WHICH CLG JERSEY FOR TOMBOT

This is an all caps stunt poll to make people skim my rambling on Do like me and get into eSports because that's how American gridiron football dies

But I do need some quasi-random strangers to help me pick which jersey to pay for, should I decide to pull the trigger. Many other peoples' dollars have been spent so that I might wear shirts that say shit like "MANNING" and "ZIDANE" or even * - but now you get to choose what silly thing people will see across my broad, manly shoulders when I walk around the office on Fridays pretending that I wish I was somebody else. The lowest or highest number of votes will determine my choice. I will decide how to interpret the outcome.

Here's the twitter accounts that belong to the players whose choices of handle have determined the poll candidates:

Doublelift = https://twitter.com/clgdoublelift
Aphromoo = https://twitter.com/aphromoo
Pobelter = https://twitter.com/Pobelter
Xmithie = https://twitter.com/lolxmithie
Ziospartan = https://twitter.com/ZionSpartan

Here's the store link for what I'm talking about, in case you care about aesthetics or context:

http://store.clgaming.net/collections/frontpage/products/clg-season-5-jersey-blank

NB caring about aesthetics or context is an automatic disqualifier - please vote twice for each time you care about those things

*pretty sure I also have a Bayern Munich one in a dresser somewhere but everybody else has gone to bed and I swear it's not MÜLLER even though that's probably exactly whose it is

Poll Results

― BRAAAAAAMETHEUS (El Tomboto), Saturday, 3 October 2015 05:51 (eight years ago) link