What Novelty Sized Items Would You Have Oompa-Loompas Present to Dave Q?

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Well?

― Oompa Loompa, Friday, 21 March 2003 15:38 (twenty-three years ago)

Would it be a picture of the Internet Cafe Pervert?

― 0ompa Loompa, Friday, 21 March 2003 15:39 (twenty-three years ago)

CLEARLY THE BEST THREAD TITLE EVER

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 21 March 2003 15:41 (twenty-three years ago)

Certainly not gigantic plastic dongs. Of course not.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 21 March 2003 15:44 (twenty-three years ago)

A novelty sized Geri Halliwell head?

Passing thought: I wonder if Dave Q see things as 'novelty sized' and with presenting'oompa-loompas' often.

― Keith Hughes, Friday, 21 March 2003 15:47 (twenty-three years ago)

Little knives and forks and a tiny tiny plate with a grape on it.

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Friday, 21 March 2003 15:52 (twenty-three years ago)

I think I would present Dave Q with a novelty-sized bottle of liquid paper.

― S Samson, Friday, 21 March 2003 15:57 (twenty-three years ago)

"Oompa-Loompa dippity do, I've got a novelty-sized item for you"

: - D

― S Samson, Friday, 21 March 2003 15:58 (twenty-three years ago)

I've always been a fan of gigantic toothbrushes.

― oops (Oops), Friday, 21 March 2003 16:03 (twenty-three years ago)

a copy of the rusty goffe EP? "i am the music man, i come from round your way, and i can play...i play the gee-tar" etc.

― Marcello Carlin, Friday, 21 March 2003 16:04 (twenty-three years ago)

A coffee-cup water tower:

http://roadsideamerica.com/attract/images/ia/IASTAcup_tony.jpg

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 21 March 2003 16:15 (twenty-three years ago)

A giant percodan!

― S Samson, Friday, 21 March 2003 16:18 (twenty-three years ago)

Dave Q hasn't even responded yet! What can it mean?

A small furry Luger.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 21 March 2003 16:35 (twenty-three years ago)

100% hit rate, not one dud in the bunch so far!

― dave q, Friday, 21 March 2003 16:39 (twenty-three years ago)

Umm, except for the first one - yeeeshhh *shudders*

Oh yeah the conclusion to that story, when I walked out I overheard the guy at the counter paying for his prints. "Yes, that's 28 pages"!!!

― dave q, Friday, 21 March 2003 16:40 (twenty-three years ago)

four months pass...

Tiny Mylene Farmer cds...

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 20 August 2003 20:56 (twenty-two years ago)

8oz cans of Coors Light

― Millar (Millar), Wednesday, 20 August 2003 21:00 (twenty-two years ago)

A platter of joy, known as Cadbury Chocolates mixed with MiniDiscs

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Wednesday, 20 August 2003 21:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Why 8oz cans of Coors Light when you can present him with those ridiculous, uncomfortable to hold Fosters cans?

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 20 August 2003 21:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Those Foster's cans are highly comfortable. Problem is they don't come in sixpacks, you have to buy them one by one.

― Millar (Millar), Wednesday, 20 August 2003 21:06 (twenty-two years ago)

They're hand-cramping!

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 20 August 2003 21:07 (twenty-two years ago)

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