ILX BIKE STUNTS

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Tell us all about your awesome stunts you do with bikes and the awesome stunts you want to see other ILXorZ do on bikes. Tell us now.

― Millar (Millar), Friday, 15 August 2003 22:06 (twenty years ago) link

I want to see James Blount put on his summer dress whites and jump a motocross bike over some dirtpiles with no helmet. bbbbbbbbbbbbBRRRRMMMMM BRRRRMMMMMM putputputputput BRRRrrrRRrrrRRRRRR RRRMMMMM!!!!!

― Millar (Millar), Friday, 15 August 2003 22:08 (twenty years ago) link

I want to see Gareth on a unicycle with the OE800 hat and two 40s of same duct-taped to his hangs while Nino's Dream plays over the stadium PA

― Millar (Millar), Friday, 15 August 2003 22:09 (twenty years ago) link

I want to see Alex in NYC on a BMX come off a ramp and do that bit with the leg kick over the side

― Millar (Millar), Friday, 15 August 2003 22:10 (twenty years ago) link

I want to see Felicity on a Honda CBR busting hairpins in full race regalia

― Millar (Millar), Friday, 15 August 2003 22:10 (twenty years ago) link

And me personally I'll just ride the bike from Pee Wee's big adventure honking at people and craashing into things at low speed and falling off

― Millar (Millar), Friday, 15 August 2003 22:11 (twenty years ago) link

I came up with the basic concept for the Gareth one! Anyway, me, Tracer and Daddino's bike stunt would be to stand next to the bike and look cool.

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 15 August 2003 22:13 (twenty years ago) link

For the grand finale Dan Perry and Ned Raggett will race around the track on Big Wheels with handlebar streamers a fluttering

― Millar (Millar), Friday, 15 August 2003 22:15 (twenty years ago) link

Can I point out that the porn costume site I've been referencing everywhere actually has a motorcross costume? That's what I'm going to wear.

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 15 August 2003 22:16 (twenty years ago) link

I want to see Dastoor escape from the Game Grid!!!

― Millar (Millar), Friday, 15 August 2003 22:20 (twenty years ago) link

BWHOOOOOOooooooooooommmmm!!!

― Millar (Millar), Friday, 15 August 2003 22:20 (twenty years ago) link

I don't want to see Dastoor escape from anything.

Nicole can do a stunt in which Nicky D escapes and then she's coming straight at him with her bike and she leaps off at the last second, jumping onto the bike I'm not using cos I'm too busy smoking or something, and then her bike will fly right into Dastoor. OOOH or they could do a thing like in Return of the Jedi, the speed thing when Leia or whoever tricks the stormtrooper into running into a tree.

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 15 August 2003 22:27 (twenty years ago) link

haha yeah Nicole vs. Dastoor in the lightcycle competition!! Brilliant

― Millar (Millar), Friday, 15 August 2003 22:29 (twenty years ago) link

Hanle y as ewok?

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 15 August 2003 22:30 (twenty years ago) link

Millar, i dont think i told you about this...last night i got a little more drunk that i thought i was at the time. I came home and passed out locking the cat in my room...well it pissed in my bean bag chair creating a little puddle for me to plop my ass into after work. Fun times.

― Spinktor the Unmerciful (mawill5), Friday, 15 August 2003 22:34 (twenty years ago) link

WTF does that have to do with bike stunts? Don't hijack our thread!

― Millar (Millar), Friday, 15 August 2003 22:37 (twenty years ago) link

That's his bike stunt, wtf are you complaining about?

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 15 August 2003 22:38 (twenty years ago) link

I did an assplant into stale urine. Thats way more hardcore of a stunt than anything you could pull off. Idiot.

― Fecal Jesus (mawill), Friday, 15 August 2003 22:39 (twenty years ago) link

You shoulda put on some BBQ sauce when you did it, then you'd be fucking hardcore.

