Let's beat the heat.
http://www.haro-online.com/stuff/psychobe2.jpg
― surm, Monday, 15 June 2015 05:04 (eight years ago) link
I'm hoping these thunderstorms are melting the unbreathable butter we've been breathing all weeek.
― the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Monday, 15 June 2015 06:55 (eight years ago) link
Exactly what I was just hoping. They are beautiful.
― surm, Monday, 15 June 2015 07:01 (eight years ago) link
bae and i experimented with some coconut oil the other day. it went... surprisingly well
― wappy legs (clouds), Monday, 15 June 2015 13:20 (eight years ago) link
thanks for the psycho beach party header, surm.
― gwyneth anger (patron sailor), Monday, 15 June 2015 15:07 (eight years ago) link
anytime
― surm, Monday, 15 June 2015 15:59 (eight years ago) link
This summer's gonna hurt like a gay thread.
― Norse Jung (Eric H.), Monday, 15 June 2015 16:04 (eight years ago) link
i'm recuperating from a bitch of a summer cold but i've dropped a few pounds as a result.
― gwyneth anger (patron sailor), Monday, 15 June 2015 16:42 (eight years ago) link
i felt a cold starting in my throat on Saturday, took one zinc tablet. seems to have worked!
― the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Monday, 15 June 2015 16:43 (eight years ago) link
(so fuck you coughing a-holes on the subway)
― the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Monday, 15 June 2015 16:44 (eight years ago) link
yeah i'm battling a bummer cold now
― wappy legs (clouds), Monday, 15 June 2015 16:47 (eight years ago) link
My summer allergies kicked into full gear last week. I fucking hate this season.
― The New Gay Sadness (cryptosicko), Monday, 15 June 2015 17:01 (eight years ago) link
trying to make friends with the sun this year. so far she's been good to me.
― surm, Monday, 15 June 2015 17:03 (eight years ago) link
Got a second date tonight. Taking him to a free screening of Pixar's latest.
― Norse Jung (Eric H.), Monday, 15 June 2015 17:04 (eight years ago) link
oof. i am pride'd out.
― donna rouge, Monday, 15 June 2015 17:38 (eight years ago) link
Still 2 weeks out here, and the complaints about basically everything are already rolling in.
― Norse Jung (Eric H.), Monday, 15 June 2015 17:39 (eight years ago) link
i am NOT prided out bc i was away this wknd. i need to feel some pride!
― surm, Monday, 15 June 2015 17:59 (eight years ago) link
we took a fella home from the bar last night. it went...ok? we're both pretty new to this and not sure how to manage all the various feelings and expectations that attenuate to this kind of thing. doubt we'll see him again but it wasn't a disaster.
― donna rouge, Monday, 15 June 2015 18:01 (eight years ago) link
that's awesome - it takes some getting used to but can be super fun
― surm, Monday, 15 June 2015 18:02 (eight years ago) link
Literally everyone else in the world is doing this right now but me, it seems.
― Norse Jung (Eric H.), Monday, 15 June 2015 18:07 (eight years ago) link
But, you know, first things first. It takes two to make a thing go right.
― Norse Jung (Eric H.), Monday, 15 June 2015 18:08 (eight years ago) link
looking for Gay Shame events here -- apparently still only a thing in SF.
the air here is still like dog puke.
― the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Monday, 15 June 2015 18:30 (eight years ago) link
it gets better Morbs. there are more thunderstorms a comin'
― surm, Monday, 15 June 2015 19:54 (eight years ago) link
Tonight's movie date canceled in favor of another happy hour on Thursday. Probably for the better since he's a good conversationalist.
― Norse Jung (Eric H.), Monday, 15 June 2015 19:55 (eight years ago) link
yeah! conversation is better than sitting in silence
― surm, Monday, 15 June 2015 20:02 (eight years ago) link
also: drinks=fun
Yeah, he and I have got way more to talk about than we have to not talk about rn.
― Norse Jung (Eric H.), Monday, 15 June 2015 20:13 (eight years ago) link
there are more thunderstorms a comin'
yes, just late enough for me to go all the way out to Queens because they won't postpone the Mets game til i get there. yay wasted evening!
