your mom is

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please consider the arguments on either side carefully and then make your determination for the good of all humanity

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your mom is:

Poll Results

Option	Votes
not a sandwich	22
a sandwich	10

― I Am Curious (Dolezal) (DJP), Friday, 31 July 2015 15:05 (eight years ago) link

voting 'sandwich'

― bizarro gazzara, Friday, 31 July 2015 15:07 (eight years ago) link

Your Mom is, higher than a mountain
Your Mom is, thicker than water
She is this dreamers only dream
Heaven's Angel, Devil's daughter

― hunangarage, Friday, 31 July 2015 15:14 (eight years ago) link

You know what else is a sandwich?

http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140105082817/memebases-my-little-brony/images/3/32/MYMOM-2.gif

― I might like you better if we Yelped together (Phil D.), Friday, 31 July 2015 15:16 (eight years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=38_MwcGDNhQ

― Pauper Management Improved (Sanpaku), Friday, 31 July 2015 18:54 (eight years ago) link

your mom is deeper than the night
stronger than the north wind blowin

― difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 31 July 2015 18:57 (eight years ago) link

damnit, sanpaku beat me to it

― five six and (man alive), Friday, 31 July 2015 18:58 (eight years ago) link

my mom is actually a hotdog

― head clowning instructor (art), Friday, 31 July 2015 19:00 (eight years ago) link

your mom is a vampire
sent to drayeeayeeayeeeen

― rip van wanko, Friday, 31 July 2015 19:02 (eight years ago) link

your mom keeps lifting me higher
than I've ever been lifted before

― five six and (man alive), Friday, 31 July 2015 19:10 (eight years ago) link

baby I need your mom
got to have all your mom

― five six and (man alive), Friday, 31 July 2015 19:10 (eight years ago) link

please vote

― I Am Curious (Dolezal) (DJP), Monday, 3 August 2015 16:53 (eight years ago) link

what will your party do for me

― j., Monday, 3 August 2015 16:55 (eight years ago) link

we will make you a sandwich

― I Am Curious (Dolezal) (DJP), Monday, 3 August 2015 16:56 (eight years ago) link

SOLD

― j., Monday, 3 August 2015 16:56 (eight years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

― System, Saturday, 29 August 2015 00:01 (eight years ago) link

finally the truth will come out

― j., Saturday, 29 August 2015 00:06 (eight years ago) link

the truth is different for every mom

― Aimless, Saturday, 29 August 2015 00:14 (eight years ago) link

i don't care about your mom, only my mom, like it says in the thread title

― j., Saturday, 29 August 2015 02:50 (eight years ago) link

solipsism & the problem of other moms

― drash, Saturday, 29 August 2015 03:19 (eight years ago) link

that's not a problem, as long there can be infinite grandmas

― j., Saturday, 29 August 2015 03:27 (eight years ago) link

Kind of disappointed this wasn't a collection of your mama's so fat punchlines

― Darin, Saturday, 29 August 2015 04:26 (eight years ago) link

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/f8/Hero_Sandwich.jpg

― Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 29 August 2015 05:41 (eight years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

― System, Sunday, 30 August 2015 00:01 (eight years ago) link

sauce all over me

― welltris (crüt), Sunday, 30 August 2015 02:52 (eight years ago) link

two years pass...

wikka wikka slimshady

― remember the lmao (darraghmac), Friday, 19 January 2018 00:14 (six years ago) link

two years pass...

....so stank, she got a sourdough yeast infection

― I am a free. I am not man. A number. (Neanderthal), Monday, 18 May 2020 04:20 (three years ago) link

why i joined ilx

― i am a horse girl (map), Monday, 18 May 2020 04:59 (three years ago) link

three years pass...

Your mom is like A Take of Two Cities, she was both the best and worst of times

― real warm grandpa (Neanderthal), Friday, 6 October 2023 06:50 (six months ago) link

A Hot Take of Two Cities

― m0stly clean (Slowsquatch), Friday, 6 October 2023 07:42 (six months ago) link

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