GEIR GONE WILD!

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I am an asshat for the thread title, but this story should make up for it.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 18 August 2003 16:24 (twenty-two years ago)

The two images in my brain:

1) Geir fronting Skid Row. "We are the GEIR GONE WILD!"

2) "I'm the Norwegian NRA!"

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 18 August 2003 16:26 (twenty-two years ago)

12 gauge hongro

― Chris V. (Chris V), Monday, 18 August 2003 16:26 (twenty-two years ago)

"The party was cancelled".

Really?

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Monday, 18 August 2003 16:27 (twenty-two years ago)

The image I want to put into Ned's brain:

- Geir pulling down his halter top and shaking his man-breasts at Snoop Dogg's camcorder.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 18 August 2003 16:28 (twenty-two years ago)

(Is there another Norwegian poster I can pick on? Geir doesn't deserve it.)

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 18 August 2003 16:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh, that last sentence. They are wags at Reuters, innit.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 18 August 2003 16:29 (twenty-two years ago)

They all talk in funny voices and dress in drag at xmas parties.

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Monday, 18 August 2003 16:30 (twenty-two years ago)

i believe the man refused to classify it as a party because the empthasis was on just standing around nibbling on vol-au-vents rather than drinking, dancing and groping.

― stevem (blueski), Monday, 18 August 2003 16:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Parties were better in the 70s.

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Monday, 18 August 2003 16:33 (twenty-two years ago)

The world has lost its grip on car key swapping.

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Monday, 18 August 2003 16:33 (twenty-two years ago)

In the 70s, "party" meant "watch strangers tittie-fuck your SO".

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 18 August 2003 16:34 (twenty-two years ago)

You know what they say, it ain't a real party 'til someone gets shot or...

(x-post Dan Perry)

*speechless* *and giggling*

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 18 August 2003 16:34 (twenty-two years ago)

The party was canceled.

best ending ever, man.

right up there with "When I died they washed me out of the turret with a hose."

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Monday, 18 August 2003 17:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Kingfish representin' the Randall Jarrell wit' a quickness

― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Monday, 18 August 2003 17:22 (twenty-two years ago)

"SHOW US YOUR HONGRO!"

― Chris V. (Chris V), Monday, 18 August 2003 17:23 (twenty-two years ago)

(returning to topic of article)

Oh man. What does one say after such an incident? "Uh, oops?" "I really meant to do that -- I wanted to spend my 40th wracked with guilt!"? Hmmm?

― Just Deanna (Dee the Lurker), Monday, 18 August 2003 17:57 (twenty-two years ago)

four years pass...

http://blog.so-net.ne.jp/_images/blog/kidz_are_allnight/2811147.jpg

― and what, Thursday, 7 February 2008 20:38 (eighteen years ago)

I don't even remember what this story was.

― HI DERE, Thursday, 7 February 2008 20:40 (eighteen years ago)

one month passes...

Well, I kind of hope that people don't have too much rape porn in their collections :)

-- Geir Hongro, Thursday, 13 March 2008 13:12 (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link

― Dom Passantino, Thursday, 13 March 2008 13:15 (eighteen years ago)

It's the emoticon that makes it.

― Matt DC, Thursday, 13 March 2008 13:21 (eighteen years ago)

That and the inference there's an acceptable amount of rape porn to have in your collection.

― Matt DC, Thursday, 13 March 2008 13:22 (eighteen years ago)

I've always had my suspicions about him.

― Dingbod Kesterson, Thursday, 13 March 2008 13:23 (eighteen years ago)

I would never have guessed

― Tom D., Thursday, 13 March 2008 13:24 (eighteen years ago)

That and the inference there's an acceptable amount of rape porn to have in your collection.

-- Matt DC, Thursday, 13 March 2008 13:22 (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Poll?

― Dom Passantino, Thursday, 13 March 2008 13:26 (eighteen years ago)

He really isn't doing himself any favours, is he?

What's the rapist release you actually posess?

― Dingbod Kesterson, Thursday, 13 March 2008 13:26 (eighteen years ago)

Most talented wife beater?

― Matt DC, Thursday, 13 March 2008 13:37 (eighteen years ago)

http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/3032/rapebothq8.jpg

― Noodle Vague, Thursday, 13 March 2008 13:44 (eighteen years ago)

And anyway, the correct slang term for rape porn is "rav".

― Dom Passantino, Thursday, 13 March 2008 13:47 (eighteen years ago)

I bow to your superior knowledge

― Tom D., Thursday, 13 March 2008 13:49 (eighteen years ago)

Tried pitching an article once about how you'd go about arranging your own rape.

Surprisingly enough it didn't get commissioned. Weird that.

― Dom Passantino, Thursday, 13 March 2008 13:49 (eighteen years ago)

Dom "Preacherman" Passantino

― Tom D., Thursday, 13 March 2008 13:50 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.stone-music.com/images/preacherman.jpg

― Dom Passantino, Thursday, 13 March 2008 13:51 (eighteen years ago)

A bit of straight on straight gay action there.

― Neil S, Thursday, 13 March 2008 13:51 (eighteen years ago)

Is that a Nedshop?

― DJ Mencap, Thursday, 13 March 2008 14:57 (eighteen years ago)

LOL

― Tom D., Thursday, 13 March 2008 14:58 (eighteen years ago)

I'm sure it can be.

― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 13 March 2008 15:02 (eighteen years ago)

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