Go on then, who do you reckon will win? The Labour Leadership contest, that is...

Cooper is probably the smartest and most capable. I don't know whether they will go with someone more overtly chummy as a reaction to Miliband, though. Fear it might be Burnham.

Would it be Umunna? For the obvious parallells with Obama, plus he seems quite normal which is what the media seem to want nowadays.

I did see Liz Kendall getting interviewed, she seemed nice enough but not exactly dynamic.

I hope it's not Umunna, if only because it'll mean not having to put up with 'Papa Oom Mow Mow' playing in my head on an endless loop every time i look at the news.

...

the silver lining if it's Umunna will be the entire "funny foreign name" brigade being EXPOSED

Burnham's logo from the last leadership campaign was pretty neat:

http://i921.photobucket.com/albums/ad53/razzlewis/Andy4Leader/afl.png

I wonder if he'll start talking about 'aspirational socialism' again this time

https://flic.kr/p/8vUGef

standing up for social justice and key stage 2 geometry

Burnham Baloons

the silver lining if it's Umunna will be the entire "funny foreign name" brigade being EXPOSED

― lex pretend

^^^

Torn on this because he is my MP, and I think he does do good work, especially locally.

But on a pragmatic level 1) I think as a 1-term MP he lacks the experience to actually *do* anything with the unholy mess that is the Labour Party right now. And more conceptually 2) he is as much of an aspirational "hard working families" Growth Zombie that is just going to dish out the expected jargon and fail to grasp the actual failures let alone do anything about them.

(But I suppose that same Point 2 criticism could be applied to almost ANYONE within the Labour Party structure at the moment.)

that guardian article he wrote at the weekend was so terrible that it simultaneously introduced me to umunna and destroyed all faith.

expected jargon doesn't even cover it

the silver lining if it's Umunna will be the entire "funny foreign name" brigade being EXPOSED

― lex pretend, Wednesday, May 13, 2015 12:04 AM (9 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

It'll indeed be the first time an MP's name has been the subject of a cheap pun.

xp still at least he's not the picket-crossing John-Lewis-aspirational shopper Tristram Hunt

Umunna comes across as a huge Blairish phony irl, especially when you have the misfortune to see him address two v different audiences on consecutive days, and there's barely anything between his pro-business "we are all capitalists now" sympathies and actual Tories

I don't know much about Liz Kendall, what's her deal?

I was really impressed by Stella Creasy making her name in her first time by really taking on the payday loan industry and its heavyweight lobbying...

Burnham seems like a decent type but really so uncharismatic. E-Mili at least made an impression with his geeky weirdness, Burnham is just like...you forget he's there when he's talking

Obviously I'm hoping for DIANE really

It'll indeed be the first time an MP's name has been the subject of a cheap pun.

You have to be pretending not to understand the difference here, right?

This poll feels premature given that there are surely at least a couple of names yet to be thrown into the ring (and Tristram Hunt appears to have taken his name out of it). But if anyone can outline the ideological differences, assuming there are any here, between this lot then I'd be very impressed.

Yvette Cooper is the only one who seems like anything more than competently managerial but I'm not sure she'd win. God though, when you imagine the shit that will be thrown at her from the word go...

they're already raking shit up about umunna - apparently he called people "trash" on some big-spender social network, when asking for advice on where to go out in the west end - i mean unless that's a lie.

I don't know much about Liz Kendall, what's her deal?

Liz Kendall is probably the most Blairite of them all (WARNING DAILY MAIL, BUT...):

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3075228/Labour-leadership-battle-begins-Blairite-Liz-Kendall-launches-bid-saying-party-appeal-Conservative-voters-risk-survival.html

http://news.sky.com/story/1482546/what-you-need-to-know-about-liz-kendall

Has said there is a role for the private sector in the NHS and that "what matters is what works".

Her comments were seen as a challenge to the position of then Labour leader Ed Miliband and Shadow Health Secretary Andy Burnham, a likely rival for the leadership, who accused the Government of privatising the health service.

Has called for the party to reach out to the aspirational middle classes, arguing it did not do enough to appeal to Conservative supporters.

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Has admitted she loves rap music, listening to Eminem and Dr Dre, who is her favourite artist.