― the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Monday, 15 June 2015 20:15 (eight years ago) link
I MARCHED IN A PRIDE PARADE (?!?!) this weekend which was extremely atypical for me but also extremely fun!!!! Who knew!?
― WE WANT FET WAP (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 15 June 2015 22:55 (eight years ago) link
i marched in SF pride 2013 with the free chelsea manning contingent (which was great) and manned a booth at LA pride 2009 (which was awful)
― donna rouge, Monday, 15 June 2015 23:25 (eight years ago) link
i didn't even march in my college reunion non-pride parade o_O
― surm, Tuesday, 16 June 2015 09:33 (eight years ago) link
also can someone pls confirm that i am not the only one who knows the lyrics in the thread title?
― surm, Tuesday, 16 June 2015 12:04 (eight years ago) link
http://33.media.tumblr.com/9704f35a9e65d83321bd7e84e71a2cb7/tumblr_n9qhxbGFRs1rkhacro6_500.gif
― Norse Jung (Eric H.), Tuesday, 16 June 2015 13:02 (eight years ago) link
thank you.
― surm, Tuesday, 16 June 2015 13:10 (eight years ago) link
is Rehoboth Beach fun? should i go there to see the MEKONS play next month, and stay the night? Stevie?
― the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 16 June 2015 15:27 (eight years ago) link
i had fun there (tho i got caught in two downpours) - somewhat older crowd, bars close early
― donna rouge, Tuesday, 16 June 2015 16:36 (eight years ago) link
What's the most direct way to get there from NYC? That whole Delaware bay thing confuses me.
― the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 16 June 2015 21:58 (eight years ago) link
i took a bus down there - i don't remember from where or how i got where i was going once i got there (my friend's mom had a car)
― donna rouge, Wednesday, 17 June 2015 02:51 (eight years ago) link
so this is the weekend at my boss's country house. i think i have a pair of short black swim trunks? he said to bring a swimsuit, jeans and a sweater. i'm excited!
― surm, Wednesday, 17 June 2015 18:29 (eight years ago) link
also he sent me a picture a week ago of of 2 handsome gentlemen jumping off the dock so i guess maybe i'll actually swim? i usually just look pretty on the beach as opposed to actually going in the water
― surm, Wednesday, 17 June 2015 18:31 (eight years ago) link
I like Rehoboth quite a bit but transit to/from is a major pain in the ass w/o a car. You'd have to get to Wilmington, DE and take a bus from there but iirc it only runs like friday night and sunday night? or something?
― WE WANT FET WAP (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 17 June 2015 20:15 (eight years ago) link
i went to INDUSTRY last night
― surm, Thursday, 18 June 2015 18:25 (eight years ago) link
what kinda COVER? was there a theme?
Have fun on your boss weekend; I will be watching library DVDs and trying to sow some wet oats before my dry mini-vacation.
― the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 18 June 2015 18:49 (eight years ago) link
― Norse Jung (Eric H.), Monday, June 15, 2015 2:07 PM
hi! I've been to two pride events in my life. My priority at present is to finish a Thomas Hardy novel and finish Tom Hardy.
― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 18 June 2015 19:10 (eight years ago) link
we've had skies of an irritating blue for days and 10 percent chance of rain through Father's Day = Miami at its best + worst.
― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 18 June 2015 19:11 (eight years ago) link
You know, I misread your remark, Eric. Pride = no. Threesomes = yes!
― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 18 June 2015 19:12 (eight years ago) link
Fuck you.
― Norse Jung (Eric H.), Thursday, 18 June 2015 19:12 (eight years ago) link
https://outofboundsinsydney.files.wordpress.com/2014/03/threesome-1-781674.jpg
― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 18 June 2015 20:45 (eight years ago) link
I'm serious. I can't do anything right.
― Norse Jung (Eric H.), Thursday, 18 June 2015 20:47 (eight years ago) link
honey, are you OK?
― surm, Thursday, 18 June 2015 21:22 (eight years ago) link
is that a euph?
― Y Kant Max Read (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 17 September 2015 16:36 (eight years ago) link
It should be. Alas, just more corporate assimilation propaganda in my FB newsfeed.