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 15 August 2003 22:40 (twenty years ago) link

I dont know why you care if someone jacks your thread...its not like you wont jump a shark eventually anyway. Its only a matter of time.

― Spinktor the Unmerciful (mawill5), Friday, 15 August 2003 22:42 (twenty years ago) link

I understand now, I guess I missed the part where you went up four stories on your moped and drove into your room and flipped into the bean bag while "Thunderstruck" was slamming on the hi-fi

― Millar (Millar), Friday, 15 August 2003 22:43 (twenty years ago) link

THE shark. Not A shark. THE shark. Subtle differences.

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 15 August 2003 22:45 (twenty years ago) link

It was the Thunderstruck gabber remix. And yes, there are spinners on my ride.

Ally, you have to understand that Millar is not particular when shark jumping. In fact he doesnt even look both ways before he jumps. His impulses cause random acts of shark jumps...and THE shark might not necessarily be around. It might just be THE shark's stand in...or possibly just a large fish. You dig?

― Spinktor the Unmerciful (mawill5), Friday, 15 August 2003 22:53 (twenty years ago) link

I'm too busy thinking about the Thunderstruck gabber remix to even parse the rest of that post, I'm sorry. I didn't even realize we got soundtracks for our bike stunts; me and Eli and Daddino will be posing on a bike to the tune of "New York Groove".

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 15 August 2003 22:57 (twenty years ago) link

I'm calling "Owner Of A Lonely Heart" while I collide into cardboard boxes and bail out into the pavement

― Millar (Millar), Friday, 15 August 2003 22:59 (twenty years ago) link

Haha Raggett + Perry = "Friday I'm In Love" by the Cure!!!

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 15 August 2003 23:00 (twenty years ago) link

Tony Hawthorne bursts into flames through a stucko wall aboard a minibike with oversized handlebars. (Fade in his music - "Some like it hot" by Robert Palmer)

― Spinktor the Unmerciful (mawill5), Friday, 15 August 2003 23:01 (twenty years ago) link

Hahahahaha "Some Like It Hot"!

This is like the best thread ever. Is anyone else reading this?

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 15 August 2003 23:02 (twenty years ago) link

GARETH WILL DO HIS STUNT BUT ONLY IN THE POPEMOBILE.

(end of update)

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 15 August 2003 23:04 (twenty years ago) link

I used to try to do something called the "RV Special" which involved a Recreational Vehicle.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 15 August 2003 23:06 (twenty years ago) link

Explicar por favor.

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 15 August 2003 23:07 (twenty years ago) link

+ What was the soundtrack?

― Millar (Millar), Friday, 15 August 2003 23:08 (twenty years ago) link

Duh it was "Maman a Tort" by Mylene Farmer.

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 15 August 2003 23:16 (twenty years ago) link

actually, though I enjoyed bikes and skateboards, I found all the skater/biker culture etc to be a little oppressive, so I suggested to several nearby ones that they go over to a parked RV across the street and skate/bike off the top of it - "because that's what I would do" - I told them the stunts were called the "RV Special" and the "RV Impossible".

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 15 August 2003 23:33 (twenty years ago) link

2 wheels bad, 4 wheels good

― gareth (gareth), Friday, 15 August 2003 23:36 (twenty years ago) link

Spencer, you need to come hang out with us, preferably next time Gareth is around so you can see Forty Hands in action.

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 15 August 2003 23:40 (twenty years ago) link

I've been practicing!

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 15 August 2003 23:41 (twenty years ago) link

We'll do this in the basement of my workplace. The bike shit too.

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 15 August 2003 23:46 (twenty years ago) link

I wanna see Nate Patrin ride around really fast in little tiny circles on a unicycle with John Darn13ll3 on his shoulders. Oh and Nate has to be wearing a clown nose and big red afro wig.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Saturday, 16 August 2003 15:57 (twenty years ago) link

My best bike stunt = not falling off, btw. Well, that and that whole ninja bike throwing thing.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Saturday, 16 August 2003 16:22 (twenty years ago) link

Haha Raggett + Perry = "Friday I'm In Love" by the Cure!!!

