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go on then

jess (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 17:43 (twenty-one years ago) link

i mean, if you're really so x-rated

jess (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 17:44 (twenty-one years ago) link

We were expecting you to set an example.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 17:45 (twenty-one years ago) link

only if you show me yours first

nathalie (nathalie), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 17:46 (twenty-one years ago) link

http://www.barganews.com/Resources/Holywood%20nude.jpg

Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 17:48 (twenty-one years ago) link

who is yourself?

jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 18:36 (twenty-one years ago) link

Well, exactly.

Lara (Lara), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 18:39 (twenty-one years ago) link

Hijack thread in favour of deep philosophical discussion: 'what does it mean to be me?' etc.

Lara (Lara), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 18:40 (twenty-one years ago) link

ARRRRGGHHHH! I WANT MY CHRIS V. NUDIE PIC!!!! IT'S NOT SHOWING UP! CURSES!!!

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 18:42 (twenty-one years ago) link

Im not really nude, nor is it really me.

Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 18:43 (twenty-one years ago) link

I will sue!

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 18:47 (twenty-one years ago) link

http://www.loriot.de/img2002/images/boutique/61/N_013.jpg

Colin Meeder (Mert), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 18:50 (twenty-one years ago) link

I can't post pics - and you know you don't really want me to. Warning: there really are nude pics of me out there on the internet.

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 19:28 (twenty-one years ago) link

*fires up the search engine*

Lara (Lara), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 19:31 (twenty-one years ago) link

http://members.aol.com/nessdearvell/belly2.jpg

as close as i get (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 19:33 (twenty-one years ago) link

Yummy! Boxer shorts!!!

I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 19:34 (twenty-one years ago) link

http://www.ginov.com/About/photo_gallery/1970/gv1977colorbeach.jpg

Gino (Chris V), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 19:41 (twenty-one years ago) link

Wow - that's some hairstyle!

I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 19:44 (twenty-one years ago) link

I have seen hell.

Lara (Lara), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 19:44 (twenty-one years ago) link

Rico....suave....

Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 19:45 (twenty-one years ago) link

I've even autographed it for all my fans.

Gino V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 19:46 (twenty-one years ago) link

God, I remember seeing him on television: "My name is Ricco. Ricco Suave" . He was like a cross between a third rate Vanilla Ice and Fabio.

Lara (Lara), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 19:47 (twenty-one years ago) link

from now on my hair will always be sculpted to fit the architecture behind me.

g.cannon (gcannon), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 19:48 (twenty-one years ago) link

I'll even serenade you HERE!

Gino V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 19:50 (twenty-one years ago) link

OH. MY. GOD.

Lara (Lara), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 19:59 (twenty-one years ago) link

My package is looking so hot and tight in that pic, ladies I know you want me.

Gino V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 20:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

"my heart won't make it"

g.cannon (gcannon), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 20:02 (twenty-one years ago) link

gino looks like one of the guys from kiss circa crazy nights.

jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 20:05 (twenty-one years ago) link

I think Morrissey has slept with this man.

Lara (Lara), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 20:06 (twenty-one years ago) link

He looks like Richard Marx. You people should fear the power of Vanelli.

Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 20:08 (twenty-one years ago) link

"I used to walk down by the river. I swear I left her safe and sound ooo ooo eeee."

Lara (Lara), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 20:13 (twenty-one years ago) link

This thread gives me the fear.

Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 20:19 (twenty-one years ago) link

This, ladies and gentlemen, is what we call a well-balanced response.

Lara (Lara), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 20:20 (twenty-one years ago) link

Was anyone tempted to actually do this just to surprise people?

N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 30 January 2003 01:03 (twenty-one years ago) link

Anyone else, I meant.

N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 30 January 2003 01:03 (twenty-one years ago) link

*blink* For a second I thought that was a (Photoshopped) picture of Ned.

j.lu (j.lu), Thursday, 30 January 2003 01:07 (twenty-one years ago) link

I already posted a picture of my bellybutton for you freaks to gawk at. I have no regrets.

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 30 January 2003 01:08 (twenty-one years ago) link

*blink* For a second I thought that was a (Photoshopped) picture of Ned.

Suddenly I have the urge to wail corp rock. Wait, I always have that urge.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 30 January 2003 01:25 (twenty-one years ago) link

i deleted all my photos because geeta threatened to make a "am i emo or not?" thread

jess (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 30 January 2003 02:41 (twenty-one years ago) link

for how much?

donut bitch (donut), Thursday, 30 January 2003 03:32 (twenty-one years ago) link

Yeah, I was tempted. But if I did have one to which I could link, I'd have just made a link rather than posting the pic here, and made it absolutely clear that it wasn't a joke, it really was a nude picture of me, TRAUMA WARNING!!!, etc.

