English muffins -- what do the English call them?

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Just curious. It would sound a bit silly to go around England calling them "English muffins," but then surely you don't just call them "muffins?" Because then what would you call muffins?

Next episode: biscuits.

Nitsuh, Thursday, 20 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

This was partially covered a little way down here

Nick, Thursday, 20 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

That left me quite confused, actually.

So they were just called muffins in the U.K., except that they aren't around anymore, and therefore aren't called much of anything at all?

Which leaves the "what do you call muffins" question still open.

Nitsuh, Thursday, 20 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

they don't call them anything. they eat them. (har har)

nathalie, Thursday, 20 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Here in Ireland we call English muffins "muffins".

We also call American muffins "muffins".

Do you know what's really bizarre? The way the hash browns you get here are COMPLETELY DIFFERENT from the hash browns you get in America, despite being sold on a vague basis of American exoticism.

DV, Thursday, 20 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Look, it's a bit like the American billion* - your concept of a muffin (those cup cake things with blueberries or whatever) has taken over in the last few years. But the old style muffins (described on that page) are still available in some shops. Still called muffins, although heaven knows Tesco might have started labelling them 'English Muffins' by now.

*Original British billion = a million million but now everyone understands 'billion' to mean a thousand million.

Nick, Thursday, 20 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

DV, what are Irish hash browns like? I love hash browns. (wow, there's like a tornado whipping up outside.)

Samantha, Thursday, 20 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Ahh, you have the cubed-potato-chunk type of hash browns, right? Those are "home fries" in the U.S. Which is appropriate, because the "hash" part of "hash browns" has to refer to an actual act of grating/shredding the potato.

So, just to be clear on everything, there's never any confusion about muffin types? As in, someone says, "Would you like a muffin?" and you say "Sure," and then they bring you the opposite kind of muffin as you expected, and you say, "I'm sorry, I'll pass on that, I thought you meant the other kind of muffin." (Or would you just say, "What sort of muffin?" and they'd say "the flat bready kind" or "the bake-y cupcake-y kind?")

Nitsuh, Thursday, 20 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

No one brings me muffins.

Nick, Thursday, 20 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

In the UK (and New Zealand) hash browns are fried patties of grated potato and onion. What are American hash browns?

Nick, Thursday, 20 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

I'd go for Dutch hash browns.

nathalie, Thursday, 20 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Nick, I think we would call those hash browns too. Those just aren't the really good ones. When you buy frozen hash browns at the store or get McDonald's hash browns they're the patty-kind. But if you order them at a proper southern grits-n-biscuits diner then they're a lovely, loose mess of fried grated potatoes. (and onions and cheese if you choose.)

Samantha, Thursday, 20 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

American hash browns are small patties of hash mixed with onions and bacon grease which are browned on both sides until crispy. They are very popular in the South and part of the reason why Southerners have a reputation for being dopey. Most restaurants will substitute potatoes due to the inconvenient illegality of quality hash.

Dan Perry, Thursday, 20 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

So what's DV on about? Is there a peculiar 'hash brown' that exists only in Ireland?

Nick, Thursday, 20 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

The mighty Waffle House refers to loose mess style of HBs as "scattered", where they fry it up about halfway as a patty and then scatter its constituent hashings across the grill with what I imagine to be a kind of secret abandon. de rigeur so you don't end up with pale cold squishy parts in the middle. You can also get HBs at WH "smothered, covered, diced, topped, and chunked" which refers to onions, cheese, tomatoes, chili, and ham IIRC.

I too am curious about muffin vs. muffin. It may be one of those deficiences in the language, like Spanish not distinguishing between limes and lemons.

Tracer Hand, Thursday, 20 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

We were fine until you came along with your sodding cup cakes.

Nick, Thursday, 20 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Stick with the regular ones, Nick; at least you can have those sitting down.

Dan Perry, Thursday, 20 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

no talkin bad 'bout Hostess

Tracer Hand, Thursday, 20 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

wha'?

DV, explain yr rogue hash browns!

Nick, Thursday, 20 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

you know what's odd? That the US has 'American Cheese'. hmm

Samantha, Thursday, 20 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

MMMMMM 64 slices of american cheese.

rezna, Thursday, 20 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Denny's also offers the "double, covered, & smothered" option. I was too entranced by the "country gravy" to really notice what the stuffed betwixt the shavings of potato. I had those one time when I was having trouble going to sleep - drove to my local eatery, ordered a trucker breakfast @ 4 AM. It did not sit well. I'm not sure it even qualifies as "good" - it just IS.

