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Happy birthday to our happiest poster, and may all his presents be big ones, oo-er!

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Sunday, 19 January 2003 23:09 (twenty-three years ago)

i lick you dan

― chaki (chaki), Sunday, 19 January 2003 23:13 (twenty-three years ago)

A belated Hip hip hooray for Dan P.'s magical birthing day!

― j.lu (j.lu), Sunday, 19 January 2003 23:13 (twenty-three years ago)

belated, innuendo-laden congratulations.

― naked as sin (naked as sin), Sunday, 19 January 2003 23:14 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh hey - happy day!

― Kim (Kim), Sunday, 19 January 2003 23:18 (twenty-three years ago)

also Gale!! if she's still here and/or real anyway

(in fact wasn't it dan's b'day yesterday?)

anyway happy happy etc

― mark s (mark s), Sunday, 19 January 2003 23:21 (twenty-three years ago)

(maybe gale has been reborn as naked as sin!!)

― mark s (mark s), Sunday, 19 January 2003 23:23 (twenty-three years ago)

DAN DANCES AND THEREFORE HE IS A FRIEND OF MINE.

Hoppy birthday!

― Ally (mlescaut), Sunday, 19 January 2003 23:25 (twenty-three years ago)

Dan's (and my) b-day was yesterday, Mark.

― naked as sin (naked as sin), Sunday, 19 January 2003 23:30 (twenty-three years ago)

well that wrecks my gale joke then :(

― mark s (mark s), Sunday, 19 January 2003 23:32 (twenty-three years ago)

Happy Birthday Dan! Alles Gute zum Geburtstag!

― C J (C J), Sunday, 19 January 2003 23:32 (twenty-three years ago)

Happy birthday to ILX's baddest mang!

― rosemary (rosemary), Sunday, 19 January 2003 23:33 (twenty-three years ago)

Dan, you punk, mail me my Cure CD-R!

And, yeah, happy blah-blah and many more blah-blah, yeah.

― David R. (popshots75`), Sunday, 19 January 2003 23:34 (twenty-three years ago)

happy birthday DAN PERRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

― geeta (geeta), Sunday, 19 January 2003 23:35 (twenty-three years ago)

!!!!

― geeta (geeta), Sunday, 19 January 2003 23:35 (twenty-three years ago)

you're like an angel and you give us your love, and we just can't seem to get enough of DAN PERRY.

― Ally (mlescaut), Sunday, 19 January 2003 23:49 (twenty-three years ago)

Dan! Dan! He's our boy! If he cant do it, no-one....

― Michael B, Sunday, 19 January 2003 23:56 (twenty-three years ago)

HAPPY ATLANTICIST BIRTHDAY

EVERY POSSE AND CREW THE FUTURE IS OUT THERE BEFORE YOUR EYES EYES EYES...

― garethmaryfelicity in islington (gareth), Monday, 20 January 2003 00:12 (twenty-three years ago)

Happy birthday to Perry, the rudest Dan! <- see here the worst parody of Ludacris

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Monday, 20 January 2003 00:15 (twenty-three years ago)

I will Dan-ce (HA!) for you tonite at Luomo, DJP! Happy birthday to my favorite fellow Minnesota-born poster!

― M Matos (M Matos), Monday, 20 January 2003 00:17 (twenty-three years ago)

Happy birthday Dan! I am glad you are getting older because your suggestive jokes will be k-funny by the time they're coming from an 80-year-old.

― nabisco (nabisco), Monday, 20 January 2003 00:19 (twenty-three years ago)

YAY CIVILIZED PEOPLE

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― Millar (Millar), Monday, 20 January 2003 00:30 (twenty-three years ago)

I think you're nice, dan, I hope you enjoyed your birthday.

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 20 January 2003 00:32 (twenty-three years ago)

happy birthday dan :-)

― ron (ron), Monday, 20 January 2003 01:15 (twenty-three years ago)

happy birthday Dan!!

