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― Οὖτις, Wednesday, 1 February 2017 19:45 (seven years ago) link
"as soon as you've got a shot, take it"
― blonde redheads have more fun (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 1 February 2017 20:15 (seven years ago) link
good work. for some reason I think I lolled most at "a polar bear that let itself go"
― rob, Wednesday, 1 February 2017 20:20 (seven years ago) link
i have a common friend w/ Bruce V1lanch, he'd be... upset :D
― Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 1 February 2017 20:26 (seven years ago) link
Constant lolz throughout. Can I vote for all of them?
― ailsa, Wednesday, 1 February 2017 20:35 (seven years ago) link
This is too hard - alisa OTM
― Everything Moves Towards The Sun (Ross), Wednesday, 1 February 2017 20:39 (seven years ago) link
very sad that PSH won't ever get to play him
― flappy bird, Wednesday, 1 February 2017 20:41 (seven years ago) link
my personal fav. has to be Slimer before he was a ghost.
― Frobisher, Wednesday, 1 February 2017 20:43 (seven years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.
― System, Thursday, 2 February 2017 00:01 (seven years ago) link
Wow, these are all quite delectable
― International House of Hot Takes (kingfish), Thursday, 2 February 2017 00:52 (seven years ago) link
BBC light entertainer a close second
― mookieproof, Thursday, 2 February 2017 01:15 (seven years ago) link
looked at the picture for a while and the phrase "town drunk" kept coming to mind. let's go otis
― it me, Thursday, 2 February 2017 01:26 (seven years ago) link
a sea cucumber wrapped in a carpet sample
but really I coulda picked 5 others
― Neanderthal, Thursday, 2 February 2017 01:32 (seven years ago) link
Bill Callahan of the Oakland RAiders circa 2002 sadly not thought of in time
was gonna say something about mark davis but that's a step too far
― mookieproof, Thursday, 2 February 2017 01:39 (seven years ago) link
is to much to hope for to ask mods to autoreplace "Steve Bannon" w whatever wins here a la hatcat
― Οὖτις, Thursday, 2 February 2017 18:37 (seven years ago) link
you made this poll before "shaved garfield"
for shame
― who is extremely unqualified to review this pop album (BradNelson), Thursday, 2 February 2017 18:38 (seven years ago) link
write in for "post-autopsy Chris Farley"
― aaaaaaaauuuuuuuuu (melting robot) (WilliamC), Thursday, 2 February 2017 19:10 (seven years ago) link
yeah shaved garfield is the winner in our hearts
― voodoo chili, Thursday, 2 February 2017 19:23 (seven years ago) link
we're really voting for second place here i think
― for sale: steve bannon waifu pillow (heavily soiled) (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 2 February 2017 19:54 (seven years ago) link
write in for shaved garfield
clearly the best
― Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 2 February 2017 20:25 (seven years ago) link
https://twitter.com/TriciaLockwood/status/827252079026700290
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 2 February 2017 20:29 (seven years ago) link
Voted Slimer but with the more elegant "pre-ghost Slimer" phrasing in mind.
― stein beck ii: the wrath of grapes (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 2 February 2017 20:30 (seven years ago) link
SHAVED GARFIELD
WHY ARE WE STILL TALKING ABOUT THIS
― Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 2 February 2017 20:34 (seven years ago) link
'COZ WE'RE NOT GOING TO BE SILENCED MR PRESIDENT
― aaaaaaaauuuuuuuuu (melting robot) (WilliamC), Thursday, 2 February 2017 20:45 (seven years ago) link
pah! shaved garfield isn't even that good
― mookieproof, Thursday, 2 February 2017 20:46 (seven years ago) link
Shaved Garfield entails too much ambiguity:https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/1f/James_Abram_Garfield%2C_photo_portrait_seated.jpg/220px-James_Abram_Garfield%2C_photo_portrait_seated.jpg
― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Thursday, 2 February 2017 20:48 (seven years ago) link
fp'd u for that mookie
sorry but ilx must stand united on the shaved garfield issue
― for sale: steve bannon waifu pillow (heavily soiled) (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 2 February 2017 20:50 (seven years ago) link
'a giant blancmange rolled in pubes' shits on shaved garfield from a great height sorry that's just how i feel
― mookieproof, Thursday, 2 February 2017 20:52 (seven years ago) link
well look that was one of mine so i appreciate your support but nonetheless i must insist
― for sale: steve bannon waifu pillow (heavily soiled) (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 2 February 2017 20:54 (seven years ago) link
bizarro + mookie = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aiD_lGRkSmU
― Οὖτις, Thursday, 2 February 2017 20:58 (seven years ago) link
It's so perfect, and so totally l'esprit de l'escalier.
― jane burkini (suzy), Thursday, 2 February 2017 20:59 (seven years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C3sEj78UEAUgW5K.jpg:small
― mookieproof, Thursday, 2 February 2017 21:04 (seven years ago) link
somehow less grotesque than the real thing
― for sale: steve bannon waifu pillow (heavily soiled) (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 2 February 2017 21:06 (seven years ago) link
― Frobisher, Wednesday, February 1, 2017 2:43 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
same
― jason waterfalls (gbx), Thursday, 2 February 2017 21:16 (seven years ago) link
the only reason for twitter moments to exist:
https://twitter.com/i/moments/826087302715830274
― voodoo chili, Thursday, 2 February 2017 21:34 (seven years ago) link
omg @ "Brazilian Scrotum Mascot, Mr. Balls"
― Οὖτις, Thursday, 2 February 2017 21:36 (seven years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.
― System, Friday, 3 February 2017 00:01 (seven years ago) link
"human yeast infection" made the top 5, i feel v honored yr welcome america
― Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 3 February 2017 01:12 (seven years ago) link
https://www.washingtonpost.com/resizer/KSmLu2DCerJUl3TvD8WKxcH9QnY=/1484x0/arc-anglerfish-washpost-prod-washpost.s3.amazonaws.com/public/RMYLS2G4MAI6RNZSHRZMX4JR6I.jpg
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 30 October 2018 19:28 (five years ago) link
Was there a similar thread for Ted Cruz descriptions?
― Elvis Telecom, Tuesday, 30 October 2018 21:41 (five years ago) link
lookin good
― Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Tuesday, 30 October 2018 21:45 (five years ago) link
got that ‘embalmed in piss’ look on lock
― la bébé du nom-nom (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 30 October 2018 21:46 (five years ago) link
Joel Peter Witkin announces new book...
― Elvis Telecom, Tuesday, 30 October 2018 21:55 (five years ago) link
I'm at Holiday Inn in North Topeka where a small gathering is waiting for Steve Bannon to stump for Watkins. Organizer says he's en route from Topeka airport #ksleg #ks02— Sherman Smith (@sherman_news) October 30, 2018
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Wednesday, 31 October 2018 02:48 (five years ago) link
^thread
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Wednesday, 31 October 2018 02:49 (five years ago) link
Nicholas Campbell is totally playing this dude in the Trump Admin film by Oliver Stone
― fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Monday, 24 December 2018 19:58 (five years ago) link