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Hello, Is everything alright? Take care.

― Dew Br., Saturday, 12 July 2003 23:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Best Thread Ever.

― oops (Oops), Saturday, 12 July 2003 23:36 (twenty-two years ago)

I agree, the profanity juxtaposed with kind sentiment is simply breathtaking.

― teeny (teeny), Saturday, 12 July 2003 23:37 (twenty-two years ago)

i feel much better now

― wilson, des moines rapid response unit team leader (Mary), Saturday, 12 July 2003 23:38 (twenty-two years ago)

It's ever so difficult, I know. You'll be fine.

― lery, Sunday, 13 July 2003 00:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Jel is drunk.

― N. (nickdastoor), Sunday, 13 July 2003 00:10 (twenty-two years ago)

t'snot Jel. It's 25 different people.

― d P N, Sunday, 13 July 2003 00:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Damn it, I thought further instructions would be included

1) see thread title
2) get phone call two weeks later
3) marry hastily

― Nate Patrin (Nate Patrin), Sunday, 13 July 2003 00:29 (twenty-two years ago)

4) divorce at leisure
5) write bestselling book about relationships
6) develop cocaine habit the size of Armenia
7) fuck cunt
8) repeat until dead

― Matt (Matt), Sunday, 13 July 2003 00:50 (twenty-two years ago)

There was no personal offence intended, I really didn't think people would take it too seriously. I'd just noticed a hell of a lot of tension and vague-hostility-without-names-mentioned around here, so I thought I'd get to the root of it by being a bit reactionary. Oh dear. Bad move. Must not drink as much coffee.

If theres been an airing of grievences and the only upshot is people hate Lynskey, then fair enough. I apologise to you all, and I apologise to two women that a friend who I haven't seen in 3 years shouted something at that they probably didn't hear at a set of traffic lights in

― LYNMSKEY, Sunday, 13 July 2003 00:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh you're all old. You're really fucking old. Especially me.

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Sunday, 13 July 2003 01:15 (twenty-two years ago)

I approve of this thread.

― Mike Hanle y (mike), Sunday, 13 July 2003 02:55 (twenty-two years ago)

whew

― A Nairn (moretap), Sunday, 13 July 2003 03:01 (twenty-two years ago)

why couldn't i think of having 'so-and-so' be my handle?

― oops (Oops), Sunday, 13 July 2003 03:04 (twenty-two years ago)

oops, I believe human beings are only allowed a limited number of great ideas in one lifetime. You and I used all of ours up on the ass thread. It's all downhill from here, babe.

― jewelly (jewelly), Sunday, 13 July 2003 03:32 (twenty-two years ago)

You and I used all of ours up on the ass thread.

I have no regrets

― oops (Oops), Sunday, 13 July 2003 03:33 (twenty-two years ago)

why couldn't i think of having 'so-and-so' be my handle?

why couldn't i post that to the correct thread?

― oops (Oops), Sunday, 13 July 2003 03:37 (twenty-two years ago)

er, well done everybody.

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Sunday, 13 July 2003 20:10 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.mizone.bplmobile.com/img/joke.jpg

― Dada, Sunday, 13 July 2003 20:12 (twenty-two years ago)

You're just trying to ensure that I get Mail Marshalled out if I try to look at the board at work, aren't you.

― Amarga (Amarga), Sunday, 13 July 2003 23:16 (twenty-two years ago)

three months pass...

Peace, by Rupert Brooke

Now, God be thanked Who has matched us with His hour,
And caught our youth, and wakened us from sleeping,
With hand made sure, clear eye, and sharpened power,
To turn, as swimmers into cleanness leaping,
Glad from a world grown old and cold and weary,
Leave the sick hearts that honour could not move,
And half-men, and their dirty songs and dreary,
And all the little emptiness of love!

Oh! we, who have known shame, we have found release there,
Where there's no ill, no grief, but sleep has mending,
Naught broken save this body, lost but breath;
Nothing to shake the laughing heart's long peace there
But only agony, and that has ending;
And the worst friend and enemy is but Death.

― Dew Br., Tuesday, 14 October 2003 21:18 (twenty-two years ago)

wround the corner it wasn't only the periscope that held it when two of the others were still dangling from the rafters and making a kind of

― adaml (adaml), Tuesday, 14 October 2003 21:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Worst Thread Ever.

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 14 October 2003 22:18 (twenty-two years ago)

one year passes...

yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooou!

― .four oddies, Thursday, 19 May 2005 13:28 (twenty-one years ago)

English policeman holds my hands and swings me round!

― C. Gibbs, Thursday, 19 May 2005 13:41 (twenty-one years ago)

hahey! Happygolucky fattypuffs and thinifers!

― Wardrpboard, Thursday, 19 May 2005 13:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Fortunately, unfortunately, to think is to do !

― Similar to the Last, Thursday, 19 May 2005 13:50 (twenty-one years ago)

English policeman holds my hands and swings me round! Round and round, makes me diz_di haha weeee! Makes me dizzzy!

― C. Gibbs, Thursday, 19 May 2005 13:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Fortunately, unfortunately, to think is to do !

― Similar to the Last, Thursday, 19 May 2005 14:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Middle thread ever!

― Rob Coe, Thursday, 19 May 2005 14:11 (twenty-one years ago)

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