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Thursday, 30 January 2003 13:07 (twenty-one years ago) link

Do it! (I'm not sure I'll click on it though oh who am I kidding?)

N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 30 January 2003 13:09 (twenty-one years ago) link

That was an actual picture of me, and my duck really doesn't want to share the water with any of you.

Colin Meeder (Mert), Thursday, 30 January 2003 13:15 (twenty-one years ago) link

What does the caption say?

Sarah McLusky (coco), Thursday, 30 January 2003 14:03 (twenty-one years ago) link

I have a picture of N's penis that I bought at an auction in 1992. I could post that?

Lara (Lara), Thursday, 30 January 2003 14:06 (twenty-one years ago) link

No.

Sarah, my German is not so good, but I think it reads "Did I mention that I once anally penetrated a young woman with a ball peen hammer at her husband's request?"

N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 30 January 2003 14:08 (twenty-one years ago) link

Close, Nick. It says "My duck will NOT share the water with you, sir."

Colin Meeder (Mert), Thursday, 30 January 2003 14:13 (twenty-one years ago) link

Well, it's obv. a play on words.

N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 30 January 2003 14:14 (twenty-one years ago) link

Doesn't the speech bubble over the llama's head translate as "Lob it in there, boyo"?

Lara (Lara), Thursday, 30 January 2003 14:17 (twenty-one years ago) link

five months pass...
Classy, kephm. Now all you're missing in that photo is the old, dirty copy of Penthouse magazine and the box that once held 24 Schlitz cans but now is reduced to half its original capacity.

Just Deanna (Dee the Lurker), Monday, 21 July 2003 02:36 (twenty years ago) link

http://members.rogers.com/gigivontrapp/pics/tn.jpg

chaki (chaki), Monday, 21 July 2003 02:48 (twenty years ago) link

http://www.emachiavelli.com/Savonarola_statue.jpg

Girolamo Savonarola, Monday, 21 July 2003 03:47 (twenty years ago) link

eleven years pass...

Might as well as a nation all just get naked and get this done with.

the one where, as balls alludes (Eazy), Monday, 1 September 2014 02:02 (nine years ago) link

you first

j., Monday, 1 September 2014 02:17 (nine years ago) link

celebs should be like the rest of us and delete their naked selfies in shame and disgust two seconds after taking them

Merdeyeux, Monday, 1 September 2014 03:10 (nine years ago) link

but they're so beautiful and famous, maybe celebrities get an extra thrill from seeing a famous person naked too

j., Monday, 1 September 2014 03:15 (nine years ago) link

Saw this event described as "The Fappening"

I Don't Wanna Ice Bucket With You (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 1 September 2014 05:15 (nine years ago) link

I don't think there is enough emphasis placed on what scum these hackers are for publishing nude photos without the subject's consent. The media seems to place the onus of the controversy on the celebs.

Treeship, Monday, 1 September 2014 05:20 (nine years ago) link

joeks aside it's really shitty and i'm quite surprised by the number of people i considered fairly right-on who are enthusiastically slavering at what's a quite horrible violation of boundaries without consent

Merdeyeux, Monday, 1 September 2014 05:24 (nine years ago) link

xp yeah that

Merdeyeux, Monday, 1 September 2014 05:24 (nine years ago) link

People tend to think of famous women's bodies as public property. It's the same reason they feel free to scrutinize them for weight gain or whatever, just a supercharged version of everyday misogyny but one that is rarely even recognized as problematic.

Treeship, Monday, 1 September 2014 05:31 (nine years ago) link

Men tend to think of women's bodies as public property

1staethyr, Monday, 1 September 2014 06:00 (nine years ago) link

I am horrified by how many comments I've seen along the lines of "well it's their fault for taking the pictures" - how private does a private act have to be for it to be safe? It's a slippery slope to "well, if the secret camera filmed them having sex then maybe people shouldn't just have sex."

boxedjoy, Monday, 1 September 2014 08:34 (nine years ago) link

I also cannot get my head around the quality of low self-esteem required for dudes who think of themselves as "straight" to see a picture of an attractive naked woman and have, as their first reaction, the urge to sneer and call her a slut. I do not get this, and the more widespread it becomes the less I get it.