― Aaron Grossman (aajjgg), Monday, 20 January 2003 01:37 (twenty-three years ago)

happy danday

― minna (minna), Monday, 20 January 2003 02:09 (twenty-three years ago)

happy birthday to dan! get some wind under your wings, man.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Monday, 20 January 2003 02:18 (twenty-three years ago)

happy DP day, dan

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Monday, 20 January 2003 02:18 (twenty-three years ago)

happy Geburtstag, Dan!

did you get a cake with Insane Clown Posse or Prince figurines?

― Tad (llamasfur), Monday, 20 January 2003 02:21 (twenty-three years ago)

Happy birthday, Dan and Gale, I love you love you love you!

― Arthur (Arthur), Monday, 20 January 2003 02:55 (twenty-three years ago)

whip-whip-whooray,
Dan Perry!
talk dirty, do!
come!
make us merry!

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Monday, 20 January 2003 03:29 (twenty-three years ago)

Happy Birthday, Dan!

I'm sure you can even sauc-ify that statement!

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Monday, 20 January 2003 04:03 (twenty-three years ago)

I love you guys!

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 20 January 2003 04:48 (twenty-three years ago)

Aw, if I had posted earlier I would've gotten an "I love you" from Dan. But alas :(

Happy birthday.

― Curtis Stephens, Monday, 20 January 2003 04:49 (twenty-three years ago)

Happy birthday Dan!

― sand.y, Monday, 20 January 2003 05:01 (twenty-three years ago)

I DEMAND NOTIFICATION IMMEDIATELY IN FUTURE WHENEVER DAN'S BIRTHDAY HAPPENS SO I AM NOT LATE WITH MY WISHES. This means sending out couriers or attack helicopters or whatever to get my attention.

Happy birthday, you wonderful man. We shall defeat the scoffing hordes together and make them realize the genius of "When the Body Speaks."

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 20 January 2003 05:02 (twenty-three years ago)

Happy birthday.

― sundar subramanian (sundar), Monday, 20 January 2003 06:57 (twenty-three years ago)

sorry, slap me

http://www.indiana.edu/~ucsops/dansck.jpg

anyway, happy whoof whoof whoof!

http://www.touchmoon.com/dotters/Dan.jpg

― erik, Monday, 20 January 2003 07:44 (twenty-three years ago)

Hope the FUCKSOCKS I sent you are your size. Happy B'day Dan the Man.

― Billy Dods (Billy Dods), Monday, 20 January 2003 09:37 (twenty-three years ago)

Happy Birthdang!

― Alfie (Alfie), Monday, 20 January 2003 09:46 (twenty-three years ago)

Hi! We're Def Leppard! And we'd just like to wish Dan a very smutty birthday!

Joe: Yeah! Have a great day, you very very bad mang!

― Def Leppard (jel), Monday, 20 January 2003 09:52 (twenty-three years ago)

happy bangday!

― mitch lastnamewithheld (mitchlnw), Monday, 20 January 2003 09:58 (twenty-three years ago)

As they - not me, generally - say in the land of snow tires and lutefisk, have a happy!

― suzy (suzy), Monday, 20 January 2003 10:07 (twenty-three years ago)

Belated Happy B'dang

― smee (smee), Monday, 20 January 2003 10:10 (twenty-three years ago)

Hmmrph Brifdee Hippee B'lated.

― Colin Meeder (Mert), Monday, 20 January 2003 10:27 (twenty-three years ago)

Dan was actually born in DANUARY! How cool is that?

― jel -- (jel), Monday, 20 January 2003 10:27 (twenty-three years ago)

Happy Birthday American Me (as decided at Saturday's FAP).

― Pete (Pete), Monday, 20 January 2003 10:29 (twenty-three years ago)

happy birthday Dan. hopefully you'll get Lydon's 'vocals' in the coming year.

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Monday, 20 January 2003 10:30 (twenty-three years ago)

hope you had fun. HBB!

