The general injoke-laden insanity of this board

keep 'em old, I say

um, oh, ph34r m3, catbus, 3d monstah maze, ect (obv)

oh wow ... seth putnam posts here now!

hein?

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breadslice

Rockist Scientist OTM

injoke-bin-laden

heard any good in-jokes lately?

there was a pretty funny one where the IRE/1p3/post-noise/ask chaki/zinger/revivalist/post-idme crew claimed to have a "secret board".

DJ grizz

lol post-noize

apres-noize

aprez lawaai

na geluidsoverlast

I think noize is actually made by general mills.

uh, what the hell else can possibly happen with an internet "community" of 30-40 regular posters?

― jess (dubplatestyle), Monday, October 28, 2002 4:43 AM (7 years ago) Bookmark

we need new blood

blood as in sacrificial victims

What, we're not good enough for you? ;_;

I like the scare-quotes around "community."

I could use some new blood

Shit, can i dig myself into my stereotype any further :|

(NP: the cure)

lol

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double lol:

6. Salad Dressing

I would maybe try guacamole + jelly if you toasted the hell out of the bread

I think the ppl who made this list didn't really think it through

man we're mad poor at my JCC and we've made do w/ orange marmalade & sunbutter sandwiches on hamburger buns multiple times

I would maybe try guacamole + jelly if you toasted the hell out of the bread

― oɔsıqɐu (nabisco), Friday, November 6, 2009 10:37 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

g-r-o-s-s.

Would eat all these almond butter and jelly sandwiches, though! Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

xp Maybe use BANANA GUACAMOLE?

what's in this stuff?

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poop

"Better n' peanut butter is the answer to all my prayers! Even though it may not be -as- good as real peanut butter, it satisfies my cravings immensely. It has just enough of the creamy peanut butter taste to calm my nerves. I enjoy hoards of it between two slices of bread, and I'm sent to heaven and back. I would like to give a kiss to whoever invented this product! Now I can eat peanut butter without having a huge guilt trip! Yayyyy!"

Who ever the person is that said this stuff tastes like nail polish must have just swallowed a bottle of it then taken a bite of the peanut butter because there is not other reason that I can think of for them to make that assessment.

This stuff is fabulous! If your looking for chunky, this is not for you. It has a nice sweet flavor, which makes it extra nice if your out of jelly or jam because it can work nicely on it's own. :) It's also very smooth and soft and extremely spreadable. I have been very into PB&J lately and am just flying through my jars.

I live by this stuff and recomend that everyone give it a try but PLEASE realize that it's okay if you don't love it. You must remember that it's not your old school basic Jif. It's low cal and just different, but that doesn't make it bad. Oh, it's so good and I can't wait to have my PB&J tomorrow....maybe I'll have one for dinner, my mouth is watering for it right now. :)

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btw pedophile alert on GIS for "the stuff"

that cast is str8 lol

Now I can eat peanut butter without having a huge guilt trip!

I mean, how much peanut butter do you have to eat for this to be an issue?

truly three hammy fuckin' bastards in that flick! love garrett of course.

you think danny aiello and paul sorvino care about how much peanut butter they eat! hah!

I bought some Better'N Peanut Butter recently out of guilt. At first I was pretty into it, but after a while I couldn't get over the artificial taste.

you have peanut guilt?

are you getting a tubby tum tum or something?

A GIS for Babar porn is surprisingly innocuous!

does that mean that nothing shows up or it's just really softcore babar porn?

This shows up:

http://www.eugenewei.com/images/misc/babar-newyorker-cartoon.jpg

tbh it's not really erotic at all

it is if you imagine the librarian and babar. . after hours. . .reading each other "Hop on Pop"

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Hoppage on ... oh it's not worth it.

<3 <3 <3^^^

are you getting a tubby tum tum or something?

Nah, just thought, hey why not choose the healthier option if all things are equal? But all things were not equal.

Seriously wtf happened to the world that so many kids supposedly have all these deadly allergies? Scott otm.

we don't leave the weak ones in the forest to die of exposure anymore.

For a minute there I thought you were talking about new ILXors... I guess that still works ha.

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nabisco: Thanks for explaining all of that upthread; I have experienced that here before, and I appreciate your thoughtful response.

Seriously wtf happened to the world that so many kids supposedly have all these deadly allergies?

^^^ This X 1,000,000. I never knew any kids growing up that had severe allergies of that nature. Now they seem a dime a dozen. Was it all of those immunization shots? Was Jenny right?

in my day, there might have been, like, one kid with asthma or something and we would beat them to a pulp and throw their inhalers away and it was never spoken of again. you can't coddle these crybabies.

lol'd all weekend to this.

Seriously wtf happened to the world that so many kids supposedly have all these deadly allergies?

^^^ This X 1,000,000. I never knew any kids growing up that had severe allergies of that nature. Now they seem a dime a dozen. Was it all of those immunization shots? Was Jenny right?

― I HEART CREEPY MENS (Deric W. Haircare), Sunday, November 8, 2009 10:06 PM (5 minutes ago)

yeah we should stop giving these immediately!!

I'm inclined to ask if there are still as many people with deadly allergies as there always was - bugger all and none - and schools are just being fscking ridic. No peanut products in the school? Come the eff on. I mean playgrounds with padded flooring and rounded corners, kids never going outside any more... I feel old, I really do.

respectfully, "come the eff on" is not a very good counter-argument for putting the safety of children with life-threatening allergies at risk

blame the episode of freaks & geeks where bill goes to the hospital.

i dunno though, you'd have to find some statistics for that (i'm sure there are some?). i've also seen a bunch of stories where schools are making kids go outside more, increasing gym class time etc, but that's in response to the rise in childhood obesity from what i've gathered

tubby peanut-eating bastards

I'm not dismissing the seriousness of life threatening allergies. I'm asking why when I went to school, this was not even remotely an issue, and I've never known anyone to die of a peanut reaction. Seen some asthma attacks sure. I cannot believe there are that many deadly allergics around that an entire community would shut down eating certain food stuffs, and I would like to think if a child has a known very severe allergy then it is his parents who should be educating the child very very strictly to never eat anyone elses food, to carry an epipen, and etc.

I mean that said, I do get the point that we cant be 100% sure kids that age will ever do the right thing and hence the bans. Still...

Food allergies are on the rise: "4% of all children hav(e) some form of food allergy. Over the past 10 years, the prevalence of food allergies has increased by nearly 20%."

i pretended to be allergic to brussels sprouts as a kid but it didn't fly

And it's a debate: Are Doctors Over-Diagnosing Food Allergies?

But, as I say, my daughter has classmates who apparently have very severe food allergies. It's definitely a real condition, and some kids can die from an allergic reaction.

Interesting article.

Doctors say that misdiagnosed food allergies appear to be on the rise, and countless families are needlessly avoiding certain foods and spending hundreds of dollars on costly nonallergenic supplements. In extreme cases, misdiagnosed allergies have put children at risk for malnutrition.

And avoiding food in the mistaken fear of allergy may be making the overall problem worse — by making children more sensitive to certain foods when they finally do eat them.

I can attest to this one personally, I was put on an elimination diet in the 90s to see if it would help with my persistant run-down health - I was constantly sleepy, weak and headachy and they were all bla blah chronic fatigue.

They claimed I was "insensitive" to various things but after 3 months eating nothing but potatoes and plain red meat, I couldnt even stomach half a tomato without violent stomach problems and rashes *I'd never had before*.

So I thought "fuck this", ate what I wanted, and to be honest was never that sick again.

But yeah (xpost) intolerances and ezxcema are a wildly diff ballpark than death by anaphalactic shock.

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