Buddy Hackett dies at 78

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Buddy Hackett, Irrepressible Clown, Is Dead at 78

s1utsky (slutsky), Tuesday, 1 July 2003 15:23 (twenty years ago) link

Buddy Hackett, filthy unfunny fuckface, finally departs this mortal coil. Or am I too harsh?

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 1 July 2003 15:42 (twenty years ago) link

I wish I could see that "Buddy Hackett is Dead" episode of Lateline again. A real lost classic.

Charles McCain (Charles McCain), Tuesday, 1 July 2003 15:47 (twenty years ago) link

Ned way too harsh. Dude was klassik in "The Music Man."

Neudonym, Tuesday, 1 July 2003 16:21 (twenty years ago) link

One brief shining moment.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 1 July 2003 16:29 (twenty years ago) link

And as the seagull in The Little Mermaid.

Kenan Hebert (kenan), Tuesday, 1 July 2003 16:30 (twenty years ago) link

To repeat.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 1 July 2003 16:32 (twenty years ago) link

two brief shining moments = more career than most

Neudonym, Tuesday, 1 July 2003 16:32 (twenty years ago) link

ned, you are crazy. ;-)

but then i have a great love for the old school vegas comedians like Hackett, Don Rickles, Foster Brooks, etc.

so maybe i am the crazy one.

whoops.

then again i remember seeing Buddy Hackett on the Tonight Show and every other word he said being bleeped out.

jack cole (jackcole), Tuesday, 1 July 2003 16:35 (twenty years ago) link

Buddy Hackett was ultra-classic a couple years back on the series Action which didn't last the season, but was brutally hilarious.

Chris Barrus (Chris Barrus), Tuesday, 1 July 2003 17:55 (twenty years ago) link

mr. tuscan pops guy ... and in countless love-bug movies

Tad (llamasfur), Tuesday, 1 July 2003 18:00 (twenty years ago) link

i know that when i die i don't want my headline to be, "irrepressible clown"

amateurist (amateurist), Tuesday, 1 July 2003 18:01 (twenty years ago) link

I wouldn't mind it that much.

s1utsky (slutsky), Tuesday, 1 July 2003 18:44 (twenty years ago) link

Can I just be the first to say "shapoopie."

NA. (Nick A.), Tuesday, 1 July 2003 18:49 (twenty years ago) link

I love Buddy Hackett from when I was a little kid and he was in the Herbie movies. I also remember seeing him on the old game show "The Liars Club" and no matter what the item was he would call it a bottle corker.

He did a standup special for HBO in the early 80s which showed off his blue humor that I would like to see again.

There isn't many of those old "showbiz" comedians left.

earlnash, Tuesday, 1 July 2003 19:05 (twenty years ago) link

Buddy Hackett, filthy unfunny fuckface, finally departs this mortal coil. Or am I too harsh?

Watch for Ned's claws: lightning-quick and can leave one hell of a scar;>

Don't remember Hackett too well, except from unfunny commercials when I was a nipper, 24 years ago...

Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Tuesday, 1 July 2003 20:05 (twenty years ago) link

seven years pass...

http://blog.wfmu.org/.a/6a00d83451c29169e201538eef8fd3970b-pi

From the mammoth Shecky Greene entry on the WFMU blog...

Bipolar behavior and drunken debauchery colored many a Shecky Greene story. Fellow comedians, some just as fucked up, were dragged into the chaotic world. "Buddy Hackett," Greene recalls, "went looking for me one night. Buddy Hackett found me in a bar and Buddy Hackett came in with just a nightshirt. A portfolio under his arm. Buddy Hackett had a gun in the portfolio." It wasn't unnatural for Hackett, a foul-mouthed, pudgy faced comic, to be packing heat. Jack Carter remembers that Hackett was "a very angry man. He carried a gun. He was violent. He shot up a car in Vegas that parked in his spot. The Mafia waned to kill him and I don't know who protected him." On the night in question Shecky was drunk and bleary-eyed when Hackett started needling him. "You wanna know why I wanna talk to you?" asked Hackett. "You fired Fred Thompson." Thompson was an elderly African-American gardener that had been employed by both men. "Every time he'd garden the lawn he would cut in to the wire fence and it would curl up," explains Shecky. "So I finally said to him 'I've replaced twelve wire fences. Fred, I can't have you anymore.' So I fired him. Buddy Hackett came in and he said, 'Let me tell you something. That man needs new teeth.' I said, 'Well, fuckin' go buy him some new teeth!' He said, 'No, you should buy him some new teeth because you fired him.' I said to Buddy, 'You got any money?' He had some money in the portfolio. We went across the street to The Landmark and started gambling. And drinking." Two heavy boozers raped their livers that evening. Shecky Greene ran a lucky streak at the crap table, but was too bagged to notice. Each time Greene won a toss, Buddy cashed the chips and stuffed the dough in his portfolio, eventually accumulating enough money to pay for Thompson's new teeth. It should have ended there, but with these two volatile figures, one characterized as viciously angry and the other as merely insane, their acrimony drifted into the Las Vegas streets. "So now we're walking across the street," says Greene. "As I'm walking, he stands in the middle of the street and he refers to me as Mr. Magoo's dumb nephew ... Buddy Hackett says, 'You know something? You're a Waldo!' I said, 'What?' He's in the middle of the fuckin' street! I said, 'I'm a what?" He said, 'Not only that. I'm gonna tell you something. You're a double Waldo!' So now I walk back and I said, 'I'm a fuckin' double Waldo!?' He's got the gun. I punch him in the fucking stomach! As I'm walking away he comes and jumps on my back. I flip him over my back. I put my foot on his throat. I said, 'If you get up, Buddy - I'm going to kill you.' I reach down, I take the gun and his car keys and I throw them into the desert. "Now don't get up."

Shecky and Buddy, despite their assorted fist fights and incessant animosity, shared a long history and a complicated friendship. Phil Berger wrote about the evenings on Fairfax Avenue in Los Angeles when Shecky was a regular at Billy Gray's Band Box. "The favorite there, Buddy Hackett, would come in and sabotage Shecky's routines with misplaced laughs." Greene's mother was in the audience for one of those shows. She was convinced that "the little fat guy" was Greene's biggest fan because he was always at the back of the room cackling loudly. "No, mom," explained Shecky after the show. "He's ruining me by intentionally laughing in the wrong place!" Today Greene laments, "I miss Buddy Hackett. But he did some terrible fucking things ... there's a word in Jewish culture called dybbuk. He was like the devil. You never knew what was going to happen with Buddy."

Stockhausen's Ekranoplan Quartet (Elvis Telecom), Thursday, 16 June 2011 03:12 (twelve years ago) link

two years pass...

He's hysterical in It's a Mad Mad World, possibly second only to Jonathan Winters. "Whadda you, THE HOSTESS?"

images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 24 April 2014 12:33 (ten years ago) link


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