David Raposa, Thursday, 20 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Nitsuh: we are English!! We would receive the Rubbish Muffin with every sign of quietly excited delight, and eat it neatly and swiftly, dabbing stray crumbs from our lip with a pressed linen napkin.

mark s, Thursday, 20 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Ahh yes, Mark, I forgot about that part. Perhaps you should start calling big American muffins "cup-muffins" or just "cuffins." That way you could at least say, "Pardon me, did you say 'muffin' or 'cuffin?'" before accepting.

Now that that's settled: biscuits. Do you have biscuits in the southern-U.S. sense, the lardy doughy kind that get smothered in "country" gravy? And if so, what do you call those?

Nitsuh, Thursday, 20 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Vomitoons

mark s, Thursday, 20 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Yes, Nitsuh, those are called "biscuits". You can get them at "soul food" restaurants, and they're extremely heavy.

Sean, Thursday, 20 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Do you have Lardy Cake in the US?

Madchen, Thursday, 20 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

yeah, they're called cupcakes remember?

Samantha, Thursday, 20 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Holy crap. So the English "muffin" means either the American "muffin" or the American "English muffin," and the English "biscuit" means either the American "biscuit" or a subset of the American "cookie?" That's completely unacceptable. And up until now I thought you people were so smart with your crisp / chip arrangement.

Nitsuh, Thursday, 20 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Irish Hash browns are full of whiskey. Duh.

Ronan, Thursday, 20 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Nonono, we don't have American biscuits over here. English biscuits are like cookies.

Richard Tunnicliffe, Thursday, 20 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

American muffins - oversized fairy cakes

american biscuits - savory scones good with grits and gravy

Ed, Thursday, 20 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

American muffins are fairy cakes? No, they are too heavy, large and bad for you to be fairy cakes.

Maria, Thursday, 20 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

For a while, this conversation was headed straight towards "What do the French call a croissant?" territory. I'm somewhat saddened that it hasn't, but the idea of a gigantic fairy cake is cheering me up somewhat.

Dan Perry, Thursday, 20 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

I somewhat agree with Ed's desription of a biscuit. But what the hell's a fairy cake?

Sean, Thursday, 20 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

I'm craving biscuits and gravy now. I have a killer soul food place a block from my house, but depite their awesome fried chicken, they only serve corn muffins. Corn muffins? If I lived down south, I'm sure I could get biscuits and gravy on almost any corner.

Sean, Thursday, 20 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

You can get biscuits and gravy at Popeye's, and it's actually pretty good.

Kris, Thursday, 20 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

I never got my soul food fix in NYC

Ed, Thursday, 20 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

But what do the English call stud muffins?

Nicole, Thursday, 20 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Allright, then, I think this thread has officially concluded the topic. :)

Nitsuh, Thursday, 20 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

no!!! last nite i ate what ppl say are the best cupcakes in manhattan, from Magnolia Bakery. creamy buttery frosting, extremely floury cake. beautiful. note that this post has been designed to annoy nicky D. And others, doubtless.

Tracer Hand, Friday, 21 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

a floury cake? hmm, that don't sound as if there was enough egg in the mix, you want to tell them that.

chris, Friday, 21 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

I'm not annoyed by your tales of floury cupcakes. Should I be?

Nicky D, Friday, 21 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Not only big-upping "[my] sodding cupcakes", I spelled "tonight" the way that you hate. What's a guy gotta DO to get noticed around here? (flips hair)

(btw chris if u want to tell magnolia how to bake their cupcakes go right ahead)

Tracer Hand, Friday, 21 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

I quite like 'nite'. I think you're confusing me with someone else.

Nick, Friday, 21 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

two years pass...
we have had english muffins, irish hash browns, american biscuits, just wanted to throw in a "scottish tattie scone" what is it? hehe i will let you all decide..then i will reveal the answer..also what about the "haggis" is it a wee scottish creature with two shorter on one side to allow it to run around the scottish hills??

lynn, Friday, 17 October 2003 10:28 (twenty years ago) link

oops forgot the legs .. meant to be shorter legs on one side...duh!! hello am i awake yet!!!

lynn, Friday, 17 October 2003 10:30 (twenty years ago) link

Spanish not distinguishing between limes and lemons.

I thought that in Spanish, limes = limas and lemons = limones... ?

