There are twelve people in the world, the rest are paste

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Please list and discuss.

gygax!, Thursday, 9 January 2003 00:26 (twenty-one years ago) link

Does this mean those of us who aren't part of the magical dozen risk being eaten by kindergartners?

That Girl (thatgirl), Thursday, 9 January 2003 00:34 (twenty-one years ago) link

Yup. (The list is Mark S, me and our ten doppelgangers.)

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 9 January 2003 02:11 (twenty-one years ago) link

the nine (plus 1)?

gygax!, Thursday, 9 January 2003 02:19 (twenty-one years ago) link

Always good to have a spare in case hobbits and warrior maidens wreak havoc.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 9 January 2003 02:21 (twenty-one years ago) link

I thought I was paste until today, when I tried to stick to this girl at work.

Tom Millar (Millar), Thursday, 9 January 2003 02:41 (twenty-one years ago) link

Then what were you, Teflon or rubber?

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 9 January 2003 02:43 (twenty-one years ago) link

I was the wrong side of the velcro.

Tom Millar (Millar), Thursday, 9 January 2003 02:53 (twenty-one years ago) link

Did you use the paste excuse or was it consensual?

naked as sin (naked as sin), Thursday, 9 January 2003 03:41 (twenty-one years ago) link

She didn't notice, she was on the phone at the time.

Tom Millar (Millar), Thursday, 9 January 2003 03:45 (twenty-one years ago) link

I'm thinking that I'm one of these twelve people. Can anyone confirm this?

Curtis Stephens, Thursday, 9 January 2003 03:49 (twenty-one years ago) link

As one of the twelve, I can confirm that you are NOT one of the twelve. Also, either Mark S. or Ned, but not both.

Colin Meeder (Mert), Thursday, 9 January 2003 09:29 (twenty-one years ago) link

Phew, thank God I'm an android!

jel -- (jel), Thursday, 9 January 2003 09:51 (twenty-one years ago) link

But, you know, WHAT IS REAL? And all that crap...

It's like dreaming. When you're dreaming, you might think it's real life. But when you wake up you REALLY know THIS is real life. And same with True Love. And what else?

Never-the-less, I AM REAL!

Sarah McLusky (coco), Thursday, 9 January 2003 13:55 (twenty-one years ago) link

Some of us can only aspire to paste-ness.

Tim (Tim), Thursday, 9 January 2003 13:57 (twenty-one years ago) link

I like Paste Special.

Pete (Pete), Thursday, 9 January 2003 14:03 (twenty-one years ago) link

I hope none of the twelve are Catholic.

Ian Pastely (lawrence kansas), Thursday, 9 January 2003 14:14 (twenty-one years ago) link

Are the twelve people actually not people at all but really 12-foot lizards? Cos I'm not one of them. Those. But I'd like to think I was one of the twelve.

Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Thursday, 9 January 2003 14:16 (twenty-one years ago) link

the 12 people are a projected aspect of each of the 12 feet of any one of the lizards: it doesn't in fact matter which lizard, as each lizard has the same 12 feet, but in a different order (each lizard is the avatar of a single permutation, in other words) (as you'd expect obv!)

hence there are 12! lizards but only 12 (real) people (= ppl of power)

the cabals these ppl form plainly have a pecking order, which corresponds to a specific permutation: the lizard in question is deemed the overlord of said cabal (in some of the more mystically inclined branches of dodekapodesaurology, the cabal and the lizard are considered co-terminous...)

mark s (mark s), Thursday, 9 January 2003 14:30 (twenty-one years ago) link

PASTE POT PTEE!

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 9 January 2003 14:49 (twenty-one years ago) link

mark s I'd like to meet you in real life to see just how mad you really are but I'm scared.

Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Thursday, 9 January 2003 14:54 (twenty-one years ago) link

/*******

di smith (lucylurex), Thursday, 9 January 2003 14:54 (twenty-one years ago) link

i like paste as new image

g-kit (g-kit), Thursday, 9 January 2003 15:00 (twenty-one years ago) link


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