what do you steal at work?

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I havent bought trash bags in 7 years...THEY OWE ME!

― SplendidMullet (iamamonkey), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 02:12 (twenty-one years ago) link

Time.

― hstencil, Tuesday, 15 April 2003 02:21 (twenty-one years ago) link

I take bread for my friends, but I get it for free anyway....
I actually stole for the first time about a week ago. I stole two pint glasses from the pub in the student union. I guess school is kind of equivalent to a job, except I have to pay to be there. I don't feel guilty.

― kirsten (kirsten), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 02:23 (twenty-one years ago) link

Souls.

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 02:41 (twenty-one years ago) link

the innocence of children.

― That Girl (thatgirl), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 02:42 (twenty-one years ago) link

atoms

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 02:42 (twenty-one years ago) link

state secrets.

― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 02:45 (twenty-one years ago) link

Bandwidth. Yeehaw! Gotta love working for ISPs...

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 02:50 (twenty-one years ago) link

Jelly Babies

― Ferg (Ferg), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 03:44 (twenty-one years ago) link

aspirin

― weatheringdaleson (weatheringdaleson), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 03:54 (twenty-one years ago) link

When I was a young'un, I worked at a grocery store for about a year. By the time my co-workers and I all got fired, we'd stolen so much merchandise that they had to completely upgrade the security system to ward off theft.

There were some great parties though. Get a friend to work one overnight shift (being the only person in the building aside from stockers at the back), fill up a few shopping carts with beer and take off.

Good times.

I could use a friend working that shift now. Paying for groceries sucks.

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 03:57 (twenty-one years ago) link

i used to run the shipping and receiving dept. at a furniture store.
things had a habbit of falling off the truck once in a while.
for a bit i was using bean bag seats like currency - traded one for a dozen free cds from the music store where a friend of mine worked.

― dyson (dyson), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 04:04 (twenty-one years ago) link

a paycheck

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 04:10 (twenty-one years ago) link

Magazines. I can't afford to subscribe to both Time and Sports Illustrated with what they pay me.

― J-rock (Julien Sandiford), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 04:22 (twenty-one years ago) link

Billions and billions of dollars

...from somewhere in Brazil...

― Skottie, Tuesday, 15 April 2003 06:07 (twenty-one years ago) link

Stealing is cool!

― J-rock (Julien Sandiford), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 06:18 (twenty-one years ago) link

needles and syringes as part of my personal crusade against h.i.v. and hep c. within the harm reduction model

― hellbaby (hellbaby), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 07:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

Nothing except time and bandwidth. I'm a saint, really.

Someone ELSE keeps stealing my stapler, though. Not happy.

― kate, Tuesday, 15 April 2003 07:02 (twenty-one years ago) link

sweets from the pick'n'mix...

― weasel diesel (K1l14n), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 07:05 (twenty-one years ago) link

those cubicle divider wall things. i've made myself an entire house out of them! much warmer in winter than you'd expect.

― rener (rener), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 08:13 (twenty-one years ago) link

I find pens from work at home all the time. Sometimes I take big envelopes for mailing cds. Or make copies or print out personal stuff. Mostly, I just steal office supplies for work from the office. Kind of dumb because I wouldn't have to pay for them anyway. Pure laziness I guess.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 12:45 (twenty-one years ago) link

I am the queen of office theft. I have stolen magazines, books, stationary, tights, bangles, make up, hair products, sugar, CDs, records and an A3 photo of New Order.

(These are all things that no one wanted anyway...)

― Anna (Anna), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 12:51 (twenty-one years ago) link

Pens, three kept in my bag at all time.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 12:53 (twenty-one years ago) link

Those little half-sized post-its for indicating who-sent-what-fax-to-who, sometimes you can even stick them on things that aren't faxes.

― alexfack (alexfack), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 13:11 (twenty-one years ago) link

Bandwidth.

Yowsa.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 14:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

About two pens in nearly four years. Must try harder!

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 17:01 (twenty-one years ago) link

Once I stole a space heater.

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 17:04 (twenty-one years ago) link

Women steal more!

― SplendidMullet (iamamonkey), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 17:27 (twenty-one years ago) link

Really, it's only Ally and I being degenerate.

― Anna (Anna), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 18:12 (twenty-one years ago) link

little bits of clothing, wallets, anything that looks pretty.

― anon. (thuddd), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 20:50 (twenty-one years ago) link

lollies.

― di smith (lucylurex), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 22:22 (twenty-one years ago) link

A couple of near-worthless foreign language textbooks.
3 packs of classification stickers: Confidential, Secret and Top Secret.
That's basically it. The government buys shitty pens, and security's just a little bit tight as one might imagine, so anything that doesn't fit into a hip pocket is out of the question. Everything cool is kept under lock and key.

Let's not get started with the college radio station...

― Millar (Millar), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 23:44 (twenty-one years ago) link

eleven months pass...

Salt And Pepper shakers

― andreadwan@yahoo.com, Tuesday, 13 April 2004 16:58 (twenty years ago) link

lots of music.

― Felonious Drunk (Felcher), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 17:30 (twenty years ago) link

everything is chained or nailed down

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 17:37 (twenty years ago) link

Pens. So why don't I have anything within reach with which to write?

― j.lu (j.lu), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 18:49 (twenty years ago) link

sodas, postage, batteries (if im lucky), and pens

― bill stevens (bscrubbins), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 19:10 (twenty years ago) link

I try to steal tiny little pieces of my soul back, so far I haven't been too successful.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 19:11 (twenty years ago) link

I steal time. Damned effectively too, I should say.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 19:18 (twenty years ago) link

twelve years pass...

hearts

― the kids are alt right (darraghmac), Saturday, 22 October 2016 13:52 (seven years ago) link

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