― Jeff W, Monday, 20 January 2003 10:49 (twenty-three years ago)

Lots of happy birthday to Dan

― toraneko (toraneko), Monday, 20 January 2003 11:57 (twenty-three years ago)

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belated birthday wishes of the happiest variety.

― grimly fiendish, Saturday, 19 January 2008 09:00 (eighteen years ago)

one year passes...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MAN!

― tehresa, Monday, 18 January 2010 23:43 (sixteen years ago)

Happy birthday! I hope you are doing something fun and relaxing. :)

― Sara R-C, Monday, 18 January 2010 23:54 (sixteen years ago)

this guys is easily in my top 5 mods. hb dp.

― david eli roth (darraghmac), Monday, 18 January 2010 23:55 (sixteen years ago)

gross

― DANGER: DO NOT EAT SHAMELESS DONG (jjjusten), Tuesday, 19 January 2010 00:08 (sixteen years ago)

happy birthday

― DANGER: DO NOT EAT SHAMELESS DONG (jjjusten), Tuesday, 19 January 2010 00:10 (sixteen years ago)

you jerk

― DANGER: DO NOT EAT SHAMELESS DONG (jjjusten), Tuesday, 19 January 2010 00:10 (sixteen years ago)

happy b-day! : )

― Na'vi Girls (Need Love Too) (M@tt He1ges0n), Tuesday, 19 January 2010 00:23 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.flickr.com/photos/27907798@N00/4286994119/?processed=1&cb=1263894226427

― DANGER: DO NOT EAT SHAMELESS DONG (jjjusten), Tuesday, 19 January 2010 09:48 (sixteen years ago)

that took like over an hour so you get what you get really

― DANGER: DO NOT EAT SHAMELESS DONG (jjjusten), Tuesday, 19 January 2010 09:48 (sixteen years ago)

http://tarayang.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/114_08671.jpg

― Definition of Sonned (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 19 January 2010 09:53 (sixteen years ago)

happy borthday dee pee

― Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 19 January 2010 10:33 (sixteen years ago)

Happy Birthday!

― Mit der Kattzheit kaempfen Goetter selbst vergebens (Michael White), Tuesday, 19 January 2010 15:00 (sixteen years ago)

HBDP!

― wanna be shartin' somethin' (WmC), Tuesday, 19 January 2010 15:02 (sixteen years ago)

you guys! ^_^

― Vajazzle My Nazzle (HI DERE), Tuesday, 19 January 2010 20:29 (sixteen years ago)

eleven months pass...

this is a thing or not i dunno

― all i gotta do is akh nachivly (darraghmac), Tuesday, 18 January 2011 02:13 (fifteen years ago)

OMG RUNNING AT U WITH CAKE HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAN

http://welldonefillet.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/birthday.jpg

― VegemiteGrrrl, Tuesday, 18 January 2011 02:23 (fifteen years ago)

Officially tomorrow but hell, it's already tomorrow some places.

― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 18 January 2011 02:45 (fifteen years ago)

getting in early to beat the rush?

― VegemiteGrrrl, Tuesday, 18 January 2011 02:49 (fifteen years ago)

MOAR CAEK

― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 18 January 2011 02:51 (fifteen years ago)

Anyway, as today IS the day -- happy birthday!

― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 18 January 2011 13:13 (fifteen years ago)

Happy birthdan!

― StanM, Tuesday, 18 January 2011 14:45 (fifteen years ago)

I already brought my best lols & hey look theres a picture of cake but HBDP x 2!!!

― VegemiteGrrrl, Tuesday, 18 January 2011 14:54 (fifteen years ago)

Happy Birthday!

― Le mépris vient de la tête, la haine vient du cœur (Michael White), Tuesday, 18 January 2011 14:57 (fifteen years ago)

Happppy Birithdy Dan!

