I made a thread Bait My Clickhole
― 龜, Wednesday, 18 June 2014 20:05 (nine years ago) link
OK lolhttp://www.clickhole.com/quiz/aerosmith-angry-you-328
― the Bronski Review (Trayce), Friday, 20 June 2014 11:26 (nine years ago) link
Trayce you're not baiting my clickhole
― 龜, Friday, 20 June 2014 11:31 (nine years ago) link
and now for an awesome non-clickhole slideshow:
http://www.theonion.com/articles/names-for-william-h-macy-around-the-world,36336/
― Darin, Monday, 23 June 2014 21:17 (nine years ago) link
A Croatian friend explained to me that Kevin Costner is Croatian for "your mother's chiropractor."
― Hier Komme Die Warum Jetzt (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 24 June 2014 01:01 (nine years ago) link
That may be the single greater fact I know.
― Hier Komme Die Warum Jetzt (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 24 June 2014 01:02 (nine years ago) link
Breaking: LeBron James Leaning Toward Joining Al-Qaeda
― Queef Latina (Phil D.), Wednesday, 9 July 2014 00:46 (nine years ago) link
Thought for sure that would have something to do with Binyam Mohammedhttp://o.aolcdn.com/photo-hub/news_gallery/6/4/649107/1265844393775.JPEG
― tsrobodo, Wednesday, 9 July 2014 03:24 (nine years ago) link
whoa
― 'arry Goldman (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 9 July 2014 03:26 (nine years ago) link
http://www.theonion.com/video/the-onion-reviews-dawn-of-the-planet-of-the-apes,36436/
― 'arry Goldman (Hurting 2), Friday, 11 July 2014 15:23 (nine years ago) link
ha ha awesome
― Darin, Friday, 11 July 2014 18:44 (nine years ago) link
http://www.theonion.com/articles/study-finds-humans-only-animals-capable-of-recogni,36444/
― da croupier, Friday, 11 July 2014 21:56 (nine years ago) link
http://o.onionstatic.com/images/26/26592/original/700.jpg?8037
― mattresslessness, Tuesday, 15 July 2014 16:44 (nine years ago) link
*gasp*
― goole, Tuesday, 15 July 2014 16:45 (nine years ago) link
lol @ clarence thomas
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 15 July 2014 16:59 (nine years ago) link
genius
― a biscuit/donut hybrid called “bisnuts” (stevie), Tuesday, 15 July 2014 19:13 (nine years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PwSzuIW_Klc
― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Wednesday, 16 July 2014 17:33 (nine years ago) link
Oh my god, that's great.
― oblique blasphemies (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Thursday, 17 July 2014 03:20 (nine years ago) link
haha that is great
― balls, Thursday, 17 July 2014 03:31 (nine years ago) link
yeah love that
― gbx, Thursday, 17 July 2014 13:35 (nine years ago) link
Lol'd at Lance Armstrong with the N64, also respect for importing the JDM version of Mario Kart 64 instead of waiting for the American release, cause otherwise they would have had to say 1997 ;)
― 龜, Thursday, 17 July 2014 13:42 (nine years ago) link
http://www.theonion.com/video/comiccon-exclusive-michael-bay-gives-fans-sneak-pe,36528/
― goole, Thursday, 24 July 2014 17:52 (nine years ago) link
wish their vid player wouldn't crap out on me every time
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Friday, 25 July 2014 00:38 (nine years ago) link
that's real funny tho
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Friday, 25 July 2014 00:40 (nine years ago) link
The crawl/ticker on that is pretty funny: "Hollywood community shocked, saddened that Charlie Sheen was found alive in his home."
― Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Friday, 25 July 2014 02:23 (nine years ago) link
That was in one of those not-quite-The-Onions right after Phillip Seymour Hoffman died.
http://waterfordwhispersnews.com/2014/02/02/charlie-sheen-found-alive-in-his-new-york-apartment-aged-48/
― pplains, Friday, 25 July 2014 03:00 (nine years ago) link
BuzzFeed Writer Resigns In Disgrace After Plagiarizing ‘10 Llamas Who Wish They Were Models’NEWS • Our Annual Year 2013 • News Media • Internet • News • ISSUE 49•22 • May 29, 2013
BuzzFeed Politics Writer Is Fired Over PlagiarismBy RAVI SOMAIYA JULY 26, 2014
― 龜, Sunday, 27 July 2014 00:33 (nine years ago) link
so... you're saying the *next* TMNT movie will actually have CGI peni?