*ponders where her English/Spanish dictionary is*

*leaves post be*

Many Coloured Halo (Dee the Lurker), Friday, 17 October 2003 11:20 (twenty years ago) link

What do the French call French toast? What to the Macedonians call what the Italians call Macedonia? What to do the English call what the French call Creme Anglaise?

I can't think of any more at the moment. I understand Nick D is au fait with 'roll and tattie scone'.

Madchen (Madchen), Friday, 17 October 2003 12:15 (twenty years ago) link

See also: Turkish delight, french fancies, Scotch eggs, etc.

Chorley cakes are still chorley cakes in chorley. Lancashire cheese is still lancashire cheese on the markets in Lancashire..etc., etc.

Vicky (Vicky), Friday, 17 October 2003 12:32 (twenty years ago) link

do you really want to know?

RJG, Sunday, 10 June 2007 00:01 (sixteen years ago) link

haha

jed_, Sunday, 10 June 2007 00:51 (sixteen years ago) link

Friday I heard a commercial in which the cockney sounding Geico gecko says something about an english muffin, which caused me to turn to the person next to me and ask "what do the english call "english muffins"? Thx, ILE!

Hunt3r, Sunday, 10 June 2007 03:43 (sixteen years ago) link

Cozen fought the law, and the law won.

Madchen, Sunday, 10 June 2007 10:03 (sixteen years ago) link

happy birthday cozen

blueski, Sunday, 10 June 2007 10:28 (sixteen years ago) link

it really was his birthday a few days ago.

jed_, Sunday, 10 June 2007 10:33 (sixteen years ago) link

seven months pass...

Ha! I don't remember this thread and certainly never saw the most recent revive. Anyway, yes, I fought the law and law won. Now I'm mostly miserable but rich.

[ban me]: Now that that's settled: biscuits. Do you have biscuits in the southern-U.S. sense, the lardy doughy kind that get smothered in "country" gravy? And if so, what do you call those?

Are these similar to faggots, or is that another thing?

czn, Friday, 25 January 2008 19:41 (sixteen years ago) link

Hello, Cozen! Do you still look like Bernard Sumner?

roxymuzak, Friday, 25 January 2008 19:42 (sixteen years ago) link

"[ban me]"? Ha! I was quoting n4bisco%%/N1tsuh.

x-post

What?! No. Photo Booth-ed a few seconds ago:

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2047/2218609209_777c0221a0_o.jpg

czn, Friday, 25 January 2008 19:47 (sixteen years ago) link

Anyway this isn't about me, it's about faggots.

czn, Friday, 25 January 2008 19:48 (sixteen years ago) link

Aren't faggots like meatballs?

The biscuits refered to above are like most similar in texture and weight etc. to scones, I guess. I have tried to explain the idea of gravy covered scone like things to my husband and it blows his mind but that's the best example I could come up with.

ENBB, Friday, 25 January 2008 19:52 (sixteen years ago) link

This is an American biscuit, with gravy being ladled on:

http://images.jupiterimages.com/common/detail/87/03/23030387.jpg

They are buttery and usually have a soft, doughy center. You can add sausage gravy as seen above and have them for breakfast; you can also eat them alongside entrees, possibly buttering them or spreading a little honey in the center.

nabisco, Friday, 25 January 2008 20:05 (sixteen years ago) link

Those look quite delicious.

czn, Friday, 25 January 2008 20:06 (sixteen years ago) link

Popeyes® Chicken and Biscuits

I miss

You

warmsherry, Friday, 25 January 2008 20:17 (sixteen years ago) link

they don't call them anything. they eat them. (har har)

isn't it sad that after SEVEN years I came up with the same crap joke (before clicking on the thread)?

stevienixed, Friday, 25 January 2008 20:23 (sixteen years ago) link

is this where we start the - "that's not gravy" discussion? it's more of bechamel kind of affair.

Porkpie, Friday, 25 January 2008 22:21 (sixteen years ago) link

I want to know, why does Trader Joe's call their English muffins British muffins?

jaymc, Friday, 25 January 2008 22:24 (sixteen years ago) link

Actually no, Porkpie -- I think technically the distinction would be that white/country gravy starts from the sausage's own fat/drippings (plus flour, cream) rather than butter, like bechamel.

nabisco, Friday, 25 January 2008 22:42 (sixteen years ago) link

Sometimes they don't even use any dairy! But the most common approach = brown some sausage, whisk flour into the fat/drippings, splash in milk/cream

nabisco, Friday, 25 January 2008 22:49 (sixteen years ago) link

It's the dairy that throws me, that just can't be gravy, it's effectively a roux based sauce. To me gravy is meat juices plus booze/stock, and you skim away the fat.

so there we are, back to what the english call english muffins.....