― Norse Jung (Eric H.), Thursday, 17 September 2015 16:41 (eight years ago) link
At least it ain't for a pumpkin spice latte.
― The New Gay Sadness (cryptosicko), Thursday, 17 September 2015 17:02 (eight years ago) link
it is that season eh?
― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 17 September 2015 17:02 (eight years ago) link
Five more days.
― Norse Jung (Eric H.), Thursday, 17 September 2015 17:13 (eight years ago) link
As for "where do poly people find the time" that is definitely true but in my experience it's just like a really good and intense social and/or familial situation. Rn what I miss most about the poly thing is not at all the sex but just having people to care for/people who care for me.
but friendships w/o sex provide this surely?
would rather take drugs with my friends and/(or!) talk to them than have sex with them, for intense social situations
― lex pretend, Thursday, 17 September 2015 17:35 (eight years ago) link
^^^^
THIS!
― Norse Jung (Eric H.), Thursday, 17 September 2015 17:52 (eight years ago) link
trying to decide if i should go out tonight
― surm, Thursday, 17 September 2015 19:43 (eight years ago) link
take drugs with friends!
― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 17 September 2015 19:43 (eight years ago) link
that's the plan. also i have the house to myself so like house party or something? also i have run into the guy that Ryan is seeing on the side like 5 times at different events and every time he looks like someone different. chameleon face! now he's friended me on Facebook and Ryan's all unnerved lolol
― surm, Thursday, 17 September 2015 19:53 (eight years ago) link
i went out and now i'm drinking Radeberger at home!! and listening to KP ....
― surm, Friday, 18 September 2015 05:12 (eight years ago) link
yesterday I biked to my boo's house before he got home and assembled his new IKEA record shelf for him and then we got beer and pizza and danced to his 7" single of "Express Yourself" in our underwear in his living room
omg help me
― Y Kant Max Read (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 18 September 2015 19:42 (eight years ago) link
stop. that is like my heaven
― surm, Friday, 18 September 2015 20:34 (eight years ago) link
then we cuddled a lot and then he woke up early to make us freshly ground coffee, omg what have I done to deserve such a boy
― Y Kant Max Read (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 18 September 2015 21:01 (eight years ago) link
saw some of the Ciccone Army on the way to her show last night, which reminded me that my next partytime is watching 4 weeks of postseason baseball alone.
(if the streams stay up)
― skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Friday, 18 September 2015 21:13 (eight years ago) link
Welp, this happened to me last night:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CPSE_LfUAAA1p1j.jpg
Cute couple on Twitter wanting a third. I initiate a conversation. The first few replies are normal. Then this happens.
I'm not hurt, just still a bit shocked that adults could be this rude (but not really, because I'm guessing this shit happens to women all the time). Like, I don't think they were obligated to fuck me or even reply to me on Grindr, but why act like the local bridge troll is in your way if you chose to respond in the first place? Why go out of your way to be an asshole?
― self-clowning oven (Murgatroid), Saturday, 19 September 2015 22:30 (eight years ago) link
fuck those idiots
― hello, it me (clouds), Sunday, 20 September 2015 01:41 (eight years ago) link
wtf that's awful
once i ignored someone's message on okc (clicked thru to his profile, wasn't feeling it) and after about half an hour he sent another message that said something like "ugh, what's wrong with me? even the ugly guys ignore me"
― donna rouge, Sunday, 20 September 2015 01:45 (eight years ago) link
but on a nicer note: on the train just now i sat across from a 'throuple' (i wish there were a better word for this) sitting in three adjacent seats, the outer guys' heads resting on the middle guy's shoulders, all three napping, it was p adorable
― donna rouge, Sunday, 20 September 2015 01:48 (eight years ago) link
Maybe a function of being in Minnesota, but I never did get that and when I quit, I did it at least partially out of knowing that sort of bullshit was around the corner.
― Norse Jung (Eric H.), Sunday, 20 September 2015 03:16 (eight years ago) link
saw a lotta graybeards in Madonna t shirts tonight
(she played Brooklyn)
was unable to confirm rumor that, in tribute to Bangkok massage parlors, she fired AARP applications into the audience from her cooch.
― skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 20 September 2015 07:14 (eight years ago) link
i know i was out around 6 i'm surprised i didn't run into them
― surm, Monday, 21 September 2015 14:12 (eight years ago) link
wd've been much more interesting if she and the Pope were here the same weekend.
― skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Monday, 21 September 2015 14:17 (eight years ago) link
enjoyed a dream last night where a young employee and I engaged in a furious makeout session but were interrupted by my worrying about a gardener a hundred feet away who may or may not have seen us. The rest of the dream was my trying to get more. I felt like Fernando Rey.
― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 21 September 2015 14:21 (eight years ago) link
If the gardener had joined in, might qualify as a free adaptation of Forster's Maurice.
The autumnal equinox arrives precisely at 4:21 a.m. on Wednesday, Sept. 23. Don't let me pick the fall thread title.
Also, isn't that really LATE? END TIMES
― skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Monday, 21 September 2015 14:22 (eight years ago) link
oof -- if all gardeners looked like Rupert Graves in 1987.
― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 21 September 2015 14:25 (eight years ago) link
mm hmmm
― skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Monday, 21 September 2015 14:32 (eight years ago) link
hey fellas.
― gwyneth anger (patron sailor), Monday, 21 September 2015 19:35 (eight years ago) link
hiya!
― donna rouge, Monday, 21 September 2015 21:23 (eight years ago) link
The autumnal equinox arrives precisely at 4:21 a.m. on Wednesday, Sept. 23
this should be the title imo
― mattresslessness, Monday, 21 September 2015 21:27 (eight years ago) link
i went swimming at The Standard in my Tommy Hilfiger briefs last night. it was weird.
― surm, Thursday, 24 September 2015 03:24 (eight years ago) link
was there a lowering of standars?
it's fall, muthafuckas
― skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 24 September 2015 04:36 (eight years ago) link
I used to want satisfying sex, now I just want 300 followers on Instagram: ILX gayz autumn sunrise 2015
― Norse Jung (Eric H.), Thursday, 24 September 2015 04:39 (eight years ago) link
you old
― skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 24 September 2015 04:40 (eight years ago) link
Not old enough to not want to make new enemies.
― Norse Jung (Eric H.), Thursday, 24 September 2015 04:43 (eight years ago) link
Tho, yes. I missed the boat entirely.
― Norse Jung (Eric H.), Thursday, 24 September 2015 04:49 (eight years ago) link
boats still leaving!
― skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 24 September 2015 10:51 (eight years ago) link
http://blog.easytobook.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/Gay-Pride-Amsterdam.jpg
― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 24 September 2015 11:01 (eight years ago) link
Chitty Chitty Gang Bang
― skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 24 September 2015 11:34 (eight years ago) link
who's building the new thread
― surm, Thursday, 24 September 2015 15:24 (eight years ago) link
also yes Morbs xp standards were lowered
― surm, Thursday, 24 September 2015 15:25 (eight years ago) link
LOCK THREAD
― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 24 September 2015 15:27 (eight years ago) link
You guys REALLY don't want me naming the new thread today.
― Norse Jung (Eric H.), Thursday, 24 September 2015 15:29 (eight years ago) link
or ever
― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 24 September 2015 15:30 (eight years ago) link
Or posting in it.
― Norse Jung (Eric H.), Thursday, 24 September 2015 15:31 (eight years ago) link
stop that.
i'll do it again if needed. i fucking love fall.
― surm, Thursday, 24 September 2015 15:40 (eight years ago) link
but i have a feeling a certain someone will want to get creative....
can we maybe not use the word gay though? might be a little constraining. how bout LGBTQETC :) xo xo
― surm, Thursday, 24 September 2015 15:42 (eight years ago) link
you did name the new thread, Eric
― skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 24 September 2015 15:51 (eight years ago) link
Some uplifting Oscar Wilde quotes for a bright autumn day's gay thread title brainstorm:
"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.""Until this moment, I never understood how hard it was to lose something you never had.""It is better to be beautiful than to be good. But... it is better to be good than to be ugly.""Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.""He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends."
― Norse Jung (Eric H.), Thursday, 24 September 2015 15:52 (eight years ago) link
― skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 24 September 2015 15:52 (eight years ago) link