Her other half is the tall comedian Greg Davies.

I heard someone say "spear Chuka" for the first time today.

they're already raking shit up about umunna - apparently he called people "trash" on some big-spender social network, when asking for advice on where to go out in the west end - i mean unless that's a lie.

that was referred to in this FACT piece tackling the really big issue ie his uk garage past:

http://www.factmag.com/2015/05/12/chuka-umunna-mp-used-to-be-a-uk-garage-dj/

Chuka does actually DJ (or at least used to? He still blogs about tracks he loves in his newsletters/social media/local press, which is quite cute) so it's not entirely impossible he was talking about the nightclub, Trash?

X-post sorry iPhone!

Has admitted she loves rap music

admitted

ffs

guilty pleasures ranging from eminem to dismantling the nhs

He attracted the ire of the Daily Mail in 2013 for comments made in 2006 on a social networking site bemoaning the lack of “decent” clubs in London, suggesting the West End establishments were “full of trash and C-list wannabes, while other places that should know better opt for the cheesy vibe.”

i mean to be honest i'd be more trusting of a politician who was willing to show solidarity with the common man/woman by casually dismissing swathes of people based on perceived inferiority of their cultural choices, better than some plastic everyman who's barely conscious of the misanthropy driving their policies.

You have to be pretending not to understand the difference here, right?

Yeah, soz it was a crumby joke, not intended the way it came across, so my apologies.

Chuka does actually DJ (or at least used to? He still blogs about tracks he loves in his newsletters/social media/local press, which is quite cute) so it's not entirely impossible he was talking about the nightclub, Trash?

― The Hauntology of Celebrity (Branwell with an N), Wednesday, May 13, 2015 11:17 AM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

He was involved in the garage scene, I think.

oh nickb already said that.

He's the first prospective leader/PM who is young enough for bullshit posts made a decade ago to come back and haunt him. They'll all be like that in a few years.

I'm sure we all remember the vociferous response pieces by Quentin Letts and Liz Jones defending the West End's vibrant diverse club scene at the time - no need to google.

To be fair if that's the worst thing he's written on social media in his lifetime, he's doing well.

not really bullshit - imagine going to a club in the west end

xpost otm

This poll feels premature

It *is* premature, on purpose: It looks like there wont be a winner until october, but I thought it useful to start some discussion away from the ongoing new politics thread.

What's the case against Burnham - Mid-staffs fuck up, possibly socially conservative (roman catholic), bit bland, actually political class (no unwestminster job ever that I can see), basically Miliband as a slightly more convincing man of the people? Still suspect he might do best with some of the voters they need back tbh.

articles and early pitches have been making Umunna seem truly awful, but think anyway it might be a shit idea to have a London leader. Interesting to hear he's a good constituency MP - that's something.

aiui Cooper's smartest/most competent here, just not hugely inspiring - again, that political class stuff is so fucking depressing/part of the problem - PPE/think tanks/research & advise etc

can't lie, think I'd get on with hunt, would happily read his civil war book or the one about engels or the one about victorian cities. He absolutely should not lead the labour party.

Don't know anything about Kendall apart from the Blairite noises as she launched, so fuck that.

I don't get the sense that any of these people have talked to enough lapsed Labour voters (new or old) to really understand what needs to be done. And if they have, they've talked to voters primarily in their constituencies, and given they're still in a job that's an unrepresentative sample.

I thought Hunt's article in the Guardian the other day gave a pretty perceptive summary of why Labour are in trouble, but no convincing answer to what they can do to get out of it, agree that he should definitely not be leader

I normally feel a politician's name should not matter, but he's called Tristram.

He may be willing to change it to Gideon if that helps?

I can't actually name a convincing candidate - not even sure what they'd have to do - get grassroots, paying-attn-to-people reform of the party properly underway while carrying the public/media side convincingly?

Ben Bradshaw

Bradshaw might not be a terrible choice but the talk of him "trebling his majority in 2015" overlooks the fact that it went from about 900 to 2700. Exeter isn't a safe seat by any means.

@djlogansama 4h4 hours ago
If Chuka Umunna gets in I'm on voting Green Party next time round. He doesn't like MCs. Left Garage for Deep House when crews came around.

he'll be dreading the mail getting hold of that

Dreading the K-Punk thinkpiece more like.