― Stop Non-Erotic Cabaret (Abbbottt), Tuesday, 18 January 2011 15:17 (fifteen years ago)

*cuntymints*

best swear ever.

happy birthday dan

― "jobs" (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 18 January 2011 15:24 (fifteen years ago)

<3 Thank you! <3

― Indolence Mission (DJP), Tuesday, 18 January 2011 15:43 (fifteen years ago)

Happy birthday!

― earnest goes to camp, ironic goes to ilm (pixel farmer), Tuesday, 18 January 2011 17:46 (fifteen years ago)

Dude, I only hope that when I get as old as you I can still summon up as much energy as you do. U r an inspiration to the rest of us, old timer, hb.

― O_o-O_0-o_O (jjjusten), Tuesday, 18 January 2011 17:52 (fifteen years ago)

Dan deserves nothing but the best:

http://loscuatroojos.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/happy-birthday1.jpg

― Aimless, Tuesday, 18 January 2011 19:02 (fifteen years ago)

I like the implication that the 2.5 months that separate me from jjjusten makes me a marvel of medical science, but that is only because I am a fan of any implication that I am a marvel of anything.

― Indolence Mission (DJP), Tuesday, 18 January 2011 19:25 (fifteen years ago)

happy birthday dp<3

― estela, Tuesday, 18 January 2011 19:39 (fifteen years ago)

Dan u r an inspiration to my world of young people

― O_o-O_0-o_O (jjjusten), Tuesday, 18 January 2011 19:46 (fifteen years ago)

well that's nice

wait a second

ARE YOU ON MY LAWN?

― Indolence Mission (DJP), Tuesday, 18 January 2011 19:48 (fifteen years ago)

Happy birthday Mr. Perry!

― ‎\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Tuesday, 18 January 2011 19:49 (fifteen years ago)

we got u an ice storm for your birthday--hope it's a good one!!

― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 18 January 2011 19:54 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.crackedkettle.com/store/images/Westons_Perry.jpg

HB Dan

― I thought I lived in England (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 18 January 2011 19:56 (fifteen years ago)

we got u an ice storm for your birthday--hope it's a good one!!

― call all destroyer, Tuesday, January 18, 2011 2:54 PM

lolololol

happy birthday dude!

― markers, Tuesday, 18 January 2011 20:50 (fifteen years ago)

happy birthday to a good guy with a fantastic, elegant first name.

― Daniel, Esq., Tuesday, 18 January 2011 21:15 (fifteen years ago)

seven years pass...

hip hip hooray on dan's magical birthing day!

may sons of a loop da loop era brighten thy perennial with bangers heaped upon bangers

― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 18 January 2018 09:20 (eight years ago)

🎉🎂🎁🎊🎈🍕

― Haribo Hancock (sic), Thursday, 18 January 2018 11:24 (eight years ago)

https://www.kissmekwik.co.uk/images/thumbs/0002666_450.jpeg

― grim-n-gritty hooty reboot (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 18 January 2018 12:09 (eight years ago)

Thank you!

― Embalming is a flirty business (DJP), Friday, 19 January 2018 02:00 (eight years ago)

I hear nobody goes to Dan's birthday thread anymore; it's too crowded.

― A is for (Aimless), Friday, 19 January 2018 02:05 (eight years ago)

happy bday 2 my favorite juggalo

― bhad and bhabie (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 19 January 2018 02:07 (eight years ago)

three years pass...

It's beginning to look a lot like DAN PERRY'S BIRTHDAY

EVERYWHERE I GO

― Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 18 January 2022 15:57 (four years ago)

DJP happy bday!!!

― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 18 January 2022 17:56 (four years ago)

happy birthday DJP!!!!

we are all cookie pimps in yr honor!

― they were written with a ouija board and a rhyming dictionary (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 18 January 2022 18:34 (four years ago)

HBD!!!

― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 18 January 2022 18:52 (four years ago)

Thank you!

― castanuts (DJP), Wednesday, 19 January 2022 05:17 (four years ago)

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