Three Word Username, Monday, 1 September 2014 08:47 (nine years ago) link

Feeling this post tbh

a waxing interest in waning (Drugs A. Money), Monday, 1 September 2014 09:09 (nine years ago) link

celebs should be like the rest of us and delete their naked selfies in shame and disgust two seconds after taking them

in at least one case they had deleted them, hacker got them from the cloud aiui

goth colouring book (anagram), Monday, 1 September 2014 09:30 (nine years ago) link

This is kind hard to articulate without coming off like a douche, but while it's not the celebrities fault for taking the pictures, there's a surprising amount of naivety in addition to a lack of discretion on their part for using smart phones for taking these pictures and then backing them up (tbf, probably unintentionally) to cloud storage--from which, as I gather, was where the theft took place. We live in a time where there are people out there whose sole job basically is to get ahold of and then exploit the most intimate information on celebrities, particularly women, and even more so famous women who've managed to set their own strong boundaries re: their private lives and bodies. Kate Upton recently gave an interview I happened to catch wherein she confessed that she'd probably never do a nude photo spread because she didn't want to deal with--as Three Word Username alludes to--serial comment-makers online critiquing her body and/or her as a person at the pitch that something like that would inspire.

And then here we are.

I Don't Wanna Ice Bucket With You (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 1 September 2014 09:50 (nine years ago) link

Boxedjoy otm. "If you don't want your nudes stolen, don't take nudes" is the digital version of "If you don't want to get raped, don't look or dress attractive"

ambient yacht god (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 1 September 2014 11:49 (nine years ago) link

Mostly otm in that the hackers are exclusively to blame, but not so much on the slippery slope element. Filming or photographing somebody with a secret camera i.e. without their permission is a categorically different kettle of fish.

tsrobodo, Monday, 1 September 2014 12:35 (nine years ago) link

We live in a time where there are people out there whose sole job basically is to get ahold of and then exploit the most intimate information on celebrities, particularly women, and even more so famous women who've managed to set their own strong boundaries re: their private lives and bodies

and yet you would blame those actresses for 'surprising amount of naivety and lack of discretion' ? is that really the problem here?

Van Horn Street, Monday, 1 September 2014 12:49 (nine years ago) link

Bukowski:
To me, nudity is a joke. I don't think nude people are very attractive at all. I like my women fully clothed. I like to imagine what might be under there. It might not be the standard thing. Imagine, stripping a woman down, and she has a body like a little submarine. With periscope, propellers, torpedoes. That would be the one for me. I'd marry her right off and be faithful to the end.

calstars, Monday, 1 September 2014 14:20 (nine years ago) link

well, "fucking a submarine" was a disappointing GIS

imago, Monday, 1 September 2014 14:22 (nine years ago) link

You're just not trying hard enough

http://i.imgur.com/oGN4G90.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/S0mu3sQ.png

, Monday, 1 September 2014 14:25 (nine years ago) link

ahahaha the second one

imago, Monday, 1 September 2014 14:25 (nine years ago) link

TBH I'm the wrong person to ask for pictures of fucking a sub - you should look up Whiney instead

, Monday, 1 September 2014 14:31 (nine years ago) link

:D

imago, Monday, 1 September 2014 14:32 (nine years ago) link

and yet you would blame those actresses for 'surprising amount of naivety and lack of discretion' ? is that really the problem here?

I'm not trying to deal in absolutes here. It's not the problem, but a problem. Of course the hackers are basically scum, garbage, predators etc etc., and they shouldn't be doing what they are doing. But they do. The celebrities have every right to privacy and to take as many pictures of whatever for their own enjoyment just like the rest of us. I do not blame them for this. Where I feel the 'naivety and lack of discretion' come in is that in using smart phones and cloud storage, which as we all know are very unsecure devices in terms of hacks, they are leaving themselves open in a way normal people who do the same aren't. I (or you, or most of the rest of this forum) could have a kajillion nude selfies on our phones right now, and no one would care. Jennifer Lawrence has one (or as we've seen, several) on hers, and there's a battalion of hackers trying to figure out how to get them. Given these circumstances I feel the necessary caution was not taken, or at least not taken at the right degree in these cases as to guarding their privacy.