Love the implication that Ed Miliband and Natalie Bennett were caning More Fire Crew and Pay-As-You-Go.

tough on grime...

that tweet is a bit like an irl version of one of those unfunny weird twitter things where Joe Biden has strong opinions about the Wu Tang Clan or similar

Disappointed that all I'm hearing about is appealing to "aspirational voters"...I want at least one candidate to run on a platform of greater inter-generational balance and reform.

xp basically, the attitude of the right wing press (tautology lol) is decisive.

the opening gambit of the hunt thing we were mocking isn't totally wrong, no matter how abhorrent one might find where it goes from there

how far back can one trace this attitude we're claiming determines voter mentalities? -- do we want to stop at thatcher or do we want to claim it's how 1970 and 1974 worked?

"Opening gambit" is insignificant. Mix on twitter of talk, rant, reply, organisation and minority-held opinion reinforced. Corbyn and team were smart to use it (because these ppl share much of it). Blairites were sleepwalking. #deal

great that the lesson drawn by labour right from gen election campaign is to trash the one area where labour did do better than tories, social media game

It's not as if, barring a major technological and cultural sea-change, there are going to be any FEWER voters on social media in five years' time.

Not like all those pensioners the Taxpayers Alliance are hoping will be dead or gaga come the next election.

This is a good 'highlights' package: http://www.lrb.co.uk/v37/n20/paul-myerscough/corbyn-in-the-media

I do forget how the BBC stitched up the reaction to Corbyn's speech at the conference. Although its more of a suppressed memory, as I don't want to be against the BBC...

Good:

http://blogs.channel4.com/paul-mason-blog/labour-fiscal-charter-reversal/4293

This is a good 'highlights' package

^ thanks for that

i liked this

“It was too difficult to go on knocking on doors, summoning the necessary conviction, working towards the slim possibility of victory in the hope of implementing a platform of ever-weakening amelioration of the worst effects of neoliberalism.”

John McDonnell, shadow chancellor, has declared Labour will oppose the government’s pledge to balance the books in Wednesday’s parliamentary vote, in a major U-turn on his own position from two weeks ago. But many MPs have told the Financial Times they will abstain because they do not want to fall into a “trap” set by George Osborne, the chancellor.

So they were up in arms because Harman made them abstain to avoid a trap, and now they want to ... abstain to avoid a trap. The PLP is a bloody shambles.

It shows how badly they are on the back foot, assuming they oppose it at all.

Sounds like McDonnell dropped the ball a bit here though, not realising that the proposed surplus rules prevented 'borrowing for investment' in a separate column. They should never have committed to supporting it in the first place.

Much of the PLP is now so at odds with the wishes of the wider membership that I'm not sure how long this is going to be sustainable for, but if there's one thing that's almost certainly going to lead to electoral wipeout it's appearing this divided on every single issue.

He also seemingly made the u-turn without telling Corbyn, which is just idiotic.

McDonnell seems like a worse choice for the job with every passing day.

I think he supported the fiscal charter with caveats in a short interview before Lab conference. He did the right thing in the end, which the Labour right (who are acting like they saved the day - fuck off already) would never have done.

McDonnell doesn't have the support in numbers from the PLP or cares for spin (so 'two weeks as reasoning is poor) so the error gets magnified a lot more.

Still like him a lot - hopefully he'll keep at it. He is the choice of the elected leader, unfortunately learning on the job with little support.

McDonnell did actually try and spin it, somewhat ineptly, by citing changes in the world economy over the past couple of weeks. Even self-defined centrists in the party oppose the charter, given that it's intended to tie the hands of any future chancellor regardless of mandate. It won't, obviously, they can just abolish it, but it's intended to make that a big issue when it happens, it IS the trap.

It all rests on the very dicey prospect that the Tories will get anywhere near eliminating the deficit in this Parliament, although that can always be handwaved away.

"Learning on the job" is a bit of a cop-out given the importance of the job, although I don't remember many Labour MPs complaining as much when Alan Johnson immediately put his hands up and said "guess what, I know fuck all about economics lol!"

I mentioned "two weeks" above as poor reasoning.

