Yeah, that was pretty OTM, been on that tour mannnny times.
― Doctor Casino, Saturday, 12 April 2014 23:06 (ten years ago) link
So otm
― Belgian Flanders Albums Chart (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 13 April 2014 03:06 (ten years ago) link
FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States
― silverfish, Tuesday, 15 April 2014 19:04 (ten years ago) link
This one is too good, almost not funny
http://www.theonion.com/video/george-w-bush-debuts-new-paintings-of-dogs-friends,35799/?utm_source=Facebook&utm_medium=SocialMarketing&utm_campaign=LinkPreview:1:Default
― Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 16 April 2014 18:40 (ten years ago) link
oh my god
― goole, Wednesday, 16 April 2014 19:20 (ten years ago) link
dead. fucking. on.
― sitting on a claud all day gotta make your butt numb (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 16 April 2014 19:29 (ten years ago) link
onion at its best
― lauded at conferences of deluded psychopaths (Sparkle Motion), Wednesday, 16 April 2014 19:40 (ten years ago) link
http://www.theonion.com/articles/its-been-a-while-since-someone-wrote-a-hit-song-ab,35784/
― smhphony orchestra (crüt), Wednesday, 16 April 2014 20:20 (ten years ago) link
best piece of music writing ever
George W. Bush Debuts New Paintings Of Dogs, Friends, Ghost Of Iraqi Child That Follows Him Everywhere
http://www.theonion.com/video/george-w-bush-debuts-new-paintings-of-dogs-friends,35799/
― Angkor Waht (Neil S), Thursday, 17 April 2014 10:27 (ten years ago) link
Posted just above! It's a great one, though.
― Evan, Thursday, 17 April 2014 13:46 (ten years ago) link
hah yeah, it's pretty amazing
― Angkor Waht (Neil S), Thursday, 17 April 2014 14:05 (ten years ago) link
http://www.theonion.com/articles/how-to-solve-a-rubiks-cube,35827/?utm_source=Twitter&utm_medium=SocialMarketing&utm_campaign=Default:3:Default&recirc=mens-fashion#22
― k3vin k., Monday, 21 April 2014 16:57 (ten years ago) link
Here is is starting from the beginning and not from the last panel: http://www.theonion.com/articles/how-to-solve-a-rubiks-cube,35827/
― pplains, Monday, 21 April 2014 17:02 (ten years ago) link
whoops sorry
― k3vin k., Monday, 21 April 2014 17:11 (ten years ago) link
http://www.theonion.com/articles/activists-release-horrifying-video-showing-how-mea,35861/
― Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 19:45 (ten years ago) link
perfect
― k3vin k., Wednesday, 23 April 2014 19:50 (ten years ago) link
Autopsy Determines Total Loser’s Corpse Contained No Traces Of Drugs, Alcohol
― bi-polar uncle (its OK-he's dead) (Phil D.), Wednesday, 23 April 2014 20:01 (ten years ago) link
too real
http://www.theonion.com/articles/man-hoping-people-notice-how-many-folding-chairs-h,35929/
― chinavision!, Friday, 2 May 2014 13:35 (ten years ago) link
i loled @ all the people tagging their friend Ashley in the fb comments
― smhphony orchestra (crüt), Tuesday, 6 May 2014 00:07 (ten years ago) link
http://www.theonion.com/video/hurricane-ashley-expected-to-strike-several-bars-t,35951
― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Tuesday, 6 May 2014 17:09 (ten years ago) link
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― estela, Wednesday, 7 May 2014 08:26 (ten years ago) link
Open link in incognito window
― smooth hymnal (m bison), Wednesday, 7 May 2014 10:31 (ten years ago) link
yeah i get that all the time now. their website has just gotten uglier and more money-getty and SEO-ish over the years
― socki (s1ocki), Wednesday, 7 May 2014 12:50 (ten years ago) link
yes, it is very reminiscent of Estelle "Money" Getty
― some dude, Wednesday, 7 May 2014 13:04 (ten years ago) link
irl lol
― Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Wednesday, 7 May 2014 13:10 (ten years ago) link
i dont getty it
― socki (s1ocki), Wednesday, 7 May 2014 13:13 (ten years ago) link
Bea Arthur she does what she pleases.