― poop will eat itself (S-), Tuesday, 5 August 2014 03:40 (nine years ago) link
http://www.theonion.com/articles/new-law-requires-welfare-recipients-to-submit-swea,36626/
― Vinnie, Wednesday, 6 August 2014 17:06 (nine years ago) link
http://www.theonion.com/articles/dates-flaws-coming-at-woman-faster-than-she-can-ra,36629/
― 龜, Wednesday, 6 August 2014 22:41 (nine years ago) link
last paragraph ftw
― mookieproof, Thursday, 7 August 2014 00:42 (nine years ago) link
so good.
― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Thursday, 7 August 2014 00:47 (nine years ago) link
That Ninja Turtles bit was hilarious.
― schwantz, Thursday, 7 August 2014 19:58 (nine years ago) link
I miss when their videos were of this caliber:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8fnoZXrmdU
― global tetrahedron, Sunday, 10 August 2014 16:08 (nine years ago) link
http://www.theonion.com/articles/homosexuality-only-thing-parents-can-accept-about,36622/
― Johnny Fever, Sunday, 10 August 2014 16:17 (nine years ago) link
xp I've never been called anything worse than a big black fuck ox.
― Johnny Fever, Sunday, 10 August 2014 16:20 (nine years ago) link
that line kills me every time. i love it when they pull off something genuinely hilarious but couple it with genuine insight and commentary. doesn't always happen, but when they're on, man are they on!
― global tetrahedron, Sunday, 10 August 2014 17:03 (nine years ago) link
I take it this is how the onion announces they're getting into the sponsored content game or has it been going on for a while?
The Onion @TheOnion 11mIf you believed some websites still had the integrity not to shill for sponsors, you’re as dumb as we thought http://onion.com/1uiMUi2 #SPON
― anonanon, Monday, 11 August 2014 16:36 (nine years ago) link
remember: if you're glib and knowing about it, it doesn't count
― go ahead. make vid where u rap about this new TMNT movie. (forksclovetofu), Monday, 11 August 2014 16:37 (nine years ago) link
/trenchant
there's been sponsored crap on the onion dot com for a while, usually like product-integrationy news in brief bits.
― Forks I'd Clove to Fu (silby), Monday, 11 August 2014 17:21 (nine years ago) link
yeah sounds like they started last summer
http://www.cjr.org/behind_the_news/clickhole.php?page=all
I like that clickhole's sponsored content section is called CashHole
― anonanon, Monday, 11 August 2014 17:28 (nine years ago) link
I like how their free article limit blocked the sponsored content for me.
― alanbatman (abanana), Monday, 11 August 2014 19:52 (nine years ago) link
pure silliness, good chaser for today
http://www.theonion.com/articles/busch-gardens-unveils-new-9600milelong-endurance-c,36691/
― heck (silby), Friday, 15 August 2014 05:06 (nine years ago) link
http://www.theonion.com/video/onion-talks-hypothetically-it-would-be-okay-to-hav,36687/
― ╲╱\/╲/\╱╲╱\/\ (gr8080), Friday, 15 August 2014 14:54 (nine years ago) link
"No matter how deep you go..."
― i was a downy lad, and twee (stevie), Friday, 15 August 2014 15:07 (nine years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BvGXN7nIUAA1OJW.jpg
― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 15 August 2014 18:27 (nine years ago) link
[Not Satire] http://www.fastcodesign.com/3033865/the-look-of-funny-how-the-onions-art-department-work
― sktsh, Friday, 22 August 2014 19:30 (nine years ago) link
http://www.clickhole.com/video/amazing-boy-saw-heaven-during-his-near-death-exper-830
― 'arry Goldman (Hurting 2), Friday, 22 August 2014 19:46 (nine years ago) link
http://www.theonion.com/articles/were-going-to-enjoy-this-cocainefueled-mason-jar-r,36779/
― ╲╱\/╲/\╱╲╱\/\ (gr8080), Tuesday, 26 August 2014 17:11 (nine years ago) link