Don't agree. "Learning on the job" isn't a cop-out but the situation. These ppl don't have the experience. Most cabinet members make mistakes but they have a sizeable party and machinery that supports them.

yeah it's precisely because Corbyn and McDonnell have been so removed from the machinery of government that they represent any kind of challenge to the economic hegemony

hodges' article today special again. enjoying his meltdown

Hodges column today:

http://www.thegospelcoalition.org/blogs/gospeldrivenchurch/files/2015/07/gatabrainmorans.jpg

Apparently u-turning on a piece of misguided wrong-headed economic policy is worse than u-turning on a contract to provide prison services to a murderous authoritarian terrorist-funding regime.

The thing is that Osborne is about a hundred times more sophisticated a political operator than Hodges. He knows full well that the elephant trap works both ways - Labour supports the charter = it validates his entire approach, wins him swing votes, and costs Labour core votes. Labour opposes the charter = deficit deniers, can't be trusted with the economy etc. His entire approach is to draw Labour into tricky terrain where it's screwed either way. And that's before any subsequent government tries to remove the charter as well (because, y'know, it's stupid and harmful to the economy and even the Tories will realise that in time).

we can all anticipate exciting moments like this one: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_debt-ceiling_crisis_of_2011

@FraserNelson 2h2 hours ago
If Labour can't see absurdity of debt-addict Osborne sponsoring a 'Charter of Budget Responsibility' then all is lost

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CRQpUQCWwAAV6DJ.png:large

And this is the editor of The Spectator talking. Although surely the whole point of a deficit is that the debt keeps ballooning because you have to keep borrowing more to keep up the shortfall?

Also there's clearly and self-evidently an enormous market for UK government bonds, so presumably the government is advocating the destruction of a safe and secure asset class, with all the knock-on effects for pensions that implies?

Why do people even keep reading Hodges?! nm

Nelson wrote a ridiculous gushing appraisal of Cameron in the Telegraph (which I could only stand to read some of) the other day backed with a 'who would you vote for - him or the Evil Old Man?' poll which actually put Corbyn on 52% (poll then deleted).

Some credit, I guess, to McDonnell for changing tack, rather than doubling down on the initial mistake to try and avoid looking inconsistent. But much better to have not made the mistake in the first place. Really, labour at this point should be well and truly past bothering about these twatty little debating soc 'traps' of George Osborne's.

Most cabinet members make mistakes but they have a sizeable party and machinery that supports them.

Yes, this is true. Most shadow ministers in the past could expect a degree of rallying round from colleagues at this point, which is a forlorn hope for McDonnell. On the other hand, many will say, Big Boys Rules and all that.

Reckon Osborne's biggest mistake might be going for the PM job. Economy could be really stagnant due to cuts -- there will be more austerity in this parliament than last one, even if it might be tracked back (like in the last parliament) after a point in pursuit of the surplus.

Then there is his awkwardness - very Ed M with added touch of the Vulcan, reminds me of Redwood.

I'm guessing the editor of the Spectator is hostile toward Osborne because he's backing former Spectator editor Boris Johnson to be the next Tory leader/PM

Charter is tittle-tattle. This week's national anthem-type controversy.

LOL Owen Jones calling for party unity to hammer "work penalty" wacky phrase. Don't you know the PLP want to 'listen to voters' and focus groups and come up with more mixed messages on welfare instead?

McDonnell and economic team have to aim higher and come up with a more compelling vision as Neolib falls apart. xp

"it's like household finances! you can't spend more than you earn!"

vs

"hey quick everybody, get a mortgage"

you'd think the contradiction would be enough to drive a quite large, convincing bus through

Then there is his awkwardness - very Ed M with added touch of the Vulcan

Much as I despise Osborne, he definitely comes across as more natural than Ed M

Osborne in 2010 pouring scorn on the then-Labour idea of a fiscal charter:
https://amp.twimg.com/v/688fb821-3b34-4690-bcdf-78838d77a466

Then there is his awkwardness - very Ed M with added touch of the Vulcan

Much as I despise Osborne, he definitely comes across as more natural than Ed M

― Lionel Richie the Wardrobe (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Wednesday, October 14, 2015 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Thought the weird walk thing @ conference was fucking sub-human.