Porkpie, Friday, 25 January 2008 23:11 (sixteen years ago) link

I get a nice heart-attacky gravy using half lowfat milk, half water. The secret is browning your flour in the pig fat to a deep dark roux, skating right up to the edge of burning it. Generously salted and a HUGE amount of black pepper.

Rock Hardy, Friday, 25 January 2008 23:12 (sixteen years ago) link

Ha, Porkpie, this must be some UK thing, because so far as the US (and France!) go:

(a) you can use a roux to make a gravy!
(b) the fact that the dairy throws you is dealt with honestly and straightforwardly by noting, often, that it is a "cream gravy"

nabisco, Friday, 25 January 2008 23:19 (sixteen years ago) link

exactly, flour is the last thing I'll put into gravy, I don't want my meat flavour....masked or clouded, just put in some booze, burn off the alcohol and reduce to give a lovely gravy.

Porkpie, Friday, 25 January 2008 23:26 (sixteen years ago) link

But are you saying you don't believe anything involving flour is really a gravy?

The main result of this discussion so far is HOT DAMN do I want some chicken-fried steak

nabisco, Friday, 25 January 2008 23:29 (sixteen years ago) link

Lovely runny not-at-all-lumpy-and-therefore-distinctly-ungravylike gravy?

HI DERE, Friday, 25 January 2008 23:30 (sixteen years ago) link

I've never put flour in anything I'd call gravy, no. This may not be an English thing please note - it may just be a me thing.

Porkpie, Friday, 25 January 2008 23:33 (sixteen years ago) link

That's weird, there's flour or some kind of thickener in ALL gravies here, I think? I mean whether you use flour or Wondra or cornstarch or what have you, there's SOMEthing.

Laurel, Friday, 25 January 2008 23:36 (sixteen years ago) link

here's what Delia has to say:
. Basically there are two ways to make gravy – the first is by 'de-glazing', which involves spooning off most of the fat from the juices, then scraping the sides and base of the roasting tin to release all the lovely caramelised bits. Wine or stock (or both) is added, and the whole thing is allowed to bubble and reduce to produce a small amount of concentrated but thin gravy. Or, for a slightly thicker gravy for a larger number of people, again most of the fat is spooned off, but then flour is stirred into the juices before the liquid. Either way, the essential point (as with any cooking skill) is to preserve and enhance the flavour. It is best to use a stock that matches the meat, that is a beef stock to make gravy for beef, and so on. If you are pressed for time, ready-made stocks are available, but equally a vegetable stock made from potatoes or other vegetables is perfectly all right.

Porkpie, Friday, 25 January 2008 23:39 (sixteen years ago) link

obv, I'm all about the former

Porkpie, Friday, 25 January 2008 23:39 (sixteen years ago) link

fry the flour in the skimmed fat from the meat
add the meat juice + booze if you want
reduce

Jarlrmai, Friday, 25 January 2008 23:40 (sixteen years ago) link

jus ≠ gravy

Rock Hardy, Friday, 25 January 2008 23:41 (sixteen years ago) link

Oh true, when Americans are making gravy it's probably for like 18 people at Thanksgiving or something, maybe it's to stretch the pan drippings further.

Laurel, Friday, 25 January 2008 23:42 (sixteen years ago) link

haha xpost

Porkpie says thickened gravy is kinda more of "a bechamel affair"
I'd say the thin gravy is kinda more of a jus affair

It's all gravy, though!

nabisco, Friday, 25 January 2008 23:44 (sixteen years ago) link

Let's get it crunk, we gon' have fun
Up on in this gravyrie
We got ya open, gravy boatin'
So you gots to thicken me
Don't need au juseration, holleratin'
In this Thanksgiving
Let's get it bechmelatin', while you're waiting
I just love gravy

HI DERE, Friday, 25 January 2008 23:49 (sixteen years ago) link

Now that that's settled: biscuits. Do you have biscuits in the southern-U.S. sense, the lardy doughy kind that get smothered in "country" gravy? And if so, what do you call those?

