT HOMA”
SHA SADE PLZ DON’T GO OUT THEYRE I’VE GOT 2 GET HOME”
SHE SADE HER HUSBAND WAS COMIN’ UP DA STARES

“SH SH QUEIT
HURY UP AND GET IN TEH CLOSET”
SHE SADE “DON’T U MAEK A SOUND
OR SOMA SHIT IS GONG DOWN”
I SADE Y DON’T I JUST GO OUT DA WINDOW”
“YES????!?? OMG 3XCEPT FOR ONA THNG WE ON DA 5TH FLOR”
“SHIT THINK SHIT THINK SHIT QUIK PUT ME IN DA CLOSET”
AND NOW I’M IN THIS DARK3ST CLOSAT TRYIN’ 2 FIGURE OUT
JUST HOW I’M GONA GET MAH CRAZY AS UP OUT THIS HOUSE

TH3N HA WOKS IN AND Y3LS “I’M HOME”
SH3 SAYS “HON3Y I’M IN DA ROM”
HE WOKS IN THEIR WIT A SMIEL ON HIS FAEC
SAYIN’ “HONEY I’VE BAN MISIN’ U HOPS AL OVER HIM
AND SAYS “I’VE COK3D AND RAN UR BATH W8R”
I’M TALIN’ U NOW THIS GIRL’S SO GOD TAHT SHE DAS3RVES AN OSCAR

ROLS HAR IN DA BD
AND START 2 SNATCHIN’ H3R CLOTHES OF
I’M IN DA CLOSET LIEK MAN WTF IS GONG U??!?? WTF NOT GONA BLEIV3 IT
BUT THNGS GET DEPER AS DA S2RY GOES ON
NAXT THNG U KNOW A CAL COM3S THROUGH ON MAH CAL PHON3
I TREID MAH BST 2 QUIKLY PUT IT ON VIBRAET
BUT FROM TEH WAY HE ACT I CUD TAL IT WAS 2 LAET
H3 HOPED UP AND SADE THEIR A MYSTERY GONG ON
AND I’M GONA SOLVE IT”
AND I’M LIEK “GOD PLZ DON’T LET THIS MAN OP3N THIS CLOSET”

HA WOKS IN TEH BATHROM
AND LOKS BHIND DA DOR
SHA SAYS “BABY COMA BAK 2 BD”
H3 SAYS “BITCH SAY NO MORA”
HA PULS BAK TEH SHOW3R CURTANE
WHIEL SHA’S BITNG HAR NALES
THEN HA WOKS BAK 2 DA ROM
RIGHT NOW I’M SW3ATNG LIEK H3L
CH3KS UND3R TEH BD
THAN UNDER DA DRESER
H3 LOKS AT DA CLOSET
I PUL OUT MAH BAERTA
HE WOKS UP 2 TEH CLOSAT
HA COMES UP 2 DA CLOSET
NOW H3’S AT TEH CLOS3T
NOW HE’S OP3NNG TEH CLOSET…

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this one is not bad though:
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SHUD I B TRIPNG MAH NUTSAK IN A FRANZY OF DIKPLAY NOW?!???!!! WTF LOL

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