The strangest of the strange: it's 2015 and summer is queer°•○●□■♤♡♢♧☆

take drugs with friends!

that's the plan. also i have the house to myself so like house party or something? also i have run into the guy that Ryan is seeing on the side like 5 times at different events and every time he looks like someone different. chameleon face! now he's friended me on Facebook and Ryan's all unnerved lolol

i went out and now i'm drinking Radeberger at home!! and listening to KP ....

yesterday I biked to my boo's house before he got home and assembled his new IKEA record shelf for him and then we got beer and pizza and danced to his 7" single of "Express Yourself" in our underwear in his living room

omg help me

stop. that is like my heaven

then we cuddled a lot and then he woke up early to make us freshly ground coffee, omg what have I done to deserve such a boy

saw some of the Ciccone Army on the way to her show last night, which reminded me that my next partytime is watching 4 weeks of postseason baseball alone.

(if the streams stay up)

Welp, this happened to me last night:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CPSE_LfUAAA1p1j.jpg

Cute couple on Twitter wanting a third. I initiate a conversation. The first few replies are normal. Then this happens.

I'm not hurt, just still a bit shocked that adults could be this rude (but not really, because I'm guessing this shit happens to women all the time). Like, I don't think they were obligated to fuck me or even reply to me on Grindr, but why act like the local bridge troll is in your way if you chose to respond in the first place? Why go out of your way to be an asshole?

fuck those idiots

wtf that's awful

once i ignored someone's message on okc (clicked thru to his profile, wasn't feeling it) and after about half an hour he sent another message that said something like "ugh, what's wrong with me? even the ugly guys ignore me"

but on a nicer note: on the train just now i sat across from a 'throuple' (i wish there were a better word for this) sitting in three adjacent seats, the outer guys' heads resting on the middle guy's shoulders, all three napping, it was p adorable

Maybe a function of being in Minnesota, but I never did get that and when I quit, I did it at least partially out of knowing that sort of bullshit was around the corner.

saw a lotta graybeards in Madonna t shirts tonight

(she played Brooklyn)

was unable to confirm rumor that, in tribute to Bangkok massage parlors, she fired AARP applications into the audience from her cooch.

i know i was out around 6 i'm surprised i didn't run into them

wd've been much more interesting if she and the Pope were here the same weekend.

enjoyed a dream last night where a young employee and I engaged in a furious makeout session but were interrupted by my worrying about a gardener a hundred feet away who may or may not have seen us. The rest of the dream was my trying to get more. I felt like Fernando Rey.

If the gardener had joined in, might qualify as a free adaptation of Forster's Maurice.

The autumnal equinox arrives precisely at 4:21 a.m. on Wednesday, Sept. 23. Don't let me pick the fall thread title.

Also, isn't that really LATE? END TIMES

oof -- if all gardeners looked like Rupert Graves in 1987.

mm hmmm

hey fellas.

hiya!

The autumnal equinox arrives precisely at 4:21 a.m. on Wednesday, Sept. 23

this should be the title imo

i went swimming at The Standard in my Tommy Hilfiger briefs last night. it was weird.

was there a lowering of standars?

it's fall, muthafuckas

I used to want satisfying sex, now I just want 300 followers on Instagram: ILX gayz autumn sunrise 2015

you old

Not old enough to not want to make new enemies.

Tho, yes. I missed the boat entirely.

boats still leaving!

http://blog.easytobook.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/Gay-Pride-Amsterdam.jpg

Chitty Chitty Gang Bang

who's building the new thread

also yes Morbs xp standards were lowered

LOCK THREAD

You guys REALLY don't want me naming the new thread today.

or ever

Or posting in it.

stop that.

i'll do it again if needed. i fucking love fall.

but i have a feeling a certain someone will want to get creative....

can we maybe not use the word gay though? might be a little constraining. how bout LGBTQETC :) xo xo

you did name the new thread, Eric

Some uplifting Oscar Wilde quotes for a bright autumn day's gay thread title brainstorm:

"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go."
"Until this moment, I never understood how hard it was to lose something you never had."
"It is better to be beautiful than to be good. But... it is better to be good than to be ugly."
"Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong."
"He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends."

I used to want satisfying sex, now I just want 300 followers on Instagram: ILX gayz autumn sunrise 2015