Quite right!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 16 August 2003 16:40 (twenty years ago) link

bbbbbbbbbbbbBRRRRMMMMM BRRRRMMMMMM putputputputput BRRRrrrRRrrrRRRRRR RRRMMMMM!!!!!

why was Excitebike the first thing that came to mind here?

http://www.smspower.org/meka/gallery/nes-excitebike.png

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Saturday, 16 August 2003 17:36 (twenty years ago) link

I want to see Alex in NYC on a BMX come off a ramp and do that bit with the leg kick over the side

Laugh not, as this --- at one point in the distant past -- was not an unheard of endeavor (though I'd invariably have fucked it up and done a messy face-plant). I used to have a Supergoose frame way back in the 80's (and a handy friend who worked at Larry & Jeff's bike shop on the Upper East Side). Since I was simply not co-ordinated enough to maintain any semblance of balance (nor exude any effortless cool) on a sk8board (though I still have a second hand Uncle Wiggly Fish Stick, for those of you easily impressed by such things), I concentrated my efforts on BMXing.....and bizarrely won (!!!) a crappy Huffy Pro-Thunder in a box of Cheerios (their attempt at BMX). True story. The latter was later stolen right out from under me -- for only the price of a bloody nose -- right neear Bethesda Fountain in lovely Central Park. I sold my other BMX gear years ago. I do have a Trek mountain bike now (which I may go use right now, come to think of it).

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 16 August 2003 19:27 (twenty years ago) link

i rode a bmx bike down a hill in vermont when i was 10 ... and damn near got myself killed when i crashed!

― Tad (llamasfur), Saturday, 16 August 2003 19:28 (twenty years ago) link

Yeah but Alex, can you jump a barbed wire fence while being chased by Nazis? I think not.

― Ally (mlescaut), Sunday, 17 August 2003 06:52 (twenty years ago) link

or fail and get tangled up in said fence?

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Sunday, 17 August 2003 06:54 (twenty years ago) link

That's really not the spirit of bike stunts, you know.

― Ally (mlescaut), Sunday, 17 August 2003 06:57 (twenty years ago) link

true, but you never know what's gunna happen when the nazis come after ya.

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Sunday, 17 August 2003 06:59 (twenty years ago) link

More threads like this when I go out of town, plz.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 18 August 2003 21:59 (twenty years ago) link

someone should really post a picture of that dude from laugh-in who always fell of his bike, or something

― Tad (llamasfur), Tuesday, 19 August 2003 00:06 (twenty years ago) link

I have a metal plate in my left arm, having broken it doing a forward somersault over my BMX handlebars.

It was a pretty neat trick at the time.

― bert (bert), Tuesday, 19 August 2003 08:50 (twenty years ago) link

I will ride a tricycle off the roof of a 20-story building, landing on a trampoline, and do a triple flip into the dismount. The soundtrack will be "Judy in Disguise (with Glasses)."

― NA (Nick A.), Tuesday, 19 August 2003 12:07 (twenty years ago) link

Mosque Blast!

― shamus (mawill5), Tuesday, 19 August 2003 20:37 (twenty years ago) link

Ummmmmmmm I can make it over all three lower-Manhattan bridges with little difficulty.

― ModJ, Tuesday, 19 August 2003 21:17 (twenty years ago) link

I keep reading this as the Icy Hot Stuntaz thread.

― Leee (Leee), Tuesday, 19 August 2003 21:38 (twenty years ago) link

ILXY HOT STUNTAZ/WE SOME ILXY MUTHA-FUCKAHS

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 19 August 2003 21:39 (twenty years ago) link

eleven years pass...

I know im fat by yezus I broke the seat off my bike yesterday! actually a bolt that holes the seat to the seat post - luclkily I quick switched to stand up mode

― Brian Eno's Mother (Latham Green), Friday, 21 November 2014 21:36 (nine years ago) link

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