AFAIK we don't even really have these in Canada (except maybe if you went to some Southern-themed restaurant). I didn't know about them until a few months ago.

Sundar, Friday, 25 January 2008 23:51 (sixteen years ago) link

(It's pretty interesting that as soon as you get to Buffalo, you start to find black-eyed peas and collard greens in the frozen food section and you can get these bastard-child 'biscuits' in pubs. I like it since black-eyed peas and okra and shit are important in South Indian food too.)

Sundar, Friday, 25 January 2008 23:54 (sixteen years ago) link

Ha, Dan, the J is for "Jus" -- a middle name inspired by her godfather, Oran Jones

Sundar, they're a southern thing even in the U.S., and not something you can just grab anywhere up north; they're also super-delicious and not that hard to make, and I wish them upon everyone I like

nabisco, Friday, 25 January 2008 23:56 (sixteen years ago) link

I mean, you can grab like Pillsbury pre-made biscuit dough anyplace in the U.S., to eat like rolls or spread with butter or honey or jam -- I mean the biscuits-and-gravy combo doesn't get served all that commonly as you move out of the south and great plains

nabisco, Friday, 25 January 2008 23:58 (sixteen years ago) link

Yeah, that's what I gathered. (The southern part. It was someone from NC who explained them to me. I'll give them more of a chance before I weigh in on the "delicious" part.)

Sundar, Friday, 25 January 2008 23:58 (sixteen years ago) link

I don't know, biscuits and gravy is a pretty common diner food up here, although it's more omnipresent and probably better in the south for sure.

Jordan, Saturday, 26 January 2008 00:08 (sixteen years ago) link

xpost - They're a bit of a comfort-bomb celebration of fat + flour, admittedly, but that's a lot of the charm: it's not just southern but kind of a midwest pioneer thing, like it's January in Nebraska and there's a little lard and flour in the pantry and pa has to walk four miles to work at the next farm.

They have them on McDonald's breakfast menus up through Missouri and over the Plains -- or at least they used to. It seems like they're a full-on staple in the south/plains, and kind of one item among many everywhere else.

nabisco, Saturday, 26 January 2008 00:11 (sixteen years ago) link

My mom pretty much always kept Thomas's English Muffins in the house and I probably had one at least a few times a week for years

Hurting 2, Saturday, 26 January 2008 00:14 (sixteen years ago) link

Now they taste really bland and starchy to me as do most white-flour products.

Hurting 2, Saturday, 26 January 2008 00:14 (sixteen years ago) link

ditto. not that they taste that bad to me now, but i look at them in the store and think "eh, why bother, i'll just buy some wheat bread that i can use for sandwiches too."

Jordan, Saturday, 26 January 2008 00:17 (sixteen years ago) link

Oh my GOD I fucking love biscuits, buttered or with gravy! I like Jack in the Box's breakfast biscuits the best of any burger joint food item.

English muffin + fried egg = easy, cheap, filling breakfast, and hardly any dishes to wash from it. (This is pretty much how I determine what I'll cook 80% of the time).

Abbott, Saturday, 26 January 2008 00:38 (sixteen years ago) link

someone post the image of giada's boobs

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Saturday, 26 January 2008 00:41 (sixteen years ago) link

I've always made gravy with pan drippings with flour mixed in, then with stock added. When it thickens up I add white wine (if chicken) or maybe worcestershire sauce amd red wine.

Never ever heard of putting cream or milk into a gravy before though (as opposed to white/bechamel/mustard type sauces).

Trayce, Saturday, 26 January 2008 01:53 (sixteen years ago) link

I think I prefer making gravy from bacon drippings over sausage drippings, because they're making sausage leaner these days and you have to augment the drippings with butter. And then you're just getting close to bechamel. No problem rendering enough fat out of bacon.

Rock Hardy, Saturday, 26 January 2008 02:36 (sixteen years ago) link

Porkpie otm about gravy, altough I gave made chicken gravy with milk in ( no flour though) which is surprisingly good. However, having gracy does not preclude the making of a white sauce or bread sauce with the meat fat, to which family the sausage gravy surely belongs. I like to make biscuits and gravy at home but I prefer to make a purer british style gravy to do so. It is hard to get as much flavour into a white sauce.

Ed, Saturday, 26 January 2008 11:53 (sixteen years ago) link

Maybe it'll help if you guys think of the flour as "tipping" the gravy

nabisco, Saturday, 26 January 2008 16:53 (sixteen years ago) link


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