The current Guardian editor wrote the play I Am Rachel Corrie so I thought she'd be a bit less.... Blairy?

― voodoo rage (suzy), Friday, October 9, 2015 5:55 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Going back a long way, but at the time, I think I forgot to do a lol @ media class response.

So, <clears throat>

lol @ media class.

Jeremy Corbyn faces an immediate leadership challenge after a performance that was dismally inadequate, lifeless and spineless, displaying an inability to lead anyone anywhere. What absence of mind to emphasise support for free migration on the eve of a poll where Labour was haemorrhaging support for precisely those metropolitan views. Here was Labour’s golden chance to make this referendum campaign its own. Voters who blocked their ears to Labour on the doorstep this time may head for Ukip, never to return.

But to them, the cultural affront outweighed everything else. Identity beat economics. “Labour opened the floodgates,” one said accusingly. Scapegoating, looking for outsiders to blame – perhaps. But if Labour wants to get its voters back, it can’t block its ears as Corbyn, the party’s leader, does.

I know this Polly Toynebee article was already discussed on the uk politics thread, but: what exactly is she proposing as an alternative to Corbyn's supposed "blocking of his ears"? (engage with ppl's legit concerns about jobs, housing, public services etc of course, but that's exactly what Corbyn has been doing?) why does she think that Labour being more noisily anti-immigration would have convinced more Labour supporters to vote remain, surely the opposite would have been the case? it's infuriating that the Labour right are pushing this line that Corbyn responding to a question with an honest answer about the realities of how the EU works = "emphasising support for free migration" as if that's the only thing Corbyn said about the referendum over the last three months.

Corbyn does seem useless in many ways, in terms of presentation and organisation, but every person calling for his job at the moment makes me think that their chosen replacement would be 1000x worse.

(posting this here so as to not derail the actual substantive conversation on the politics thread with my insight-free venting)

As far as i can tell from the polling data, Labour got pretty much the exact proportion of remain voters as the SNP. One was a thumping statement of commitment to the EU, the other was a catastrophic failure.

Much as I object to the cult of personality around political leaders, I still expect theme to exhibit some leadership qualities. Corbyn will never come across as anything more than a generally affable dedicated constituency MP who does his bit from the back benches.

Are there any alternatives with vaguely left of the Labour Party policies but with a bit more about them than Corbyn? Or is this best alternative Andy Burnham?

McDonnell? but he is apparently even more unpopular with the PLP than Corbyn and would be unlikely to get enough nominations to end up on a ballot (and even if he somehow became leader there would be the same problem of a leader not supported by the overwhelming majority of his MPs). some people have talked about Lisa Nandy as a compromise candidate possibly acceptable to both Labour MPs and left-wing Labour part members.

I'm a big fan of Lisa Nandy, she was briefly my MP. She always seems very honest and forthright in her media appearances. But does she have the profile? And she's not exactly working class despite being MP for Wigan, with her grandad being a Westminster School & Oxford educated Lord.

I think Nandy manages to come across as "ordinary" and "down-to-earth", regardless of who her grandad was.

if the PLP forces Corbyn to resign (and don't allow McDonnell or another Socialist Campaign Group type on the ballot for his replacement) then you have to assume that the Labour members who voted Corbyn in are going to go apeshit; they would need to put someone who can make a credibly portray themselves as a leftwinger and break from the New Labour era, can't really think of anyone with a higher profile who'd cut it (certainly not Burnham)

I mean, I realise that "ordinary" and "down-to-earth" are amorphous and fairly silly concepts, but they matter and to extent that you can define them I think Nandy does ok on that score

Labour dream ticket 2016:

http://www.theboltonnews.co.uk/resources/images/2624572.jpg?display=1&htype=100000&type=responsive-gallery

Hilary Benn's been sacked

lol

omfg

a good time to bury good news :p

Separately, an anonymous vote on a motion of no confidence in Corbyn is likely to be held by the parliamentary Labour party on Tuesday. Backbench MPs have been using WhatsApp to garner support for the motion, and it is believed that up to 80% of the parliamentary party are now set to vote in favour of Corbyn standing down.

screenshots of that chat would be fucking amazing