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it is now a perfect world

― anthony, Thursday, 30 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Thanks. You've brought a ray of light into my hungover world.

― Ronan, Thursday, 30 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Theres no wives though is there

― Ronan, Thursday, 30 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Ally posted a reader's fiancee.

― Tom, Thursday, 30 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Did I not say wives? WELL? DID I NOT?

― Ronan, Thursday, 30 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

We met a readers wife only last week at the frighteniong karaoke night. And can I say Mr Perry, that's a damn fine wife you got yourself there.

― Pete, Thursday, 30 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I have at least three wives.

― Lyra, Thursday, 30 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I'm sorry, but I don't have a wife otherwise I'd post it for you. I just have a thug fiance.

― Ally, Thursday, 30 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I've got a Scottish girlfriend who doesn't want to ever get married, so that'll have to do for now. She is no thug, though.

― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 30 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

you made that clear.

― fred solinger, Thursday, 30 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I wonder if the divine LC is a thug.

― Nick, Thursday, 30 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

is nick dastoor a thug? or does his emo get in the way?

― fred solinger, Thursday, 30 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Nick is not a thug, otherwise he woudln't let Mike eat his emo.

― Ally, Thursday, 30 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

The divine LC did not seem like a thug when I met her. However, she may have hidden depths of thuggishness.

― Richard Tunnicliffe, Thursday, 30 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Christ I wasnt asking for the Sun Moon and Stars, just go and find some fucking wives already. Fuck sake, you can't get the staff these days at all

― Ronan, Thursday, 30 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Yeah, I think everyone should get married, that'd be a good theme day for ILE.

― Ally, Thursday, 30 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Good idea, do you want to supply the wives uniquely tailored to be our perfect love matches?

― Ronan, Thursday, 30 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Um, sure, as long as "uniquely tailored" means "single girls I know". What are you looking for, I'm sure I know someone.

― Ally, Thursday, 30 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I meant genetically engineered or something.

― Ronan, Friday, 31 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

What is this thread about?

― the pinefox, Friday, 31 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Allys going to put some of her friends under the genetic surgeosns knife so that we all get on well enough for us to marry, thats what its about, isn't she the greatest?

― Ronan, Friday, 31 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Now why do you want genetically engineered girls when there are perfectly good girls for the going without surgery?

― Ally, Friday, 31 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I'm sure there are, I just thought it would be fairer to them to give them the surgery.

― Ronan, Friday, 31 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Having a wife is great, y'all. I recommend it highly.

― Dan Perry, Monday, 3 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

What if you're a straight female?

― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 4 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Or you're already married, or you're a gay male, god just because *you* think its great having a wife.................

― Ronan, Tuesday, 4 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

More straight females should get wives. And a video camera, hur hur hur. *sits back and watches lady die and Maryann whip out the Dan Effigy Dolls (buy one get one free)*

― Dan Perry, Tuesday, 4 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

one year passes...

What was this thread about?

― N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 7 October 2002 12:37 (twenty-three years ago)

N. = The Pinefox!

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 7 October 2002 12:50 (twenty-three years ago)

i have a wife she is very nice I like her she even cooks me things for supper sometimes she tells me to shutup but that is okay because then there is more time for eating sometimes we go to bed extra early after the food is all finished and we play games i always win

― Sam (chirombo), Monday, 7 October 2002 12:58 (twenty-three years ago)

Has Sam failed to grasp the point of bed games or have I?

― N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 7 October 2002 13:02 (twenty-three years ago)

grasping the point is only one aspect of bed games.

― MarkH (MarkH), Tuesday, 8 October 2002 08:34 (twenty-three years ago)

I got me a nice wife. She's miles & miles away right now though because I'm in Dublin. Ronan you gonna make the show on Wednesday? :)

― John Darn1elle, Tuesday, 8 October 2002 08:57 (twenty-three years ago)

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