I Don't Wanna Ice Bucket With You (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 1 September 2014 17:44 (nine years ago) link

If anyone cares about the technical side of this, it's been pointed out that the leak involves more than icloud because of 1- the age of some of the photos (vs 30 day storage) 2 - some of the phones used in the pics are not IPhones 3 - the leak includes videos which are not processed by icloud.

calstars, Monday, 1 September 2014 17:47 (nine years ago) link

<spoiler>J-Law's boobs have nipples on them, apparently</spoiler>

StanM, Monday, 1 September 2014 17:53 (nine years ago) link

are they blue?

how's life, Monday, 1 September 2014 18:12 (nine years ago) link

My first reaction after hearing about this was kinda the same: The celebrities had to have been kinda naive to let this happen, after what had already happened with Scarlett Johanson, etc. But if Mary-Elizabeth Winstead's tweets are true, then the amount of effort that went in to getting these pictures goes so far beyond what anyone should plan for.

A perhaps positive effect: This leak is so massive it might waken people up to the problem, and by that I don't mean the celebrities themselves, but law enforcement, etc. Like, the person behind this leak should be made an example of, so much so that the next leaker would perhaps think twice before he did this (and apparantly asked for money for leaking further videos? I mean, wtf)

Frederik B, Monday, 1 September 2014 18:23 (nine years ago) link

Also there's an issue with jilted exes publishing private photos on the internet as a mode of blackmail. This practice should be addressed somehow, hopefully legally.

Treeship, Monday, 1 September 2014 18:34 (nine years ago) link

The fact that no one has even bothered to mention the name of the victimized celebrity across 30 posts, because it is assumed you know all about it already, is a commentary in itself.

Aimless, Monday, 1 September 2014 18:36 (nine years ago) link

There are dozens of victimised celebrities involved.

Wristy Hurlington (ShariVari), Monday, 1 September 2014 18:38 (nine years ago) link

People tend to think of famous women's bodies as public property. It's the same reason they feel free to scrutinize them for weight gain or whatever, just a supercharged version of everyday misogyny but one that is rarely even recognized as problematic.

― Treeship, Monday, September 1, 2014 5:31 AM (13 hours ago)

^^super otm

when you call my name it's like a prickly pear (Crabbits), Monday, 1 September 2014 18:40 (nine years ago) link

There are, like, 100 victims, and it's all in the news. And I just mentioned one. I don't really get your point, aimless?

Frederik B, Monday, 1 September 2014 18:40 (nine years ago) link

I have no idea who the naked person is...hope it's not me *_*

when you call my name it's like a prickly pear (Crabbits), Monday, 1 September 2014 18:40 (nine years ago) link

"celebrities"

bozack horseman (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 1 September 2014 18:41 (nine years ago) link

Actually they're prolly all pretty famous and I'm just old

bozack horseman (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 1 September 2014 18:42 (nine years ago) link

News of naked celebs reaches me by a stagecoach-delivered mailbag, so I expect to know more by next Thursday.

Aimless, Monday, 1 September 2014 18:49 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/AJmRldy.jpg

On a technical note I really hope this will lead to something better than two factor authentication. It works, but it's such an enormous hassle that hardly anyone is prepared to use it.

ambient yacht god (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 1 September 2014 18:55 (nine years ago) link

Upload a naked picture of yourself to authenticate

StanM, Monday, 1 September 2014 18:59 (nine years ago) link

:D

(that pro-tip is cool) poor celebs, they can't ever use what's my pets' name, because everybody knows celeb X chihahua is called Y

Ludo, Monday, 1 September 2014 19:02 (nine years ago) link

iirc that was how Paris Hilton's phone got hacked back in the day? She had tinkerbell (her dog's name) as the password. More recently, I recall reading on ontd about Miley Cyrus stalkers who accessed her mother's icloud via similar means. 10 years between the two incidents and we're still using passwords?

gyac, Monday, 1 September 2014 19:18 (nine years ago) link

more nude images:

http://mantlethought.org/sites/default/files/George%20W%20Bush%20Self%20Portraits.jpg

pplains, Monday, 1 September 2014 19:37 (nine years ago) link

lol

the late great, Monday, 1 September 2014 19:38 (nine years ago) link

the narrator's voice on that is absolutely spot on

Daphnis Celesta, Wednesday, 3 September 2014 20:57 (nine years ago) link

lord if I hear one more smug prick compare this situation with 'leaving a door unlocked' I will go postal.

a friend of mine got so fed-up with these assholes in a friend's FB thread that he actually claimed to have hacked their personal credit card info and threatened to post it on the thread since it was "their fault for not being secure enough". not something I condone but it was funny how quickly they didn't find it funny anymore.

Neanderthal, Friday, 5 September 2014 22:37 (nine years ago) link


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