― pplains, Wednesday, 7 May 2014 13:18 (ten years ago) link
Study: Most Serial Killers Did Not Receive Toy Every Time They Went To Store As Kids
― silverfish, Thursday, 8 May 2014 19:20 (ten years ago) link
http://www.theonion.com/articles/un-report-on-magical-realism-warns-of-increased-in,35985/
― the pinefox, Saturday, 10 May 2014 09:36 (ten years ago) link
^^^ good one
― Doctor Casino, Saturday, 10 May 2014 12:28 (ten years ago) link
http://www.theonion.com/articles/13-most-common-questions-employers-will-ask-at-a-j,35996/
― Diddley Hollyberry (Phil D.), Monday, 12 May 2014 18:58 (ten years ago) link
http://www.theonion.com/articles/stonehearted-ice-witch-forgoes-exclamation-point,36005/
― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Monday, 12 May 2014 19:02 (ten years ago) link
http://www.theonion.com/articles/furious-maitre-d-can-only-assume-hostess-didnt-rea,35992/heh, this is my life
― sitting on a claud all day gotta make your butt numb (forksclovetofu), Monday, 12 May 2014 19:10 (ten years ago) link
lol Gerardo
― Οὖτις, Monday, 12 May 2014 19:14 (ten years ago) link
he's very nice
― sitting on a claud all day gotta make your butt numb (forksclovetofu), Monday, 12 May 2014 19:16 (ten years ago) link
very particular about his souffle though
― Diddley Hollyberry (Phil D.), Monday, 12 May 2014 19:22 (ten years ago) link
http://www.theonion.com/articles/10-things-your-parents-were-right-about,36017/#1
― Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Monday, 19 May 2014 21:13 (nine years ago) link
http://www.theonion.com/video/christ-article-a-video,36101/
BOOM
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 22 May 2014 18:32 (nine years ago) link
and i sat through a fucking ad for that goddamn mcfarlane western for that too
― Look at this joke I've recognised, do you recognise it as well? (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 22 May 2014 18:52 (nine years ago) link
actually had to take a deep breath when i saw this one
http://www.theonion.com/articles/date-rapist-tossing-his-mortarboard-into-air-3-row,36088/
― goole, Thursday, 22 May 2014 18:55 (nine years ago) link
Nails it:
http://www.theonion.com/articles/revealing-spring-attire-reminds-man-he-nothing-mor,36104/?utm_source=Facebook&utm_medium=SocialMarketing&utm_campaign=LinkPreview:1:Default
― Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Thursday, 22 May 2014 21:09 (nine years ago) link
Yep.
― overwhelmed with sweat (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Thursday, 22 May 2014 21:38 (nine years ago) link
Reminds me of http://www.theonion.com/articles/area-students-prepare-breasts-for-increased-spring,20014/
― pplains, Thursday, 22 May 2014 21:38 (nine years ago) link
Came after the not a damn video one:Ohio executions
― nickn, Friday, 23 May 2014 05:22 (nine years ago) link
So what do those letters mean? I'll tell you, but as a knowledge-hungry ENTJ, I'm a tiny bit annoyed that you didn't look up the answer yourself.
― conrad, Friday, 23 May 2014 08:54 (nine years ago) link
http://www.theonion.com/articles/congress-reluctant-to-cut-funding-for-tank-that-ju,36099/
― axe douche for men (silby), Saturday, 24 May 2014 03:10 (nine years ago) link
lots of bummer stories with no jokes lately
http://www.theonion.com/articles/elderly-dog-can-already-tell-owner-doesnt-think-sh,36135/http://www.theonion.com/articles/retired-factory-worker-had-no-idea-earnings-from-5,36069/http://www.theonion.com/articles/college-rape-victim-pretty-thrilled-she-gets-to-re,36129/
― macklin' rosie (crüt), Wednesday, 28 May 2014 17:08 (nine years ago) link
the 2nd and 3rd are vaguely aiming for some kind of social commentary. i get those even if i maybe they are week. the first one tho? it's just like a little sad short story. area man's heart broken by pointlessly tragic 100 word sidebar.
― Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 28 May 2014 19:36 (nine years ago) link
Contemplating spending $3K on hip surgery for my dog tomorrow, wish that piece had never been written.
― lauded at conferences of deluded psychopaths (Sparkle Motion), Wednesday, 28 May 2014 20:56 (nine years ago) link