What is the most unacceptible thing to come out of your body?

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Because it hit me, sometimes unacceptible things don't necessarily take the ass route - right?

― Pete, Friday, 14 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

i have a 2 cent copper coin that never came out after I ate it in 1978 - maybe the q should change to what is the most unacceptable thing to ever stay in yr body?

― Geoff, Friday, 14 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Probably several gallons of vomit. Well, maybe not gallons, but it sure felt like it.

― Dan Perry, Friday, 14 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Did you eat the money for any particular reason Geoff?

― scott, Friday, 14 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

In joint first place with my answer to the arse thread it's sand again, only this time pissed (rather than shat) out. They were both equally delightful experiences.

― Richard Tunnicliffe, Friday, 14 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

YIKES, RT!

― Dan Perry, Friday, 14 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Shagging on a beach: DON'T DO IT KIDS!

― Richard Tunnicliffe, Friday, 14 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Sorry, but the most unacceptable things to exit my body have come from below the waist. No descriptions necessary, really.

Though I do remember this rather heinous infected-looking loogie I hacked up one time as a kid. Ewwww. It was like a gummi candy. Ewwww.

Who's up for some breakfast?

― David Raposa, Friday, 14 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Sushi.

Unacceptable because it ejected itself in a crowded central line train suddenly and without warning in an horrific Linda Blairesque five yard conical spray.

Plus my fave pair of shoes smelt of salmon for the next two weeks.

― Trevor, Friday, 14 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

RICKY T YOU DID NOT! To any of those things! Too! Much! Information!!

I can only think of snot! And blood! But even THEY came out of normal orifices as opposed to, oh yuck, urgh, oh eewwwwww. I vommed blood once but even then! I have never vommed snot though. Oh, and bile too. They call me THE EXORCISTE.

It's not really ladylike for a gurl to talk about the colour of her poos, so I won't tell you about when I HAD A GREEN ONE. I mean, what?!

― Sarah, Friday, 14 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Oh. And Aftershock. That was defintely unacceptable.

― Sarah, Friday, 14 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Aftershock is unacceptable whichever way you look at it.

For me it's all about context. A stomachload of mucous-laden vomit is unacceptable at the best of times - when it's all over your friends' living room carpet the unacceptability starts rocketing.

― Tom, Friday, 14 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

I sprayed my friend's parents hallway and bathroom with cider spew. It was a bad night - my friend had to shower me down as I was incapable of washing myself. That was pretty unacceptable all in all.

― Jonnie, Friday, 14 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Green bile. All over a hospital floor no less. There were vast amounts of it too, and I had no idea I was producing so much stomach acid. Wholly unacceptable to all around me.

― Paul Strange, Friday, 14 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Not necessarily 'came out of' but 'stuck on' - when I was a kid I had the chicken pox real bad, one of the (pustules? abscesses? whatever) was positioned in such a way that whenever I had a piss it sprayed in all directions.

― dave q, Friday, 14 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Yes, and once I snotted a wooly mammoth. Supported the fortunes of Man Sized Kleenex for ages, I did.

― Sarah, Friday, 14 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

My brother fell asleep and vommed up what looked like rice everywhere? I mean, what the hell?

― Bill, Friday, 14 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Maybe he had eaten a batch of bad rice?

― Richard Tunnicliffe, Friday, 14 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

An enormous bogie which had the appearance and texture of a chinese bean sprout (though it tasted different).

― scott, Friday, 14 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

RickyT: Just be glad you weren't shagging on a pebble beach. Ouch.

― Paul Strange, Friday, 14 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Thank you, Paul, for pulling me out of a morbid mood.

Bite me, Paul, for making me imagine pebbles shooting out of my dick. The horror! The horror!

― Dan Perry, Friday, 14 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

The guilty thrill! The guilty thrill!

― Nick, Friday, 14 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

I once had the displeasure if having an Brazillian Tree Bat build a nest in my hair. After a few weeks I noticed the guano and I felt really dismayed. But when the young bat children were past gramar school the family moved. Now I miss the littel bastards.

― Pennysong Hanle y, Friday, 14 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Dead black insect out of ear. It flew in and had to be syringed out. Which led to the nurse running round shouting about it as she found it fascinating. She even asked me if I wanted to keep it. It's not like it was talking to me in my ear and we became great friends.

― Martin, Friday, 14 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Well, this didn't happen to me personally but I know for a fact that my sister-in-law once passed a HUMAN INFANT from her body. I'm not kidding! They even videotaped it b/c it was so unbeleivable. There was blood and other fluids gushing everywhere. Not to mention the baby. . . highly unacceptable.

― Samantha, Friday, 14 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Well at least now I don't feel so bad about the insect. He looked quite clean.

― Martin, Friday, 14 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Haagen Daazs mixed with Guiness. About two years ago in London. I was shocked cause I had never puked after a drinking session before. The rest of the night was spent over the toilet. Next day I coudln't find my t-shirt anymore. I think cleaning lady took it with her after she cleaned the hotel room.

― nathalie, Friday, 14 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Richard: Ah, but he hadn't eaten anything (that was the problem). Had however, drunk much beer, half a bottle of gin and downed a bottle of wine in pint glasses...

― Bill, Friday, 14 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

It took me a few barfing championship moments to realise I can't drink dark beers or mix beer and wine. One barf moment included two curios kittens curiously viewing the barf.

― Pennysong Hanle y, Friday, 14 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

I was in hospital when I was little, and had tubes up my nose collecting snot and bile into a jar. Nursey dropped the jar when she was changing the tubes and jar. Seeing a whole jar of your own snot is quite memorable even if it does not break.

