Breast Augmentation

Also, what are you looking to get as a result of enlarged breasts? When it comes to school days, I know from personal experience that harassment of that sort can be traumatic. (I was hassled because I was the first to develop and usually was the most heavily endowed in any group.) However, the teasing was probably less about the size of your breasts than that turned out to be an effective way to get your goat.

I'd been thinking I want them just because I want them - never had them and now there's a way I can - but Douglas, I think maybe you do have a point - maybe I am letting the 16 year old me boss the 30 year old me around...

Maybe I should just buy more padded bras.

I have nothing against plastic surgery (whatever makes you happy), but just remember that on skinny women GREAT BIG CARTOON BOOBS can look kind of weird.

That is all.

Anyway - I digress - I can see where you're coming from, but my aunt had them done though her armpit after breast cancer (giving what my grandmother, looking for the positive side of the illness, called "lovely Pride and Prejudice boobs"). She hated the drainage tube, and to be honest I think she'd have rather kept her old ones.

??????

(Is it some kind of rhynming slang?)

"Shoes," Sheila Jeffreys says, "are almost becoming torture instruments. During a woman's daily make-up ritual, on average she will expose herself to more than 200 synthetic chemicals before she has morning coffee. Regular lipstick wearers will ingest up to four and a half kilos during their lifetime." We are talking about Jeffreys' latest book, Beauty And Misogyny: Harmful Cultural Practices In The West, and she is in full flow about the horrors of what she calls "the brutality of beauty".

This is so over-the-top.

HOORAY! Welcome to society. This is your cultural birth. You are welcome here, as long as you don't say douchey things like that anymore.

for the record, my friend posted that and forgot to log out - I'm perfectly happy with my own boobs k thx bye.

-- luna (luna.c), Sunday, July 31, 2005 8:54 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Link
i was gonna say!

-- jaymc (jaymc), Sunday, July 31, 2005 8:56 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Link

looool

http://www.bigpunforever.com/9p.jpg

I think it's ridiculous to reply (to her friend) that you, a poster, like small breasts. Some like'em small, some like'em big. It doesn't so much matter what one particular person thinks, just what she feels. She wasn't going from tiny boobies to superbazookas (which, if I recall correctly very few surgeons would give her). That said, there are a lot of dangers to it (fucking up immune system, leakage, nipple insensivity,...).

I wonder what she did. Did she have'em done or not?

Let's not keep this thread anywhere close to the top. Chaki's on a personal tear to badmouth Luna. This is not a real revival.

nice work not keeping it from the top, mizzz.

I try to sit at the bar and fish extra olives out of the garnish tray when the bartender isn't busy. Helps if you know the bartender.

Someone, a friend, soaked a whole bunch of lychees in vodka for two weeks.......NOM and extra dranked after like ten of them!

dateline worthy: if luna had scammed people out of money via a fake internet persona in order to afford fake breasts.

Can you still lactate after fake boobage?

Well, not you specifically, but the augmented being?

That should certainly be googleable data. I'm on it.

I'm sure you can, if based only on rrrobyn's diagrams

depends on where they make the incision

I thought generally speaking the answer was no? But that you don't know until you get pregnant and try it -- I guess the...severing? disruption? (or conversely, preservation) of the milk ducts isn't an exact science.

Go figure, something invasive and (mostly) unnecessary that is solely performed on women isn't particularly well researched for the drawbacks that don't affect the patient's supposed sex appeal.

xp ahh, thanks, Beth. Does that come with a gin martini?

If the nerves around the areola were not cut or damaged during surgery, you may be able to nurse fully or partially. Nerves are vital to breastfeeding since they trigger the brain to release prolactin and oxytocin, two hormones that affect milk production. Your chances of breastfeeding also improve if your milk duct system is intact.

Oh god, there's reasons beyond suckling I wouldn't want nerve nippular damage.

thx for the research Beth!

I always think "What if that lady in Grapes of Wrath had a boob job? Would she have been able to breastfeed that man to keep him alive still? Or would the most jaw-dropping moment in all of high school English be the ending of 'The Necklace' instead?"

It's like a pornographic "Gift of the Magi": she gets implants to make herself more desirable, thereby increasing her chances of getting hitched and/or pregnant...and then can't save a member of the set she was trying to attract.

The GRAPES of wrath indeed

(you see the milk glands are all bunched up like widdle grapey wapes, or bindles of chicken fat.)

Out of desperation I once tried to cream my coffee with my own breast milk. Took about a cup to do the job. That stuff may be sweet but it's way nonfat.

I don't believe you.

I mean I am militant about milk in coffee and also unusually hippie-ish in my feelings about bodily fluids but I don't think my own breastmilk would be an option. For me.

It's true. I nursed my kids for 4 years straight, so I had a ready supply.

You'd do it too, if you got up and there was no freaking milk for the coffee.

xp What, in the freezer?

in her breasts!

yep, time to go home

also lol "nippular"

wow. i prefer half & half in my coffee, do i even want to ask what the diy equal of that would be?

Gallons. Whole tittiesful.

On the bright side, you don't have to add sugar.

Or colostrum.

I conveyed the milk directly from glandular structure into coffee cup, by means of a rolling thumb/index finger action.

I hate it when there's no colostrum in the morning.

Wow I really do not want to write my resume.

Wow I really do not want to write my resume.

-- Laurel, Tuesday, October 16, 2007 9:02 PM (Tuesday, October 16, 2007 9:02 PM) Bookmark Link

hi dere, wait until you have to write cover letters.

Oh, I'm not going to do that. I'm going to give my resume to people I know at various publishing houses and let THEM rep me. At least that's the plan.

i'm thinking about bagging the european tour and getting out of chicago for the winter. if i don't land something quick there's really no reason to stay here.

but that's for another time, back to titties and coffee.

If you get a firm enough implant you should be able to set your coffee cup right up there, no problem.

Or even implants, plural.

yes, that is what everyone wants in a breast

We all need extra storage space.

My kitchen is woefully lacking in counter space. The implant option makes a lot of sense.

If you get a firm enough implant you should be able to set your coffee cup right up there, no problem.

anyone remember those stretch armstrong dolls from the 70s? maybe you could get implants made out of that stuff?

You could mold actual cupholders! A chest console!

i keep reading implant as eggplant

They're very similar.

You could mold actual cupholders! A chest console!

that's exactly what i was thinking.

spare change, beat-up old ipod, loose cigarettes...

Gives a whole new meaning to "cup-size."

I'm a 36 Venti.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/a/ae/GC_A_Place_For_My_Stuff.jpg/200px-GC_A_Place_For_My_Stuff.jpg

ILX: A storm in a C-cup

HA

lol, laurel told deeznuts off for being an ass on the tits thread.