― suzy, Friday, 14 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Luke Skywalker's head.

― DavidM, Friday, 14 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

A small, crying demon.

― rezna, Friday, 14 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Sweat. I Hate it.

― jason, Friday, 14 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

I can't remember her name............

― Ronan, Friday, 14 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Two entries from me. Vommed spaghetti was quite good - strands hanging from my nose and throat, the other ends of which were still somewhere in my gullet. I had to pull on the ends to get them out, a very strange sensation. My other entry was the weird gunk I cleaned out of my ear after my eardrum burst - it was like snot, with hard lumpy bits in it and bright, radioactive green.

I would also like to propose my friend's labrador, Dido. Labradors will eat anything including a rotting sheep's carcass lying in a ditch. Dido, bless her waggy tail, sicked up maggots all over the carpet and it stank to high heaven.

― Madchen, Friday, 14 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

you ppl aare funny!

― Geoff, Saturday, 15 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Haha, and I thought the other Dido was a fido.

― suzy, Saturday, 15 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Rice Krispies came out of my nose once.

― jel, Saturday, 15 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

A breast tumour. Not acceptable at all, hence the removal. The small scar *is* acceptable tho.

― Kim, Saturday, 15 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Ear wax, which can be produced on demand. Don't ever eat it kids, it aint nice.

― DG, Saturday, 15 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

DG the Human Candle Making Machine! he he! :)

― jel, Saturday, 15 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

And don't you forget it.

― DG, Saturday, 15 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

When I ws a nipper, i got this weird lump on the bridge ov my nose. It got bigger & bigger. Eventually, i went to the bathroom to squeeze it (I thought it was a weird spot) Eventually, it burst, and out came this perfect little orange sphere. Perfect, apart from the fact it ws all slimy & smelled awful. Other than than, pale green stinky nasal discharge from when I has sinusitis last year. Mmmm.

xoxo

― Norman Fay, Saturday, 15 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

three years pass...

when i ripped my foot open, and i could see the bone in my big toe kinda pointing out while my toe kinda clung on to the side of my foot by a bit of skin. not gross but the idea of seeing ones own bones coming out of my body was pretty unacceptable to me.

― L.P.D! Webmaster (letpandasdie.com), Saturday, 9 October 2004 16:36 (nineteen years ago) link

rare bone tumor. definitely most unacceptable.

― Orbit (Orbit), Saturday, 9 October 2004 16:45 (nineteen years ago) link

Yeah, bones aren't so good. Compound fractured my lower arm and thumb coming off a BMX. Though the metal pins the doctors then stuck in to straighten it all out again were pretty weird being pulled back out (you could 'twang' the part of the pin sticking out, and get shivers up the bones in your arm. Ace). Still got 'em hanging around somewhere I think.

― MattR, Sunday, 10 October 2004 17:11 (nineteen years ago) link

pandas

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 11 October 2004 10:02 (nineteen years ago) link

twelve years pass...

Coffee spunk

― virginity simple (darraghmac), Tuesday, 28 March 2017 23:39 (seven years ago) link

puked up the whole contents of a sushi, tofu and chicken karage meal. Seems pretty tame to some of the entries here tho

― Carlotta's Portrait (Ross), Tuesday, 28 March 2017 23:45 (seven years ago) link

gwyneth paltrow's head

― Neanderthal, Tuesday, 28 March 2017 23:46 (seven years ago) link

Pus

― calstars, Tuesday, 28 March 2017 23:50 (seven years ago) link

The contents of a carbuncle in my left nostril.

― scattered, smothered, covered, diced and chunked (WilliamC), Tuesday, 28 March 2017 23:53 (seven years ago) link

an Art Garfunkel LP

― Neanderthal, Tuesday, 28 March 2017 23:54 (seven years ago) link

what's happening to our borad TMI

― i n f i n i t y (∞), Tuesday, 28 March 2017 23:56 (seven years ago) link

tonsil stones

― marcos, Tuesday, 28 March 2017 23:59 (seven years ago) link

Trumps tax returns

― Neanderthal, Wednesday, 29 March 2017 00:02 (seven years ago) link

Which one of your orifices released that

― i n f i n i t y (∞), Wednesday, 29 March 2017 00:05 (seven years ago) link

Tonsil stone are the worst. I had a big run of them, two months back.... first time in my life. just, like, three a day for a week. And then poof! Gone! Back to the magical stinky realm from which they appear.

― rb (soda), Wednesday, 29 March 2017 00:28 (seven years ago) link

Blood, tbrr

― virginity simple (darraghmac), Wednesday, 29 March 2017 00:39 (seven years ago) link

Criteria for answering the thread title

1. can I eat it without tempting death
2. is it socially unacceptable

Shit wins

― Not the real Tombot (El Tomboto), Wednesday, 29 March 2017 00:41 (seven years ago) link

for some reason i think it's hilarious that this thread was started 2 days after 9/11

― flappy bird, Wednesday, 29 March 2017 15:46 (seven years ago) link

flappy turd

― Bernie Lugg (Ward Fowler), Wednesday, 29 March 2017 15:48 (seven years ago) link

the will to live

― tony orlandoni, cheese engineer (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 29 March 2017 15:51 (seven years ago) link

One of my lesser-remarked early posts was a paean to a particularly volcanic spot-lancing, but fortunately I can't find it

― an uptempo Pop/Hip Hop mentality (imago), Wednesday, 29 March 2017 16:13 (seven years ago) link

had never heard of tonsil stones before reading this thread

― gimp in wankouver (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 29 March 2017 16:15 (seven years ago) link

lies

― ogmor, Wednesday, 29 March 2017 16:24 (seven years ago) link

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